tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 15, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
[ cheers and applause ] on a plane back to cali, cali, cali i'm gogog back to cali >> for the "tonight show." i'm going back to cali, cali, cali i'm playing back to cali >> for the "tonight show." i'm going back to cali hostin' west coastin' lalahing and taking the show on the road i'm back in town on the l.a. scsce and thth groro is gonna get crazy i'll be telling j jes playing games with my guests singing songs and the roots willlle jamming in new york it's snowing it's cold and icy sometimes you just gotta get away the party never ends
"the tonight show's" back i il.a. i'm going back to cali, cali, cali i'm going back to cali for the tonight show i'm going back to cali, cali, cali i'm going back to cali let's start the e ow [ chchrs and applause ] >> steve: from stage one at universal studios hohoywood, in los angeles, c cifornia, it's "the tonight shohostarring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- will ferrell. christina aguilera. musical gueses 2 chainz and lil wayne present collegrove. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 4141 missouri! >> steve: and now, here he is,s,
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy: hi! hello! greetings! thank you for having me here. thank you, los angeles! [ cheers and applause ] looking great. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody.y. this is it! you made it. this is itit [ cheeee and appppusus] fantastic. oh, man. it's gonna be like this all
this is fun. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, we're so excited to be starting a week of shows here in los angeles. [ cheers and applause ] it's exciting. that's right, we left a city with temperatures in the 30s for a town w wre n nody admimi they're in their 30s, so it's -- it's -- [ laughtht ] there's sosouch going on right now in l.a. yesterday was the los angeles marathon. [ cheeee and applause ] went from dodgers stadium all the way to santa monica. for those who havevet run 26 miles here in l.a. it's just like d dving it but much faster. [ laughter ] ch, much faster. [ cheers and applalae e you can tell thehearathon was in los angeles, because instead of cheering on runners, crowds just gave them better directions. [ laughter ] they're like, "you can do this in 20 mimis if you take the 405." [ laughter ] sunset's a nightmare." [ laughter ] in addition to the marathon, i also saw that president obama just visited l.a. [ chchrs and applause ]
ate is being taken over by kenyans." [ lalahter ] acacally, while he was in los angeles last week, president obama met privately with will smith. not to be outdone, joe biden spent the day lelening how to do the carlton. it's not unusual to be loved by anyone it's not unusual to have fun with anyone >> jimmy: of course another big story in l.a. right now is that it's kobe bryant's last season with the lakaks. [ audience awws ] and i -- yeah, he's great. i read t tt he set a new nba record for the most seasons with a aingle team. yeah. kobe and the lakers haveveeen togethereror 20 years, w wch is actuallylyonger than any othth couple in los angeles. which is actually -- it's a a great thing. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: while speaking to media atathe nba's all-star weekekd, kobe bryaya answered
spanish and italian as he did in english. which isn't surprising considering all the e aveling he's gotten away with. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] he's a world traveler. he's a world traveler. >> steve: he is. he loves world travel. >> jimmy: and the grammy awards took place tonight at the staplelecenter. and i saw they usesethe tag line, "witness greatness." yeah. not t be confused w wh the oscars' tag lili, "witness whiteness." [ lalahter ] [ audience ohs ] which is a similar -- similar tag line. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of music, i saw that i ikanye west's song "i love kanye" from his new album, he raps, "we still l ve kanye and i love you like kanyny loves kanye." [ laughter ] and kim was like, "oh, he remembered our wedding vow." [ laughter ] romantic. romantic. "i l le you, kanye." "i l le e u, too, kanye." [ cheeee and applause ] herere the latest on t t election. donald trump just promised that heheill no longer use foul
nono when people ask him his policy on isis, he just says, , "i'm gonna bomb the shy diddly doodles out of them." [ laughter ] that's the way to do it. [ applause ] and during a aecent rally in louisiana, donald trump actually autographed someone's baby. [ laughter ] did you see that? even crazier, when he handed the baby back to the parents, he said, "congratulations, your baby is worth three times as ch now." [ laughter ] ininresting. [ cheers and applause ] anwhile,e,ed cruz'z'campaign pulledededecent attack ad after it came e t that one of f e actresses in the ad had also appeared in somemeoftcore porn films. [ light laughter ] i feel so bad d r that actress who now has to explain to her parents what she was doing in a a ted cruz ad. laughter ] "i don't know what -- i needed the money. needed the money." [ applause ] >> steve: work is work. >> jimmy: and people are still talking about the big republican debate ovov the weweend, a a j j bush and donald trump really went at it. at one point they got into a a fight over what kind of
