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[ cheers and applause ] >>immyhey! thanu, halsey [ cheers and applause ] "cors." loved ! adlands" is available now. my thanks to penelope cruz, peyton mni, mac johnson. ey oncagn! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladiesnd gentlen, fr phel, peania.[ rs ]stay tun for "laigh seth meyers." k yofowatching. have a gat nig. i pe to see you tomoow.bye-e,rydy! cheepplae ] [ chee applause ] >>nnouncer: from ocfeller pza new york, it's "late night with seth mey" tonight --
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om "scandal," actress tie wes --from "noth ise." feurinthe 8g banth b rsndppus dies gentlemen, sethers![ ee and alause ] >>eth: good evg! i'm setheyer ths "latght." ho everyone doing tonight? [ cheers applause ] fantastic to hear. les get to the news. the new mpire primary wa last night, and i ess i'm surised t state whose motto is "live freor die voted heavily for "live free and die." [ laughter ] beieanrs beat llary clinton laight w mpshire and nearly every ter demographic includg olr ite voters, younge ite ters, and that a eyinewampsre. [ ughter and] folling his victorin new hashire, bernie sanders has beco the first jewish candidate u.s. story win a prim
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conference wreanswed estions with questn. [ laht ] he might n like , there's a lot ofewish ople ate right now losi it. [ laught according to google, ben cn s the t searched for republican cdidate during yeerday's new hampshirs primary, mostlbecae 's stding rig wree left him. [ laughter and alae he's tre. n've to search for him. hellhere fo officially dropping out of the race, chris christie to rerters he wanted to go home to take a deepreath after hi 6th ple finish in new hampshir i gus heomentarily forgot atome is nersey. [ laught ] [ chrs and applause ta a breath in newampshire, th go home austraan wildlife officis, is week, dvered a ra bino ttle making itsay out of its mother's nest.
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that little fella. [ laughter popular c tvers, "the walking dead" h teamed with halartoreate a new line of vantine's day cards. it's the perfect wayo say, "this relationshipied years ago." [ laughter ] peopleazine has announced that actor ryan reynol is the sexiest dad alive. [ cheers ] comingn st, yourad. [ laughter ] an australian st is planning tlaunch aeplif thtini called "titic." what pbably go wrong? lahter ] coca cola is attempting to trademark the righ to word "zero" for t linof caloee sodas. unrtunaty, the word "zero" has alady been trademarked republican canda m gie. [ lighughter
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you ba laughter ] looking forward to him having a t new york [ laught ] d finall a recent study has found thple who say, "i ve y" duri sex aree lily to feel satisfied afterwards. and let likely to be satisfied are people who say, "what are we, brad [ laughter ] ladi and gentlemen, we have a faastic show forou tonig. [ cheersnd alae ] 'she star of "deadpool," and the world's seest dad. ryan reynolds is in the use tonight. [ ch applause ] alsorom abc's, "scandal," katie loewis in the hous [ chee a appuse ] and music from a cntry leg wyjudd, is here with her new band "wynod the big noise. but, before we go all of that, as mentied, trump a bernie nders we theig wne in last nit'new hampshire primary, a result that harown the
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into chaos. with more onhat, it's time for "a closer look." applause ] so, donald trump and bernie sanders both won as outsiders runninagainst th party's estaishmen but les be clearbout something. that does not me they're same type of candidate becau ey're not. sanders is running a sious campaign oissues. tris a dagogueunning entilypersonaly who has contradied himlf on almost evything he'ever sai thly things th have in common are they're bad at usinmbs they bonounce it " laughter th's it. [ applause i mean, just take ok at how differenthey were in ging credit to their rivals i victory eeches lt night. first, here's bernie. >>hortly aer the polls closed, secretary clintocall and was very gracious in her congratulatis. i thank hefoher call,
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supporters for the vigorous campaign the new hampire. [ chee and alae ] >>eth:kay, n, here's trump. >> i wted to congratulate the other candidat, okay? now at got that over with -- [ laughter ] >> sh: trump thanks he ndidatesith the same rusd speed and low enthiasm, m essie usuallserves for foreplay."oy, now tt i got that over withcan we get tthe good uf" [ laughter e t most unng things to comout of newampshire was the fact that e republican winn barely even had to spend any ney to take first place. b bush, for exe, spe mo than $36 llioin new mpshire. trp, meanwhile, has t ttle on s campaihat rdintohe new york times, might aually maoney o itthan to suppters who veoumillio of dolls woh ofma ameri gat agai hats ant-ir. trump's mpgn is silly just an old navyhahappens to
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stil a "make ameca gat again" hat ithe cheapest way toay to your friends, "reassess everything you think abou." laught but back to jeb, that $36 miion ght tu he paid off, kind of. >> former florida governor jeb bushith a strong fourth place fish in new mpshire la nig. >> bush's campaign is celebring his fourth place finish last night, cling it a suess. >> it s like you all have reset thrace, anfothati reay grateful. settotreang frth placke a victo. [ laughter ] in horse races, it's n "win plac show anje" stl, ne to see h again. at lea hdid bett than fifth place nier marco rubio, who lost hi momentum after repeating t saines vertim a disastrous debate performance to ca out on his abity to talk wiout a script. en res came in last ght, apolod tois pprs sing,i did not do welln saturday nig. th will never pp again." t if rubio's going tstop repeating himself,s definitely got some rk to do.
