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>> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. of you. i see a lot of green shirts in the audience. here in l.a. we celebrate a little differently than the rest of the places. we don't have pots of gold, we have pots of pot here. we call them medical marijuana dispensaries. st. patrick's day in america is the best day to be irish and the worst day to be an uber driver. legend has it, i looked this up, st. patrick used the image of a shamrock, the three-leafed clover, to teach the doctrine of the holy trinity, the father, the son, and the holy ghost. then he got everyone totally
they told holy ghost stories the whole rest -- did you know after st. patrick trove the snakes out of ireland he went to mexico and bottles? >> guillermo: that's right, you're right. >> jimmy: how much have you had to drink today? >> guillermo: two shots. >> jimmy: two shots of what? >> guillermo: of tequila, of course. >> jimmy: yes, the traditional st. patrick's day drink. we have a tradition here on our show. st. patrick's day tradition. this is my number one favorite of all the traditions we have. ten years ago this week, in 2006, this news story hit the air in mobile, alabama. a leprechaun sighting that caused quite a stir and resulted in what might very well be the greatest local news report of all-time. >> curiosity leads to large crowds in mobile's crichton community. many brought binoculars, camcorders.
who else saw the leprechaun, say yes! >> jimmy: if that doesn't make you believe in leprechauns, nothing will. but wait, there's more. >> eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night if you shine a light in its direction it suddenly disappears. this amateur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like. >> jimmy: how can that be an amateur sketch? you think you'd see that hanging in a museum. of course not everyone thought it was a leprechaun. some people were more practical. one lady in the neighborhood had an entirely different hypothesis. >> others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories for the image. >> got to be a crackhead. it told him to get up in the tree and play a leprechaun. >> jimmy: and that's the story of st. patrick's day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, mobile, alabama.
are under way just about everywhere. cousin sal is at rocking riley's irish pub, let's go there now. cause sin sal? >> sal: jimmy, what's happening? >> jimmy: oh, look. what is the mood like at rocking riley's right now? >> sal: it's pretty mellow. we've just been discussing our taxes and stuff like that. >> jimmy: introduce us to some of the people there with you. >> sal: to my left here is dano. >> what's up? >> sal: kelly. and john is dressed for the occasion. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: jon, dano, kelly. we have something tonight, we're going to compete to see who can pour the perfect pint of guinness. okay? so let's go to our bartender jimmy who has got -- there's an art to this, right? >> there's an art. how are you?
>> the first thing is going to make sure it's 45 degrees. then you've got to hit the hump in the back. >> jimmy: okay. >> once it gets over the hump in the back, you pull it up right here and you put it right there and wait till it sets. >> how long do you have to wait until it settles? >> you're supposed to wait 118 seconds. that's the hard els part of the perfect pour, not being able to drink it. >> jimmy: 1 ache 18 seconds? >> two minutes. >> jimmy: take a spot on the right, get in the middle -- the leprechaun's on the wall, look at that. right next to dano's head, how about that. the amateur sketch. give it a shot. there you go. 45-degree angle. >> go for it, guys. >> 45-degree angle, hit the harp, and there they go. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: pull it, kelly. kelly? dano looks like he knows what
kelly? dano. kelly, stop! stop! you'd think somebody named kelly would be better at something like that. all right. well -- >> put them down, guys. >> jimmy: but them down. kelly went over a little bit. john, how did yours come out? john went under. i think we're going to have to give this -- >> john's short. >> jimmy: are we going to have to give this to dano? >> you won. >> sal: you won some corned beef, congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: the guinness is on me! >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. thanks, guys. thank you. we couldn't hear anything cousin sal said. i think he bought drinks for everyone at the bar, right? okay, all right. as if there wasn't enough drunken madness on st. pat ddy's day, ncaa, basketball fans and i
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. henry cavill, gabourey sidibe, music from flogging molly is on the way. "time" magazine releases their list of the most influential people on the internet. when they announce the nominees of the nobel prize? this is like the opposite of that. the list includes donald trump, caitlyn jenner, kanye west, and a bunch of other people who should never be president the united states. but also on the list -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: outside on the list was dj khaled, very popular on snapchat. millions follow his every move. and i have to admit i don't know the first thing about snapchat so i asked dj ka head to take me under his wing and into his limo and later to his hotel room. and the result was this. >> jimmy kimmel, dj khaled, we