campaign trail. anancheck out what trump accused bush of saying. >> two days ago he said he woulultake his pants off and and that's fine. nobody repepts that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: happy future presidents day, everyone. we have a great show. give it up for the roooo right there! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you so much for having us here. it is monday. we are s sexcited to be in sunny los angeles for a giant week of shows. [ cheers and a alause ] this is exciting. tomorrow night zack galifianakis will be here. we're going to play a game of
a surprise guest. plus, we havavmusic from tbull, then, later this week, jennifer lopez, snoop dogg, vince vaughn is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: big g ek. and we'll have t tevision debuts from m yn. [ cheers and applause ] he's performing his huge single "pillowtalk." and then on thursday we've got dead and company. [ cheeee and applause ] that's'she grateful dead with john mayer. yeah, and thth're gonna do s se jams. tv debut. and then closing out the week we're gonna haveve special, special performance from multiple graray nominee the weeknd. so it's gonna be good here. od week in l.a. [ cheers and a alause ] but first, joining us totoght, one of our favorite e ests. the nicest, the funnieststan in the e rld. he's back as mugatu in this new sequel "zoolander 2." will ferrell is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] can't beat that guy. >> steve: nobody better. >> jimmy: you u n't beat him. he's'sne of ththfunniest dudes ever. we're gonna do something fun later in the show.
do. i think -- plus, we love her so much. from nbc's "the voice," christina aguiuiui is dropping in. [ cheeeeeend applause ] we have great, great music tonight. 2 chainz and lil wayne! >> steveveyeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's big. that's exciting. >> steve: come on, that's exciting. >> jimmy: how fun is this? we're here in n a. >> steve: : d the weather is fantastic. >> jimim: no, they said that -- - everyone said it was gonna rain and go crazy. well, it's just it's beautiful. it's actually too o ce. because i can't even talk to anyone in new york. they're like -- they hang up the phone. >> steve: have to pretend like it's bad weather. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. just lie, it's bad weather. but it's fun to be here, 'cacae this is whwhe ----ou know, i caca out here just to get my start in the business. i started at the improv. e -- on melrose. [ cheers ] as it's just fun to drive down the streets and you know -- where we used to be, now you see a billboard and it says "'the tonight show' is here in l.a." and i go, "wow, that's so amazing how life can just --" i'm very lucky.
so lucuc and s shappy to be back. we're back in los angeles, you know what that means? that's means it's s me to jump through one e l.a.'s most famous landmarksksthe giant nut from randy's donuts. let's do this. [ [ eers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: get a drum r rl please? drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeye! feels good! i love l.a! stick around, we'll l right back with more of "the tonight shsh," everybody!
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[ cheers andndpplause ] everyone in town loves my tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on no one else around me wearing tight pantss i got my tight pants i i t my tight pants on >> whoa! cheeee and applause ] slow down there compadre. [ light lauguger ] you say people a a talking about your tight pants down at the local penny arcade? well, i find that hard to bebeeve. because evev since we moved to this town, everyone we know's been talking about our tight pants. >> jimmy: that's funny, because yesterday i ran into mayor wembley and he declared my pants the tightest i iall the land. [ light laughter ] >> well, w wjust welcomed our r r and new baby boy. >> and when we told the news to governor grimball, he prococimed, "hark! 'tis the true heir to the tight pants throne."." [ light laughterer
ain't that a bag of beans. pecially since you and i haven't spoken since that one gical l ght we shared together nine months ago.. [ audience oohs ] >> now, you listen to me you fat-faced cobb knobbler. [ laughter ] i don't know who you are, or what butthole you u awled out of. [ laughter ] but this is my woman and that is our baby and every night he gets swaddled in the tightest of pants. [ cheers ] we're the only ones that get to wear tight pants in this town. you drinking my sake, kemosabe? [ laughter ] >> don't mess with the lioness. >> you sipping my soup-e, guadalupe? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: point taken,
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the land, the great will ferrell, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: will ferrell right there, ladies s d gentlemen. feeling good. [ cheers ] >> feeling so good. >> jimmy: yeah. [ [ eers and applause ] >> feeling really good. >> jimmy: fefeing real good. great crowd. >> strong. >> jimmy: feeling strong. >> f fling so strong. >immy: thank you for doing that. >> um, i'm so -- i feel bad. let's talk about our relationship in that sketch. we live in t t same town, right? [ light t ughter ] >> jimmy: appapantly they don't know each other. >> we don't know each other? >immy: but they -- look alike. >e dress exactly the same. [ [ ughter ] we have the same haircuts. >> jimmy: yeah. and we both wear tighthtants.
