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welcome. [ cheers and applause ] that's what you want. that's what we're talking about right there. welcomto "the tonight showow everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's what we get. you get that. the best crowd in the world. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. what a show tonight. we have khloe kardashian on the show tonight. [ cheers ] we also have danny devito on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] which explains this episode's titie, "looking up at the kardashians." "it's very nice to meet you." [ laughter ] guys, welcome. of course, let's get to the news here. the big story is that president obama gave his final state of the union address last night. yeah. he started by saying he would give a shorter speech, and maybe it's just me, but that seemed to get thmost applause of the night. check ititut. >> for this final one, i'm'm going to try to make it a a little shorter.
>> jimmy: even michelle -- even, michelle, yeah, she loves it, yeah. obama said he would give a a shorter speech, and then wound up speaking for 59%minutes. [ laughter ] not surprising, obama saying he's going to keep it short is like donald trump saying, "enough about me." [ laughter ] [ cheers andpplause ] "four r llion. i'm a human powerball." [ laughter ] during his speech, president lbama criticized compans for not being loyal enough to their employees. yeah, employees would agree, but they were busy buying powerball ticks so they could quit their job. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "i'm not that loyal. bye!" >> steve: bye! >> jimmy: bye, steve! "i'm going to be on an island, dude, that i own." yeah. [ laughter ] did you see this? at one point, while obama was talking about the economy, joe biden leaned over to house speaker r ul ryan and whispered something that they both laughed about. biden said it was a private
whryan said, "he jus whwhwould you do that? it's the state of the union. one. you don't have to do that. that's right, it was obama's seventntand final state of t t union address, and because it was the last one, they decided to end it in a special way, which kind of surprised me. take a look at this. >> the state of our union is strong. don't don't don't don't don't you forget about me will you stand abobo me look my way never love me rain keeps falling rain keeps falling down [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the bachelorette." the new "bachelorette." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the latest on the election. new polls found that bernie sanders is now ahead of hillary clinton among democrats in both iowa and new hampshire.
national polls is dwindling.d i don't want to say hillary is upset, but this morning she was spotted shouting into a a volcano, "you said we had a a deal!" [ laughter and applause ] that's right. bernie is really picking up some momentum. in fact, yesterday, he received an endorsement from the progressive website, moveon.org. as o`posed to jeb bush who was endorsed by the website, noseriououymoveon.org. [ laughter and applause ] no seriously, totally different website. check this out, i read that the shirt that el chapo wore in his recent photo with sean penn apparently is flying off the shelves at the store that makes it in los angeles. take a look at this shirt. yeah. [ laughter ] came a hairdresser. [ laughter ] doesn't it look like that? [ applause ] "it's-a me!" >> steve: "it's-a me! el chapo!" >> jimmy: "i'll just take a a little off the top." [ laughter ] can we see that picture one
look at this. [ laughter ] is it me, or does el chapo look like a guy who lives in hollywood and sean penn looks like a dude who's on the run? [ laughter and applause ] got the beard. well, this is great. an 88-year-old grandmother tried out virtual reality for the first time. and she was pretty impressed. check this out. >> down, left, right. >> oh, my goodness. oh! oh! [ laughter ] ah! ah! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: then she took off the goggles and went, "it's all right." [ laughter ] she was going crazy. i guess it was set up to make her feel like she was in a car going 25 miles per hour. "ahh! ohh!" we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun, fun show tonight. he's such a great actor, director, producer, one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. from "it's always sunny in philadelphia," danny devito is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's's legend! one of my all-time faves. he's so -- he's the most fun human being. danny and i are going to play charades with some surprise guests later in the show. [ cheers ] also, joining us tonight, she's a reality tv star, best-selling author and now a talk show host. khloe kardashian is dropping by tonighgh [ cheers and applause ] and making his first appearance on our show, we have music from ththone and only colin h h, ladies and gentlemen.
"next year people." i'm in a great mood tonight. because well, last night was the state of the union address. and as i watched it, one thing i noticed is that president obama has a very pressive face, you k kw? it's true. especially if you look at photos of him. you know, it's like he has thousands of different facial expressions, one for every occasion. now, you all know the classics like this one from the state of ththunion. is is called "the determined, yet hopeful." [ laughter ] but there's a lot more than that you just don't see as often, which means it's time for another edition of "obama expressions." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this first lesser-known expression is from a recent town hall event. ke a look. this is called the "you know how i do." [ laughter and applause ] take a look at this next obama expression. this is from a recent white house meeting.
