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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ryan reynolds, katie holmes, musical guest, thomas rhett, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 414, milwaukee! whoo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi!
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hey, i love you. looking good. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it! [ cheers ] this is the show to be at. this is the one to watch. this is it. we the same person. we are "the tonight show," you guys. welcome, thank you for being here. here's what everyone's talking about. of course, today was the new hampshire primary. this is a big deal, yeah. all the candidates spent the day with their supporters, except for ben carson who's still waiting in the hallway. but we -- ben? ben? ben? ben? come on out, ben. [ cheers ] ben, you can go now. ben? ben, are you -- >> steve: yeah. aw. >> jimmy: not only was today the new hampshire primary, it was also national pizza day. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: so, one way or the other, chris christie will be giving a victory speech. [ laughter ] and it's gonna be -- it's a
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and in keeping with tradition, a town called dixville notch was the first town to cast their ballots in the new hampshire primary. yeah. even people in dixville notch are like -- dixville. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: notch! >> jimmy: well, it seems that as the campaign wears on, the candidates are really starting to go at it. in fact, jeb bush recently told supporters that he thinks donald trump, quote, "needs therapy." at first, trump was insulted, but then when he heard it would be an hour of talking about himself, he was like, "sign me up. [ laughter ] i like it. [ applause ] it all started --" people are still talking about the big halftime show from super bowl 50. well get this, i read that jay-z sent beyonce 10,000 roses before her performance at the super bowl. yeah, jay-z's the only man in america that can send his wife 10,000 roses and not hear her say, "what did you do?
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what did you do? 10,000 roses." speaking of roses, last night was another great episode of "the bachelor" with nine women -- [ cheers ] yeah. nine women competing for ben higgins. like always, it was full of drama. we love the show here. but if you missed last night's episode, don't worry, because here to re-enact a scene -- [ laughter ] -- with actual lines from the show is questlove and tariq from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] guys, welcome. >> tariq: thanks, jimmy. tonight, i'll be playing caila, a 24-year-old software sales rep who wants to be understood. >> questlove: and i'll be playing the bachelor, ben. >> jimmy: great, great, great. whenever you're ready. >> questlove: do you not think
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>> tariq maybe my mind is thinking different than my heart. because i feel like you're the right person. i'm a confusing person. [ laughter ] >> questlove: i'm willing to sit here and be confused with you. are you ready to find somebody? >> tariq: i know that i'm falling in love because i feel like i'm being understood. i mean, i feel understood when i'm with you. [ light laughter ] and you hold my hand and you look at me. i feel like that's what i want in life. i want to feel understood, and i feel like i understand you in a deeper way. i feel like you want other people to be loved and that's what i'm looking for in life. and i feel like i want you in my life. and i feel happy. [ laughter ] this is real, this is real. >> questlove: i get that. that makes sense. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go.
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right there. questlove. please, they stopped clapping. they stopped clapping. they stopped clapping, guys, very good. thank you very much. the audience stopped clapping. that's very nice. the audience stopped clapping. [ cheers and applause ] i get that. that makes sense. there was actually another moment from "the bachelor" last night i thought was pretty funny. ben took the girls to the bahamas, and some unexpected guests wound up crashing the party. take a look at this. [ screaming ] >> pigs were chasing me. they said if you did this, they'd stop. they didn't. [ screams ] >> oh, my god! [ screams ] >> this is just like a bar in dallas. there's just pigs everywhere. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: be nice, ladies, one of those pigs could be the next bachelor. you never know.