by you? you just want to be part of the group. >> jimmy: that's all. i just w wt to wear tight pants. that's alllle wants, man. he's a aice guy. >> i mean, you have pretty tight pants as well. >> jimmy: yeah. and they should get along. >> but apparently it's my turf [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i saw a a little "cowbell" face when we were just doing that. >> oh, really? [ cheers and applause ] i looked into your eyes -- >> oh. >> i looked into your eyes. >> yeah, i don't know what that faceces. >> jimmy: no, 'cause you are the face. >> oh -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's your face. [ light laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: well, we -- that was one of the - -now, the sketch has gotten to be kind of big, right? the "cowbell" sketch. >> i don't remember it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't remember at all? no one mentions "more cowbell" to you? >> no one. not one bit. nope. [ laughter ] there aren't t-shirts that i -- >> jimmy: there are t-shirts that are made -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember doing that? that ws in dress rehearsal -- >> dress rehearsal -- >> jimmy: didn't make it to air. >> right. and then i chahaed my pants. >> jimmy: changed your pants --
>> jimmy: tighter pants. and tighter shirt. >> a smaller shirt. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and look where we are today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. [ cheers and applause ] i stole the idea. yeah. >> no, n n no. no you didn't. t -- i know. >> jimmy: that was -- >> speaking of which, can i undo my pants? they're really t tht. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they were really tigig. >> just the top button. >> jimmy: yeah, that's fine. >> they're 34s. i haven't been a 34 since sixth grade. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so p pched the kick-off for l.a. week. you're our -- you're our first guest -- >> i i so flattered to be the first guest on your first "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you so -- thank you so much. thank you. >> jimmy: it's not our first -- >> and i love -- i mean, you could have chosen anyone for your vererfirst "tonight show." [ light lauguger ] the fact that you're having me, it means so much. i just love it. >> jimmy: this isn't ourur first -- this isn't our first "tonight show." we've been doing "the tonight s sw" for two years. >> yeah, yeah. the practicecehows. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you've been on t t show. >> oh, yeah. the practice shows. >> jimmy: they're not practice.
>> t tse have been real showow >> jimmy: yeah. unfortunately, yeaea >> oh, 'cause i watched them and thought, "oh, it's good they're practicing." >> jimmy: we workekeout -- >> okay, so this is the e rst l.a. show? >> jimmy: will smith w w my first guest on "the tonight show." >> oh. so you did pick a will. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, but -- [ audience aws ] but i'm happy that you're here now. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: : ay. >> it's my misunderstanding. i'm sorry, i thought this was the very firir one you'd been doing. i thought nbc was being so generous to let you have two years of practice shows in new york -- [ laughter ] and then i thought he must finally be ready and here we e.e. >> jimmy: i i st got word -- i i st g g word -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: backstage, this is our first "tonight show" ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> it is? >> jimmy: yes. it's our first "tonight show." thank you. thank you, man. so far, it's going swimmingly. >> i'm so honored -- oh, now i'm nervous! >immy: now you're nervous. >> now i'm nervous. >> jimmy: don'n'be nervous now. no,o,'m nervous. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about a lot of things.
