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ow aboutim, i'm assumi hel beuper laid back and chill. who outside of trump, bernie, and a delusial jeb bush d a good nightast night? we, there waohio governo kasich, w came in second placand who celebrating strong sng as a victory r positive campaigning. kasich taking priden runng a poveampan. >> there'sagic in the air with this campaign. tonight, the light overcamthe darkness of negative caaigning. [ cheers ] >>hat you heard tonight wa ry chicken sfor the soul. >> that's gh hn kasic bically t epak cpra t pridential campaign. laughter ] 'm runng president because i bewe must al connect with our bliss and become one with the univse. maste." [ laughter ] also, t di't beat darkness. rkness won 34-15. [ lauger ] the pebowl was closer, a the sur bowln't that close. the reblicanampahas anged coab aer last night. as for the democrats, beie sanders mt now demonstrate th hcan perform
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