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[ cheersnd applause ] >>immy >> jimmy: ank you, rootsts ys, come back again next week. stevevmartin, edede brikelel margotobobob t ta fey. [ cheers and applause ] pharrell williams an gwgwye palalow will all be joining g . then we'll he music from santigold and is b bd who` we'v'vbeen tryg to get o whwh band ulyou like to - haha on that we ner had d the who o@ll be here neht week.>> steveoh! [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: : ank you. our studio is going to b2eak.. they're going to break it in half. yeah. they'r'rvery loud. but first, you guys,s,rom fx's "the peoplplrsus - o.j simpson."& i'i'obsesued with lhis show. it's on n .. "the peoe versus o.j simpson: ameran cme sry," thehehe pand only nathan lanes here
[ cheers andppuse ] he's fantastic. >> stuve: brirlianan @>> jimmy: he plays f. l l babafy and he's great i i the shok also here to talk about the new season o o"thehemerins," thehe loly kererrussell is dpping by. [ [ eers and applausus] we lovririussell! nathan, keri and i ire going to play game of pamid. yeah. i can't wait. that wiwl be fun. plus, you know h as loe from "24." i mean, comen. sha fantasc acactor. faastic comedian. reallyreat cheers and applause ] w love her. weave standup p me from ma lynn rajskub, ladieieand gentntmen.[ [ rs and appuse ] don't have time fororhis ---- ys todayays friday. that's usualal when i catch onerl l uff. i check k inbnb, return s#me maililand of course i ndnd t t ank k u tes.s. [ cheers and applause ] i was runng bit hind. so i thoht if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd l l lto e out weeklklthananyou notes right now. is that cool? [ cheersrsnd alause ] ththk you.
ank you so much. james, can i have some thank u note w itingngusicicplease? [ light ughtht ] wow. s sveveveveveks weary >immy: this lool)ke -- not real. wax. wax figure? >> steve: x jas. >> jim: l right. madamemeussaud. [ ght laughter ] >>teve: or mr. tussaud.. >> jimmy: thananyou,resident @ ama, f f clolong the pson at gitmo b b bse i icosts the governme $85 million a year. like they say, gitmo money, tmo oblems. [ lauguger ] ] [ eers and applae ] ank yououoththk you, donald trump, for calling hillary y inton a a mahmallow. [ light laughter ] which is pretty tough talk coming from someone who is the same c cor as a circus peanunu [ laught ] ] [ [ eers and ause e just sin ying t. >>8vteve: ththth it. 's a tha youote. >> jimmy: i waonly saying thanyothat all. >> steve: ju sing that's
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>> steve: welcoce back. very fun welclcback t t"the tonight show we are here playininine tv gam ow cssic "pyrad!" 0playing tot arar mmy llon andiq trotter. [ cheers and applause ] i'm m urprossteve higgins. jimmy, who yououre elaying with tonighgh >> jimmy: you are -- you are in a great mood t t buddy. >> steve: thanan man. damn dananl. [ laughterer >> jimmymyhe stars in the new series "theheheple versus o.j. s spson: american crimeme story." please welcome natn lane! [ cheers a applalae ] >> ste: wow! and who's your partner tararar >> tariq: well, she's the star the fx drama, "thth amamicans" whi rurnsnsos the fourtheason n march
pleaelcome kerrusselel [ cheers and applause ] >hank >> tnk you. [ cheers and applause e >>teveveokok. here's how we play. u will each be picng a a category and then you'll try get your partner to guess a many wordsr phphses in that cagory you can in 30 seconds. e team with the highest score t after four rounds the winn.. any questions? >> jim: : ah.. >> steve: eat. >> jimmy: you sasa that four - - >>teve: here are our tegogoes tonight. [ laughter ] have -- mix messagege x-f!ctor, johnoe, "hakuna tata." [ lahter ] >> i sve: feli-cit [ lahter get it& jimm whyon't y pick the first cacagory? >> oh nice. >orry. i'm sorry.
were you holding back?k? > was a little nervouou i was hohoing on. go right ahead there. [ laug ] >> jmy: my god. >> stevewhat are y y gonna pipi? >> jimmy: i'm going to pic >> hakaka mata. >> jimmy: : kuna matata. ye. >> steve: thweweo.o. [ [ [ rs and appppuse ] >> jim: how i not -- wh woululululen t tnknkbout thada >> steve: : isis is -- this is '90s movies catcphrases. not t moviv catch phraseses 0s movie c cch phrases.>> jmy: '90s mie cch rase >teveu have 30 s 0n cwck. jimmy: okay. araryou ready? go >> jim: nny. [ laught i cat say the name of t e movie. gump. jenny sasa -- "fofoesgump." >> jimmyliliheheays, "go, , go." >eah.h. >> jimmyj okokokpass. [ lalahterer titanini titanic. >> life is sike a box of chocoles.. no. >> jimmy: no, yeah. something like that but you'd >> no. no. >itan. thtitanic. [laughter ] my: he standing onhe >> yeah. yeah. yeah. 0cause he s ss the cah phphse >> jimmy: okyeah.