>> jimmy: is this true? are you now an owner of a a soccer team? >> i'm a part-owner of the l.a. football club. >> jimmy: this is big. >afc. >> jimmy: lafc. >> l.a.! ! l.a.! fc! l.a.! fc! [ crowd chanting ] >> it doesest t d, ever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it sounds good. >> that's what it's gonna sounun like in two years -- [ laughter ] when they build the stadium. >> j jmy: what does "fc" stand for? >> hopefully we e ll build the stadium. >> jimmy: you're building a a stadium? >> i'm not personally. [ light laughter ] if i were -- >> jimmy: : hope not. please don't build a stadium. >> i reallllwant to. >> j jmy: no, no, you can't. >> there's part of me that wants to build a stadiumum >> jimmy: but this is exciting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is huge. >> i'm pararowner. >> jimmy: i'm gonna be rooting for these guys. >> yeah, y yh. >> jimmy: and "fc" stands for football -- >> football club. >> jimmy: yeah. and this is -- i mean, you're a big soccer guy. >> i'm a big soccer guy. d i plan to be kind of a -- the way i'm gonna a del my role as an owner is kind of a a george steinbrenner type. >> jimmy: yeah.
[ light laughter ] and sports coats. >> jimmy: : re, that's fun. >> and hire and fire one manager like ten timesesn one season. >> jimmy: you need a a billy martin character. >> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: sosoou gotta find that persoso who else do you own this with? >> magic johnson. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: how cool is that? >> mia hamm. yeah, mia hamm. nomar garciaparra. >> jimmy: no-mah. >> no-o-h. >> jimmy: : ah, absolutely. it's gonna be fun, man. >> justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ew! he's so gross! >> i just -- i just made that up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i belilied you. i believed you. >> justin, yououe more than welcome -- >> jimmy: call will, yououan be a papa o oer of the soccer -- >> yeah, part owner. >> jimmy: football team. >> football team. jimmy: i heard about this kid, he was in high school, he got kikied off the soccer team. >> oh, the kid in cleveland? >> jimmy: yes, yeses in cleleland. brian garutto. you heard of this guy? >> i heaea about this guy. >immy: these are all infractions listed by his team. >> intrararal soccer team. >> jimmy: why he was thrown off
and i just t tught i'd read a a couple thingng just to see if you agree with this guy. we decided to ban you from our coed soccer league because of your behavior. received warnings. here is a list of your incidents. one, you madada phone call while playayayon the field. [ laughter ] >> on my team that will be no problem. we're gonna encourage players to have their cell phones on and engage in social media while playing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, that's goooo he's running into a goal whihi hiding ball in s srt. [ laughter ] classic. clclsic comedy move. >> jimmy: as long as you don't use your hands, it's legal, right? >> it's legal, yeah. >> jimmy: sitting on the opposing team's bench. again -- >> pretty funny. >> jimmy: yeah.. wearing cowbwb hat during game. [ laughter ] you should have onononayer every team -- >> there are gononono into all of our bylaws. [ laughtht ] >> jimmy: make this all happen. this is my favorite thing, here. giving birth to soccer ball after scscing. [ laughter ] >> that's so good. >> jimmymyit's just a classic bit. >> he's hired. >> jimmy: he's hired, by the
>> jimmy: this is a picture of brian, right here. you going g hire him? >> i'm gonna hire him. >> jimmy: "i want to thank all the loyal fans of the cleveland steamers for supporting meme duriririy season." i guess that's the name of the team. >> the cleveland steamers? [ laughter ] no wonder he was -- you can't say that. >> jimmy: i don't think you can say that. >> you can't say that on televisisi, can you? >> jimmy: no. this is actually dirtyty >> yeah, this is dirty. >> jimmy: let's pretend we didn't do this part. >> you'll lose t tt. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll lose that editing. yeah. giving birth to soccererall after -- >> did he -- did he -- pretend like he was -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nonowe're gonna cut that. [ laughter ] >> i was gonna make a joke off of cleveland steamer. i'm not gonna do it. >> jimimimyou can't -- stop staying the word. >> oh, sorry. >> jimmy: we're editing. >> okay! no steamerer >> jimmy: dodot say it. [ laughter ] don't say that. don't say that. >> not any more. >> jimmy: i have -- >on't start a cleveland steamers chant right now? [ laughter ] cleveland! steamers! cleveland! steamers! [ crowd chanting ] >> jimmy: stop doing that! >> and you know what you do at the end ofofhe cheer?
