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tonight show starring jimmy fallon." guests -- rebel wilson, jack huston, musical guest nathaniel rateliff & the night sweats, and featuring the legendary roots cr. >> questlove: 412, pittsburgh! whoo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: energy is alive and right here! oh! [ cheers and applause ] looking good tonight. looking good out there. hot crowd. hot, hot crowd tonight.
welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] oh. thank you so much. we got a great show for you tonight. let's get to some news here. of course, last night was the first one on one debate between hillary clinton and bernie sanders. and i don't want to say things got tense between the two of them, but one guy was like, [ laughter ] don't need to shout." at the debate, hillary clinton addressed the controversy of her personal e- mail server and said she has no concerns about it whatsoever. democrats are like, "yeah, that's what concerns us." i mean you -- [ laughter and applause ] why does that not bother you? >> steve: yeah. you should be worried. >> jimmy: should be, yeah. hillary also told bernie sanders that it's time for his campaign to "end the very artful smear" against her. incidentally "very artful smear" is also how bernie orders a bagel. [ laughter ] [ as bernie sanders ] give me whole wheat with a very
cheese. bernie sanders now holds a a double digit lead in new hampshire polls over hillary clinton. bernie says he's taking every precaution he can against hillary by running ads, giving speeches, and having someone else start his car in the morning. [ laughter and applause ] can't be too -- can't be too careful. check this out. a tattoo artist in vermont is offering free bernie sanders tattoos. [ light laughter ] yeah. they're actually the first tattoos that start to look better as you develop wrinkles. [ laughter and applause ] like. oh, yeah, i see. bernie sanders. oh, i didn't know what it said years ago. over on the republican side, donald trump shot an interview with fox news and he said he has never smoked marijuana. trump said, "i don't want to get paranoid and start thinking people are sneaking into our country and stealing our jobs. [ laughter and applause ] it's too much." [ applause ] oh, and george w. bush is now appearing in campaign ads supporting his brother jeb's presidential campaign. jeb says, it hopes it will him help win over a very specific
parents. [ laughter ] and this is pretty cool. i saw yesterday joe biden became the first vice president to create his own facebook page. yeah. and like everyone else on facebook this week, the site made a special video for biden to celebrate "friends day." this is cute. >> jimmy: yeah. two's better than one. right? [ cheers and applause ] two's better than one. you got friends, two. >> steve: never a poor man. >> jimmy: some celebrity news here. i read that kim kardashian and kanye west spray painted "i heart kim" and "i heart kanye" in graffiti on their new mansion in l.a. yeah. though when kanye saw it he said, "hey, who put 'i heart kim' next to my 'i heart kanye'?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, and after mattel announced their new line of barbie dolls that are curvy,
website just posted images of realistic ken dolls including "dad-bod ken." [ laughter ] or as ken put it, "and how exactly did i become a dad?" [ laughter ] guys, we're now just two days away from super bowl 50. you guys excited about it? >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, this is crazy. i saw a 30 second commercial during the super bowl this year costs about $5 million. but all the companies looking to save money just released a a three-second commercial that says, "hot woman puppy horse burger insurance." [ laughter ] and then we all get the idea. [ applause ] yeah, we know what it is. it's one of those. get this, i read that the home to super bowl 50, levi's stadium, actually has its own app that lists wait times for bathrooms. yeah. bathroom wait times are listed as "15 minutes," "30 minutes" and "just use your beer bottle." [ laughter ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots!
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounding great. thank you, roots. thank you, everybody. thanks for watching. come back again next week. we have -- ben stiller is gonna be here. ryan reynolds. [ cheers and applause ] penelope cruz and kristen wiig will be joining us. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we have great performances from magician dan white, who's amazing. thomas rhett and elle king. you don't want to miss it. it's a good week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. she's so funny and talented. we love her. from the new movie "how to be single," rebel wilson is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rebel wilson. she's the best. she's the best. plus, his new film "pride and prejudice and zombies" hits theaters today.
[ cheers and applause ] and then the music tonight is just -- i can't even tell you how great it is. it's just always phenomenal. but these guys, last time they were on, remember they had that song "s.o.b.?" >> steve: yeah. a bitch yep. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it is one of -- i mean they played it. the audience never heard it. they just came out. standing ovation after they finished. they rocked the crap out of this place. it was unbelievable. it's just amazing. and like the album shot off the charts. they're here tonight. it's another jam. it's unbelievable. nathaniel rateliff and the nightsweats. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] son of a bitch give me a drink >> jimmy: "i need never get old" is the song. i needed to try needed to fail i needed your love that's all you get. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: that's all you get right there. >> steve: that's it? what? >> jimmy: you gotta wait. you gotta wait. you gotta wait for the goods, man.
