tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC June 21, 2016 11:34pm-12:38am PDT
who's the rock star of the futb world? liol messi. tonight. okay, who's the rock star of the football world? there he is with the beard now. messi against team u.s. a. that's the sweetest gold that you will ever see. he just squirms it in there. argentina beats u.s. a. team u.s. a will play in the third game on saturday. leo messi is good friends of stephen curry >> one heck of a kick there. have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- whoopi goldberg, ben simmons,
science expert kevin delaney, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 493! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. that's right. thank you very much! that's what you want right there. that's a hot crowd right there. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it, you made it. this is a big show tonight. thank you for being here, everybody. my name is jimmy fallon. i'm the host. and i'm gonna be talking to you all night long. [ light laughter ]
here's what people are talking about, you guys. some surprising news about the donald trump campaign today. a new election commission report just came out saying that the trump campaign isn't doing so well financially and is practically broke. [ audience oohs ] it's not good. i mean, in fact today, trump stole a bunch of towels from his own hotel. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: it's getting -- >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: it's sad, it's sad. the report revealed that donald trump's campaign started this month with only $1.3 million, which is almost $8 million less than bernie sanders' campaign. [ light laughter ] even bernie was, like, "how does it feel to be poor, you loser? [ laughter and applause ] you're in the bottom 1%, even worse!" [ applause ] and get this, almost 1,000 republicans recently got on one conference call to talk about ways to stop donald trump from getting to the nomination. yeah, well, we got audio of the call. [ laughter ] you might be able to recognize one of the voices. take a listen to this. >> hello, everyone, this is peter boeing from little rock.
>> hey. >> hi. >> hello. >> hey. >> and this is steven roots from fresno jumping on. >> hey. >> hello. >> welcome. >> and hello. my name is -- not hillary clinton. [ light laughter ] i'm from wherever you guys are from. and personally, i love that trump is running. i mean, every day is just another gift. i think we should stay the course until the white house is mine, i mean ours, no, i mean mine. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] sounds like somebody, right? >> steve: a little bit. >> jimmy: of course there's also people who want to try to stop hillary clinton from being president. in fact, i read up to eight anti-hillary films could be released in the coming months and some of the titles seem pretty familiar. first there's, "the devil wears talbots." [ laughter and applause ] does sounds familiar, yes. >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: then there's, "it's a a wonderful laugh." [ laughter and applause ] and finally there's "you've lost mail." and it's -- [ cheers and applause ]
that last one sounds like a a hit. i don't know. >> steve: i love that one. >> jimmy: i saw that this week, president obama will be attending the global entrepreneurship summit in california. the only place to see more people describing themselves as entrepreneurs is on "the bachelorette." [ laughter ] "i'm a businessman, an entrepreneur, and a a businessman. [ laughter ] actually, last night, i love "the bachelorette." i love it. last night -- [ cheers ] it's great. i love it. last night on "the bachelorette," jojo, that's the bachelorette, she had to send more guys home. and it seems like a few of them were having a tough time putting their feelings into words. listen to what daniel had to say after he didn't get a rose. >> i know i'm a great catch. i've got more experiences than all these guys have combined. but there's millions of people in the world. and, you know, the chance of her falling for me, i got a a better chance of getting struck by lightning while, you know, shaving my face. [ laughter ]
>> steve: what? >> jimmy: what? >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i mean, that can't happen twice, can it? [ laughter ] meanwhile, the next time he shaved his face, god will be like, "wait for it, wait for it." [ laughter and applause ] i love that. >> steve: while i'm shaving my -- >> jimmy: that was -- let's get to some sports here. people are still talking about the cavs winning the nba title the other night. [ cheers and applause ] and i saw that yesterday in cleveland more than 20,000 fans greeted the team when they landed at the airport. yeah. well, most of them were just in a really long tsa line. but still they were very supportive. [ laughter and applause ] "hey, lebron! want my shampoo? they won't let me on with it." and get this. it's being reported that lebron james' 11-year-old son already has basketball scholarship offers from duke and kentucky. after hearing this, lebron was
like, "so i can stop saving for his college? whew. [ laughter ] that's a relief." [ applause ] some local news here. yesterday, thousands of people gathered in times square and did yoga to celebrate international yoga day. yeah. yoga in times square. which explains that new position, "downward drunken elmo." [ laughter and applause ] i think he's doing yoga. he might be passed out. yeah. this is cool. 72 new emojis came out today, and i saw that one of the new emojis is a pregnant woman. yeah. apparently it's the emoji you get nine months after texting, "you up?" [ laughter and applause ] hey, if you travel a lot, you know there are a lot of crazy places on airbnb that you can rent out for a night. but i'm not sure i've ever seen an offer quite like this one before. take a look at this. >> by day, sanborn and market gas is a convenience store. but by night, it's an airbnb rental. talking accommodations on the listing, shen says, "center to town.
