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walked in. check it out, coming up. plus.. right now car thieves are on the prowl for an easy score. find out which parts of the valley they're hitting the hardest.. and how you could be setting yourself up as a target.. and not know it. bryan adlib and before we got to break.. another live look at the celebrations happening in chicago.
ask yourself: if joe heck was on your side, why did he threaten to shut down the government side with the wall street banks when he called nevada's foreclosure crisis a
"blip"? and why did joe heck put payday lenders and their shameful interest rates first when he took their money? nevada, it's time to put people before the corporate special interests. it's time to vote no on joe heck. senate majority pac is responsible
while two high school girls tr the teacher appears to be trying to guide the girls out the door.. but he never intervenes. the school district says teachers are not required to step in if they
don't feel it's safe.. and the two teenagers will be disciplined. they say the student who shot the video could also be in trouble. a convenience store clerk.... in massachusets.... thought a man in a mask with a gun was playing a halloween prank.... until he fired a shot.
on the surveillance tape. it didn't take long.... for police to find the suspects..... because the clerk.... actually recognized.... one of the men. a relatively new dining spot to the northwest part of the valley is nearly shut down by the health district.. and contact 13's darcy spears is the last person they want to talk to. that.. plus another really roachy restaurant means it's time for dirty dining. the upscale boca park shopping center on south rampart is making its first appearance on dirty dining thanks to one of hussong's cantina got a 40-demerit c grade, bringing it just one point short of shut down. /: 14 nats music as we walk in/ the upbeat music that ushers us in is quickly replaced by someone who wants us out. :25 i'm darcy spears from... you know who i am? person in charge: i do. i'm sorry, you can't, you can't, you can't... darcy: can we talk to the person in charge? do you guys not want to comment at all for the story? inspectors watched a
handling dirty dishes to clean ones without washing hands. two large containers of beans had to be thrown in the garbage after inspectors found they hadn't been properly cooled. fridge racks were dirty with food debris. and cooked chicken in the fridge was ten days old. :38 darcy: we want to make sure you have the opportunity to participate. sorry, can't have the camera. thank you. darcy: you don't want to say anything about the old chicken in the fridge? expired food? nothing at all? they can keep our camera out, but not the one health inspectors used to document chicken and salsa at food in the freezer was left open, uncovered and subject to contamination. cooked ham was stored with raw ground beef. and a container of packaged chicken was left on floor. they were also using a dry, dirty cloth to wipe down a cutting board. and the grease bin by the dumpsters was left open with lots of debris on the container--a quick and easy way to attract pests. /nat transition/ though there were no pests actually observed at hussong's, there were plenty
mountain near decatur was shut down for a cockroach infestation. roaches were inside the microwave, on food containers, walls, floors and shelves. this one even had its own spoon. the restaurant may as well have had a neon welcome sign for the bugs because inspectors found a cart with three bus tubs of dirty dishes, as well as dirty cutting boards, mixing bowls and prep tables--all left over from the previous night. there was food debris throughout the facility. and according to the health battling a roach infestation. but roaches aren't the only things that don't belong in island malaysian cuisine's kitchen. inspectors found an open bottle of transmission fluid, a fishing pole, a rock they were using on the wok. and a soccer ball sitting on a kitchen shelf. /nat/ the other imminent health hazard closure came at la costa--a mexican seafood restaurant on sierra vista near desert inn and swenson. it was shut down for having no hot water.
an unsafe temperature and brown build-up in the ice machine chute. darcy tag: all the restaurants in this dirty dining tri-fecta are now back to a grades. darcy spears, 13 action news. car thefts have shot up.... across the country... especially in las vegas and henderson!!! and... authorities say... it's because..... drivers are leaving their keys or key fob... inside their car! last year alone... there were over..... -7- thousand car thefts.... in the valley.... involvi inside. and... authorities say.... that number may be even higher.... because most people... don't like to admit it. a storm system is pushing through the area and will affect the region for several days. expect breezy winds tomorrow with highs in the mid 70s as the system pushes southeast of the area. the area will warm up by a few push to the west,but stay to our south, which will send clouds and moisture in our direction. as a result, we will have slight chances for rain thursday night and friday.