[ laughter and applause ] "i got you. you blinked." here's another lesser-known obama expression. [ laughter ] this is from t last month's cecesummit. this is the "psst, check it out, human grumpy cat." >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] that's very expressisi. >> jimmy: these are fantastic. you don't see them as much. >> steve: you don't see that every day. >> jimmy: no, take a look at the next one. this is from a recent meeting with the handsome new canadian prime minister, justin truruau. this is the "i must paint you." [ laughter and applause ] u don't see that. >> steve: you don't see that. >> jimmy: the next expression is a little less common. check out this one. this is the "why are these cheesecake factory menus so damn big?" [ laughter and applause ] "too many appetizers." >> steve: "33 pages of appetizers!" >> jimmy: check out this next expression. you can tell what this one means. this is the "so, how was your tinder date?" [ laughter and applause ] "spill the deets."
this is obama waiting to speak before a recent climate change summit. this is the "damn, adele, sometimes you're just too al." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: she got him. >> jimmy: she got him good. next expression is an interesting one. this is -- you don't see it often. this is the "when bae don't text back right away." [ laughter and applause ] that's when bae -- yeah. [ light laughter ] here's another one.. this is prprident obama from a a recent press briefing. this is the "you ever think about what's in a hotdog?" [ laughter and applause ] "you ever think ababt it? lots of things in there you don't want to eat. don't want to eat." >> steve: "you don't want to know." >> jimmy: "don't want to know what's in a hotdog. there you are at the ball game, you're eating your hot dog. you're on your -- you're on your fourth hotdog. enjoy it." [ laughter ] check out this next expression. it's obama drinking a coffee. th]s is the "damn barista spelled my name bjork o'bubba.""
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, right there. that's what i'm talking about! danny devito. >> now we're talking baby. >> jimmy: great to see you, buddy. >> great to see you, jimmy baby. >> jimmy: looking great as always, pal. >> thank you babe, thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back to new york. this is your city. >> i love this city. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> i love it hot, i love it cold. >> jimmy: you u . >> i iove it any way. i love it sweaty. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love it any way, baby. any way. >> jimmy: last week it was hot now it's cold. >> oh man, it was hot. >> jimmy: it's'sun, right? >> oh my god, yeah, you go what? 65, 75. jimmy: january. wha >> jimmy: exactly. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: that's not like a a wint in new york. >> where's the snow? >> jimmy: where's the snow?
where's the snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's a good one. >> he's great. >> jimmy: we d d -- no. >> yeah, you are. >> jimmy: you used to live here. you know how to brave the winter here in new york. >> oh, yeah. i lived. i used to sleigh ride here. [ light laughter ] sleigh ride. >> jimmy: in the c cy? >> you never hear of a sleigh riding? >> jimmy: yeah. >> sleigh riding. >> jimmy: in new york city? >> yeah, like, i lived on 89th street between west end and riverside. years ago, like 1960 something. it snowed then. >> jimim: yeah, back then. >> there was a hill. that was by -- right off, you know, in riverside park. >> jimmy: oh sure, sure. >> oh, man. ititas a steep hill. and you had to take your life in your own hands doing that hill. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> oh yeah, man. we'd get on that thing and go down. like, you would either hit rocks. [ lauguger ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and if you missed the rocks, you would hit the west side highway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at's when sleigh riding was sleigh riding [ bleep ].