>> jimmy: we both have beards, what's your snapchat? you got snapchat? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> we've got to get him on snapchat. >> jimmy: when did you discover snapchat? >> i would think around october. >> jimmy: of last year? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow, it was that fast. >> yeah. jimmy, i'm going to show you how to snapchat. the key is to be yourself. a major key to snapchat is spread positive energy. also jimmy, this was a big key when i got lost at sea with my jet ski. >> jimmy: right. >> the key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark. the snapchat alerted all my fans safe. >> jimmy: they saved your life. >> yes, that's the key. don't fall for the trap. bag. >> jimmy: how many keys are there? keys. >> jimmy: that's a lot of keys. >> yes, a lot of keys. >> like a high school janitor's
>> is that a lot of keys, man. right now it's about connecting. you see my fans, they run on the side of the car -- >> jimmy: this man's been running like a mile and a half. should we stop and see why he's running? >> can you roll the window down? fan, what's up? >> the studio, man -- >> i respect that, we'll buy the whole thing. jimmy, that's fan love. that's what i mean about the connection. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> no one has that. fans money? >> no, no. he's hustling and i respect that. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> know what i'm saying? matter of fact, i ain't got no money, anybody got some? i'll pay you back, jimmy. >> jimmy: here's $100. >> $100 from jimmy kimmel. >> you're trying to stay in shape -- >> give me those candies! >> i respect the young hustlers, they could be selling something else. >> jimmy: you're right. >> and they selling candy or tennis shoes, another key, i know not to play myself.
>> you've got to know when to do certain things and when not to do certain things, know what i mean? >> jimmy: you got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, you know got to know when to walk away -- >> another key is never fold. >> jimmy: never fold? >> jimmy: what did you have an 8 and a 2? stay in? >> see, i deal with real-life situations. i can't play the game. that's a game. never fold. you know? >> jimmy: okay. >> jimmy, we're about to have bungalow talk. >> jimmy: oh, good, i'm looking forward to bungalow talk. >> life. so this the bungalow. i got some of my team in here. >> jimmy: here for some bungalow talk. how are you? >> we come to the pun ga low, you see bungalow mogul, mogul stuff. on the cover of "bloomberg." khaled on the cover of "hot living." >> jimmy: is this your hand? >> that's not my hand. >> jimmy: look at this.
>> they found out and they sent me a bunch of fruit snacks. can you show the listerine they made for me? >> jimmy: you have special listerine? >> listerine is a major key to success. i love listerine -- >> jimmy: they sent to it you. >> snapchat with jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: enjoying listerine. >> the best breath. don't ever play yourself. that's what's cope dope about snapchat. we're just having fun but we captured it. we ain't talk about it, we ain't act it, we aunt doing none of that, we catching the vibe. >> jimmy: we the best. >> here's my signature candles. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, they put cinnamon toast crunch in the wax. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is this bungalow talk right now? >> yeah, have a seat. let me ask you a question. >> jimmy: yeah? >> did you ever encounter
said you'd never have a jimmy kimmel show? >> jimmy: sure, lots of these, absolutely. i have to say that something that inspired me to work hard. >> what it is, we're filtering out, we're exposed they now. i said, they don't want me on jimmy kimmel. guess what? quarterback jimmy kimmel made sure i'm on john mccain. >> jimmy: they want people to call me jimmy kimmel. you call me body. the "b" is for both. >> i'm being honest with you. give thanks that we're saying your name in a great way. >> jimmy: right, right. >> that's all that matters. >> i do, i'm grateful. . >> what you're going to do is hold this button. right? then you're going to be like, sneaker talk! reveal it! when they reveal it, major keeler! you got to know how to angle it. you got to swag it out. know how to angle it like this.
hard for me. >> dwell, like it's a vibe. you got to -- know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: yeah. all right. what do i say at the dipping? >> sneaker talk! >> jimmy: sneaker talk! major key alert! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i of although the internet. >> well, i love your style, man. now you put your caption. >> jimmy: right. >> on yours. i want to put major key alert, know what i'm saying, because i think they'll talk about you doing this. boom. and it's sent. >> jimmy: sneaker talk! major key alert! it's cocoa butter. i never put cocoa butter on. >> let me put some on. not too much. all right, cool. the glow. >> jimmy: it does smell good. >> it really does.