>> jimmy: you gotta wait for christmas to come. you know what i'm saying? >> steve: and christmas is at the end of the show. >> jimmy: exactly. and nathaniel rateliff is here with the nightsweats. they're gonna do a song. [ cheers and applause ] "i need never get old." guys, today's friday, and that's usually when i catch up on personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. and i was running a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ] i was just wondering, if you guys wouldn't mind, could i write out my weekly thank you notes right now? [ cheers and applause ] is that okay with you? you guys are the best. i appreciate it. thank you so much. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? [ laughter ] >> steve: so suspicious. >> jimmy: something secretive there, yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: thinking about something. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] so cute. >> jimmy: thank you, food at super bowl parties, for hammering the final nail into the coffin of my new year's resolution. give me a wing. son of a bitch [ laughter ]
for telling a college student voting for the first time that, "i want to be your first." [ laughter ] or as you yourself put it -- >> that's what she said. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, panthers quarterback cam newton for popularizing the "dab" dance and landing yourself a a sponsorship deal with little dabbie. [ laughter and applause ] good for him. >> steve: what a treat. >> jimmy: that was good. >> steve: you love little dabbie's snack cakes. >> jimmy i love little dabbies, man. >> steve: fig newtons. >> jimmy: yeah, you'd think. >> steve: yeah, you'd think. name's cam newton. >> jimmy: no. it's not. >> steve: no. little debbie. >> jimmy: camdy canes. [ laughter ] >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: thank you, martin o'malley for ending your presidential campaign this week. it was probably the right move
isn't even him and no one even noticed. [ laughter and applause ] it's sad. no one notices. >> steve: yeah. wait a second! >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: that's not him! >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it was. thank you, pencils, for being pens with commitment issues. [ laughter ] thank you, apple's command key, for looking like the off-ramp from hell. [ laughter and applause ] i'll never get back. >> steve: go around again. >> jimmy: thank you, donald trump, for picking the broncos to win the super bowl. not because they're the better team, but because you and their logo go to the same barber. [ laughter ] there you guys have it. those are my thank you notes.
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for just $6 each. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest stars in the new movie "how to be single." which opens february 12th, valentine's day weekend. please welcome rebel wilson, ladies and gentlemen. >> yes, yes. rebel. come on. that's what i'm talking about. >> hey, how it's it going? >> jimmy: everything's good to see you again. thank you for coming back on the show. >> it's good to be here. it was snowing here in new york today. >> jimmy: kind of beautiful right. >> yeah it's awesome. we don't get snow in sydney. >> jimmy: no. >> it's something white falling
>> jimmy: yeah exactly yeah. have you been back to australia? >> i was back for christmas. >> jimmy: oh good. does it snow? no it doesn't snow. >> no, no. >> jimmy: did you enjoy it. it's either bird poop or your own dandruff. [ laughter ] falling on you. >> jimmy: what did you do for christmas? >> well, like hang out with the family. >> jimmy: yeah. >> um and i bought myself for christmas a boat, which is -- i know, generous. >> jimmy: you bought yourself a a boat? >> i'm very generous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are very generous. what a nice person you are. >> yeah, but i didn't realize how hard it is to own a boat. >> jimmy: oh it's the worst. >> you have to learn how to use the boat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> learn how to do ropes. learn how to park the boat. >> jimmy: park the boat. >> learn how to clean the boat. >> jimmy: it's a lot of work. >> i know. >> jimmy: you might as well just rent the boat. you own it. >> i didn't really quite think it through. >> jimmy: your family, do they get on the boat as well? >> yeah, but most of them are pregnant. [ laughter ] so no, it's super annoying because they're not like
they just sit there like, oh, i can't put out the fenders because i'm pregnant. [ laughter ] a good excuse. yeah. you don't invite them back on. >> no, you only need like able-bodied seaman. >> jimmy: yeah, who know what they're doing. >> to help. because like it really got annoying when i have to do a a lot of work. >> jimmy: yeah, it's not fun. >> no. >> don't make me work absolutely this is my boat. i bought it for myself. >> yeah. >> jimmy: help me out here. but do you know how to park and everything? dock? >> look, i did have a crash. >> jimmy: you did? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: see, this is not good. you shouldn't have a boat. >> into my neighbor's boat. but their boat was pretty crap. so i didn't tell them. >> jimmy: you didn't even tell them? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> it already had some scratches and stuff. what's one more? >> jimmy: yeah, what's one more scratch? they won't even notice. i always do that with cars tpo when they have the bumpers. i go. hanging off the back of it. you might as well hit these people. and you do. >> yeah yeah.