highs in the mid and upper 70s, with partly cloudy skies. by saturday, the system will finally start to move on and will push northeast and out of the area. this will allow for a little warming on saturday, with highs around 80. on sunday, a different system moving in from the pacific northwest will pick up the winds and will bring a cool-down for the start to the workweek. expect highs in the upper 70s sunday, then mid 70s on monday and tuesday. a man is behind bars accused in the ambush murders of two
as they sat in their patrol cars. tonight... hear why he was in court.... just hours before.... the cold-blooded attack. sot - sgt. paul parizek, des moines police dept. "these officers were i'm catherine cortez masto and i approve this message. as a doctor, i see how decisions in washington impact my patients here in nevada. so
even though i'm a republican, i won't be voting for joe heck. joe heck's voted ten times to defund planned parenthood, which thousands of women depend on for cancer screenings.
whoever the coward is who shot them while they sat in their cars. [officer crying] a suspect is in custody tonight.. accused of killing two
police officers in cod des moines, iowa. both officers were ambushed about 20- minutes apart just after 1am. police say scott greene surrendered about 8-hours later.. after authorities launched a statewide manhunt. investigators still don't have a motive in the police shootings.. but they say greene was in court several hours earlier for abusing his mother. new details tonight.... about the final moments of m-h 370... a new report..... from the australian
indicates... no one was in control of the enormous aircraft.... as it spiraled downwards.... plunging -25- thousand feet... per minute. experts say... it raises..... the question of whether the pilots were even alive. the whereabouts of the plane.... still remains... a mystery. a -7- year-old boy is tortured and killed.... by a man living in his home... tonight... we hear from the victim's grandmother who says... she was on his way to save for overnight news along with weather and traffic updates.. be sure to tune-in to good starting at 4:30am. court the man accused of torturing
grandmother who says... she didn't know.... anything about the abuse.. but... was planning to save the child. vera dawson, victim's grandmother "it's too hard. i was coming to get him to raise him in louisiana." butt with "the day he supposed to be coming to me is the day i find out he gets killed. why?!" kenneth robinson is due back in court... next month. ammon and ryan bundy are back in the valley to stand trial
they're still facing charges stemming from a 2014 standoff with federal agents near their father's bunkerville ranch. the trial is expected to begin early next year. the bundys and 5 others were aquitted last week of charges stemming from a standoff at a national wildlife refuge in
oregon. ----we'll be right back
with all of the shenanigans danny tarkanian's pulled in nevada -- helping set up fake charities used to scam nevada seniors, losing
$17 million in a failed development scheme, then sticking taxpayers with the bill -- imagine the shenanigans tarkanian would pull in washington. it's why we can't afford tarkanian in congress, ever.
take a look at this incredibly close call in australia. some surfers were waiting to catch their next wave when they were joined by a big shark. a few of them noticed the creature... but... others were completely unaware. at one point... a surfer... actually catches a wave and surfs.... right over the shark. no one.... was ever hurt that does it.... for this edition of 13 action
>> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really. thank you for coming. wow, glad you're in a good mood. because what you are about to witness, the spectacle you about to behold, is our most special special effects show of the whole year. tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. i will be in two of those cities. i know, it's amazing, thank you. let's begin by going live to the cma theater at the country music hall of fame in nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! are you ready to see magic
okay, let's do it. right now i'm on the screens but we're going to fire up the hologram machine. fire it up and beam me in, captain. here i am! [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why you guys are excited. hi, everyone. i'm casper the friendly host. you know, this is the third year in a row we've done this. i still have absolutely no idea how it works. by the way, those of you in nashville, feel free to post an instagram of my hologram because i don't think that's ever been done. go ahead and snap away. hey, do you guys want to see a puppet show? [ cheers and applause ] hold on, i'll be right back. let me grab my puppet. all right. why, look at this!
my little friend guillermo. look at that. guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville. >> guillermo: howdy, nashville! >> jimmy: how are you doing tonight, guillermo? >> guillermo: jimmy, i will be happy if you don't put your hand up my butt. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: can iet water? watch this. all right, here we go. ghnch >> guillermo: i want some water too, can i have some water? can i get water? please, water? water! >> jimmy: isn't that incredible? >> guillermo: hello, water! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can talk while he's doing it. while he's drinking water, i can also talk. is that enough water? okay. all right.