cocoa butter everything. >> jimmy: what do you mean? oh, everything. >> everything. >> jimmy: really? wow. you know, i have to say, between -- i came here to learn about snapchat. but you taught me -- you've taught me a lot about life, you taught me about cocoa butter. >> yeah. >> jimmy: candles, even. and i thank you for that. >> man, so in love, brother. >> jimmy: should we shave? i want you -- not only do i want to shake, i want you to feel how moist my skin is. smooth. >> live life smooth. why live rough? >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel and dj khaled. we're cocoa buttering up and we want you to have cocoa butter too. >> live life smooth. enjoy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, dj khaled. tonight on the show music from flogging molly, gabourey sidibe is here, be right back with
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cavill! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you tip thish one? this is a bad pour? >> no, i just thought i might warm one up for you. >> jimmy: by the way, for those who are alarmed, yes, he's from another country. you are from england. do they celebrate st. patrick's day in england? >> yeah, it is -- it's a little bit bigger here, though. >> jimmy: it is bigger out here? interesting. >> it's bigger out here than it including ireland. >> jimmy: including ireland, that seems foolgish to you, right? >> no! >> jimmy: i think cinco de mayo i think we have a drinking problem is what it is. >> no, no. it's not a problem. >> jimmy: not at all, no. by the way, you're such a
>> stop, stop. >> jimmy: why -- how -- superman, in order to become muscular, it's impossible, right? because he would have to like curl with the statue of liberty or something. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in order to have the resistance to build superman's pressing the world. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the real superman would look more like me. he would be -- his muscles would be atrophied and fat. yeah. >> jimmy: can superman get drunk? >> it would take a lot. >> jimmy: it would take a lot, it would. why? >> probably take special paddy day shots. little green ones. good. superman's got to be terrified on st. patrick's day. >> horrified. >> jimmy: he doesn't know where the kryptonite is coming from. your instagram account, i want to -- before we show this, tell me why you did this. >> there's been so much doubt
which is the glasses. >> jimmy: yes. rnlt i think it was a perfectly reasonable disguise. so i put it to the test. >> jimmy: so you went out on the street, to times square in new york. >> yes. >> jimmy: and -- let's show the video and we can talk through this. here we go. there you are. hanging around at times square. underneath the posters. the actual posters that have your own head on it. >> the only person who stopped us was someone who was asking station. >> jimmy: really? >> yep. there was one other person who here. >> jimmy: that was it? superman? >> no one. >> jimmy: so what did you prove with this? glasses. maybe if you had the glasses -- >> even more unrecognizable. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he hides in plain sight. >> jimmy: that's superman for you. it as funny thing that we okay. >> yeah.
in fact, in the movie -- i don't want to ruin any of the movie. i have seen the movie. and you are a good superman. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you shooting the justice league movies now? >> we br to start, yes. >> jimmy: you're about to start the justice league movie. and that's where everybody gets together? >> pretty much, yeah. >> jimmy: superman has to be the leader of that group, is he? >> there's a -- pretty much an argument between him and batman. >> jimmy: they're always fighting, these two, can't let long. >> jimmy: i think there's sexual tension between the two two of them. >> yes, ben's a beautiful man. >> jimmy: ben is a beautiful man. >> whoo! >> jimmy: wow, that would be the greatest porno ever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] maybe have a little drink. when was your first time in los angeles? >> first time in l.a. was for the premiere of "the count of monte cristo." >> jimmy: how old were you at that time?
>> jimmy: oh, wow. so you flew out here. you came by yourself? >> i came with a couple of friends of mine. if i remember correctly, it was about a week before the premiere. my mom turned to me and said, oh, so when's the premiere? i said, i don't know, haven't heard. the studio said, oh, next week. hold on a second, next week? who are we supposed to get there? they said, it's not in your contract to get tickets. so -- yeah. we're like, oh. we argued and then we got tickets. flew myself out there with trends. >> jimmy: like this? or in the plane? >> oh, yeah, like this. still working on that one. yeah, then came out to l.a. >> jimmy: did you -- what did you think of it when you got here? >> the thing which got me the most was that the drinking age is different. >> jimmy: yes. >> i mean, i was 18. in uk you can drink at 18. >> jimmy: what is the drinking age? >> 18 years old.
