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"jimmkimm live"! tonit, jasonateman --- from "how to get away with murder", aja nanai king. th win necessary censorship -- and music from ceelo green with h cleto o d e e etones. annow, i there@ iss no f further
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[ cheers a a applause ] ] >>nks for wahing. @thanks f coming. >> jimmy: we haveo mh to get totonight. we have so man impmp things toght. i'm goingo s sve all your problems tonight but rst, i have aoke frfr m moth. myothehe texd me a je this mornin donald trumpjokef..& do y wanto hear [ ause >> jim: t t correct answer is no. alalright. his ce .n came i i at 10:05:00 a.m. sedd to love dald duck. noee h heenother/naldl tt
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[ cheersnd applausus ] >> j jmy: n youeewhere i t it. tually took time ohoh got good one a t ted it. sentt toome but a funnyys my motr i i sh hasotng o mitt romney. i'll tell you that. mitt romneye this morningade a teleseddpeech in w wch he wentll infter donald trump. he calledim a phond a d. he sd h hslaying the americic public for suckers. i haven't seen mitt this fed up since tt time he dripped mannaise on new pair r chambmay dockers. he hahaha s steteinin out. i love him making t decisionon to speak out. tt, don'too this. i'm sorry, n,, but someone has to sp up and sav this nation. it's like watching your dad march out to e bck top to have talk wh the schoolyararllll no gd cldome o o o i
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>> d daldrump ahonynd aaud. hisromises are as worle as a degreemmrumpiversity. he's plalangng the m mbers of the american public for suerer he gsss a fre ride to the white house ahall w isousysy ha nald tells u tha h hs ve vy smart. i'm afrai that when it comom t t reign cy, hes verery,ery not mart.. ank you. >> j jmy: good one, mi. mitt romney i i the big g the republicans s stt tooo stopp trump, they're in a lot of troue. it's lik sending aeter maid in to break up a prisonriot. trumpp course responoed a he often ds breleasingg this video from012 when rnene was running or presisent.t. >> donald trump has shown an extraordinarbibity to understand how our economy
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i snt my life in the private ctor. not quites successful ahis guy but successfulnonetheless. so i want to say tnk you to donald trumpmpnd lforward tot seng you out on the trail. thank u, donald. >> jimmy: yah, that'sowowow -- w seeore honeseselationshi twtwn profeionalrestlers than politicians andt's important to rememberthat. whwhe donaldrump iryg hi hde to mor prididtdallate e startoff ifics out stf. leaseded his h hh re plan day at's prereyygood. u have arotein shake for brkfastnd anoer@r onenene for lunch and s ssibl din and it rks.s. nohelan c cims it willl reducuhehehe number@ ofndivivivlsls medidiid. which i'm sure itwi ififrump bes preredent it wieduceeehe numberf ates. re's trump touting his fantnttic newealth care plan
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yoyoll love trump heaeah care.@ treat youelto the very, very best life has tooffer. you caca yyhewod's greatestst heah caca inn yourr own home with mily, frfrnds,s, any me andndieve me i undetand health care. 'sfafarite food. when it comes to gat hlt re, i've justp raised th stakes. trump hh care, the world's greatest hltre.. and iiean that in eveve sense theword. and theheharp images thehe onlylyly store where you c cuy hpal care. >> jim:tms inconvenennt. [ ch and alalae ] >> jimmy: hey, you kelapo is back in pron. ckn the mexan prison from ich he caped. know el chapo, right? ns? he wan t to c co the uted stat.he's aing t t erated beuse ewaururguds w limeep. they mov h around soean'tt
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'll be back >> jimmy: l right. that's why they say n to fill your jact$ pkets with snausages. togh in d dro there's anotltr republican de is one hosd b b fews wchhed trumpit gynnellyceheir feud august. trump skipped the last fox debate so this was what ty lledheig retch and thk t s sss about ainn general tt it'st runrs arc r the moderararteteofne of the otr cacaes trp sre rubio was there, cruzuzas the,ha other g hn something was there a dr. ben cson was not there. benarson i givingg a speech tomorr at wch he i expected to s spend his campaign. suen means end. why they don't justt call i i end,d, i don't know.. eithererway,y, all indicatiore that ben carn i out of e raceor president. which is shame.