back to your post. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] i want to try something in nashville in the theater. i need a volunteer from the audience for this. okay, do we have somebody lined up? all right, i'm fairly sure this has never been done before. this is a television first. oh, okay. wait, hold on. oh. hi, what's your name? >> jessica liner. >> jimmy: hi, jess character i'm jimmy, how you doing? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: see, this is when we appreciate our local weather men. because they have this all figured out. jessica, let me have that right, this is a graham cracker. you've seen these, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. i am going to feed this graham cracker to you. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right? there you go. eat that. yes, yes, yes. enjoy. is it good? >> mmm-mmm! >> jimmy: tasty, all right.
world's first-ever hologram-cracker. [ cheers and applause ] get it. >> guillermo: i get it, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. all right, thank you, jessica. you know, this show's been on almost 14 years, we're still breaking new ground, it is incredible. of course the main reason i'm with you via hologram tonight is because you live in a swing state. and i need your vote to make the united states. [ cheers and applause ] may i have my podium? where is my podium? thank you. dear fellow nashvilleagers, is it? it is an honor to be in nashville with you tonight. i love so many things about nashville. i love nashville's popular
fruit tea, and meat and three, whatever the hell that is, i love it all. i love your unfortunately named hockey team the predators. i love bush whackers, shownies, maxwell house coffee, and the fact that nashville has the largest population of kurdish people in the united states. and did i just read all of this stuff off of wikipedia this afternoon? yes, i did. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yes, i did, but i memorized it. can doubt count on your vote. i am the best possible voice to be vice president of the united states. but don't just take it from me, take it from a real-life cowboy! >> guillermo: i am a cowboy! and i endorse this man! >> jimmy: all right, thank you. i might never let you out of that little outfit, i swear to god. >> guillermo: i like it. >> jimmy: i like it a lot. in another swing state, from cleveland tonight, game seven of
long-suffering indians and the even longer-suffering chicago cubs. what a year for the city of cleveland. they host the world series, won an nba title, got to see chachi speak at the republican national convention. incredible. we don't know the outcome of the game but we will by the time you're watching this at home. so just to cover my bases i'd like to say either congratulations or i'm sorry to the cubs or indians on their big victory or devastating loss, whichever that may be. [ cheers and applause ] this is going to be the highest-rated baseball game in many, many years. people all over are very interested to see the cubs go from being a team that hasn't won a world series in 108 years to being a team that won one time in 1 108 years. which sounds worse but fans in chicago have been on an emotional roller coaster, especially ryan slagle. he was on the local news watching his cubs beat the dodgers to advance to the world
he's known as crying ryan to everyone he knows. we tracked ryan down, sent him to game five. game seven is in cleveland. right now ryan is in wrigleyville where they're going crazy, sluggers sports bar, ryan how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] ryan, first of all, what's the score? is there any score yet in the game? >> we're ready to go team's fired up, we're ready to go tonight. >> jimmy: what i want to know is are your friends still making fun of the crying? >> i was a halloween costume so that was good. i have a new dance called the hyperventilate, so that's a real hit. they're currently doing research on a new sports anxiety medication testing right now. >> jimmy: maybe the people at zoloft could get you an
tonight if the cubs win or lose? >> well, win. because we are going to win. we're already up. >> jimmy: okay, all right. will you be going to work tomorrow? >> i have no idea, really depends how tonight goes. >> jimmy: you may have to call in drunk, all right. [ laughter ] >> love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: good luck to you guys, sluggers in wrigleyville, i know it's crazy there. >> it's crazy. thanks, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that looks like fun. earlier tonight on the cmas, we honored country music's brightest stars with trophies. later on we'll punch those very same stars with an all-country music edition of "mean tweets." first we have a cautionary tale for you. for lovers of both music and affordable furniture, i came across a story recently online about a man from norway.