that stuff. >> it kind of adds to the whole thing they've got going on with having a crap boat. >> jimmy: yeah exactly. "how to be single," perfect movie for valentine's day weekend. >> i cannot wait. >> jimmy: yes, yeah. out. what do you doing for valentine's day? anything special? >> well i'm gonna be in london with my fellow co-star dakota johnson and we're going to go to the baftas. >> jimmy: oh. >> that will be classy. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> an awards show. i'm not winning anything, but i just thought i may as well go. >> jimmy: no special dates or anything? not doing anything. >> no. i think i have a problem with dating. i mean, i have this thing where you're not sure whether it's a a date or whether it's just like two friends meeting up. >> jimmy: right. >> yeah, and so like i haven't been on a date recently. i just wasn't sure whether it was a friend situation or something romantic. and halfway through dinner like, he starts talking a lot about business, and i'm like "okay, this is definitely just a friends thing. yeah, this is definitely just a a friends thing. >> jimmy: yeah.
date, we're walking to the valet and he went in for a a kiss, but i'd already thought in my mind, no, it's a friends thing. so when i came in, i just went ah! [ laughter ] and it was the most embarrassing -- like why did i have to do that face? why did i have to make that noise? scream. >> the valet man saw it. >> jimmy: yeah, you screamed at a man face. >> ah. >> jimmy: no, not good. >> and so i just got in my car and drove away. yeah. we love dakota. last time she was on our show, she showed us a game, it was a a very fun game. and you brought us a new game that you played with dakota -- >> yeah, we played this year in new york on the set at like 5:00 a.m. in the morning. it's a game called chubby bunny. >> jimmy: okay. >> ah i don't know whether you guys know it. um it's a really good way to eat marshmallows. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> so we've got some marshmallows here. so basically, you have to put the marshmallow in your mouth and say the phrase chubby bunny. and you got to see how many
your mouth. >> jimmy: okay. >> while still being able to say the words. >> jimmy: chubby bunny. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. do you want to go first? >> i mean it requires a lot of brains, this game. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. okay you're go first. don't eat it, just hold it in your mouth. >> jimmy: chubby bunny. >> yeah, that's one. >> jimmy: am i doing it right? >> yes. chubby bunny. >> jimmy: this is gonna get tricky. >> round two. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is not as easy as it looks. >> no, it's really hard. it's freaking hard. >> jimmy: chubby bunny. [ laughter ] >> it's harder. >> jimmy: two is good. >> two. >> jimmy: two is hard. >> chubby bunny. >> jimmy: very good. do i have to have it all the way in?
[ applause ] >> jimmy: and you get ot enjoy thank you. this is a fun game. i will be playing this again. [ laughter ] [ mumbles ] no. lets talk about "how to be single." basically it's people who are single. >> yep. it follows four main girls who are single in new york city and have different methods of coping with being single. >> jimmy: and great cast. >> yeah, dakota johnson, leslie mann, alison brie. >> jimmy: alison brie. >> a hot bunch of hot guys who we get to kiss. >> jimmy: yeah, come on. >> a pretty good day at the office. >> jimmy: and it's you being really fun. with have a clip. here's rebel wilson and dakota johnson in "how to be single." take a look at this. >> in every male/female friendship there's total number of drinks and if you hit that, it means you will definitely have sex. so how many drinks does it take to get you wasted?