absolutely. >> that was bad, man. that was really bad, yeah. >> jimmy: is that when you were room mates with -- >> mikey d. >> jimmy: michael douglas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how fun is that? i i ve that guy. >> pervert. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no, that's not true. >> he's not, he's not. >> jimmy: that is not true. >> he's a sick man. [ laughter ] god bless him. i love him. >> jimmy: oh man. >> he's my dear friend. mymyear friend. >> jimmy: did you ever think you would leave the city and move out to los angeles? >> well, you know, i was doing a lot of off-broadway work and everything, and then i wanted to do movies. so i w wt to -- i read in the new yorker, i read "in cold blood." you know, the truman capote thing? >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> right? so, i readt and thought i was going to go out to california and play the part of perry edward smith. >> jimmy: sure. >> so, i went out to california. >> jimmy: were you a known actor? >> no. [ light laughter ] i was not, i couldn't get arrested. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i said, you don't know how it works. >> no, i mean, i was, likekeyou know, i went to california. i said, i wanna go meet richard brooks. and i took a bus. >> jimmy: who is richard brooks? >> richard brooks was the director of that movie. >> jimmy: oh.
sosoi wanted to meet him. i didn't know where to go. i just got off the plane and got on a bus and said downtown l.a. i went there, it was dead, man. [ laughter ] there was nothing there. no lights. >> jimmy: nothing. like different than new york. >> darker than a well digger's ass. [ light laughter ] it was really. >> jimmy: that's right. >> put tt down. >> jimmy: that's what i always say. >> write that down. it w w darker than a well l gger -- [ light laughter ] anyway, that was cool. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah. but you didn't get the part. >> jimmy: , okay. it was really cool. >> jimmy: but then you, i mean, what did you do, "cuckoo's nest?" >> no, "cuckoo's nest," yeah, that was later. yeah, "cuckoo's nest" was later, in 1974. so i came back here. i did some plala. thenen did "cuckoo's nest" with -- you know, mikey produced that. >> jimmy: how fun was that, though? >> and that was a ball. >> jimmy: got to work with jack nicholson. come on. >> aww -- the best. >> jimmy: he's a blast, right. >> the best, man. the best. we've done a couple movies together, jack and i. we did a movie called "going south" that he directed. i did "hoffa" with him. >> jimmy: what was "going
>> "going south" was a western. i played -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: perfect casting. >> oh, it was perfect casting. >> jimmy: you and clint eastwood, i feel like you're the same dude. >> yeah, we're the same thing. you couldn't tell us apart. i went -- [ light laughter ] i had a costume fitting at his office at paramount. paramount pictures, in hollywood, had a great costume department. western costumes wasasn one side of the lot, and his office was on the gower side. and when i looked at my costume, i picked out this like, really weird-ass costume. i had an old, you know, like kind of mexican, you know, like a little thing. and i had a big t, like it looked like a mushroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was like, rerely cool. you know? >> jimmy: i got a picture of you from this film. this is a pretty good look. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's it right there, that's -- [ laughter and applause ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: not bad. that's pretty cool, actually. i love that. that's a good look. >> how'd you do that? >> jimmy: i know. >> that's deep, man.
>> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> can you sign it for me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> tracy walter. tracy's in there. yeah, tracy's in there. say, you look like a mushroom. [ light laughter ] i got to tell you what to write? [ bleep ] damn. >> jimmy: there you go. that's perfect. i signed it, yeah. george clooney. that's a lot better. yeah. much better. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: congrats on the show. now, "it's always sunny in philadelphia." >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are we on, the 11th season? [ cheers and applause ] it is a major hit. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations. you're fantastic in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is charlie day doing? >> oh, charlie's t t best, man. >> jimmy: love the whole cast. >> charlie and rob, and glenn, and kaitlin everybody is like, just family. >> jimmy: and you won a a people's cice award this year. >> we did. you did too! >> jimmy: congratulalaons. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] well deserved. >> it's really, really funny because, you know, 11 years. we never get anything. we don't win any awards.
the bar. and it's like, you know, w wwon a people's choice award. you know how i found out about it? the next day. rob mcelhenney tweeted about it. he said, we won a people's choice award.. nobody invited us. nobody told us. [ laughter and applause ] and i said, they're trying to keep us off that stage. >> jimmy: you could have been asked to be in, it would have been fun. did you go? >> jimmy: no, i didndn go eithth. >> no. >> jimmy: i didn't know, either. they let me know. >> but johnny depp went. [ light laughter ] i could have metohnny depp. >> jimmy: yeah, me, too. i'd love to meet him. let's haveve race who can meet him first. >> okay, what time is it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. >> oh, you mean, not right now? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, not right now. >> what are weonna do? we're going to play games, but we're not going to meet johnny depp. >> jimmy: i'm going to play a a game if you don't mind playing a game. >> no, i want to play the game. >> jimmy: every time you come on, you're always game. and you always do something fun anancrazy. >eah. >> jimmy: tonight, i want to play charades. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: this is a good one. >> let's play charades.