[ buzzer >> i4icatch phse. rs appe sve: oh.oh, bo h not t not since nick jonas. [ laughter ] hahasoonplayeded- has ayed thigama s swell >>ve:`all right, ,ariqiq >> the catch hhrase of titanic was, "t me othe raftft >immy: no, . it wasast --t wasn't - [ laughter ] 7 "i"i theing of t t world!" >> i'm the kininof the world," " ye steve: "king of the world," of course. h, i blo that ou >> steve: and "r"r, fost, run. j jmy: and "run, forest, run."" >> s sve: : t ife e le a ( a x of chocolqtes.s.s. unforest, run." >> well that c ce that took an hour.[ laughter ] ] ] >immy: it's not the clue. didn't -- atasn't the problem. >> a a right. p>> steve: all right, tariq. >> we got this. >>: "hakuna matata."." i'm sorryry >> tarweothis. wish i'gone to cocoegeg [ laughter >> tariq: okay. >> steve: tariq are you ready? >> yeah. tariq: : : ready. stevepipi a categogy my friend >>e t this yeah >>armymyategory -- okay. >> wararwe doingng >> tariq: john d. >> oh crapap >> steve: john d. these are famousple nameme john. >> tariq: ok, do i ge at to you? >> i donon know. his s at the answers on? steve: famous people nameme john..@ 3030econds on the ock, please. >> tar: okay.. >> steve: and go. >> famoupeopleamed john. okok.
john leon. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ]& >> tariq: okay.. the o her r e e o's named rhymes with -- twos. john ghes. >> tariq: yes.s.s.s. ding ] [ cheersrs alause ] >> tariq: okay.. "gase lightning." >> oh, travolt john travolta. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> tariq: yes, okay. did -- did an n bum th t t roots. "glory."." john -- >> tariqiq"glo." "glory." oscar d d nning. >> yes,si know. buzzer >>iq, dear. but we still --e still did bett tarar: yeahahwe didkay. [ lahter ] [ chrsnd applae ] >> stevehn legend. >> jmy: th's the attttude. >> steve: john legend. >> jimmy: that's the attitude, we still did better.0 >>8>teve: : l right, natn? >> thqt's s at i'm saying.g >> sve: nathan. >> cane switch to "t m mch gagagb >> j jmy: yeah. laugueer ] >> canane do the thing where u put on t t big hands and just hit me? [ laughter ] >> >immy: we did that la night. >> all rigig. >> jimmy: we dididlast night. >> steve: all righ nathan. allllht. >> steve: pick a category.y. >> so m going to pick a a category now. >> jimmy: ve youver do - it's "ththpyramid. u understa. >> yeah, i remember.r. >> jimmy: have your done a a pymid? >> ias e eited in the '80s& ey would write dick clark. i remember it. >> jmy: : .
an-contra hearirgs. ye [ [ ughter ] les see.& what wld y yike me to pick? >> jimmy: oh, stop. alal? >> aight, mixed messages? >immy: yeah t tt's s at i'm feeling [ [ ughter ] [ chchrh andndpplause ] >> jimmy: >> jimmy: unbelievable. unbelievable. >> ste: : ways an tertainer. mixed messageg. thesesare ways to se a a memeage. dienenwayso nd a a message. you have 30 seconds on the @ clock. >immy: got you. >> steve: and go. >>n thcoutererer >> jimmy: text, texte-e-ili >> right. p[ ding ] a y shows up in a tuxedo a a says - - happypyday y y >> jimmy: a singg amam yourighgh [ ding ] 4 we're nking. jimmy: ohah. >> thehip is- im: th-- m mse code. >> y. ding ] [ cheers anduse e e on the tep, on thehe tetephone, you're writinto mee. i'll m mt you at theurant 30 minutes. >> jimmy: ohhat's one -- at's stop -- oh ,textiti. >.. [ didg ] [ chee ]you get in a plane and the e is -- >> jimmy: sky writing! >> yes. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] an indian uld d >> jimmy: smoke signal! >> yes! [ ding ]
>> steve: oh! [ cheersnd applause ] wow! >> all right.p>> steve: wow! jimmy: : atatas g >>teve: wow. ( jimmy: that was gd. we did good. sure did. fes good. >tevevesix to three.. >> jimmy: you found your calling. >> that was good. man, you got a professional game show player. >> yeah. . >> jimmyyore good at giving g t good at receiving. p[ lalahter ] >> steve: hey oh! [ [ eers and applalae >> damn niel. >> steve: woah! >> jimmy: you knowowha meant. >> say f. lee ba. jimim: you know wt i meant. i know it's f. lee baile& steve: all righ kererer yeses tariq: you u this, keri. okaka >>kay. steve: are yoyoready? >>. lee babaey. >> s sve: f. lee bailey. i don't like lee bailey.y. jim: f. leeailey, yes. >> let's do this. >> which is ironic becausey porn name used to be f. me ily. [ laughter ] >> j jmy: that wasears. that was years ago. >> yea agogo my: no, we don't talal like that. weon't'talk like that.t. > steve: definitely. >> something for- 's stororfofoher ow. >> jimmy: : otheheshow.