my: no, stop. sorry. what's going o o what's going on right now? [ cheeee and a alalae ] you want me to leave? >> jimmy: yeah. >> shohod i just leave? >> jimmy: i want you to leave. sorry, dude. will ferrell, everybyby. [ cheers and applause ] no! don't want you to leave. >> okay. all right. >> jimmy: you'u' my bud, man. i want to talk to you about -- congrats on -- oh, i haven't seen you since "daddy's home." >> o o yeah. >> jimmy: so congrats on that.t. >> thank you. jimmy: you and mark wahlberg. cheers and applause e u make a good team. and now, here you are with more funny human bebegs. kristen wiig is just on fire in this movie. >> amazing. [ cheers ] >immy: you'llllove kristen wiig. i have a picture of you and kristen, you were walking down ththstreet the other day. >> oh, yeah, that's the new sensation. >> jimmy: matctcng sweatshirts. yep. willsten. >> everyone is talking about willsten right now. [ light laughterer >immy: what does everyone mean? >> like, everyone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whatats willsten? >> it's a sensation. [ light laughter ] i mean, we're not a couple. >> jimmy: no. >> but we're like, best of
and it's just -- everyone wawas to be -- >> jimmymythis. yone. [ laughter ] it's ridiculous. it made me really laugh hardrd >> yeah. >> jimmy: yoyoguys were in a a scene in the movie -- i don't want to o oil it for anybody. >> you can. >> jimmy: okay, i can? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's a passionate kiss -- >> passionate kiss. >immy: between you and kristen wiig. and it is pretty d dgusting. >> pretty y sgusting. >> jimmy: yeah. >> where it's more like two people attacking each other, where i'm basically chewing on her face. >> jimmy: you really, actually are. >> but she had so much prosthetic work it was just me latching onto a big piece of latex rubber. >> jimmy: rubber, yeah. [ laughter ] >> then yelling inin each other's mouths. >> j jmy: did the crew just lose it when you were doing that? >> no, the crew -- the italian crew, because the movie was shot completely in rome, not only did they not think it was funny, they didn't think it was interestinin a lot of people just walked away. [ laughter ] and thought, well, i iuess that's what they do in american comedies. >> jimmy: yeah, they just say thatat it. yeah.
i'm glad you reprised your role. it's fun to get back t tether. basically, this clip here is -- u're in prison. >> i'm in fashshn prison -- which is a buildininthat's shaped likika thimble. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'cause of sewing. >> it's sewing, , 's fashion. you're in fashion prison for teteyears. >> jimmy: and it looks like -- yeah, for ten years and you've changed. >> i've changed. i've changed. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and it looks like i've been working out, but i really haven't. and you'll see what -- >> jimmy: here's will ferrell's character, mugatu, as he leaves fashion jail after serving a a 15-year term. "zoolander 2" is in theaters now. check this out. >> prison changed me! am bad to the core now!
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ladies and gentlemen, please welcome christina aguilera! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi! >> hi! >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> that was fun. jimmy: i just sawawomeone who looks just like you wearing the tighghst pants in all the land. it was really y >> they say i have, like, twin somewhere. i don't know. like a short bobbed hair -- yeah. >> jimmy: i could tell by your voice that it was you. the way, remember the bit we did on oururhow? you came on the show, we did "wheel of impressions"? of course, yeah. >> jimmy: it has over 50 million views on youtube. [ chchrs and applause ] because of you. >> because of you. >> jimmy: no, because of you. man, oh -- you did impressions of --
>> jimmy: everybody. nbc liked it so much they dresseseyou up as all these diffffent artists. >> they did. we got -- >> jimmy: that's you.. that's miley there. that's s skira? >> yes. shakira. >> jimmy: cher. you do a great cher,r,y the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you do a great cher just even talking. [ cher impression ] >> what do you mean, j jmy? i have no idea what you're talking about with your tight pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the fact that you can do a talking impression of cher is even better. and there's sia, of course, i love that as well. >> she's awesome. >> jimmy: no, come on. you can't beat thaha tell me about -- the grammys are tonight. i want to know about the first time you won a grammy. you won six. >> o o yeah, my first grammy experience was so -- i was totally -- i was so green to l.a. i was such a baby. i mean, this is lili the town of cool. and i i s so like -- [ cheers ] i was such a baby and i literally came a a i think i i got my dress at the mall. it was like that.