easy freeway access. all you can drink and bring your own air mattress." for just $50 to $90 a night, owner pete shen says it will fulfill any childhood dream of sleeping at a gas station. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: what child dreams of sleeping in a gas station? [ light laughter ] i think that's just a 24-hour gas station that's tricking people into working there. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: really what it's like -- childhood dreams. and finally, last week, we told you about a company in england that was making beer for dogs. well, now there's a story about a company in denver called apollo peak that's actually making wine for cats. a lot of cats have tried it, and here's what a few of them had to say. this first cat said, "ugh, i walked across a laptop keyboard and sent it to my ex." [ laughter and applause ] the next cat said, "i just friggin' love you, mouse. you're my best friend." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this last cat said, "bad news. i didn't make it to the litter box."
[ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: welcome, everybody, thank you so much. we have a great week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, gordon ramsay and elle fanning will be here. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: elle and i are going to play game of catchphrase. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: so be sure to tune in for that. plus we have music from macklemore and ryan lewis. it'll be fun. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we need to get them to play catchphrase. >> steve: i hope so. >> jimmy: that'd be fun. then later this week, will forte, ellen barkin is going to be here. j.j. watt and the avett brothers will all be dropping in. [ applause ] you don't want to miss it. it's good. but first, we've got a fun show tonight. we're so happy when she stops
by. she is talented, she is hilarious, and she always introduces us to a new and delicious dessert. she always comes on and brings something for us. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: the most generous person, i love her so much. whoopi goldberg is joining us tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: funny, funny, funny person. >> steve: lovely. >> jimmy: plus, this is very exciting. this young man's life is going to change when he goes number one in the nba draft thursday night. 19-year-old basketball phenom ben simmons is on the show. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice guy. and he's back with some more fun experiments. we're going to blow things up. and do something -- he always does something crazy. our resident science expert kevin delaney is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] always something crazy and fun. liquid nitrogen and things, yeah, it's great. hey, also, neil young's new album is out this friday. it's called "earth." and there will be two neil youngs on the show tonight sitting on a tree stump. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. can't wait. guys, it is time to take a look at the story making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of "microsoft getting into the weed business." [ light laughter ] they just announced that they're partnering with a a company that makes software to help track marijuana sales. this could change the industry. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of "microsoft getting into the weed business." here we go. pro, they've got a new business model to replace the old one. con, a new search engine to replace bing. bong. [ laughter and applause ] bong. >> steve: bong it. [ bong hit sound ] [ laughter ] just bong it. >> jimmy: pro, they're replacing the xbox 360. con, with the xbox 420. oh, well that makes sense if you think about it. >> steve: oh, that'd be good. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: pro, upgrading to microsoft brand-new office programs. con, microsoft weed, exhale and powerjoint. well, that's interesting. [ laughter and applause ]
pro, putting your computer in sleep mode. con, it doesn't wake up until 4:00 p.m. the next day. >> steve: that's true. >> jimmy: it's like -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what's up man? wake and bake it, dude? >> steve: you wanted to type? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i want to type. yeah. >> steve: are you sure, man? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sure. >> steve: wait, what? what -- what did you ask me again? >> jimmy: i didn't ask you anything. you asked me something. >> steve: okay, man. i'm going back to sleep. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, microsoft is hoping to provide entertainment for stoners. con, aka screensavers. oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: flying toasters, dude! >> steve: oh dude! i been here for six hours. >> jimmy: pro, speaking into your windows phone and asking cortana, "how are you?" con, hearing her response with this -- >> are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are a cop. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. it's the law. >> steve: it's the law, man. >> jimmy: legally. >> steve: it's the law the weed, man. >> jimmy: pro, going to a a microsoft shareholders meeting. con, hearing everyone asking,