rstad. he bought a shower stool from ikea. once he got home and sat on it something unpleasant happened. when he sat down, a key part of his body became stuck in one of the holes. i know. it's a hard story to hear. rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named justin moore who was kind enough to give voice to this terrible tale of a norwegian nut with a very sad sac. >> this here's a sto tough buy with a big problem. ? ? down in norway town there lived a lad ? ? he went by the name klaus jorstad ? ? took an ikea chair into the shower sat on it about an hour ? ? see the holes and all the love klaus left all that permanent stuff ?
and shout ? ? sha little bitty sucker wouldn't pop out ? ? oh devil stool you are just so cruel ? ? give me back my family jewel you devil stool ? ? klaus said to himself so mad he could spit, i'm in a different kind of ikea ball pit ? ? this school's name should have clued me in testing for pinching and grabbing and that ? ? after at ikea come up with such a cruel cruel idea ? ? you'd have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nut-sized hole ? tried every tr knew lathered himself tried wd-40 cocoa butter ? ? hoe couldn't pull that nutter right out ? ? suddenly the heat ran out and icy water poured out of the
shrunk and the devil stool freed up his junk ? ? oh devil stool you played me for a fool ? ? but you ain't laving now you devil stool ? ? oh devil stool i'm free from you ? ? damn you straight to hell you devil stool ? >> brought to you meatballs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i have three ridiculous questions for willie nelson, miranda lambert, florida georgia line, dolly parton, chris stapleton and more in an all-country edition of "mean tweets" so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ?
by day, prep-cook by night. also, his name is sous. no. sloppy joseph. a middle-aged man who's trying to get his life together, but he can't - he's to sloppy. huhhh - no! here you go. i got this. i get cash back so it's like everything's on sale. with the blue cash everyday card from american express you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. everything's on sale! a home shopping show takes place on a sailboat. that's the one! banana boat dessert on me. look at you being all lactose tolerant. it's more than cash back. it's backed by the service and security of american express. my mother passed 2003, care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. (phone ringing) answering machine: hi, leave a message after the beep. (beep) hey mom, this is larry. i just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. love you. (beep)
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>> jimmy: willie, this is
your book, "pretty paper." in this book. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: but not these. my first question for you, if you were going to die fighting an animal, what animal would you want it to be? >> a rabbit. >> jimmy: a rabbit? why a rabbit? >> i think i can last longer. >> jimmy: but they kill slowly. >> they do. >> jimmy: imagine being killed by a rabbit. >> yeah, that's not good. >> jimmy: what do you think of the name kenneth for a baby?
>> well, i don't think so. not for -- no, i wouldn't want a human named that, no. would you? >> jimmy: i don't know, kenneth -- >> you'd want to be swinging a kenneth around all day? no, no. >> jimmy: have you ever used an emoji? >> last night. >> jimmy: you did? >> i think i did. what's it do to you? >> jimmy: i'm guessing the answer is no. well, two emojis. >> crown royal. the answer to all life's ridiculous questions. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. jessica chastain and music from hunter hayes is on the way. hello to those of you joining us in nashville, tennessee, which as you know was home tonight to the 50th annual cma awards. country music is very important. after this election it might be
50 years, celebrating 50 years of cmas. dolly parton received the willie nelson lifetime achievement award which is literally the highest honor you can display on a shelf alongside a bong. [ laughter ] dolly got that, then a special performance tonight from beyonce on the country music awards. which is exciting. and i'll say another thing. between "lemonade," the world series, "the walking dead," it has been an amazing baseball bats. bow beyonce dead her song "if you like it you should put a ring of fire on it" or something like that. country music fans are some of the most appreciative and enthusiastic fans of all forms of music. i see it when we have artists on the show. the fans, they're excited, upbeat, they don't steal music, they buy it, a solid group. just like any group of fans there are rotten apples. tonight we invited some of country's biggest stars to read some of the nasty things those
graciously accepted that offer. it's time for our second all-country music edition of "mean tweets." >> just because you have a beard, a ponytail, and a cowboy hat doesn't mean you can sing. you know how i know? trace adkins. just concerning. >> bonnie raitt looks like the aunt who would have a few too many at your mom's birthday party and tr >> randy houser, more like ballooner who's-er. [ bleep ] sucks big dong. huge dong even. that's funny. >> cassadee pope would be 6,000% hotter without that [ bleep ] tattoo. you mean this one? >> that swaggy [ bleep ] 300 says, if you're going crazy over dan and shay, you might as well take your [ bleep ] and shove it up your own ass.