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even weirder, after the shoot, the pigs were like, i feel like i need a shower after that. i mean -- >> steve: ah, that's not good. >> jimmy: did you guys see this? chipotle apologized to customers for closing down for a food safety meeting during lunch hour yesterday. and said that if you text the word "raincheck" to them, you'll get a coupon for a free burrito. [ applause ] and if you eat the burrito, you'll need to text the word "raincheck" to anyone you made plans with that afternoon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] because there's no way -- you can't make that meeting, no. and finally, a woman in england recently broke a world record by running on a treadmill for 12 hours totaling 68 miles. while the previous record for running that much without getting anywhere was held by jeb bush. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, roots sounding good as always. fantastic. welcome, everybody. thank you, thank you so much. welcome to the show. this is a fun thing right here. guys, a few weeks ago, we had steven bishop on our show, and he did a great version of "it might be you." something's telling me it might be you with the roots. and it was beautiful. one of the most beautiful songs ever written. anyway, we took that performance and teamed up with jibjab. you know those guys? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: we wanted to make a a really cool valentine's day gift for all of our fans. anyone watching, anyone who's in love or whatever. so, if you go to and upload a photo of yourself and the photo of the person you're sending a valentine to, they'll put your faces into the video. it will look kind of like that, but it's in the video. yeah. [ audience aws ] yeah. so -- and you'll be able to send a really beautiful valentine. we just want to spread some love here and this is a great
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totally free. just in time for valentine's day. so check out >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: get it? >> steve: i get it. >> jimmy: get it, yeah. i hope you like it, everybody. and happy valentine's day there to you. [ applause ] it's really -- they did a great job. >> steve: it's cool. >> jimmy: yeah, it's cool. you guys, we got some exciting stuff coming up. starting next monday, we're going to do a week of shows from los angeles, california. that's right. >> steve: whoa. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're going out to l.a. and on sunday night, february 14th, valentine's day, we're doing a two-hour "tonight show" anniversary special. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, that's all the interviews, the games, the songs from the past two years packed into a two-hour special that you don't want to miss. so set your tivos, set your dvrs for sunday, february 14th at 9:00 right here on nbc. it'll be fun. [ applause ] that's exciting. we've got a great week, so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, from "zoolander 2," the beautiful penelope cruz will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and fresh off his super bowl victory, we'll be talking to denver broncos
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>> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: that will be fun to talk with him. also, another sports legend, i'm a giant fan of this guy. magic johnson will be stopping by, as well. [ cheers and applause ] then on thursday, we have kristen wiig, bob odenkirk and elle king is performing a new song. [ cheers and applause ] that'll be good on thursday. but first, what a great show we have tonight. i love our guests. this guy is so talented. he's so funny and he's very easy on the eyes, apparently. [ cheers ] from the new movie "deadpool," ryan reynolds is here! [ cheers and applause ] he's a good man. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: oh, he's a great guy. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: later in the show, ryan and i are going to play a a game of musical beers. [ audience oohs ] with some surprise guests. it's gonna be fun. plus, she's a terrific actress. her new movie is called "touched with fire." the lovely katie holmes is dropping in. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love her, too. and we've got great, great
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thomas rhett is here, ladies [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: yeah! >> jimmy: i am a body double for thomas and ryan. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah, that's weird to have them both on the show. >> steve: that's so funny. that's a weird coincidence. >> jimmy: yeah, because the other -- here's what happened. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i wore my shirt the other day, all right? >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: i worked out and then i put it up on the clothesline. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: because i like to air dry. >> steve: yeah, love it. you love it. you said there's nothing better than the sun. >> jimmy: yeah, the sun dries it out. nothing better than the sun. anyways. also, that's the day i was, you know, doing target practice. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: because you know -- [ imitates gunshots ] you see that -- and now i'm like, "oh, i got to make my way back to the thomas rhett photo shoot." >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i don't know. so i just grabbed it off the line. anyways, i think it looks fine, no big deal. [ laughter ] i'm just a little -- fine, figure it out. good. >> steve: you got your bracelets on and everything. >> jimmy: i got it all figured
