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tv   The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon  NBC  February 14, 2016 9:00pm-11:00pm PST

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ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] sw i aear,ound yn' didlkt ta amuchl.t al soand er aftut aboho an ndur a in sttere. au [ cedien ] ohs im>> ji my: nohad e clullat a. nd>> aef i ld t an, went, okayno em chy.istr d an ithen l was"mike haybee's ga y." [ htlauger ] im>> jcomy: o a >>y nywaerwe w men't teanto , bet?righ j >>: immy dwow,ouid ye maka go ecod dn.isio [ htlauger ] yo deu mare a g- at -nta fac asti sidecion. y >>idou dn't. ayanyw w, itikas late th. im>> johmy: go my i sh, n am i sh riock noght w. e'>> wotre brrh mawiied idth ks. >> my jimll: we m youa ade much erbettis decion. it kebah ur sn ischo mule coor an thm. i a 's heoc a rr.ksta
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is hen't st cony antl -like- n >>o. >> my jims,: yese thent coury gu ys. he lw's aonays r. tou ou>> yno're yiw tro ng tllbe a ri seous. im>> jyemy: 'mah iin try bg toe ri senoous w. ok lore, hehe's tl. dea ea>> yh. j >>: immynoi'm wat aln ys o , tourali'm awaysmet ho. la [ erught ] d an -kids- w >>n'e caent eve hava nv cotiersaon. >> my jimu': yoeere f aling tt liomle sngethi. feyou g elintta lihele crymist. ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] , well tit'satoo lbye ba. ip sh s hasd,ailey okalenico? ke takan, oy? i akam ten. ok ay. >> wa anyety, lal's touk abt inpadd.gton j >>: immy ithise s th dbestay ev er. ait'sat gre. day t' lelks taut abodi padn.ngto raconglrts a, eady ait's h bigit re alady. rnintenaatio rlly,?ight y >>es. er ov.seas >> my jimey: thea relitsed er ov fseas.irst ug[ la ]hter i mbreme ger iriot beee chse. la [ erught ] a >>ornd cipn chs. j >>: immy ccorn.hips di ged i rnt cops chi?
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>> my jimep: el ihante n y >>ooou latked t. i j >>: immyi oh, did. at thig's ri ht, otforg. la [ erught ] rgi foot. >> n whe ithisers ovm , i'g goin icto kurk yo. ass ug[ la ]hter pl[ ap ]ause ey>> hra, kaidte k. la [ erught ] bu [ ]zzer >> my jimll: furt ale! i >> i got gt, it.ot i >> my jimah: yeu , yootdo g it. deyou tefiniotly g it. >> y oh,eah. j >>: immy'sthat o thene. us>> jket li g yout.ot i >> my jimu : yoitgot . >> y oh,eah. j >>: immydeyou tefiniotly g it, ma n. o >>eah, yh. j >>: immygoyou .t it 'm>> ian clea as tlwhise. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> allou yot gs ibl[ p eeal] l ov yerr oucefa. [ uglaerhtnd app ausla]e i >>fit's ne. s egg'tua nacoral ionditner. >> my jimah: ye. i >>ot'm nn evemad. >> my jimp.: ye oh ! [ rschee a andusppla]e >> o i dfenot ooel goud abt this. j >>: immydoyou fen't geld oo ouabtht .is i >>l feeibterrbole ahiut ts g. eg ug[ la ]hter im>> jc'my: mamon t'n, iods go. >> ee i f bl soboad at,ut iy. oka ! no ha>> wt? th sse pa iwordoos "bty." o >>oh. la [ erught ]
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[ rschee a anduspplae ] im my g s.uest 's shereofome vo my fafrrites om th te pastrswo yea. >> my jimll: bint clioion dng gh usostb.ters >> n whee'thermes sog thin ra st--nge [ htlauger ] y inneour orighb.hood la [ erught ] yawho na gonl? cal [ htlauger ] hi ttts liigle pengy wt to m the all ch [ ]eers t lihis pttleiggy edstaye hom i 't dont wanroto gw up i' tom a r ys 'idus k lo e ve mtothe ys la i pthy wi im>> jhemy: llo? o hellelmichi'le, rem he. la [ erught ] t >>wahat urs yoac baramk oba? im>> jyemy: ah.