>> i didn't even have a stylist yet. i couldn't belieie i w wt. i was like 90 rows back. >> j jmy: that's a good dress. [ cheers ] that's a good dress. you got a good dress at the mall. you were 90 rows back? >> 90 rows back. i had no idea that i was -- 'cauau, you know, there were other artists that were out prior to me fofolonger. and i was like, "there's no way." i'm seated in the way back in the bleachers.s. i'm out ---- >> jimmy: if i was going to win, they would sit me closer. >> i'm out. i'm out. but then they called my nameme i remember, melissa etheririe was part of that clan up there. and i was like all of a a sudddd -- i couldn't believe it. i had tears in my eyes. i had d walk alalthe way, 90 seats up to the front of the agagand it was great. i, like, mouthed to the camera. i remember, like, "i love you, mom." i wawasuch a baby. >> jimmy: i mean -- and it was best new artist? >> best new artist. which isiseally special, because you can't win that grammy ever again. you can't be a best new artist -- >> jimmy: twice. >> twice. >> jimmy: no, you can't you're actually an artist now. you'rerelready established. but look at you -- so,o,here did you move from?
>> at that point, wexford, a a town in pennsylvania. so, pittsburur, really. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: a big change? >> a huge change, yeah. a huge change. >> jimmy: what was it like comingngo l.a.? did you meet any celebrities? did you go, like, "oh my, gosh"? do you remember the first one you ran inin? >> yes, i do. it was -- i went to the ivy. the ivy is, like, a a g place e to go in l.a. >> jimmy: : solutely, yeah. >> like a place to go to feel cool, and lili, "oh, i'm part of the l.a. scene." so, i went to the ivy. in t t b bk, you know, all these business guys or whatever. i was always like the little girl -- yoyoknow, at the older man table, it was awkward, and drew barrymore was sitting, like, at theheext tatae in front of me. and i think she was just doing her momoe "home fries" or something at the time. jimmy: yeah. >> and she was just like, with this guy and i was like, "oh, god. ohohmy god." so starstruck. i was like, "she's over there. she's over thehe." and i'm a huge fan of drew's. they were like, "you should go just say hi to her."." so, i finally worked up the courage when her boyfriend went to go to the bathroom, and i went over there and i was lili, "i'm sorry to bother you, but i'm a really, really huge fan. i'm out hehe, i'm recording my
i was so -- yeah, i was totallll shy and embarrassed. and she could not haha been sweeter, she was like the sweetest person. so cut to, like, years later when i see herer and now, like, i'm on tour with justin and i think he was dating cameron and the whole thing. she was there,e, was like, "do you remember the time when i first moved to l.a. and i saw you at the ivy and i came up to yoyoand i said, hi, i was a big fan?" she was like, "nototeally." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. happens to me every single day. >> but i know what that feels like. w you have people that are like, you know, "oh, do you rememeer me from 1994?" i'm like, "no." >> jimmy: well, you'u' been around now. yoyore a mom, you have two little kids. >> i do.o. i do. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you.. [ applause ] >> jimmymyhow old are the babies? >> thank you, guys. my sononust turned eight. and he is a parkour master. and my daughter, we just cecebrated the super bowl, and she is one and a half and the cutest little angel. >> jimmy: are yoyokidding meme look at this.
that is adororle. >> she's like that all the time. i alwawa say it, if i didn't call her summer, i would have called her joy. 'causesehe's just a little ball l of happiness. >> jimmy: a happy little baby? and what is he doing? he's jumumng off of -- >> he's my daredevil. i thrererem an "american ninja warrior" party. and i had a couple, like, americic ninja warriors show up and everything. i am s snot cool, but that gave me cool points with my son. >> jimmy: he doesn't think you're cool? >> he doesesescare, like, the grammies on the shelf -- eh. you know, the red chair at "the voice" -- eh. but if i can do o stunt on "a"arican ninja warrior", he would be like -- i w wld earn so many points. but i did. i did a little a stunt with him at that party. so that was fun. >> jimmy: it made you cool? >> well, yeah -- >> jimmy: but you're the best. u are the coolest mom. come on. [ cheers and applause ] u are. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what's happening on "the voice" this season now? you getting a team? >> i do. i'm really hoping -- 'cause we call it the girl curse. like, no female coach has ever taken home an actual winner. it's, like, weird. it is a little imbalanced
so, i can see the odds are a a little against us. but t is year my team is solid d even the boys are like, "man, you might break the girl rse this year." you know? yeah. >> jimim: good blake. "you might break the girl curse." >> i start talking like e m when i'm around him. i'i'like, "yeah. durr duh durr-durr doo." [ laughter ] busts mine, so i have to bust his a little bit. >> jimmy: oh, of coursrs but you have, what do you call it? you have a good advisor this year. miley cyrus is helping you out. >> yes. >> jimmy: she's fantastic. >> she's so much fun, guys! [ [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: : e's the real deal as well. >> she is.s. >> j jmy: she can sing. she can write. >> we're both sagittariansns which i love. and we're both, like, fire. we're fire signs. and she's just like -- she likes to live in the moment and she's free. she won't let the boys push her around, which i like. i'i'like, yes. somebody's got to,o,ou know, set them straight sometitis. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip of you. here's christina aguilera on season tenenen"the voice."