>> are you listening to anything i say? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't have super hearing. i didn't know if it was younger than that or whatever. >> it's 18, yes. >> jimmy: and so -- yeah, you couldn't -- all of a sudden you're a child again. >> yeah. it felt very odd. walking into a bar and getting i.d.'d. like yeah. he's like, you can't come in. >> jimmy: that's why a lot of english stars turn to drugs when they come to our country. >> yes, that's exactly why. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? you can't wet get a beer. >> can't drink? i'll go to the hotel and do a bunch of coke. >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. we'll see a clip from "batman vs. superman." henry cavill is here with us! [ cheers and applause ] st and values to warp. mr. tyler, your skittles portrait. that is e to the z oh twiddly dee-sgusting! you haven't heard me sing
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>> jimmy: it's like sam and diane in a way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so -- okay, this is something i would love to try with you. a lot of people are drunk right now. watching television. and the show is on in bars. you can't really hear what's going on in the bar. >> right. >> jimmy: so if you would double me, what i would like you to do is punch me in slow motion. i'm going to go flying back that way. does it have to be in slow motion? >> jimmy: yes, it has to be in slow motion. >> okay. >> jimmy: please do not actually hit me. punch me in slow motion. i'm going to slide backwards. and then maybe guillermo, you come over and you punch henry. to punish him because you're my security man. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: okay? >> guillermo: whatever you may. >> jimmy: then that way, we'll play it back in fast motion and it will look like you punched me and we'll hopefully freak everybody out. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right? so you go ahead and maybe we'll look like we got in an argument,
like this, like this, like this. and this and this and this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, good, all right. now let's play it back and see how it looks. we'll play it at super speed. that was very good, guillermo. >> guillermo: thanks, jimmy. you too. >> jimmy: look, our whole thing is smashed. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "batman v. superman: dawn of justice" one week from tomorrow.
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>> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, music from flogging molly. our next guest earned an oscar nomination for her very first movie role and now stars on one of the most popular shows on tv. " 30th. please say hello to [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm good, hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in a long time. >> i've been busy. >> jimmy: was the last time i saw you at my wedding? >> when i married you? >> jimmy: yes, yes, yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is something that we haven't discussed publicly. >> it's time. >> jimmy: maybe it's a better story for you to tell. this is something i had no idea what was going on.
to sound crazy, but i -- i was so impressed with you for -- we did a thing where we had a character named black hitler. >> oh. >> jimmy: on the show. yeah. >> my favorite role to date. >> hitler. >> jimmy: we asked all these famous actors to play black hitler and everyone was too scared. they were like, that's funny but i'm not playing black hitler. then i thought, does black hill letter have to be a man? we asked you and you said? >> i said yeah. the thing is i'm really brave. and i just am like the best person ever. >> jimmy: you really are. >> and you're welcome. >> jimmy: thank you, because -- >> i thought it was really funny. who said no? >> jimmy: everyone said no. imagine every black man in hollywood, and he said no. >> dang. denzel? >> jimmy: we didn't both tore ask denzel. >> that was probably right, yeah. >> jimmy: maybe he would have
choice. with this in mind, you -- we became friendly and exchanged e-mails from time to time. >> we're friends. tell the story. >> okay, so i get a call from jimmy's then-fiancee molly. she's like, this is super secret, don't tell anyone, we're getting married here, we're getting married there, at this time, and i think it would be funny if you walked down the aisle before me. and i made him promise and swear no pranks, no pranks, no pranks so he's not going to expect this. and i want everyone to relax. and i heard that you were afraid that you were going to cry at your own wedding? >> jimmy: yeah, i was. >> what kind of psychopath are you that you are afraid to have an emotion? at your wedding? >> jimmy: it is embarrassing to me. i find it embarrassing. >> okay. >> jimmy: yes. i respect that. you know. >> jimmy: the idea is "here comes the bride" would play,
up. >> in a full wedding gown. >> jimmy: which i happen to have a picture. which looked great by the way. there is gabby at my wedding. [ cheers and applause ] >> i am a beautiful bride, somebody really should marry me, right? >> jimmy: i already did. already you're cheating on me, this is embarrassing. >> it's an open relationship. >> jimmy: so this was a secret. like nobody in molly's family knew. >> no one knew. so like i get there. and like i have a friend come with me. she has no idea what we're doing either. and they get me in the wedding dress, it's right before the wedding, put me in an suv, sneak up to -- molly and her family were in a bun de low right outside. >> jimmy: changing in a bungalow, yeah. >> so i get there. i get out of the car. i'm knocking on the window of the door. because it's locked. her family's like, go around! get out of here! like they don't even know. they don't know.
