tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC March 2, 2016 10:35pm-11:37pm MST
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[ cheers and applause ] >im: welcback. ngp musicromhahaes lly. ouo%o%xtxtueststs a veve talaltea h%morous woman om y y knonofromomrarain pe." she returns to tv "the al o'neals" tuesday nighton abc pleaseseay hello to martha plplpton. [ [`[`rsrsrs applausep] jimmy: it's been far tooong sinc i last saw you. >> i agree, y. >> j jmy: did you see mgan freemama i did, on his wayout. >> j jmy: you speak to him? >> i did indeed. p jimmy: do y y know him?>> , i w. t i k kwwimferent sort o o of way. i mean, we all di of course.. >> jimmy:: right. >> no, i used to ride the 104 busith him wn i wt to schoololvery mornrning. >> jimmy: realal? when wasthis? >> i wouou say '48, '49.
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