"you share holdin'?" [ light laughter ] pro, many people think marijuana is a bad fit for microsoft. con, they think it's more of a a gateway drug. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: nice, nice. come on. [ applause ] hey! ♪ ladies and gentlemen, mr. jimmy fallon. [ applause ] ♪ gateway drug. >> jimmy: gateway reference. [ laughter ] >> steve: cut up. you're slouching. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, there's already proof microsoft and marijuana work well together. con, it's called "xbox." there you go. that is the pros and cons. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> i'm excited i'm here, too. i'm excited to be anywhere that i actually know i am. >> jimmy: i'll take that as a a good thing. >> you know. >> jimmy: it's a good thing. >> i think so. >> jimmy: you always bring me something cool. that's why i love -- you don't have to do this but thank you so much. >> but it makes me happy. >> jimmy: so give little props to whoever, whatever company. what do we have tonight? >> this is from a company that my daughter turned me on to for mother's day. they're called sugar fina. and every -- you can have small boxes of candies like this. can you see? and it comes with -- you can choose the candies you want. so i brought you one apple pie. it's brilliant. among other things. but then they also have a a cocktail group. so i brought you that as well. [ applause ] oh, yes, bourbon maple, maple bourbon caramel. two royale cordials. peach belinis. cuba libre. pale ale pints.
champagne gummy bears. champagne bubbles. it's just fantastic. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. i'm gonna give this to the roots. >> yes, you gotta give it to the roots. [ cheers and applause ] there's just all kinds of good stuff here. >> jimmy: he'll distribute it out and -- i love that you always give props to these people too. >> single malt scotch cordial. yeah, you got to unwind. here let me show you. [ laughter ] just scratch. >> jimmy: ah. >> and sniff. [ laughter ] right? >> jimmy: you're my best friend. [ laughter ] >> i love it. >> jimmy: am i prett am i pretty? [ light laughter ] am i a pretty guy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you. i love you. wow, that's -- it has kick to it. >> aren't they good? they're real, they are what they say they are. so, i thought you'd like that.
>> jimmy: you're always the coolest. >> i didn't know if you'd seen it. >> jimmy: look at those shoes. you always wear cool shoes. >> yeah, these light up. look. >> jimmy: look at that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. ♪ >> thank you, that's as much as i can do. that was it. >> jimmy: how many shoes do you have? do you have a giant collection? >> i have a giant collection at the show, at "the view." and four pair at home. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that always your thing or did that just become your thing? >> it became my thing because everyone on "the view" was so well dressed when i got there. everybody had on you know all these sort of designer clothes. everybody looked really fine. and i just wasn't wearing any of those clothes. they weren't me. >> jimmy: yes. >> and so i thought, "yeah, okay, i'm a schlub but i should be able to look down and see something fun." so let me see if i can find some good shoes. i went to london and i found some good stuff. >> jimmy: who are these? >> these are irregular choice. they're a great company. and i love them. i wear a lot of their stuff. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. gosh, everything, huh. that's what i'm talking about
right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did a great thing with the other people in the broadway community. >> oh, yes. listen, rosie perez calls me. and said, "whoopi. whoopi." she's like, "all the guys are doing this whole thing for orlando. [ laughter ] and they want you to come over and sing with them. could you come?" i was like, "okay. >> jimmy: that's a great rosie. >> so i get there and she goes, "oh, my god, i cannot believe you came, i'm so glad." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a fantastic rosie perez. >> i love her. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. >> i love her. she said, come over and do this thing. and so i'm like, "okay." and they say you're singing "what the world needs now is love sweet love." now, you know my voice is way down. so they gave me a line that's way down. so i tried to get it correct. but, you know, they had all these broadway voices and you're embarrassed to be trying
to sing with like billy porter or -- i mean, it's, like -- you know, they're just like boom. and chita rivera, tommy tune. i mean it was -- >> jimmy: joel grey. >> it's wonderful. >> jimmy: and where can you get it? you can get it to -- i have it right here. broadwayrecords.com and itunes.com. ♪ what the world needs now is love sweet love ♪ no, i can't do it. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all i can do. thank god they didn't -- >> it's great but, you know, 100% of -- 100% of the cost of the single is going to the folks in orlando. >> jimmy: the lgbt. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, 100% of it. everybody -- >> jimmy: that's so cool. i saw the video online. go to broadwayrecords.com and itunes and get that. it goes to a great cause. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i had an idea that would be kind of fun because i don't know if you -- we both have -- we're lucky enough to have talk shows. >> right.
