tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 18, 2016 10:34pm-11:37pm MST
[ ee [ cheers and appuse ] >> ste: fromtage one at universal studios hollywood, in los angeles, california, it's "the tonight show starring mmfallon." nigh jn jimmy and his guests - vince ughn. ryan seacrt. musical guest, dead & compan and aturing the legendy roots ew >> questlove: 420 saint garcia. >> steve: and now, here he is,
[ cheers [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i feel the love! los angeles! [ cheers and applause ] i feelhe love. wee. welcome tothe toniow." is is it. [ cheersnd applae ] you made it. you're here. what arowd.at a crowd. ank you so much. welcome. thank you for havi me here in yo city. i rely areciatit. ank u souch. weome the show, everydy. here is what everybody is talking abou i saw that popfrancis scolded a crowd in mexo this week ter people excit to touch him accidentally made him fall. [ light laughter ] even the devil was like, "oh u l meed unow." [ laughter ] the pope mad. did you see -- sing ofhe pope, when asked about
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boogie on reggae woman [ light laughter ] over on the democratic side, bernieanders is getting support of stunts at hiary clinton'almaater, wellsly college. yeah. so now hillary clinton is ying tget the support of bernie'slma mater, jurasic rk. [ laughter ] [ applau ] they're gog at it. >> steve: yeah -- >> jimmy: it's getng serious. this is not good. ikea is g accused of evading er $1 billion in taxes. prosecors actually been after ea f years. they'vjust been having a hard time putting their cas togeth. [ light ughter ] [ eers andpplaus] finally nally target is in a little trouble for selling some n "star wa thaparents ook a littleinapprrie. t know. u see whatou guys think.
some "star wars" toys that look a little bit adult. [ ght laughter ] the "star wars" pool ts are osed to dive characters. [ light laughter ] [ applau ] >> jimmy: i think the rce has akened yeah. [ laht ] ch andla] we ha eashow, everybody! give iup for the rts. [ cheers a applae ] [ cheers [ cheers and applause ] >> j: thank u veryuch, everybody. great crowd. it's been great week so far and thers more ahead! torrow night wve got bryan cranston, demi lovato, and music from grammy winner the weekend. that's tomorrow and thank you notes! >> steve: ah. >> jimmythat's tomorrow. but firse ve a fun, fun show tonight! normally he is here an actor but tonight we a going to talk to him about the multiple prects he's producing. my man, nce vaughn is here cheersndpplause ] great actor. funn funny humaneing. vie ani are gointo fe
called "box of lies." [ cheers a applause ] plus, he's one of the busiest men in tevision, we're going to tk about the farewell season of "american idol," ryan seacrest will be dropping in! [ chee and applause ] and, this is so good, so exciting here. th just announced the dates for their big summer tour which wi kick off, oh, geteady, it is reallyood. it's gonna kick off in jun here f tir first-evetv performance is dd & company! [ chee andpplause ] ey are fantastic! the grateful dand john may. john mer. [ chrs and applause ] john meyerne of the greatest guitaris. th are so good. and just turn your tvs up cause it is good sound. yeah. it's just great.
