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women, wl you? >> jmy: welcome back. tonight, fm "the walking dead" and the new movie "triple 9" norm reeith . then, fromemphistennsee, is his albu it's call "the arthule." yo gti featu travis barker from samsu sta. don't knowf there ammy fo recd album cov of the but that's a good one there. that sctacular tomorrow night, our guests goonsa eellett-belland l ha music from womother. lly brown, andusic fro tinashe d snakehips feating chance the rapper. >> jimmy: and sunday night, the oscars are on abc. and once again, am hosting our annu aer par - immyimmelive afthe oscars."you ana pl eht
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i don't know if she isind this no i've heard some mix things some makhe cast o to get away with murder and snd liweetough all their show youuyseem to have escaped that. >> we certainly started befe the whole sociamedia thing. >> jimmy: before itter, yes. >> so when that came t, we were like fre out byhat noon of havinha direc inach thefans. >> jmy: yet if you had been asked to do i when thehow started, it would have been confusing because ttter did not exist. it would have en a completely unreasabreques thatoesn't mean cel unreasonabeqson't ppen. >>immy: that's .e to be cooperative. >> jimmy: yes. >> and we're proud of th show. d i do like the excitement o the fans. it is fu
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youo comealk toimmy kimmelor a live tweetyoue to seem like a cooperati person. so yes, the portant episodes i do. >> jimmy: you're here be. u.you're here grnglyut pleasa >>s. out the to be the ce w lot of women m li i was ierestedee the taylor swi comment. >> she is fan of the show. and her cats aremes, one is mever li. cat iearnedhat from twitte would never kw thisft wereot for twitte >> jimmy: so she announc she would name the cat aer your character. >> the twitter kw everhing about her.hehiso that'ow i found o. then somebody called >>immy: attneys contted her.
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maybe not so common tools that doctor ay? i'm going to pull out some things. some of them are harder than others. 'l stan easy one. whats is? >> come a stethospe. >> jim: rrect. all right. let's do something else easy. let's go with -- harder. come on! jimmythis. >> mets. >> jimmyha aasl am. >> a amp. that aclam >> jimmy: wl - >> it ap. jimmy: it's a hemo st. thas what pot smoke used toall them jimmy okay, okay we're drawingn yrxperience here as doctor,ot a stoner. okay? this is similar. a bigger version of it.
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