>> jimmy: but we never know what it's like to sit in the audience and watch our show. >> right. >> jimmy: and so i thought maybe it would be kinda fun if maybe we sat in the audience and just looked over here and just see if we have a good time. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> jimmy: where shall we go? where should we go? >> i don't know. i'll follow you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing, pal? hey? hey man. you guys, take a seat over -- you wanna sit behind the chair, go over to the -- what's your name? >> dylan. >> jimmy: dylan? cool. why don't you go host for a a little bit. what's your name? >> jim. >> jimmy: tim jimmy. great name. >> it's his birthday today. >> jimmy: it's his birthday today? well this is a good gift. dylan, you can take the guest chair. we'll sit here. >> hi. >> jimmy: it's a little drop. kind of a drop there.
>> i have a big ass for this chair. >> jimmy: this is pretty interesting. this is pretty cool. it's dylan and -- is that his dad? >> that's his dad. >> jimmy: that's his dad jim? >> are you his sister? >> i'm the mother. >> mom. >> jimmy: nice. and you are? >> sister. >> jimmy: you're the sister. oh very cool. it's his birthday today? he gets to host "the tonight show." good, go for it. [ laughter and applause ] looking good. i have an idea. you never took a selfie before. >> no, i'm not a selfie person. i know what i look like. >> jimmy: you look cool, you're the best. >> yeah, but when people -- i don't understand, okay, call me old, but i don't understand taking a picture of myself looking like i'm doing stuff. why don't i just do stuff and then i can say i did it? why do i need a picture of me doing something i'm not actually doing? >> jimmy: it's the inner kardashian in all of us. [ laughter ] we wanna be -- i thought it would be fun to take a selfie right now. just your first selfie. >> okay. >> jimmy: we'll put it on
snapchat. here. >> snapchat. [ laughter ] i just like to be clear. snapchat. i'm on snapchat. >> jimmy: snapchat. that's correct. thank you. >> you know, snap. >> jimmy: i didn't even mention, but you always do something different. you have a line of medicinal -- >> medicinal marijuana products for women, particularly for the period -- >> jimmy: a couple of guys clapping as well. [ laughter ] hold on. it's for women. >> you can get it in four of the dispensaries in los angeles. ahhs is one of them. >> jimmy: what's the name of it? >> it's called whoopi and maya. >> jimmy: whoopi and maya. >> it's really easy. there's a soak, there's a rub, there's a droplet that you can do in tea. >> jimmy: very excited about this. >> snapchat. >> jimmy: i'm about to snap.