eaten. >> okay, and tom is just eight. so you can't hit 11 drinks between the two of you. not one for you, not ten for him. not six for him, five for you. >> if i had more than five drinks, i'd hook up with you. >> my drink number is 27. i wouldn't even touch myself on less than 24. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: more with rebel wilson when we come back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] rootmetrics, in the nation's largest independent study, tested wireless performance across the country. verizon, won big with one hundred fifty three state wins. a t and t got thirty-eight, sprint got two, and t mobile got, zero. verizon also won first in the us for data, call speed, and reliability. a t and t got, text. stuck on an average network? join verizon and we'll cover
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hey, welcome back, everyone. i'm hanging out with rebel wilson right here. [ cheers and applause ] her new movie, "how to be single," is out february 12th. it's perfect for valentine's day weekend. we love hanging out with you here, and thank you so much for coming on the show. >> you know what's funny, speaking of hanging out? last night, i was hanging out with this super cool chick, and she looked a lot like you. [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: a girl? >> yeah. but we, like, had this awesome time. just, like, two single ladies out on the town. and then we just made a music video. and i brought it here if you guys want to see it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd love to see it. sure. let's take a look at this music
>> jimmy: oh, couples. rebel, why does everyone think it's so good to be in a a relationship? >> i don't know, selenia. don't they know they're missing out on the awesome. single life single life single single single life at a restaurant i don't share no meal single life single life i buy what i want like these [ bleep ] heels single life single life i can like bieber's post without feeling guilty single life single life i own 10 cats stories single life everyone knows our taxes are simpler single life if your horniness grows prison single life single life and every pizza is a personal pizza so get your single ass off streets yeah booty's got the single life booty's got the single life come on booty booty booty booty booty's got the single life i hang out with my friends and have sex with them single life single life [ laughter ] i can have a baby with my
single life single life [ laughter ] i can ride by myself when i'm at disney single life single life it hurts to pee because of my std single life single life [ laughter ] if you have surgery no one picks you up and on e-harmony your soul gets sucked and no one finds your dead body in the tub >> jimmy: whoa. so get your sexy ass out in the club booty's got the single life booty's got the single life booty booty booty booty booty's got the single life single life >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ explosion ] >> jimmy: wow! so, it's a -- music video! it's what people do. i can see the resemblance. rebel wilson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "how to be single" is in theaters february 12th, valentine's day weekend. jack huston joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. there has got to be a way to redeem our hotel points. i just want to take a vacation.
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zombies," in theaters nationwide. please give a warm welcome to jack huston. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jack! >> hey, buddy. >> jimmy: great to have you on the show, my friend. >> thank you for having me back -- this a whole new thing. this is a "the tonight show" now. >> jimmy: i've grown up. >> incredible. >> jimmy: well, this makes you a third generation huston to be on "the tonight show," right? >> i mean, that's mad. >> jimmy: angelica. >> my grandfather, i think, john, did it back in the '50s -- >> jimmy: with jack paar. a third generation doing thank you so much for being here. i mean, that's exciting. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: hopefully, your kids will, if they choose to do this, will be on "the tonight show," as well. >> imagine them. i just had a little boy after my little girl. so he's 2 1/2 weeks. so he grows up, or she, either >> jimmy: yeah. >> four generations.
wait, 2 1/2 weeks? congratulations. >> 2 1/2 weeks old. >> jimmy: come on. [ applause ] yeah, you're a dad. >> i know, it's kind of odd by being sort of traveling and doing some press for this movie at the moment, but, not that he cares, because -- >> jimmy: babies don't care. >> he's like, "where is dad?" >> jimmy: he can talk already, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: fantastic, yeah. but that's amazing. you have two kids. i mean, it seems like just yesterday, we were -- >> you too, what the hell? i mean, we were working together ten years ago. who would have thought? not child. we have children. >> jimmy: i know. we have two kids. we worked together. we were in a movie, "factory girl." yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] >> right? us. this is us back in the -- [ laughter ] my acting career. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly, yeah, prefect, yeah, exactly. i had -- this is my real hair, by the way. it's dyed blond. how much fun we had doing that? >> i sort of got a bit spoiled in that film. the first film i ever did. and i assumed every picture i'd
that one because -- i mean, we got there, and it was a riot. it was a little too much fun. >> jimmy: we were best friends. >> we were everyone's best friend and stayed friends. and it was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: we would like -- we stayed at some, was it like a -- >> me and you were in the casino, initially. >> jimmy: that's right. >> and then we left the casino. we went to stay with everyone. we stayed in, like, some holiday inn. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it was -- you were waking me up in the morning. we were going -- and then you took me to the races. to the horse races. >> jimmy: i did? >> you have no idea. >> jimmy: no, i don't remember this at all. no, i took you to the racetrack? >> we had a great night the night before, so you might not remember. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i woke up the next day at some sort of a a racetrack? >> i get this phone call, you were, like, nothing had changed. i was like, "kill me, kill me. please, i'm dying." you were like, "let's go! let's go to the races!" and we did. >> jimmy: and we did. [ laughter ] >> we went. >> jimmy: it was fun? >> are you kidding? it was the best. >> jimmy: that's all i care about. was it fun?