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i got it all done. yeah. his was good, but come on. dude is just jacked. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: how can you be -- >> steve: look at that. [ cheers ] >> steve: that's a double dose. >> jimmy: i'm a hand model, too. >> steve: triple dose! >> jimmy: that's my hand. >> steve: those are your hands? >> jimmy: those are my wrists. my wrists. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that's me there. that's me. the rest is all katie. >> steve: oh, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah, it is beautiful. guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weight the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. pros and cons and pros [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of valentine's day. [ audience aws ] it's this sunday. it's a day of love. it's a day of love. so, let's take a look at the pros and cons of valentine's day. here we go. pro, it's a day to spend with the one you love most of all. con, or as donald trump calls that, "me time." [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: "i love you, me." pro, giving your crush a candy heart that says "i love you." con, getting one back from her
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[ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i never saw that one. [ applause ] >> steve: that's modern. everything's modern now. >> jimmy: everything's modern now. pro, you and your girlfriend's love story got featured on a tv show. [ laughter ] that's good show, though. >> steve: but found the courts -- >> jimmy: they thought they were going on a cruise. >> steve: what they didn't realize, it was a bag of human ears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. pro, writing a love poem to your boyfriend. >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: con, trying to find a a word that rhymes with erectile dysfunction. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's hard. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: that's hard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that will work. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, the holiday honors st. valentine, who was killed in 269 a.d. con, because he gave his girlfriend a fitbit for valentine's day. you can't do that. >> steve: don't do it. >> jimmy: why are they making that -- >> steve: why would you do that to yourself? >> jimmy: happy valentine's
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no, no, no. >> steve: you need to get fit. >> jimmy: no, no, no. pro, giving someone a valentine that says "from your secret admirer." con, which is another more romantic way of saying "from your stalker." [ laughter ] >> steve: that's true. [ applause ] i'm watching you. >> jimmy: she's opening it. pro, a romantic dinner will lead to fireworks in the bedroom. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: con, a chipotle dinner will lead to fireworks in the bathroom. [ laughter ] be careful with the -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you make the choice. >> steve: yeah, it's your choice. america, yeah. >> jimmy: you're in america, you can go anywhere. >> steve: you make the choice. fireworks in the bathroom. [ laughter ] super bowl! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- pro, high schoolers spending the day with their girlfriends call it valentine's day. con, high schoolers spending the day alone call it fallon-tine's day. [ audience aws ]
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all by -- [ laughter ] >> steve: you try to grab the memory, and that's where it disappears. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. is it -- what is it? a little boy playing with puppies or something? >> steve: yeah, yeah. all by myself don't want to be all [ laughter ] >> steve: you can't touch the past. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, saying those three romantic words everyone longs to hear. con, "please swipe right." [ laughter ] there you go, everybody, that's the pros and cons. we'll be right back with
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february is huge for us. all our handcrafted classic footlongs the media is going a little crazy. "sub-mageddon" with an incredible amount of accumulation inside... that now seems... enjoy all our classic footlongs for just $6 each. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a very talented actor starring in the highly anticipated new movie "deadpool." it's fantastic. it hits theaters and imax this friday. please welcome, the always
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[ cheers and applause ] >> wow! >> jimmy: my man, ryan reynolds! >> thank you. that's a very warm welcome. thank you. >> jimmy: man, oh, man, looking good, my friend. looking good. >> feeling good. >> jimmy: and you did it with this movie. oh, my god. >> oh, man, i love it. i am super proud of it. >> jimmy: i can't wait the talk about it. but i gotta just talk about how studly you are. >> wow, there ya go. look at this. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's you and that's my body. but then here's the thing that i don't know if you saw maybe briefly back stage, but i don't know. >> jimmy: we're gonna debut this. >> oh, yeah, this is right now? >> jimmy: yeah, this is happening right now. >> really? i feel like captain magazine
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>> jimmy: i love magazines. yeah, i do enjoy them. ready? ryan's gonna be on the cover of "people" magazine right here, you guys. >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sexiest guy alive. sexiest guy alive. >> come on, right? >> jimmy: that's a stud right there. come on. >> what? i mean, come on. i mean, honestly, scientifically speaking, what's sexier than a man who fornicates, produces children and then looks surprised about it? [ light laughter ] right? i look vaguely surprised. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a little surprised. you're like, "oh, really?" >> like, oh, maybe i shouldn't have left the boy band. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: congrats though. and the baby's doing great? >> yeah, everyone's doing great. yeah, yeah. it's walkin', talkin'. havin' a good time. >> jimmy: because i -- we always love to see you. you know i'm mr. magazine. and i get to see that in "people" magazine -- >> you're a skin covered newsstand. >> jimmy: i really am, thank you. yeah, i'm a human newsstand. but this is a much nicer picture than this photo i saw of you. >> oh, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good, right? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's not bad. >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: explain a little of the back story. this is about "deadpool."