>>teve: it good? >> jim: yeah, yeah, ye. beyo good. gu, as you know, we're always striving to get better here at the tonighsh. harder. better. faster. stronger. [ cheers and applaus] thank u. so beforevery sh we put ou a ggestion box for the audience, st to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you' likeo see us do, that kind of stuff. so tonight let's look insi the audien sgestion box. [ chee a applause heree go. cheers and applause ] apiate all of the suggestions. this first's from courey haynes. jimmy, it was ju valentine's day, and ijust got me thinng, can animals fa i love? you should find out. that's good idea. so we actually put a dog and a a cat on a dance floor to see if there was any romantic
ghughter ] [ lauger ] [ cheers a [ cheers a applause ] >> steve: pa all over the place. >> jimmy: let's try another suggestion here. this one is om todd scruts. [ ght laughter ] >> sve: todd scruts? >> jim: what's tha toddcruts is here. todd, you out there? [ chrs ] the whole familys here, the ruts family. [ laughter ] hey jiy, i'valways wanted to come on down like they do on
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"the pce is right,weekdays on cbs. thank w carey. you're aoon. [ cheers and applause ] he's the best. >> steve: todd scruts. >> jim: todd scruts, he didn't know -- >> steve: and he dn't know. >> jimmy: he didn't ow that drew would be here. >> steve: soca shirtless. had a g thataid dd on hi chest. j: oh, he's sll here. chee andpplaus] >> steve: there'todd. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this one is from cheng. hey,s he here in t crowd today? john [ eers ] perfect, just ten john chengs hereye. [ laughter ] jimmy, i love those poa-shot games thathey have at arcades wheryou shoot thsmall basketbainto the hoops. you shld see how many you can ke in 30 seconds. i lovese games. bui'm a pretty competitive and iant to play against someone. so ladies d gentlemen, here to te me on a pop-ahot contest is formelos angele ker, and nbaegend, kareembdul jabbar! [ cheers and applae ]
co on, they love you. welcome back. thank you, bud thank you so much. kareem abdul jabbar. [ cheers and applause ] now i n't n. now i can't beat you. that would be st rude. thank you so mucfor being here. we a know you're a credib basketbl player t how our pop-shot game these ys? >> we'll'm more about hook shot, you know >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i mean, i do re of those. >> jimmy: well, exactly. rfect then. should be great. it'll be a fun gam weave two classic poot ops. we have 30 seconds to make as many baskets as possible. whoever getshe most points en t buzzer goes off wins. und good? >> sounds good to me. >> jimmy: all right. let's do thiing. [ cheers and applause ] l right. going to count it wn. nine seconds. eight secos ven sends. x conds. five sonds. [ cheers a applaus]
well, you were -- a third. >> jimmy: was it clo for a a cond? >> sve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. thank you, thank you, thank you. here is another suggestion. how cool is th? come on. is is from alleytark. hey, jimmy, the osrs are coming up. i haven't reallyeen any of the nominatemovi. is there any way you can sum themll up to me really fast? unrtunately, i can't. but i kn someone w can. tariq, would you minsumming up all thescarominated vies in mind blowing rap? >> tariq: of crse jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] creed set in the ci i call home d stars michl b. jordan and sylvesr stallone t's a rd hitting story annot just for the fun factor they nomated rocky for best supportinactor but you fake theerious coender it's edent bailed for the b sho time har for the revanent speaki of which dicaprio might finally get to win a prize thatlso goeso mike rollins the guy from bridge of spiethe use
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>> jimmy >> jimmy: come on! >> how are you? [ cheers and applause ] i never get the chance to sa hi to ggins. m starting to ta it personal at th point. >> jimmy: well, yeah'cse -- >> hs a busy m. >> jimmy: higginis in a car. he's already back to -- >> he's in the car. he's got his ft up somewhe. immy: he's heading back to s ho alrea. >> god bss him. i hope he's enying his facial. he a nice mais whahe is. [ laughter gentlemen, nice to see you. jmy: nce, welcome back to the show. ank you r being here. >> great to be her >> jimmy: 'cause usually when i'm interviewing, i'm talking abt yo acting role -- >> that's right. >>immy: but now i'm takingt a differt way. i want to talk about your producing le. you'reroducing. you're doing bunchcool things. >> yeah, we have some good stufgoing on well, bill burr, you kno who's -- i thought that christmas thing was veryunny, by the way. >> jimmybill burr was on our
netflix called "f for family." >> that's ght. >> jimmyyeah "f is for mily." it's super funny.and bill- did you see the -- >>ell, he was charming and you guys were having some nice kind of play and tn it just all melted down. and ad som the christanimn anen i it was fun. was allone in a fun way. >> that's who he is. he's a ne man. he's an inionated nice man i what he is. [ laer atne point hsahoped at the rockefeller cistmas tree felon pple. >> that's right. [ hter ] >> jmyit got - >> igot rk. quic hgot tire being a show pony and dancing. laughter ] >> jimmy: but, man, is he funny in the sho >> so funn >>immy: and everybody. o else -- 's a great cast. sammy rockwl, who yo ow, is on it. >> jimmy: sam -- sam rell. >> justin long. >> jim: justin long's a funny guy. it's a great show. 'sn netfli cckhat ou d then y're in-- >> i tnk ie t andea of what you're dog he. starting to ma me uncomfortable. >> jimmy: a -- what? what are you talking about? well, i'm not gonna lieo you, it feels good to ha those high bms on and saying allhese nice things. as a plant, love that energy, it makese wa to ow strong antall.