>> apparently it was fun. i thought we had a great time. >> jimmy: i remember it. it was the best time. are you kidding me? i loved it. [ laughter ] i don't do the races anymore. yeah, i'm a dad now, yeah. >> we take our kids. >> jimmy: we do. i will take the kids to the racetrack, yeah. >> take the kids. >> jimmy: kids love racetracks. >> it's prefect for children. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's perfect for kids. >> jimmy: do you find you've changed to be the dad at all? or no, you're the same guy. >> no you know -- i'm a total sucker now. i'm, like, a big softy. >> jimmy: you are? >> i mean, you know this. i mean, you know this you got two little girls. i mean, your girls kill you, but, i mean, my daughter, she's almost 3. i can't do anything without crying or watching something. >> jimmy: really? >> it's embarassing. i'm, like, doing action films and at the same time and i'm immy: [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: you're in this giant new movie, "ben-hur." congratulations on this the -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: you were ben-hur. >> i am ben-hur. >> jimmy: i mean, this a giant, giant, giant movie. >> yeah, it was a really big film to be a part of. >> jimmy: morgan freeman as well was in it. >> morgan freeman's in it. and toby kebbell and an incredible cast.
i mean, it's quite a dauing prospect. big sandals to fill. >> jimmy: yeah, big sandals. >> big sandals. >> jimmy: and you had to lose weight for this? >> i lost almost 30 pounds. >> jimmy: how? >> by the way, it was really, really horrible because we shot it in rome, of all places. the place, with the best food, the best dri and i had a -- luckily i had a chef helping me out. but, he was an italian chef wh loved cooking. it was his favorite. giuliano is just the most wonderful man. he just would leave and probably cry in the kitchen because he wasn't allowed to use any seasoning or anything like that. he was very apologetic every time he fed me. [ laughter ] "i'm sorry." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "this is a a nightmare." yeah. >> "very disgusting." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "bum me out." when does that come ou next year? >> no, it comes out august 12 of this year. >> jimmy: you have a big year coming up. cause now "pride and prejudice and zombies." >> natural progression. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, absolutely, yeah. >> jimmy: but it does really
>> it's amazing how it works. >> jimmy: it's hilarious. >> i always do it for small because i had the exact same reaction when they sent it over to me. they said, "oh, it's 'pride and prejudice and zombies.'" and i'm english so i grew up with it on the curriculum like "pride and prejudice." so i was like, "this is ridiculous." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "this is never gonna work. and this is where my career is these days?" [ laughter ] i get there, but then i read it. i'm not joking, it was so brilliant. such a great marriage of the two because it really is "pride and prejudice." >> jimmy: yeah. >> with a few zombies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you ever played "chubby zombies"? [ laughter ] it's a really fun game. you start with two. start with two. >> start with two? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> oh man, i just saw this. >> jimmy: that's great. and you got to say, "who can say 'chubby zombie?'" >> chubby zombie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you sound like marlon brando. >> "chubby zombie." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "i'll make you an offer you can't refuse."
[ laughter ] >> let's just keep going. [ mumbling ] >> jimmy: i've played this game before. [ laughter ] >> chubby zombie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> that's boring, though! >> jimmy: that's because you lost all this weight here in the movie! [ laughter ] >> i'm starving. >> jimmy: i can't believe i'm a a dad. [ laughter ] hi, kids. daddy's saying hi. [ ughter ] >> is that what you're saying? [ mumbling ] [ cheers and applause ] [ mumbling ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> that was insane. >> jimmy: but you're in for a a treat when you see this movie. it's jack huston. it's zombies. it's "pride and prejudice." who do you play? who do you play in the film?
is, like, the bad guy, the sort of nemesis of darcy. but he's the most changed from the original. he's the most changed. >> jimmy: yeah. i want to show a clip. here's jack huston in "pride and prejudice and zombies." take a look at this. >> you put darcy between you and the egyptian and brought this upon us. he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live. and jesus cried out with a loud voice -- [crowd noise ] >> no, don't! >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about, my man. jack huston! "pride and prejudice and zombies" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with a a performance from nathaniel rateliff and the
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