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la [ erught ] >> my jimu : yotiand eyna fe hav e tht worsirde npro imonessi ve i'r eve.seen i >>w. k ug[ la ]hter >> my jim's: ite lik.this ug[ la ]hter yocan au doer imptisonaf on ome a atll? cl i myose s. eye [ uglaerht ] mu [ ngmbli ] ug[ la ]hter o >> d tlikehihe tikng l e -- it ik's lope peaule lo gh ty earl heat te. jok la [ erught ] >> my jimne: i saver atw th. ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] [ htlauger ] o >> s, goodooso gd. >> my oh , godguyou reys a so aw e.esom [ htlauger ] m ohd!y go d goreyou'so aweme. u' yoo re st.grea i elovethveryyoing .u do si'veeveen hierytoung y've do .ne im>> jhimy: my jim. ey>> h y howoiou d?ng fa so gr so sreatr o fasoand t grea [ rschee a anduspplae ]
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im>> jdomy: l youwhike en pe doplepro imonessi ys ofou? >> -- no ug[ la ]hter lk[ taoving acer eheh otr ] >> my jimu': yoerre vowy fly d annd-- a -- ha>> ty t gu sis af on otca bih. tr taavol -- >> ve stegh: riigt, rriht, ght. hedo t b 409ob. ug[ la ]hter , hi--i'm ug[ la ahterppnd ae laus] ha i sd toinlip outo yau becse u' yoerre veey chndry aov i le wh ouen yth do ouat yw. kno [ htlauger ] yo owu kn d youato thry, ve ci exanted u d yo ocomeut. me sos time--you la [ erught ] im>> jqumy: inest cestanth on at otthe daher d y anaihe s d he ed usca to e ll mheon tl cel on phe. >> a iaylwths ghoumet nd a you e ug[ la ]hter
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>> my jimom: welc.e back yo atu're wmtching "rocv's kin' v-djock-bay bm.all ja" uri'm yot, d hosoran ctese. re hee 's morur fof oesunnit mo ntmefrs "omtothe t nigh."show ch[ rsee and applause ] t igon shtwho pesuatrl ives j >>: immy, next tfromowhe cboys is e collebeasy. ashe wed votst "moel lik by toe iv dro en tgathe y me b, fred la [ erught a anduspplae ] ne frxt, heom trs 49e is jo one loey. ashe wed votst "moel lik y to li y ghtlontug r yout shir when anhe wttts aonenti." [ enaudiohce os ] ug[ la ]hter rs ma lhawn.ynch [ htlauger ] w heotas vmoed "ikst ltoely dot s hindts ass cro e his"yes. jim >>i my: nomight rot be aund ver,foret whay with m finger ing behein tti condiison it . la [ ]ughter o whwhknows ouldat cpe hap n to ow?morr i d stcouly ub mtoe. laug [ ]hter co i burnuld r the moof ofy
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zz pia. ap [ seplau ] >> ho i scauld oull ytl lite de 'cbbie, ouause y one are fa ss cke-ae.ooki >> my jim m: givegoe one od wreason donhy ihr't ts ow thi drin yk inceour fa. >> 'cause of this! audi [ oencehs ] [ auseappl ] im >> joh, my: they,e.errenc >> h jiey, m. au[ applse ] >> : jimmyhey. ow>> hee you fling? im >> jeamy: grt. >> d, g goo good,ood. , i look twant to talko you soabout g methinous.seri i 'aknow yo thll dpaese rodies on y shour ow -- jim >>ohmy: k , thanu.yo >> n no,nko "tha you." no. dodon't of oneir"empe." j>>noimmy: . [ htlauger ] no. i 'twouldndo - -- at- th. ug[ la ]hter s procoand ns d an aprosonnd cs d an pros >> my jimes: "sstame " reetngmovi boto h. pr boo, hmi proa ses hetougr, ed egierlmo. li [ laght erught ] ocon, tr as simese quar pelmout it it, "bplch, ."ease la [ erught ] [ applause ] i t don' wmessthith uyat g. ht has ags j >>: immyommy mnt measa to y t "but,"dial i butadnste she