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hall the d befthe primar as rubioealizes he'snce agn sayi t exact same wos ov and over again.>> bause as u saw, jeanette d i arising our four children in the 21st century, and kw is beco to ill our vues ki, inead of the vues ey try to ram down our thros. in the 21st century, it's become haer than ev to inill in chiren,heues you teach inuromesnd in our urch, instd of the vals ram down throat [ laughter ] >> seth: look at his eyes. that's the ment in theci-fi moe when tobot final realizes he's a rot. [ laught a applaus d wh anwh about chris christie? chriristie, the rubio slayer -- , spe derainruo at t date, chst didn't get muchf a boce mtly becausit impoib to make ris christ boue. [ laughter ] chri fisheh, and today announced he was suending his campaign and heading back to new jersey
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ow aboutim, i'm assumi hel beuper laid back and chill. who outside of trump, bernie, and a delusial jeb bush d a good nightast night? we, there waohio governo kasich, w came in second placand who celebrating strong sng as a victory r positive campaigning. kasich taking priden runng a poveampan. >> there'sagic in the air with this campaign. tonight, the light overcamthe darkness of negative caaigning. [ cheers ] >>hat you heard tonight wa ry chicken sfor the soul. >> that's gh hn kasic bically t epak cpra t pridential campaign. laughter ] 'm runng president because i bewe must al connect with our bliss and become one with the univse. maste." [ laughter ] also, t di't beat darkness. rkness won 34-15. [ lauger ] the pebowl was closer, a the sur bowln't that close. the reblicanampahas anged coab aer last night. as for the democrats, beie sanders mt now demonstrate th hcan perform
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electoralikeouth carolina,whh why he with, today, with the reren srpton. but r anyone wlaims bern'sonituey is too white, how do you explaiis bernie suppoho just couldn't hbut his dance on after thsults were annoced? [ laught [ laughter ] how can you sabe's facis o whit look at that cool dude. [ laughter i will say, i'fr new hampshire, and in new mpshire, tt y does technicay qualifs tree [ laughter ] althgh it s out, tt guy wasn't alone. ie did se celebrinof his n playi aittl hos, a fact that en won over x news. >> ts is bernie sanders, short time ago, neath e campaign headquarts ashe victory party. he's playing hoops with his two adult sonsnd 7 gndkids. >> he's pretty goo thi t 74-year-old vermont senator. >> look at h >> getng ready to give a big victory speechonight. he making -- hs maki som shots there. >> is this, like, someind of a joke?
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[ laughter ] >> seth: bere sanders hates the banks, b he los the bank shs. [ lauger and applause ] >> ynow, iave to say, it's fun to hear fox newsnice to decrat. les hear what else he had to say. >> hs betterhan pridenobama on t sketll court. >> seth: he's no at than back obama at sketball. 's a4-ye-o man that nobodys guarding [ hter but i do love you fox news. you knowowo trol thaseen "a cr look." [ chee and applause ] 'll ht back with ryan rno lks, ys, makeisurdits c ari eir getacar. bravo-niner,n pursuit of a toyota prius. over. how hard is to catch a prius? er
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[ eers a appuse ] seth: welcome back, evod plea ge it e 8g banover there. [ chnd appla also sitting itonight and all th week on drums, from tv on the rao, jalbunton is here. cheers and applae ] you can you can check out jaleel every mondayvery night at unn pool brolyn with the love choir. thank you so much for being here, jaleel. >> vy happy to. >>eth: such a pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a talente actor you know frofilms like "woman in gold," "the opos," and "jt friends." his new movie, "deadol,"pens in ters and imax everywhere is friday. leke a l
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>> sh: youe kis han. >> rht? totally. >> sh: shappy. >> totly. >>eth: did you -- is this true? hed that youound outhis movie was officially gonna get de, not because thstudio call youbut becae you read it online. yh.basicallre -a of like people that e celebritie work in llood ey usuly get dumped, like ty find out they've umd online. i got ento online, prey much. >> set yeah. >> tt was . ye i justthhey weere nna ma thimovie. thasicly gave a date d th -- buwe thoug myse, rhetreese, pa werni, and timiller, we'rlike the cys that ve beedevelong the script and the movie for the stix years. all thought we were jt summarilfid. >>eth: a that ec otheise theyould he call you to you. >> yeahey would may ca us first and said, yo know, are you ailable. seth: rig. [ laught ] >>r thing. but thejust gavus date off thwhim >> seth: thais fantastic. dernea the mk cause you lo le yoursen the movie. h. >> seth: youe in urmd there's also sd stuff ppens to y. >> oh, real bastuff.>> seth: i wna jowphoto bee i'm -- i have a tion abo this. >> sh: sth's you sup uglyace.