[ cheers and applause ] >> i'm m mried, too! >> bring it home to mama. bring it home -- >> what the hell? get over here and sit down! [ laughter ] >> i i ready to sit by my teammate. >> foul! out of bounds! [ cheers and applause ] you're disqualified from this. >> when i'm here, you don't run the show, blake. [ audience ohs ] >> she's right about that. >> but i love you [ cheers andnd applause ] >> jimmy: get over here and sit down! get over here and sit down! >> jimmy: sit down ovevehere! get over here!e! >> c'mon, christina! >> jimmy: christina aguilera, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] season ten of "the voice" premiers february 29th at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. 2 chainz and lil wayne perform for us next. stick around, everybody!
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he's got a new comedy series on fx called "baskets," the verer funny zach galifianakis will be here. [ cheers and applause ] ch and i are going to play a a game of true confessions, so be sure to tune ininor that. plus we've got ronda rousey and a performamae from pitbull featuring robin thicke, joe perry and travis barker. you don't want to miss that, it's going to be a big show. [ cheers and applause ] but first, our next guests are two multi-platinum selling rappers, whohoave joined forcece for a special project called "collegrove." debuting "rolls roycycweather everyday," w wh a little help from the roots, and black violin, give it upupor two chainz and lil wayne. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. how y'all doing? collegrove. i sip drink with my dinner smoke soso gas before breakfast yeah they know my name and i don't have to wear a necklace
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i don't know the difference all i hope and wish is y'all do more than witnessss i do me and love it lord i done overdid it i do me i get high i get fly i get paid i do me i i t high i gegefly every dada i do me i get high i get fly i get paid i do me i get high i get t y every day all i hope and wish is y'all do more than witness we do ususnd love it weweone ovovdid it all we hope and wish is y'all do more than witness we do us and love it we done overdid it thank you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: : me on, come on. ththk you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank k u, thank youou >> what up, what up? >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you, i appreciate it. "collegrove!" two chainz, lil wayne. "collegrove" is out soon. we'll be right back.
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy: m mthanks to will ferrell, chririina aguilera, 2 chainz, lil wayne, black violin, and the roots righghthere from philadelphiaiaadies and gegelemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late nighthtith seth meyers." thank you for watchihi, have a a great night. i hope to see you u morrow. thank you,u,os angeles.
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in n n york, itit "late night with seth meyers." tonight, jason sudeikis! actress s d model, kelly rohrbach. academemaward-nominated director matthew heineman. featuring the e band with fred armisen. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheersrsnd applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers.
how's everybody doing tonight? [ chchrs and applause ] that's good to hear. let's get to the news. valentine's s y was yesterday. so, if i look like i didn't get much s sepepit's because the couch was s alal uncomfortable. [ light laughterer republicans and democrats are fighting over whether president obama should be able to appoint justice scalia's successor. democrats say that he should, ereas the constitution says that he shall. [ light laughter ] the ted cruz campaign has pulled a new ad after it was revealed that the actress in it has appeared in n ftcore porn, and now jeb has hired her to teach him how to act like he's enjoying something. [ laughter ] [ apapause ] little energy. oh, yeah. good q qstion, moderator. [ [ ght laughter ] at this weekend's debate, marco rubio accused ted cruz of