but i also know that there's a a game called ox of lies" that's coming later. >> jmy: yeah. >> and i think what you're doing is you're poking t guy with some soft stuff, because your md is getng intel. light laughter ] do the eyes go left ando they go right? and i see how you do it. you have almost an undefeated record at "box of lies." >> jim: i almost do. >> almost. in fact, the channing tatum, you actually won tha 'cause he descbed e.t a a sleeping bag. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but e.t. was not phoning home, as you suggested t. was just a nicelien in a a slping bag. [ light lauger ] but he said that iwas phoning home. but there was noingeon. there as nphone. jimmy: there was no finger. nohoning home. and you were nice eugh to go with it. you're nrly an undefted champi so you're bringing 'cause, really, u're man o's [ laughter ] yeah, u are. and by the way- >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> as a gar, i love it. no, i love that yod go to that depth. t thesguyset what's going . it's uncomfortable. jimmy: no, no, i wasn't playing games -- >> i didn't evennow was playing ox olies." didn't en ow i was playg "box of li", but we're playing "box", this whole thing is about "box of lies." [ laughter ] it is! >> jimmy: no, no, i'm not --
no i'm not pying now. dw carey was about ox lies." you bro >> yeah, yeah, yeah >> there. how did i react toareem? you real got going on. >> jimmy: let's talk about these ings that yore dng, becausi nt to mention these things. >> why, so you can nail men "box of li"? [ ughter and appuse ] jimmy: nono. that's not why i'm doing any of this stuff. >> i can'tay it now. like i know they p wei stuff out. i don't know what it's gonna be. it's gonna be a twinkie with, like, the lone rgeon it. i don't know what it's gonna be. [ lahter ] >> jimmy: that's the fun -- >> i know. >> jimmy: well, e now -- how do you know that? >> you're not even hearing what i'm saying. you're looking at your guy. >>immy: well, ybe you looked at sothing backstage. >> i wouldn't look anothing. jimmy: now i'm getting weirded out. >> well, maybe i'm doing my thing. maybi'm doinmy thi i'm tired of this undefeated champion. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i want to see the russian d tonight. [ laughter >> jimmy: i'going to try my hardest and i'm etty good at that game. >> you're phenomenal. >> jimmy: thk you. >> youphenomenal. have y guys seen him play this game? [ chee and applause ] >> jimmy: you' buttering me up. you' buttering mup. >> the family -- how is the family? >> jimmy: fantastic. >> good?
>> gre>> jimmy: you weren't enlooking at menou said it. you we lking behind me. >> no, i'mg it all in. >> jimmy: yeah. how's the mily? >> i tried to see it. nt to know it. i need it. jim: you'reoing aa "3for 30." are u ing e one about tonya harding and nancy kerrigan? >> thank you for asking. thank you so much for asking. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> n wre not dng the tonya harding one. did the 85' bears. jimmy: that was a g >> that s xci >>immy: thatas a great one. othe it was exciting. [ light l >> it s unbelieva >> jimmy: it was unbelievable, that "30 for 30." >> you couldn't mak am i correct ty that? up. and tonya harding went on to fight people in the boxing ng. >> a she had some tuulent relationships, as onwod. >> jimmyas one would. but you're not doing that. >> no, n no, no. >> jimmyno -- >> jimmy: it w a great one. but this one is about the '85 bears. >> tt's righ this one is abouthe '85 bears. shuffle" >> that's correct. that's corre. >> jimmy: they were -- "refrigerator" perry bears >> yh, what's exting about them was tha-- you kno nowadays, eryo iso filtered wittheir responses. especiallyn spts d,ik j mcmon shod up drinkg a beer, right? draft day. they were justind of outspoken personalities.