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it's kind of cool. this thing that happened. a mother posted to my facebook page. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a video of her daughter who just had her wisdom teeth taken out. and i mean, this is like some serious surgery. and she is -- >> jimmy: and you get drugged out. >> she is high as a kite. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, okay. yeah, yeah, yeah, it happens. >> and she's so upset because she -- for whatever reason she thinks that she missed the "deadpool" movie. and they're -- so she's very, very upset. >> jimmy: we have a clip. >> yeah, there's a video that's pretty awesome. >> jimmy: here's a clip the girl right after surgery in the car. >> i'm missing "deadpool." [ crying ] you're fine. >> i didn't see "deadpool." >> no. i missed it. >> it's okay. >> no, it's not. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: i mean, she's upset that she's missing "deadpool." >> i mean, her body's in the car, but her mind is somewhere else, riding a unicorn in the [ laughter ] she's -- yeah. she's -- yeah, super high, yeah. >> jimmy: so you post this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you gave her a a little message and you
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>> yeah, i responded back. you know, because at the end of the day it's funny, but it's also like really sad. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, your heart breaks. >> she's really upset. so, yeah, i sent her two tickets to new york -- she's from arkansas and tickets to the premiere of the movie last night. so, yeah, had a good time. [ cheers and applause ] she had a good time, right? >> jimmy: here's you with her and her brother. >> there she is! >> jimmy: last night. i love that you did that! >> that's fun, right? >> jimmy: i love that you did that. that's awesome that you did that. >> that's the power of the internet right there. >> jimmy: that's what it's all about. oh, exactly, 'cause you could see someone who's dying to see this movie. >> just go -- with the touch of a button i can force fox to pay for something extravagant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did she enjoy the movie? >> she had the best time. she's a "deadpool" nut so she just loved it. the movie just kind of hits the canon perfectly, so i think she liked that. >> jimmy: i love this movie. i told you backstage. you know, i watch it, i go -- it just didn't stop. it's like, the pacing, the action, the comedy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's really well written.
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i mean, it's uh -- the writers of "zombieland" wrote the film. i've been trying to get it made for 11 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really? >> like crazy. >> jimmy: i mean, that must be disheartening to not get it off the ground. >> it was killing me. it was the worst relationship i've ever been in. on again, off again, occasionally we sleep together. it just causes more pain, and then somehow, some way we got married. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. so, but what happened? because you pitched the idea. they go, "okay, cool." and then you write it and then -- >> well, yeah, we developed the script six years ago, wrote this fantastic script. it leaked online, the "deadpool" fans went nuts for it. so the studio granted us a a small amount of money to make the test footage. this test footage that we shot. then it sat on the shelf for four years, as it does. they didn't do anything with it. and then a little under two years ago it leaked accidentally onto the internet. >> jimmy: accidentally. >> well, here's the thing. the fans freaked out, the "deadpool" fans freaked out and overwhelmed fox and fox basically had to greenlight the movie.
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footage was owned by fox and sort of illegal that it -- so, i know that one of us did it. [ laughter ] like there's four -- there's four of us. there's me, rhett reese, paul wernick and tim miller, the director. one of us did it. >> jimmy: okay, good. yeah, i don't know who did it. >> we all sort of said, "someone should leak it. someone should leak it." i believe the idea was planted, but i'm 70% sure it wasn't me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, perfect. all right, good. that's good. that's good odds. that's good odds. but it is funny. i go, "how would even someone sit on this?" but the director -- who's his name? >> it's tim miller, yeah. >> jimmy: tim miller, this guy kept the pace up. kept going. >> did a great job, yeah. >> jimmy: "just call me angel of the morning." it's a great soundtrack. >> that's the first thing we put in the script six years ago was juice newton's "angel of the morning." just call me angel of the morning >> jimmy: as you're flying through the air shooting. it's like so fun. it is so fun. and like everybody's great in the film. >> i'm so glad you guys petered out. 'cause i forget all the rest of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah.