>> you know because people say the wrong thing and i don't want to get in trouble. >> jimmy: i want you to press the button because that means you did the selfie. yeah. >> okay, now what? >> jimmy: well, that was just bad. [ laughter ] let's do another one. >> but see, we spend all this time doing this. we could be talking about other stuff. >> jimmy: you know duck face? [ laughter ] >> do i know duck face? >> jimmy: yeah, no, he's not a a person. >> show me duck face. >> jimmy: you do the -- [ laughter and applause ] okay. that's what you do for a a selfie. you do that. [ laughter ] >> do i have to put my head up? >> jimmy: wait, that was good. was that good? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. now we just snap. >> are we chatting? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that comes next. >> that comes next. >> jimmy: whoopi goldberg, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ben simmons joins us after the break. stick around, everybody.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're joined right now by the presumptive number one in thursday night's nba draft. he had a spectacular freshman season playing at louisiana state university, and this week, he'll find out where he's going to play pro ball. please welcome the best 19-year-old on the planet, ben simmons, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ben simmons, thank you for being here. thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate this. it must be a very exciting time for you. >> definitely. a lot has happened in the past four years, but it's exciting. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm trying to think of what your accent is there. >> australian. [ laughter ]
australian mix, american. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, my dad is from new york, actually. >> jimmy: oh, where's he from? >> the bronx. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, representing, great. were you born in the bronx? >> i was born in australia. so he played professionally in australia, met my mom, and then, poof. now i'm here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yep. and after poof -- [ laughter ] you grew up. what made you want to move here? >> the level of competition out here is much higher than back home, so i figured, you know, i wanted to play against the best and be the best. so, america fits the spot for that. >> jimmy: wow, and you're doing pretty well. >> i'm doing all right. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. i mean, presumptive, you're going to go number one draft pick. so your life is about to change on thursday night. i know philly has the number one pick. [ cheers ] and l.a. has the number two pick. [ audience cheers and boos ] the roots -- can you say where
you're going to go? [ drumroll ] >> find out thursday. >> jimmy: find out thursday, yeah, yeah. we want to be excited. but if you end up going to philly, i got a cheesesteak for you. this is from dalessandro's. kamal told me about this one. this is in north philly. dalessandro's in windover street in north philly. this is the jam right here. have you had a philly cheesesteak yet? >> a couple. >> jimmy: yeah! >> not in philly, though. >> jimmy: this is the jam right here. this is good. please, cheers, enjoy, and good luck to you, here. we actually -- yeah, this is good stuff. [ cheers and applause ] this is good luck. >> pretty good. >> jimmy: it's not bad, right? this is great. >> i could live in philly. >> jimmy: i should say, reverend nelson is backstage, and there's something we can talk about, but this is even crazier, i think. you were guaranteed to have a a deal with nike for $20 million. [ cheers and applause ] is it done?
did you sign the deal? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you signed the deal? >> i'm with nike, yes. >> jimmy: was your hand shaking when you signed it? >> no, i was happy. [ laughter ] i was excited, you know. >> jimmy: you have more millions than you have years of your life. [ laughter ] that's unbelievable. >> it's really surreal, but, you know, i've been blessed with, you know, a great family around me, supporting cast. i couldn't ask for better people to be around me. >> jimmy: and you're also involved with lebron james' management, right? is he giving you advice, lebron? >> a lot, yup. >> jimmy: he's a great guy. >> definitely. >> jimmy: he's a good guy to get advice from. [ applause ] he really is. he's been on the show. he's just a good guy, surrounded with, again, with his friends, close friends. what was the advice? you remember anything in particular? >> a lot of different things, but, you know, whenever i need advice, you know, i can go to him. >> jimmy: is that right? >> he's been through a lot, experienced a lot of things i probably will go through, so he's definitely a great person to reach out to. >> jimmy: absolutely. i mean -- he must give you -- because you're the number one draft pick. i mean, he was number one. >> right.