the rozelle, he kind of mocked the commissioner. yeah, it was fun. >> jimmy: it was great. oh cours i love that y're doing that . anthen my man, joe bk -- >> yes. >> jimmy: is one of best announcers in the history of sports. >> that's right. >> jimmy: st. uiis where he's based. >>e is from . los, that's right. it a longform intew show, ndeniable. so it's r kind of going through their biographie you know, what their cldhood gettg insight, you know, during it's bee-- it's been a lf fun to be a part of it. jim: yeah. looks like you're ally having a good time. wow. >> jimmy: wo [ ughter ] see what i'maying? yea yeah, yh. i get it. i get . >>immy: you feelin' my beam? >> i get it. get e beam. light laughter ] i feel the -- >> jim: you feel the beam? feen'he bea big time. >> jimmy: mmy dean? >> i feelin' the beam, big time. >> jimmy: you feelin' the am jimmy dean? >> i know it. i kn it. >> jimmy: see at i'm thinking about? you you starteplay >> i knew -- i k happening. now you're so good that it that you charmeme and bught me back in. right? like a young kid who wants some c and it dissting what y're doing. lahter >> jimmy: how's the family? >> the family's fantasti [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very gd. nt to showveryone a clip
here joe bk interviewing hockey legend, wayne gretzky. oh, he amazing. "undeniable with j buck." check this out. >> so thisegs this run, where -- oy, you're 6 here, with 10-ars-ds. >> yeah. >> by the time ye 10, tell thaudice how many goals you scored. can, ican't, the yea th you we 10. had00 goals. >> so in a season -- >> we're playing 80 games. [ ght lauger ] >> did you think aboutassing at any point? [ laughter ] >> i had 120 aists. >> oka well there you go. >> jmy: oh, i love that guy. [ chee a applause ] i lo him -- i ve him and i le you. you know that. i love him and i love you. >> i want to drop the plsantries, ause it's about to be game time. i don'want to pretend that it's anything other than a rl competitiobetween o gentlemen. >> jimmy: i'm aly mad. i'm ated a little bit. >> i kw you're heated. i know it, james. and i'm ready r it. >> jmya little hot under the lander, if younow wh i'm talking about. >> yea i'm rdy i'm ready. >> jim: yeah. >> i come prepared for this. >> jimmy: really? >> yh, yh. i've studiedou. i've watched these gam.
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[ cheers [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everody! i'm here witvince vahn. [ eers and appuse ] we're about to face off in a a game of, "x of ls." now, hers how it works. upstagare a bunch of b containing objts neier of us havseenor ki tvie i are gointo sbox, open it our side of thele. ouie the orson. you ve the object fr t x, show it tthe audience d then loo youoppone and tell them what'sn ur box. you might be lying. you might telli theruth [ light laughter ] yo opponent has it guess.