i should show a clip. >> you show -- oh, you show a a clip of the show? >> jimmy: i should show a clip of "it's always sunny." >> oh, ok. show a clip from the show. >> jimmy: cause you're always doing something crazy, by the way. they always make you do something nuts. >> this is like, uh h >> jimmy: in this one you, i'll tell you what it is. >> yeah, we'll look at it. we'll look at it. we can you see it. >> jimmy: it's very, very funny. here's danny devito philadelphia." w >> o o[ bleep ] man, are you okay? >> and who >> what? >> uh-oh. he's finally lost it. should we toss him in a home? >> yeah. >> i'll get the car. >> no, no, no, guys, guys. frank fell out my window. we had our like, fire e cape taken off.f. and dude, you must have hit your head real hard. >> look, you seem like a really nice kid. but my head is fine. >> oh [ bleep ]! >> oh, my d! that's horrific. >> oh, i see skull! >> okay,y,rank. what day is it? >> wednesday. >> wrong. it's tuesday. >> is it? actually, no, it's wednesday. he's right. >> did i lose a day? >> yeah. cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you want to play charades? >> y yh. >> jimmy: let's do it. danny devito and i are playing charades when we get back. stick around everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with my pal danny devito. [ cheers and applause ] my man. "always sunny in philadelphia." >> danny: oh yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game of charades, but first, we're going to need partners. joining danny's team, she's a a reality tv star, best-selling author, host of the new talk show called "kocktails with khloe," give it up for khloe kardashian! [ cheers and applause ] >> double kiss >> > mmy: double kiss, the way to go. joining ky team, he stars on the e t amc series "the wawaing dead." you can also see him in the new movie "triple 9" which is in theaters february 26th. put your hands together for norman reedus! [ cheers a a applause ] >> my pleasure. >> jimim: khloe, you want to
>> ooh, yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: all right, now, we know how to play charades. each player gets a turn giving silent clulu to their teammate.. we got 45 seconds on the clock. we're going to do four rounds worth one point each. fifth round is a charades showdown. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. each team gets the same clue to give at the same time. whoeoer guesses it first g gs two points and wins the game, and you get a t-shirt. >> danny: nice. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: danny, why don't you start us off? >> danny: all right, here we go. >> jimim: you can grab any number. >> danny: grab any number i want? >> jimmy: the audience want to help out? >> danny: whicnumber should i grab? [ audience shouting ] okay. >> oh, double look. >> jimmy: double kiss, you got the double look. here we go. >> song. [ laughter ] dancing. daing. skipping. breaking. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: i think i know what this is. >> danny: yeah. >> shut up. you're not on my team. [ laughter ] dancing. cha-cha. salsa. whatats this? [ light laughter ] tambourine. >> jimmy: hmm -- >> ah! i don't know what the hell that means! [ laughter and applause ] ohohmy gosh. >> jimmy: what's it look like? >> dancing. >> jimmy: you go to a game, you might see -- >> jumping jacks, cheerleading. [ cheers and applause ] cheerleader? >> jimmy: what in the what? you made her work for that one, man. >> listen -- >> jimmy: he made hework for that one. >> we have 45 5 conds for a a rereon, buddy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. congrats. norman, you're up, buddy. you want me to go first? >> you go first. >> jimmy: here we go. that was good. come on. danny dedeto. what number? [ audience shouting ]
>> jimmy: okay. okay. okay, ready? here we go. >> song. two words. [ light lauger ] dancing. [ laughter ] line dancing. >> urban. >> no. first word. [ light laught ] shocking? shock. [ light laughter ] electric -- slide. >> jimmy: yes! you can feel it. it's electric. i know how to do it. i needed some music. i'm sorry. thank you, buddy. >> wow. >> jimmy: okay, khloe. [ cheers and applause ]
playing charades, , t me just say. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> danny: okay. [ light laughter ] >> you're on my team, first of all. you're on my team. >> danny: all right. >> i'm going to do lucky number seven. >> jimmy: here we go. [ light laughter ] >> oh, geez. okay. [ light laughter ] i said that with confidence. >> danny: yes, she did. tv. okay. >> jimmy: that's not just a a game. it canan be happy that -- >> danny: one word. one word. seinfeld? [ laughter ] [ cheers and a`plause ] jimmy: i know. >> how do you know? >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] i think a lot of people know. yeah. do it again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] okay. oh, i know what this is. >> danny: okay, sexy. [ laughter ] okay. go ahead. >> oh. part of --
whatever that means. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: baywatch. pamela anderson running slow motion. >> i was trying to run with big boobs, slow motion. >> jimmy: : at was great. >> danny: baywatch. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: norman, go. that's good. here we go. here we go. [ audience s suting ] here we go. i'm ready. here we go. >> okay. wow. >> jimmy: we can do it, buddy. it's a movie. yup. love movies. two words, yep. the titanic. [ light laughter ] second word. me. man. om, man. oh, something men. sounds like a denznz washington movie. always inside man or something. first word.