>> i'd love to see that. >> wow. >> hey, eat [ bleep ]. i will not listen to your [ bleep ] play list on spotify. >> jane that kramer tries to hard with her texas accent, lol, girl stop. you ain't fooling anyone. i'm sorry, y'all. >> gregor smith is not cute. [ bleep ]. >> in case of a national emergency, all air traffic will be redirected to miranda lambert's forehead. >> the guy from florida georgia line were engineered in a douche factory. right down the road from here, actually. >> i went to jake owen last year and was miserable as [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] super lame. i'm really sorry, @cocaine. >> why does the blond in little big town have hair like a "zoolander" villain? oh, man. >> for some reason my mom has
always drunk. i don't know, maybe he is. i like your mom. >> seems like the kind of guy that would drink bacardi breezers from a water bottle then lie about what it was. okay, maybe. >> looks like jennifer lawren lawrence's less-attractive sister. >> you're getting pretty crusty, pal. >> it's not a hooker it's a dolly parton concert. i guess i should feel hurt. but i don't. because i pattern my look after a hooker. >> i think it's safe to say stapleton has an insane pubic hair situation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. tonight we have a hologram named hunter hayes from nashville, my cousin sal versus
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i'm catherine cortez masto and i approve this message. as a doctor, i see how decisions in washington impact
my patients here in nevada. so even though i'm a republican, i won't be voting for joe heck. joe heck's voted ten times defund planned parenthood, which thousands of women depend on for cancer screenings. and heck opposes a woman's right to choose even when her health is at risk. for me and my patients,
the clowns are getting scarier all the time. sl sluggers bar in wrigleyville. welcome back to our post-cma palooza, coming to you live from both hollywood and the cma theater in nashville, tennessee. tonight with this single "yesterday's song" a very special performance by hunter hayes from the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, hunter hayes will be playing with himself. a song. hunter will be playing drums, bass, guitar, keyboard, and singing with the help of four hologram hunter hayeses who are all standing by in his dressing room now. hi, hunters. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: you ready for the show? >> hayes yeah. >> that's a joke we always say. >> jimmy: i can see why you love that one, hilarious. which of you is the real hunter? >> he is! >> he is! >> he is! >>. >> jimmy: all right, that's good. they're having fun. don't do anything weird to each other. we'll see you later.
>> see ya! >> jimmy: thanks to hologram usa for making all this hologram magic possible. tomorrow jamie dornan, khloe kardashian, nashville's own kings of leon and we have a special bonus edition of our halloween candy youtube challenge so many parents sent so many great videos in late, we had no choice but to go another round so more sugar-fueled tantrums tomorrow night. our first guest is a golden globe-winning actress who helped take down movie bin laden her new movie "miss sloane" comes out in select cities november 5th and opens wide december 9th. please say hello to jessica chastain! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. how's it going? >> everything's great. i'm a little creepy guillermo dance.