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>> no, y're walkg regurl d en l ta's ose up on yoacu're trying tnot like, make a weird ugly, li, you know, you're trying to be a bad ass. and like, your fee you know -- kerry washingt's incredible at it. eteah. >> ughyeah.>>ne oe stower walkers out ther [ nd applae ] >> so, ually i just t in line behind her, and then if see her hairust art to bob and likeweave. >> seth: youe got a nice bounce in that clip. >> tn i'm like, okay, mine's bouncing, weot the bounce in >>eth: right. >> a tt's when i kthat ke, thpower wa is going. >> s havtrd inour lifeo sort of brg e power in? >> no. [ ghughter ] >> seth: it doesn'sound like it. >> it's sombarrassing. i'realot that go at walking in general>> sh: y goo yeah. seth: thedosh it.ift's t ady a re. >>daerous.>> s yeah. >> it'no unli mboston accen >> seth:hichalready, yeah. yon'walku evyby ows that.ou wto n. >> yes [ cheers ] >> sh:e got some nyuthe e.
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[ ghhter ] h:ndou ear? >> i.h: i fl li everyone tt kn tha studied eater at nyu hasome weird story about sohoice they made that wasased on being a college student wh really was like, i'm an acr. eah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: a i gngo do some actngs. >> yeaeah, yeah,ea >>et ye in "street r", you playlanche dubois. my god, s, ogod, i , was 20yoguys, ans aying blanche duis in "street canad desire", lik that's oka >> seth: yeah,xactly. >>ike, that's not okay. like, yo w t young. and you know, i s, thoug, u know're real actors, like, this inyu, this is lik we are artts.[ light lauger ] seth: yeah. >> guys, we are artists. so, we decided to do a rehearsal the play, and eve time it says that they drank a shot, we did . >> s oh.>> yeah. >> set t's a of drinking in th, yeah. >> aot odrinking in , yes. yes. an, only mathroh halfwathrough the play until i passed out. >>eth: okay. [ lit laughter ] >> but, thatir half of the play, i was the best actss ve eve--
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>> to me. >> s su di think i'm too k do thisyo thoughu were killing it? thoug i was incree. >> seth: wow >> i mean, i've nevefelt t good. i thk everyo else thought wateible. bui, in my ownwamean for that >> set n, when you were at nyu,asheotf theater that required weirdness d nudity? >> yeah. >> set oka i mea yea >> seth: lik i'm always hearing abt shows wher everybody just at some point has like, nuty for no reas. >> oh,e had nudityor no -- nonono. was like, y're, if yo think you're an st, ge ked. >>eth: okay. >> that's like, what it was. genaked, rin dirt. get naked roll on the floor. >> sh:cha. >>t was all out rollg arou being nak. >> seth: mfavorite kinof nad. dirt and rol >> and my parents, the poor things, i love you guys. they came every show and supported meoughout my sticxperental phase. seth: d you, uld u wa em before they ce the lis is some, there'gointo bso naked id-- [ lit laughter
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and they always d stiff per lip and didn really comment much on it, cause i thk that they didn't want me to rebel and continue on. i think they just hopeitould silently go ay, thank god it did, i'm on "scaal." >> yes. cheers ] and i tell my di'm like, he thinksava sex scene on "scandal," that's like, so intense and steamy,nd there's like a lotf licking gog , and ings that are kind of iminal seth: yh. 'm lut dad i'm notn college rollg on theloor naked and i'm not le, a cable ow -- >> sh: rig. >> whe i'm actually ked. >> seth:hat's true. >> so like, sh: i'm saying, your dad st be so hpy, when he se thatromoyo confintly on yr twetwalkg. 's like, useee her thou -- [ la no clothnoshe's in shhas a ce jket. [ laughter ] her hair bounces. >> the haiis gngit's rfec>> sh:o you, i'm re. >>es, is. >> sh: culions o everhi >>hank youseth. >>et so wondful to yoon the show. iup kat ybody. chrs a alaus] new epis of "scandal" air ursday night on ab 'll right bwith more
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