the wrong door. >> jimmy: could i add a detail maybe you don't know? molly's dad sees you and he goes to molly and he says, it's going to be okay. but apparently they double-booked the wedding. and there's another bride here. we're going to make it work. and molly said, no, no, that's just -- that's beautiful. i was banging on the window trying to get her attention. her, her! so finally i get let in and i have to go down the aisle and nobody really understands what's happening. and the aisle is like a u-shaped aisle or something. >> jimmy: i have a photograph of this. the music starts to play. >> here i come. >> jimmy: here comes gabourey. none of our guests knew you were doing this. they're like, this is gabourey sidibe? >> you should like -- their faces going from panic to like -- i thought someone was going to jump me. i was so afraid. somebody was going to tackle me.
but like i made it. they would go from panic to understanding and then go, aah, this is hilarious. >> jimmy: so then you got up to the front. you said a few words. and i was crying but i was crying from laughing so good. >> which is good, you had an emotion, you lived. >> jimmy: i finally had an emotion. and it really was a spectacular moment. i have to say thank you for doing that. then you were really like definitely -- you were if not the mvp, right up there, mvp dancing-wise. you had everybody going the whole night. >> like they were playing the jams and stuff. i like a party. >> jimmy: did you have fun at the wedding? >> i did, i got to see your really goofy cool it now dance. >> jimmy: that's a secret, that's a secret that i keep. >> is it? it's no secret between us, we're married. >> jimmy: not anymore, yeah. >> baby, it's me. >> jimmy: yeah, that is a dance -- i made up a dance to the new edition song "cool it now."
family functions. >> it's hilarious. cool it now >> jimmy: it goes like this -- stop you're going to lose control >> i know the dance. they played it three times at your wedding over and over again. >> jimmy: it's very long, it just seems like they played it three times in a row. thank you so much for doing that. by the way, congratulations on "empire." it's not just a hit, it's like a cultural phenomenon now. >> apparently, they tell me so, yeah. >> jimmy: do you have a sense of that? do people talk about it all the time? >> all day long. all day long. and it's like a really fun show to be on. so it's cool. but like people -- we did not know it would be as big as it is. >> nobody knew anything would be as big as it is. >> apparently people name their babies cookie now. that's a thing. >> jimmy: i know a guy, he's almost 60 years old. he has a whole bunch of cookie jars in his apartment. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
them. in fact, i even drew a picture of him during the commercial break. he's the new cookie monster. yeah, yeah. well, you'll get to know all of my family and friends, good, good. >> jimmy: as our relationship continues. well, it's great to see you. thank you so much. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: began more ray sidibe. " empire" returns march 30th at 9pm to fox. be right become with flogging molly! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is
>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank henry cavill, gabby sidibe, dj khaled, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song " the hand of john l. sullivan" flogging molly. [ cheers and applause ] i am the man with the plan to shake the hand of john l. sullivan a fighter ' til the end legend he will be and if any man should ask if any man could carry
to shake the hand of john l. sullivan you may be tough but you'll never knock him down he is a towering god but not our sacred cow he may be caught but never on the ropes he is a diamond cut for every poor man's hope he was always glad to meet ya he's the champion of the people the first and last name ever to be spoke now i'm the man with the plan to shake the hand of john l. sullivan a fighter ' til the end a legend he will be and if any man should ask if any man could carry i'm the man with the plan to shake the hand
the hand of glove and nothing more shall be he is the struggle in this thing for all to see he's always glad to meet ya he's the champion of the people the first and last name ever to be spoke now i'm the man with the plan to shake the hand of john l. sullivan a fighter ' til the end a legend he will be and if any man should ask if any man could carry i'm the man with the plan
people in hollywood, california come gather yourself drink to your health it's the one thing that money can't buy but remember the loss to the loved ones we all leave behind so pass the glass over sullivan just ordered the glory days have returned and let's live the good life until the last goodbye oh oooh oh oooh you may be tough but you'll never knock him down
he was always glad to meet ya he's the champion of the people the first and last name ever to be spoke now i'm the man with the plan to shake the hand of john l. sullivan a fighter ' til the end a legend he will be and if any man should ask if any man could carry i'm the man with the plan to shake the hand of john l. sullivan now i'm the man with the plan to shake the hand of john l. sullivan a fighter ' til the end legend he will be and if any man should ask jim casey is my name now i'm the man with the plan to shake the hand
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