>> guillermo: hi. >> jimmy: it's a good thing you didn't wear green tonight or you too could have been a part of it. yeah, isn't he cute, though? it is something like -- i'm not sure if it's adorable or -- >> it's not adorable. >> jimmy: it's not adorable? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't like little guillermo? >> it's the hands. the fingers don't move and there's not even five fingers are there? >> jimmy: that's true. >> it's just like weird. >> jimmy: you have such attention to detail. >> imagine those things you, it would be like this. >> jimmy: i don't have to imagine, we had a very intimate rehearsal today. [ laughter ] by the way, say hello to nashville, we have an audience watching us in nashville right now. >> hi, nashville. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you ever been to nashville? >> i have. i was in memphis which i love -- >> jimmy: that's a different place. >> no, i was in tennessee, i was in memphis, never been to nashville. >> jimmy: nashville's a lot of -- you're going to -- is it
tammy wynette in a movie coming up? [ cheers and applause ] >> i am. >> jimmy: you're going to have to go there. >> yeah. yeah, i'm playing tammy wynette in a movie with josh brolin playing george jones. >> jimmy: oh, he'll be great. that will be good. by the way, that is -- i think when you play a country music star your chance of getting nominated for an oscar multiplies by 140%. >> you think? i'm sure it's the sparkles, right? it's the sequins and the wigs. >> jimmy: the wigs are great. you show another side of yourself as a performer. i think that's a very strong move. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they have an interesting story. well, as i'm sure you know. >> yeah, really interesting story. i read georgette jones' book about growing up with her parents and it's fascinating. it was really rocky, their relationship. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they're like the sid and nancy of the country music world. and they sang together for her whole life. >> jimmy: then they sang apart
>> jimmy: are you a baseball fact that? are you aware of of what's going on with the cubs and indians? >> someone told me backstage that the world series is happening? >> jimmy: it is. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so the answer to that question is no. >> i'm glad -- i did play little league when i was a little kid. >> jimmy: what position? >> shortstop. >> jimmy: well, you must have been -- that's usually the best player plays shortstop. >> i always wanted to play -- i was definitely not the best player. i wanted to play shortstop and my dad coached the team. >> jimmy: ah, that you played shortstop. >> yeah. but then i was terrible at baseball. so i would always get demoted to the outfield. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and they just kind of doing whatever while the ball would land and people would say, run, run! >> jimmy: even the terminology you're using explains -- [ laughter ] >> am i saying something wrong? >> jimmy: the ball doesn't land. it doesn't have a pilot. >> it went down, it bounced.
>> jimmy: let's see your batting stance. give us a little bit of it. [ cheers and applause ] >> like this. >> jimmy: pretty good. that's pretty good. yeah, you keep your elbow up. >> follow the thumb. >> jimmy: all right, yeah, all right. that was pretty good. not bad at all. >> all right. so i would hit the ball and i would just try to get home as fast as i can. so even if the ball went straight to the pitcher i would just run all the way around the bases. >> jimmy: you would not stop? >> no. i wouldn't stop. all the parents in the stands would be screaming, stop on first, stop, stop, stop! i'm like, i got this! >> jimmy: you were an aggressive player. kind of a pete rose type really. >> no idea who that is. >> jimmy: really? no idea? >> pete rose? [ cheers and applause ] >> the last time you were here, you brought this fruit. i forget what it was called. >> durien. how could you forget? the king of truth. >> jimmy: the king of fruit.
it's like an asian delicacy, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that we were instructed to wear gloves before touching it because the smell, until you die, the smell will not come off your hands. >> i normally eat it without gloves but i wanted to protect your delicacy, your sensitivity. >> jimmy: right, yeah. i am a delicate little flower, yeah. >> a delicate little flower. you didn't seem to like it that day. >> jimmy: it smelled like vomit to start. the reason i mention it is because it became a big deal online. seems like mostly in other countries, people were very excited that we ate their fruit. >> yes. they're very proud of this fruit. it's a delicious -- i'm sorry, jimmy, it's a delicious fruit. >> jimmy: do you have it still regularly? >> i have it in the dressing room. >> jimmy: you did not. >> no, every time i can get ahold of it i eat it, it's delicious. >> jimmy: you described it as it smelled like a corpse, right? >> yeah. well, it smells like -- it's like -- the taste is like an
custard -- >> jimmy: the taste was better than the smell for sure. >> really. >> jimmy: you're a vegan so you don't eat -- when did this happen to you? >> there's one vegan in the audience. >> jimmy: there are a lot of vegans in the the audience. they're too weak to clap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how did it happen that you became a vegan? >> you know, i just was tired. someone said, try to eat healthy. >> jimmy: this was as an adult? it wasn't like you were a kid? >> no, ten years i've been vegan. >> jimmy: you don't miss it? do you miss meats at all? >> no, not at all. sometimes if i see like a dom domino's pizza, oh, i would love a piece. but there's delicious vegan pizza. >> jimmy: what about at thanksgiving when the turkey comes out? do you feel like, oh, i wish i could have some of that? >> never. >> jimmy: never? >> never, no. because i have delicious other
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