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ug[ la ]hter te>> snove: . im>> jnomy: d shet.idn' s >>: j >>: immycei onrh ove aeard man sin a ntalltoext wh me r ispeto ms hi "elf,seplea n notow." [ htlauger ] i atwas ar a pndty aru a dnk pgirld assealme t okinge n th on phrye, c "ing,tri'm tyingo fi arnd mbuco, opt peeele kp ye g llin 'back!'polo" ug[ la ]hter "m !"arco s >>: teve!polo j >>: immy istopt! rc mao! >> ie aud pnce:olo! j >>: immy istopt! ug[ la ]hter sa i guw a ty inudhe ae ienche sa ooys likks l, e mei but t don' .know u yohebe tge jud. hdoesoke loe likme? la [ erught ] ap [ seplau ] [ htlauger ] ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] j >>: immy, okaywhnow s at ithis in ioventn? wh at is your invention here? he>> tsu tisn etro.3000
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>> my jimah: ye. ye ah. pl[ ap ]ause - >>u - yo pjustt ut ierin he, in t the crashan. t'>> ills caheed tf pufand f flufdrdog syingm.yste [ htlauger ] >> jimmy: something like tt.ha ca bn hehereat? n carehe b?athe t >>!a-da im>> jthmy: yoere ru go ight e!ther ug[ la ahterppnd ae laus] , aw!mojo im>> jthmy: zze pia -c deifrustier. yo t u pupithe onzza re the, ah ye. d an ythenutou ps thig thin .down nd>> an theea-- yh. u yo tneedeso pr is ont. [ uglahter ] ee>> jz. >> my jimt : sit.on i ap [ seplau ] lesimpus to e. la [ erught ] en opup it d , anpithe s zza' .gone er th ie its. im>> jyomy: t u goa pizzrat. s >>: tevesure. la [ erught ] >> my jimer: ev lyone hovesim. yo d u adlla ba. pit te>> ssuve: re. >> my jimu : yo--get uc chchk-e-.eese >> ve steah: ye! ug[ la ]hter im>> ji my: k thin ahe'sse mou. >> ve steah: ye. j >>: immyjolil hn. >> ve ste-h: mmmm. >> my jimus: pl w lil.ayne te>> smmve: .-hmm >> my jimua: eq-ls - li jol whnayne. s >>: teveoh. ug[ la ]hter ap [ seplau ]
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>> my jimah: yey , wht don'you tjustofake e f tha pand aheadnd t ge asomeir? y whnot? orgo f it. >> r all.ight j >>: immy.wait ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] u' yoeeve bshn hathtag nde paa l alg?alon >> uh-huh. nti was ed uavto hike, l ye --ou kn liow, urke o t own.hing la [ erught ] wa i shs hathtag nde paa. ubut,ouh, yw, knot thainwas e th.past i >>t wannoto khow, w y did ou t geepto r mlace he asagasht? j >>: immyerths e' onone. i just -- ch [ ]eers y otou geata rd es thoke boess thoke bo s im>> johmy: is, thk boois, uh -- ug[ la ]hter mi "aamsh vs pirepain sce." ug[ la ]hter "n alaturto hisf ry ontvaca ts lo." [ htlauger ] j"thef oy orcunciziumcing." te>> sohve: . >> my jimis: tha is ogoodne. hi s,ggince brars youelf. >> ve stel : alt.righ y?read >> my jimor: "s'sanus ne gygycolo." la [ erught ] he "tch psyh opatdeinsi." lo dokn owrehet athe author. me jalls faon. er thu e yogo. pl[ ap ]ause te>> si ve: 'twasnn evee awar wryou thote ooat bk.