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bateman and ajanaomi k a si fromelo greeefes on t y.y. wee aboutt t tea agame. it's ahance fofeople walal by our sdio to win reallcash. all they need to know is who is on thecurrency. it's tim to play o o the moy. cousinal is staing byith ourirst contestantnt jimmy, h h you ing? >> doing good, how about yourself. >> jimmy: where are you from, jimmy?y? >> mimisssippi. >> jimmy: a yououn vacati? looo at tha chactereh yu.u. are you here o on vacation? >> yes.s. >> >immy: how l lg a you i wn? >> forhe weekend. i'i' actuallovinger actualrosiippi i'm here t tinin toet setup. >> jimmy you'rovin her for the weekend. ththis smsms verery skchyy alreadad >> i just movedin i'm tryingg toursue a re.
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>> jimmy: we have a who shohow ing o in thkgun behind st fyi. weweweng too start with a pennynyn pleasehowwhe penny cousi sasa don'n' s sw it to mmy,y, thhough. your j j is to t t m who i i on at pepey, okay. >> loolike abraham lincoln. >> >immy: what do you mean lks like abraham lincoln? that i correct. nore's the bigquestion. do y yant totop there and keep t penen or do you wt to keke going t y yruck - wiwi a nickekek >> let's try luckithhehe niniel. >> i jusususot t say if u get theickel wrong you don't get to keep the penny ay >> ok thad's fine. >> jmy: wowo he's going for i everybody. [ [ plause ] >> jimmy:hat'shat like. all right mmy, is o the niel? >> looks like georgewashgton. >> j jmy: why do youeeee sayg
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are you s sing a nickel righ >> , man. >> he'ss seeing a of ings. >immy:jimmy,y, i sorry. 's thoma jejeern. i'm s sry t t see tt happen but we do have a cononlation priziz for you. it's on the mon the hom you canehat homnd playha back in mimississipppp l right? all ririt. let's somebody elslsn ththe. hihithere.e. how are ydoing? >> good, how are yo >> j: well. whare youfrom? > houon xas. >> jim: so you're notith jimmy. >> i'mh not with jimmy. jmy:: just figureded wereduo. at do you door a living? >> i'm an architect. jimmy: ae you h on vacation? >> i am. >> jimmy:aving a good time? >> having a gre ti. jimmymy w ws the highghlight. >ot he last night andnd jusus took a tour s so i inow a litite bit aboll the areasnos geles. jimmy: i like thatat
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start with a tour a a e elore from ththe. dodoou knowour ests? >> yes i do. >> jimmy: very good. all it'simee to plalan the ney. thee works lili . we'l'l s srt with apenn te me whos on the penn >> ncoln.. >> jimmy: thths correct. abraham lincoln. d dyouant to keep goin and do you wt to guess who is on the nickel or do you want to ta thatenny home? >'ll guess who is on the nickel. >> jimim: h hs goingor it, everybody. i love it. have y y thoughtboutut what you mit do wit thehe money if you win?n?>> well, in lososs, not much. >> jimmy: all righ oerry is on the nickck > jefferson.. >> jimmy: that is correcec wow. >>im: all ghghgh atatmoney? what does the audiee think?
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>> i'll do it. >immy: he's goi to go for it.& he's going to go f >> jijimmy, don't knono if you could tell frororo i i t tre but i'm shaking. i'm shaking rigig no >immy ian see th. kerry, whos on t dime? >> osevelt. immy: areouidding me?th's right. now yu got a dime. do youanto take thaha dime and head back home or dyou want to go -- do you want to go for the quarter? >>8i'llo for the quarter. >>imim he's goingnaor the quarter. is g f foror the arter. >> can i just say i know you made yrdecision.. i've seenoo m meople lose at this. aryousure? uave 16 cents. u could walk away aerer >> i ildo it. >>immy: he'soi too it.