>> jimmy: have you picked out your suit, yet, that you're gonna wear? >> i'll be wear a suit by -- [ laughter ] so you got -- >> jimmy: that's james bond right there, yeah. lebron went for, like, wedding white when he -- [ laughter ] i don't know if i'd take his advice on this jam right here. this lives with you forever. >> right, right. >> jimmy: so, this is like a a prom photo. look at this. [ laughter ] he went to the prom with a a basketball. you know, that's when you're already committed. i found this photo because is vlade divac. he's amazing. look at his -- this is his suit. he looks like he just came out of an otb. [ laughter and applause ] he just bet on a race horse and -- [ laughter ] i want to show everyone this video that's on twitter that you did. and if you do this in the nba, you'll probably get free cheese steaks for life. watch this video. this is ben simmons. take a look. [ basketball dribbles ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> good to see you, brother. >> jimmy: how are you, pal? >> good to see you. >> jimmy: always good to see you, buddy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are we doing today? we got some fun stuff. >> we do, we do. we're going to be talking about force. and when i say force, i mean, like, a push or a pull that creates a change in the motion of an object. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. so, jimmy, you're an object. so -- >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] >> the force of gravity -- yeah. >> jimmy: thanks. >> the force of gravity is keeping you on the ground right now. >> jimmy: okay. >> but if we want to do something, like, go to the moon, we need a force to propel us away from earth. right? >> jimmy: are you gonna to propel me somewhere? >> well, no. no, no, no. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> but since i came from little rock, i brought a little rocket, so we have a little rocket. >> jimmy: okay. >> so most rockets, you know, operate under a combustion that creates a high- pressure, hot gases that push the rocket up, right? >> jimmy: sure. >> so we're going to create a a similar effect using liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: i love liquid nitrogen. >> so we're gonna allow nitrogen to boil. so nitrogen, as a gas, makes up around 80% of the air you feel when you do this, when you wave your hands back and forth. >> jimmy: i knew that. [ light laughter ] >> but, what we're gonna do,
we're gonna observe liquid nitrogen, which takes up a lot less space, and it's really cold. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, we're going to boil it. the boiling point of liquid nitrogen is around -321 degrees fahrenheit. >> jimmy: so what will do it do when it -- well i guess -- >> we'll find out. >> jimmy: okay. >> we'll find out, all right. so you're going to pour the nitrogen into this bottle. >> jimmy: okey-doke. >> okay. and i've got the funnel here. so go ahead and pour it in. i'll tell you when to stop. >> jimmy: okay. >> oh, there you go, yeah. >> jimmy: am i doing it? >> so this is about four out of five every molecules that you breathe in is nitrogen gas. so don't breathe any more in. >> jimmy: am i not breathing now? i'm not breathing right now. >> you sound -- you don't sound like you are. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> all right, a little bit more. a little bit more. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right, and then, we're good, we're good, we're good. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right, so now, we're gonna pressurize this by putting a little bit of a cork on it. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> right? and then that should give us the propulsion that we need to get the rocket away from us. >> jimmy: be careful. >> so -- i'll be careful. don't worry, i got a hammer. [ hammering ] all right, there we go. so in just a couple seconds, that pressure's gonna -- >> jimmy: whoa! [ laughter ] >> fire off the rocket. [ cheers and applause ]
you okay? >> jimmy: i thought -- yeah. i thought it was gonna go that way. can we see that in slow motion? look at this thing. >> wow. >> jimmy: whoa. [ laughter ] i wasn't that scared. >> yeah, there you go. >> jimmy: i wasn't that scared. >> did pretty good. >> jimmy: i was acting for the audience, of course. >> yeah. [ laughter ] and don't try this at home. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, don't try it at home. >> if you have liquid nitrogen at home, don't try it. >> jimmy: what is this thing, now? >> put this on. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. [ light laughter ] it is 2016, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> hover boards. would you like to ride a hover board? >> jimmy: no. >> well, i brought a hover board. >> jimmy: well this is one's -- these are the ones that -- >> no, no, no. it's not one of the ones with the wheels, the popular christmas toy that explodes very suddenly. >> jimmy: yes, that one, yeah. >> not one of those. >> jimmy: no, yeah, i don't wanna do that. >> come up this way. >> jimmy: all right, what do you got? oh. >> so my friends from arx pax lent us the hendo hoverboard right here. >> jimmy: hey, guys. nice to see ya. >> so, you have your helmet on, okay? >> jimmy: yep. >> so, you can -- kyle, you can go ahead and turn it on. and then, we'll listen to it rev up. now, this is hovering about an inch off the ground. this is not on wheels, jimmy.
this is just -- there's, you know, the floor beneath it. >> jimmy: how are these -- >> all right. so grab onto my shoulder. go ahead and step up. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, there you go. now, kyle -- >> jimmy: you can tell i'm a a boarder. >> and shanna are gonna push you back and forth. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right? back and forth to the future. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. so go ahead. push him this way. so what's happening is each one of the hover engines is creating a dynamic magnetic field, right? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> that's causing the copper to become an electromagnet. >> jimmy: okay. >> and that magnetic field from the copper is polarizing against the hover engine creating that sort of hover. >> jimmy: i wanna get off. >> okay, you can get off. [ laughter ] all right, all right. all right. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you've rescued hill valley! good job! >> jimmy: thank you. okay. i gotta call doc. kyle, hurry up with the thing! >> all right. all right. and step off. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> and now you've been on a a hoverboard. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i just hovered. thanks, buddy. thank you. >> thank you, guys. thank you. >> jimmy: wow, wow, wow. wow, that felt weird. that was wild. >> it was pretty good. it was pretty good.