ant-man! >> yes. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ant-man. all right, now, this is the crazy round. all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is when me and you give clues to our partners. >> okay. >> jimmy: whoever gets this wins everything. >> okay. >> jimmy: it's worth 1,000 points. >> h hy [ bleep ]. [ light laughtht ] >> jimmy: we have never done this on the show before. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: this is very rare when we do this. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, which number? [ audience screaming ] number t t. there you go. okay. [ light laughter ] you know? [ light laughter ] ready for this? okay, ready? all right. >> song? >> jimmy: : ah. [ light laughter ] >> digging. >> shovel. >> gold. digging for gold.
>> digging for diamonds. >> gold-digger. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's your brother-in-law! it's your brother-in-l-l's songng >> i don't work well under pressure! >> jimmy: my thanks to danny devito, khloe kardashian. the champs, you won! [ cheers and applause ] >> danny: 'bout timeme >> jimmy: norman reedus right there, ladies and gentlemen. you guys won, you're the champs. more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheersrsnd applause ] check this out, bro. what's that, broroim? i switched to geico d got more. more savings on car insurance? yeah bro-fessor, and more. like renters insurance. more ways to save. nice, bro-tato chip. that's not all, bro-tein shake.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a member of one of the most famous families in america. she has a new book out called "strong looks better naked." >> audience: woo! >> jimmy: and starting next week -- watch it buddy.. [ laughter ] next week, you cananee her hosting her very own talk show "kocktails with khloe" wednesday nights at 10:00 p.m. on fyi. please welcome to the show
[ cheers and applausus] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. >> hello. >> jimmy: you look great, but your brother-in-law is going to be mad at you. oh, my gosh. >> i don't work well under pressure, apparently. >> jimmy: gold digger, come on. >> you know. >> jimmy: you have to do it. come on. >> it's that -- that sold me >> jimmy: that's what sold you. he's a good actor. >> yeah. 's a good actor. >> jimmy: speaking of kanye, he actually shouted us out in his latest song. the roots and i. >> yeah. how do you feel about that? >> jimmy: yeah. pretty cool, man. gives me a lot of street cred. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i walk around with a boombox, cranking it. that's right, yeah. that's right, yeah. >> he shouted you out. >> jimmy: yeah he didi thatatas cool of him. he just released his songs now. this is for swish or we're not sure if it's for swish. >> well heas so many dope songs that he's just, you know, shelling them ououfor free all
>> he is. >> jimmy: do you hear them before he releases them? >> yes. he h a studio in his hou, and we all live about five minutes away from each other.. and we go to a studio and we hear his album. i love that he takes all our criticism or our compliments seriously and he really wants wur opinions. i love that. so we hear it all. i love his music. his album is going to be so insane. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i think he's releasing a new song every friday? >> jimmy: he just does something different all the >> yeah. he's aheadadf his time. >> jimmy: he really is. >> i love the guy. yeezy for president, people. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, be careful now. yeah. we have time. we have time. let't'talk about your bookok here. this is great. "strong looks better naked." [ cheers ] and nice, yeah. now you can do it. [ laughter ] yeah. it's a gre book. i read it. yeah. >> thank you. you looked through or read it. >> jimmy: i read it. [ light laughter ] well, i read -- >> it's motivating. >> jimmy: it's very motivating.