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>> jmy: key, who iss on the quarter? >> gogo it's -- anklin. >>immy: franklin? ,nono th was t e eiestst e. ohkerry, i'm sorrrrrr but cousin sal is going to have to takak a your money back. i'i'so sorry but we do have a --- yes,e do haveonsolationon izeeor you. >> ard yo i warned yo jimmy: okay.y well,ou knowwhat, thahas all the tim we ve..'s a rhame but it getss wild. gambling i i i -- tha is ridiculous. i don'ow welt t samee emotions il watchi who wantntt tbe a a m mlionaire e.e.& wll do thth ain metime. do we e eveveveeor nessarenhie?
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s y'r srt perso en? jimmy: night,m "how get awayith murd,"hich aired eaier nighon a, ajajomking then, his album cle -- "heararblanche," ceelo green from theamsu stage. his concnct, "ceelo greeee l le in l.a.," airmarch 11thtnn directv d u-u-rse. night he isoing a very beautiful song calleob william ne w wk on theh show we will haha naomi watts, ray rano violodavis, john gend, connie bonis fisis chlolobennett, lis.k., plus, music frliot sumner, the wild feath st.t.ucia, d the suffers. >> jimmy: and if you missed our "ve after the oscars" special only w papas of it online, we're airing iagain tomorrow night with ben affle, chs rock, , acy morganan nathan lanan matthew broderick, henry cavill, jesssseisenberg, sachbarorocohen, alicia vikander.
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hu old t tes sake. >> that'ssough jim: zoia" ope morrow. pleaseayello to jon bpbpn. [ cheersnd applause e >my: welcome. welcom very good to s you. be? i i donob't hi y y're supposed to do a belt jiy. >> jim: what d dyou mean? wh wouldt y do belt?t? i undererand that but amandad tells mee - -- >> jimmymy your wife? >> ththtt's my . m goingo dhatthe sa. that youon't'tee@d a a beltt anymor@r@r lly doess n hip you into fashnn 411. jim: it@sip a you
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please say hello to o a nanai king. eers applae immyyoyo l lkk faastic. thk yo for comi. >> t t you. not too badad yoself. >> jimmy: yr show got pked up for thihi sean today. >> yes. >> jimmy: congratulations. i should say assuming you will make it to the end of this@ season ale. >> it's onl aongratulations toto thosehaha surviv jim: exactly. it's'sittete f f t t othe, isis it? yeah. >> jimmy: whe you fr? >> i'm rom walnut, cafornia. >> jimmy: where is walnut cafornia? wnuts southea los angeles. like t01pou to the 60 east. >> j:yt goes on ther >> the's walnut cekekek up north. 're wnut withoutut the creek. >> jimmy: you'll get a creek
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n't rry. >> oneday.>> jmy:oes walnutt has a walmart? ye myhat'ss youou need. & thaha and rgrgrg. >> jimmy: what was yourrst ti job? >> my first job -- well my first jojiout t school w wororngt sneyland. >> jim: what wasat ke >> t tt was myirst aing job beus i had t x act veryy happypy all the time. immy::zou weren't? it gets a littlerazy at disneyland. it's a little more h ha@dcore t tn people wouldldth j jmy::oseses some of the charm. littltl bit of the luster was gone. >> jimmy: wh did you do at disnsnland? >> i was an indiana joast member. >> jimmy: did you dress up? >> yeah,e h the skororts and the hats and the tie.e. >> jimmymymyhen you g gob a4a disneynd i tt one offhe
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wear orr don have to ar? >> well, smers in califoroja are hot so it't' not so@ funun to be atwell-dressed. >>im: you don wt to havavav th on what arere your respononlities? 8well, t the biggest ove is checking height requirements on kids cominghrough t@park that is a a big safety issue. a l l ofarentsikee t try and get their kids through the ri j nmy: d dyou e er he adts - we have aroducer re at show, his names jason. and sometimes jason s -- don't kn i&i&ie wou mak the heheht rrement on thede. if an aduidn't mak it would you just putim onn and if he ies off, what a youoingo do? here are like ten otner safetychecks. so if he ce by me i would probobla j letetim go throug
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