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>> jimmy: r xt guest is an emmy award winning procer. and on wedneay and thursday nights, you can tch m hosting th15thnd final season of merin idol" at 8pm on f. please give itp for oupal, an seacrest. [ eers and applause ] >> that >> that was hysterical. that is the nniest thing've ever seen. >> jimmyi'm so mad i lost. >>hat was unbeliable. >>immy: i'm so mad because -- i know you get pissed about thecause you're competitive. jimmy: i am. >> yea i know. u can see it on ur face. >> jimmy: was upset. >> he scoled you. >> jimmy: i know. >> he worked you over. >> jimmy: well he said he studied ta on my. >> of cose, like game film. >> jimmyyeah he was backhere doing i l day. >> jimmy: heaid, the first one you always, you always, ma up a lie. becaushe wched tapon my. i cheated, yea
>> jimmy: m so mad now. i waed to come up with someing that was kind of boring, but stl kind of -- cause i said it was a taco job. >> did you think of celery sticks beforehand? talkinover eother ] did that just pop into your hand? >> jimmy: something th was interestinand weird but not funny. [ light laught ] that happens a lot to me, ryan. that'sad. every me you come , we always have a good time. and was talkinto you last time, backstage, and i said, with all these seasons of "american idol", do you er get the g toerform have you ever wanted tbe a a singer or a performer? >> kd of. ought about its i kid. and then i realized, i'm jt not that good at it. e my vorite performancesi have this great album called "slippery wn t" bbojovi -- >> jimmy: oh, hello, everyone has, it's the best. that's the album to have. >> tommyseto work the dock. >> jimmy: unions been on stri. i did "living on arayer" for a lip sync thingn my high school talent show. >> gina, she's bn working the diner all day. >> jimmy: she's been wking at e diner all day. >> worng for man >> jimmy: she brings home he pay. >> fore. jimmy: justor love. >> just for love, atll. >> jim: just for love.
>> so, i lovedhat alm. and as a kid i would perform different songs from the lierwhen wet album." and tual like, dssed up in my mongooiker gloves and >> jimmy: yeah. >> then perform in my bedroom. >> jimmy: ye, you were sync, >> wel i had my s e lits aamera on a a tripod. and we'd do a little, it was likean seacrest pructions. you had the lits and everything? >> yeah. vide whole thing >> jimmy: your sisr? >> my sister, meredith. >> jimmymeredith. >> yeah. >> jimmy: know, yeah, isn't that weird inehename? >>eird that you kn my sist's name. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, we talked to yobecause you to me the story last time. and she hathe videotape. [ cheers and appla >> she h the videotape? she found it? >> jimmy: we he the video pe now. >>h, you ally goit from >> jimmy: yore about to see -- this not goi to be safe. >> jimmy: no we eded it down. this iyoung ryan scres how old do you here? >> minor0, and chubby. >> jimrocking out to n bon jovi. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: watcthis. this is his bedroom. if you could see inside my het thenou'd understand i'd die for you
by i'd dieor you i'd die i'd die for you [ chee and applae ] >> jimmy: ank her. thank her. thank her. i'd cry for you i'd die for you oh, yowere a cute little kid. that was,hat was my bedroom in atlanta. and then i rlize at that point, i should host "american idol." not autionor it. [ talking er eacotr ] >> j: wellnywaysthank you sist againor givin at. >> of cose. >> jimmy: she's awome. merican idol" it's the final season. >> i can't beliet, i'm sad. >> jimmy: it's sad. i love wating it. and i love all the judges, the panel, it's fantastic. we had jennifer pez on t show lt night. >> just the most amang supetar. >> jimmy: just the best,nd it's good,nd thealent and harrcoick j the's someinwronwi hi [ lit lahter but, he's very nice >> yeah, if u caget to the bottom othat. i cat believe, know, we've been on for 15 seasons ani have kids who say, i w born season one, and they're
so is, you want to be that guy but don't want to be that guy. like, you'reettingo be old guy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you want to be the guy that's othat long but, you dot want to behe old guy right? >> jimmy: don't tell me when you we born. cause that freaks meut, yeah. >>hile i intduce you on th show. but r me, it will etional. i' done every single of that show for 15 years. >> jim: 15 years. jimwe love you, buddy. >> thanks. >> jim: ryan seacres everody. cheers and applause ] rs wednesday and thursda nights at 8:00 p.mon fox. antcng hos e's "live fromhe red carpet" for the ademy awards february 28. he's the best. we'll be back mae from dead co >> oh yeah. >>immy: 's fanstic. eersndpplause ] i mht man, i might just illtonight. puppymonkeybaby... puppymybaby... puymonybaby... puppymonybaby... pupp .mkey...
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