>> jimmyner here -- >e'll tell th jimmy: not thehtimeor the ace.& >> that's s talele steve: alalright. ready, keri? [ laer ] >> w wshould i -- >> steve: which category are you gonna pick? >> what should i choose? what should i oo? ititso we did mixed meagag. >> steve: yeye >> tariq: ok so we g theseee l lt. hehe what's feli-city? >> steve: u a pick that @one. >ike i have tot rig okqk. >> jmy: yeah, goheadad >> i'm goioi.. i'm going. >> steve: thesare major u.cities. >> okay. >> stetefoe wiwi get three and yoyotie, four and you n. >> okay.. oh, god. >> steve: 30 seconds on th clock. okay. coco on. we got this. got thi >> steve: d go. >> okay. the blank heat >> tariq: miami. >> yes. p[ ding ] ] [ cheers and applae ] >> city of brotherly love. >> t tiq: philly, adelph. [ ding ] >>ot it. [ cheers and applause ] the city we . >> tariq: nenenerkrkity. >> thehe ee go. ding ] [ chchch and appuse ] >> jimmy:t kind of c cegorisishis?s? [ laughter ] ]"warwe#stingn? "ahaha [ laug ] >> wt ofs anbig, big town big -- tariq: chico. >> yep.. [ ding ] < steve: woah! [ cheers s alause ] r the win!0 >> jimmy: : atatinof catatory thata i have "show@we thmone i have, ke, "run, rest ruru" you get what city are u inin [ ugughter ] it's like e u juju came out of a co?
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ou know, obviously there's a diversity problem at the oscars this year. and who better to comment on it than a aplplof white guys. >> jmy: ah. perfeft, yeah. laughter ] thatat what 're he to talk about. >> plus, we coul-- we cod pdo a whole shoabouthe of diverer in h llywood, b ifeelelegardless of color, , every actor is the samon t inde. sperate for tentio [ laughder ] ] and the oscars are on sunday and righabout now they'r starting to apply ry seaeaest'keup. >> jmy: oh, yeye, that's ghgh[ [ ughterer oh, yeah. i alalyset togo!d d tctctc at f show. youwl to o ve him t noquhumalolo..ye [ laughter ] >>immy: oh, my god..& e you gohaha big parar? >> yes, evy year i have a big oscacartrt@ people complained. heyeysked l lt ar abouthe bar. bub%-- [ laughter ] jimmy: yoyodidn dohth. >o, i iearned my onon >>my: ye.>> and this year i accepting credit c cds. [ l ughter b then ha lite vice for those ricicous red carpet interviews. nonody ceseses y y ye e weweg. jimmy: ye. who y'rscrewing and thratings will gthrough the
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me. p[ uguger and applae ] >> jimmy: and that's -- and that's wha'sll about, righ eah. chrs a a ae ] pp jimmy:ythey love . >> thehererell in n . yoknowowloloourtnene kimim cucuy, moe, larry, shemp.hter ] >> jimmy: that's all of them. yes.s. shemp. >> shemp kardashian. the little known shemp kardashiaj >> jimmy: i never liked i never liked that kardaian. >> and kanan west is ranting ababt me on twititr. in 3, 2, 1.0 >> jimmy: no, ,nu deservevit. but yoguys have to watch this. it's phemena and you are great t everything. thank you. >imiy: : : you u reust grgrt in this and everybody is fafatic. >> thanknkou vy much. jimim: pleaseseheck it ouou "the people rsusus o.j.imps: amereran crime sty"y"irs tuesdayst 10:00 p.m. on n . [ cheers a appla] keri russell joins us next. stick around. shopping fororn susu well, this is thehtime. and your fd aler is the place, to get 0% financing for 60 months on a ford suv.
for it's f frth season mamah 16th at 10:0p.m. on fx. everyonelease welcome keri russell! [ cheers and applause ] >immy: hi! hey. >> hello >> hello >> jimmymykeri. >ello. >> jimmy: you look beautif. you lo
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