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s jamedid. ou[ "hcase of herds" tlaysme p ] [ eech andrspp ause la] jim>>: my, nonono, denn, y, thes cue carde mus be strgla er sine.iz ok ?ay this is "the tonight show." get it together. [ la erught ] e thrdcue ca bs mustght.e ri ey th the aree lifn vest ithis ofocean is televate ed lt nigh jo .kery ug [ la ]hter >> t lo lasoks. immy>> jst: la a looks re the l finah-uptoucor befshe the ow. t eveneshe finrnitt funeure eds go a olisod perh ev iy oncen a mr. >>lo fal hn, youphave a one call. >> im j: a mye phon icallwhs en someone calls you on the phone. [ la htug ]er yo aurself, mygainen frid. w>>vehater. on[ phs e ring] . fr my hone p? i -- sorry. erlaught t >> what?is tha lifeels -ke - lf ahatr sg chinseee. im >> ju my: yo whaknowt, fred e,di do ilibee thevphe e on is t oheer pthkeoct.
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ithatmys lt fau. ap[ seplau ] te >> sthisve: di is llagon aey. immy>> jw : hogedo we het to t ?studio >> s : teveeasy. king tama my oogic brm. >> my jimyo: owu know hwo to rk at thhi tng? >> : steveyep. dastanebrd firolt. al you l idoput s e ong hele, re go -- [ th ud ] au [ cedien ] ohs j >>: immyinhiggs! j >>: immytegreaitst hs. er thnoe's ck tra ts onalhis bum at . all it us's j et an -mpty- ki maerng hnd staomup cdeedy but ni to--ght nnmadoada, lanies ntd gen!leme [ rschee ] >> is it e, truat i dune yoger ys gu. ch [ ]eers , ohguyou hiys thank tfut's nny? ha i t ven'a had idatecon a uple ek wes. oki lot ed aonmy sho witut in th aking snd i "aid,- um -do u yo ahaveriny f yendsouou cld odintrmeuce " to? la [ erught ] >> my jimll: heo? s >>: tevewayou omnt sace crk twithhat? >> my jim, : non'i do-t' - [ htlaugnder ala app]use cstopngalli me! ug[ la ]hter
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s vanyuninlent bes day leeps, bl ndurps aer bloops. d an plenow,enase mejoy so of r ouritefavoen momm ts frothe to shnight epiow'sp c lisync tt bales. im>> jitmy: ti is orme fth anoer ee[ chndrs ala app]use lc wekeome havin ndrt apa my l ma emne sto. pa udul rd. dlenam.unha akblshe toelann gwd le elgen des.nere ch[ rseend app alause ] tom crseui. >> ld wou m youhoind g ldinmy co orat f me? k thanyou. [ htlauger ] [ auapplse ] >> my jimu : yot don' thaveo ea clutr yooa thrr t folip sy g.ncin ug[ la ]hter yo ipur lci syns ng i-- he>> tk junp.stom [ t lighhtlauger ] y >> mt firs isong ts byuehe qen bee. [ rschee a anduspplae ] f inlashghg lits flashing lights
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ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] t >>sohis s ng isia bu ness an triosact bn, iveeliet tha ha edppen. so e meonedloaneo somomne se ca .sh li [ laght erught ] eiand ttherfohey trgotthhat ey rr bo iowed tt ordohey wan't nt ayto p it. ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] ay pwh me ouat yt wanit t don'liact ouke ygo fort h bitcerbette havonmy m ey ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] b bitchr ette mhavey tc bitth beaver he my bi betch httermyave ey mon [ rschee a anduspplae ]
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pl[ ap ]ause ee[ chndrs ala app]use gh[ liugt la ]hter [ cheersnd app ausla]e [ cheers and applause ]
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[ rschee a anduspplae ] >> t' thatos a onugh e. j >>: immycahow i n obe outf br thean ilia syp atnc btle? [ htlauger ] ee[ chndrs ala app]use gh[ liugt la ]hter ch [ aeersppnd ae laus]
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ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] ch [ aeersppnd ae laus] j >>weimmy: it'sll, e timto say odni goght. th u ank yotcfor wa ourhing t tonigh annshowsaiverry ial.spec lo geles ans. pe t hoe o seeryou the. oops. u myis hber ere. than orks fr. dinne >> th "toe ghnisht taow sg rrin y jimmonfall i" isa.n l. all th eeis wk. and motoowrrll, wire feropl drs .by '>> it m nodistanerng he omprgisinou y shometing i't can i'mli telngou y wne cao dhi ts ag.ain
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