one thing i took from it -- a a lot of things i took from it. but, one is water. drink lots of water. >> drink lots of water, yeah. drink your water and mind your business today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's what i like. you have this right here, right? and then if you want to stay motivated, you buy the book, right? and then you take the cover off the book. right? >> this is for all my men. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to put this right above the treadmill. my wife is going to love this. >> yay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and then -- yeah, that's motivationaright there. yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ] absolutely. but congrats on the book. what made you want to do this? because everyone is asking you? >> yeah, i mean, i have been on a weight loss journey for quite some time, but it started really organically. it was more of a stress relilier. i needed to relieve stress and go to the gym. as a by-product, i started losing weight. of course, who doesn't like that? >> jimmy: if you go to the gym, what's the first thing you go do? what is the people say i can lose calories? do you do legs, weights? >> i'm a leg and ass girl, but i incorporate that. >> jimmy: me too.
me too, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. go, sister. >> jimmy: we're the same, absolutely. >> but i do that with the stairs. you get cardio and it's like doing lunges and squats. i love tl do the stairs at the gym. and i will turn on tv. >> jimmy: you love doing the stairs? >> i love it. i turn on the tv and i'm like watching a tv show that i get lost in. >> jimmy: really? >> and i'm dripping wet, and i love soul cycle, all those spin classes. >> jimmy: spin classes. yeah, you sweat a lot. >> i'm singing in those classes. someone moved a bike from me because i was singing beyonce so loud. they were noyed with me so they got offffhe bike. >> jimmymyoh, my gosh. >> but it's fun. >> jimmy: is this what happens on your talk show? "kocktails with khloe," is this a drinking show? what is this show? >> it's a drinking show, i would say. [ lighghlaughter ] it's basically like e aying charades drunk. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's what we're going do do. >> jimmy: that's what i do every other week. fantastic. [ light laughter ] our pal andy cohen has a show, and he has drinks with his celebritits. he tells me sometimes it gets crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: has it ever gotten crazy with you? >> i did a test show the other
friend from the test show. my m m got so hammered. i was so pissed, though, at the same time. i'm like, dude, it's my first time. reel it in a little bit. >> jimmy: kris got wasted? >> and she would not -- she was drinking vodka straight, which i did not know. >> jimmy: ohohno! [ laughter ] >> i was like, what are you guys feeding her? >> jimmy: that doesn't end well. >> no. >> jimmy: that doesn't end well. >> she was a slob. [ laughter ] but she has great intentions. you know what. it taught me how to reel someone in. >> jimmy: yeah. will that air? or was it just a test? >> it was a test show, but we taped it and recorded it. we're going to be editing it, but that woman was a a slob-kabab. yeah, she was wasted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a slob-kabob. >> slob-kabob. you should feel it. >> jimmy: how long is this show? >> an hour every wednesday night. 10:00 p.m. >> jimmy: every wednesday night. how many episodes are you doing? >> just eight. just a little taste for now. >> jimmy: just eight? >> yeah. i'm a newbie. >> jimmy: well, not every night of the week. >> i don't k kw who takes on that commitment. >> jimmy: only a moron would do that. [ laughter ] >> i'm not taking on that commitment. >> jimmy: well, i cannot wait to watch it.
this is good. people, you should check out the book. it's really fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: khloe kardashian, everybody. be sure to check out4"kocktails with khloe" on fyi at 10:00 p.p. ststting wednesday, january 20th. we'll be right back with music from colin hay, everybody. come on back.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i'm excited about th. our next guest is a talented, talented musician and lead vocalist of the grammy-winning multiplatinum band, men at work. his 12th solo album "next year people" is out now. performing his classic "overkill," with a little help from the roots, please welcome colin hay.
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it's just overkill day after day reappears night after night my heaeabeat shows the fears ghosts appear and fade away ghosts appear and fade away ghosts appear and fade away [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, come on. that washe best. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're fantastic, man. i'm a giant fan. colin hay, everybody. catchim on tour now. do aittle something for us also on the web.
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