>> jimmy: all right. >> and it didn't blow up. >> jimmy: i didn't blow -- yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: but something's about to explode here. >> something is, yeah, yeah. so i brought some alka-seltzer. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you remember alka-seltzer? >> jimmy: i has some before the show yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> pop, pop, fizz, fizz. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all that stuff, okay. so alka-seltzer has a little bit sodium bicarbonate and some citric acid in it. so we're gonna cause a chemical reaction when we drop it into the water that creates a lot of carbon dioxide bubbles that build up a lot of gas. we're going to pressurize that gas and allow that canister to pop right up. >> jimmy: so just like a a little -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a film canister? >> just a film canister. >> jimmy: okay. >> those are still around, i guess. >> jimmy: sure. >> all right. >> jimmy: all right. >> so, there we go. >> jimmy: alka-seltzers in there. >> so now all that carbon dioxide gas is gonna build up a a little bit pressure, and that force is going to push the canister right up in the air. it's a little -- [ pop ] yeah. >> jimmy: there you go. thank you very much. >> jimmy: no. i mean, that was what i'm talking about right there. >> yeah, right, right. >> jimmy: i thought that was enough. >> well, we have a few more. >> jimmy: yeah. >> come on this way. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] oh, and put on your hat. you have another hat. >> jimmy: oh, i appreciate the hat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. >> so, jimmy, we have over one -- >> jimmy: this is for the audience as well.
>> we have over 1,000 of these. >> jimmy: 1,000. [ cheers and applause ] >> on this table. >> jimmy: 1,000 of these. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, right now -- >> over 1,000. >> jimmy: so the alka-seltzer's on the bottom right now, yeah? >> right. right now, there's nothing going on. when we turn it upside down, the water's going to mix with the carbon -- the sodium bicarbonate inside there, and it's gonna, you know. >> jimmy: explode. >> explode. okay. >> jimmy: this is really fun. >> ready? >> jimmy: all right, which way are we turning it? >> okay, we're gonna turn it toward the audience, but hang on a second. i gotta pull the pin. it's like a grenade. >> jimmy: yep. >> all right. so, ready? >> jimmy: should i push it down this way? >> on count of three. one, two, three. yes, down this way. okay. [ drumroll ] and now, that reaction is happening. [ cheers ] we made it look a little pretty for you. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. >> jimmy: oh, hey, cool. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow, it looks fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. >> so in just a second, all of these little kind of bubbles are going to start building up the pressure that they need to move all those canisters. [ pop ] oh, so there is one. [ pops ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. so, it's like popcorn. it takes a little bit of time.
you gotta wait. but it's kind of, you know, it's an exciting reaction. [ popping ] there you go. there's a few more. now, try to catch them. [ popping ] see if you can catch any. [ cheers ] you can use your head if you want to. >> jimmy: i -- [ popping ] >> now, they're going to keep going. >> jimmy: i don't know -- [ popping ] ♪ >> because there's over 1,000 of them. [ popping ] >> jimmy: okay this is -- >> so eventually -- [ popping ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! i love it! [ popping ] ♪ this is the best! [ popping ] thank you so much for stopping by! kevin delaney, everybody! our thanks to arx pax! [ cheers and applause ] [ popping ] to learn about their mission and technology, go to arxpax.com! we'll be right back! stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we did it. we did it. ah, that was so cool. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to whoopi goldberg, ben simmons, neil young, kevin delaney! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- anna kendrick -- star of "the legend of tarzan" alexander skarsgard -- cooking with food network's giada de laurentiis -- featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in an interview earlier this morning, donald trump said that he's gotten the worst three weeks of publicity i've ever had in my life. his biggest problem is that he can't get this guy to shut up. [ laughter ]