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for those people that do not know "deadpool," can we describe him? how do we -- >> yeah, he's a -- well, he universe. he is one of -- in the comics he's one of wolverine's rivals, but he's a mercenary and gets cancer -- terminal cancer. he goes into this program, they experiment on him, torture him. he comes out the other side hideously disfigured, but he has wolverine's regenerative healing powers and he's insane. he's just basically like, running around in this costume head to toe, which is like just a full body -- red body condom. [ laughter ] and it's very meta. like, he knows he's in a movie. so he's like, making jokes about ryan reynolds. he's like making jokes about the other "x-men," about the movie. you know -- >> jimmy: even the opening credits -- >> wild. >> jimmy: even the opening credits are self-aware. and very well done. >> everything's pretty unconventional with it. yeah, it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: i loved it. it is great. and man, oh, man, it was perfect for you. because i was like, oh, this is so ryan reynolds when you're on fire and as funny as you are. >> oh, i love it. >> jimmy: this is a perfect thing for you. i don't know how much you improvised or whatever, but things came out and i go, "oh,
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that's a great line. oh, that's a good thing. oh, he did that." >> nobody wrote a lot of the -- some of the stuff they didn't write, 'cause i'm just saying vicious things about myself. [ light laughter ] horrible things about >> jimmy: it's really, really great. >> i had to write those ones. >> jimmy: yeah, it's just a fun movie and well done, man. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: so happy for you. i wanna show a clip. here's ryan reynolds as deadpool. he'll be the guy in the red body suit. take a look. >> you're gonna do a superhero landing. wait for it. woo! superhero landing. >> you know, that's really hard on your knees. >> totally impractical. they all do it. >> you're a lovely lady but i'm saving myself for francis. that's why i brought him. >> i prefer not to hit a woman. so, please -- >> i mean, that's why i brought her? oh, no, finish your tweet. just give us a second. there you go.
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go get her, tiger. oh, i so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's so different and so well done. ryan reynolds, everybody. "deadpool" opens in theaters and imax this friday! [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, ryan and i will compete in a game of musical beers. >> yeah! >> jimmy: stick around for that. it's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] here's what we were thinking. what if we did for mortgages what the internet did for buying music and plane tickets and shoes? you would turn an intimidating process into an easy one. you could get a mortgage on your phone. and if it could be that easy, wouldn't more people buy homes? and wouldn't those buyers need to fill their homes with lamps and blenders and sectional couches with hand-lathed wooden legs? and wouldn't that mean all sorts of wooden leg-making opportunities for wooden
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and wouldn't those new leg makers own phones from which they could quickly and easily secure mortgages of their own, further stoking demand for necessary household goods as our tidal wave of ownership floods the country with new homeowners, who now must own other things and isn't that the power of america itself now shrunk to fit the hands of a child, or, more helpfully, a home-buying adult. anyway. that's what we were thinking. okay, what is this? it' s chewy. really icy. wooh. that' s intense! it just hits you. its gum. no. it' s totally a mint! it' s disappearing as i am chewing it. where did it go? it' s not a gum. not a mint. s a breakthrough in cool.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i am here with ryan reynolds! [ cheers and applause ] he stars in "deadpool" which is in theaters and imax on friday. we're about to play a -- do you
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i am here with ryan reynolds. he stars in "deadpool" which hits theaters and imax on friday. now we're about to play a round of musical beers with the roots. but we're going to need one more player. please welcome from the new movie "touched with fire," katie holmes, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> can i take my shoes off? >> jimmy: i would take your heels off, yeah. ryan, you too. >> i took mine off. >> jimmy: perfect. here's the way the game works. it's like musical chairs but instead of diving into empty chairs, we're grabbing these red cups of beer. when the music stops, one person will be left empty handed. they're out of the game and have to hang out with our deejay, deejay carol spinny up there. questlove, how are you doin', buddy? [ light laughter ] we're gonna do five rounds -- he's so interested in this. the last one standing is the musical beers champion. okay, everybody. space yourselves out and good luck. >> oh, boy. oh, boy. [ record scratching ] >> jimmy: don't let him fake you out by being nice. why are you that confident, ryan?
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[ music stops ] >> no! ah! [ applause ] >> i'm out! i'm out! >> jimmy: katie holmes. ripping it from the hands of deadpool. [ laughter ] >> a seasoned drinker. a seasoned drinker. >> jimmy: that was fantastic! >> my god! >> jimmy: go up there. >> rigged! it's nice to be here. >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. oh, my gosh, that was great. i don't want to be by katie. she scares me now. [ music stops ] [ laughter and applause ]
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>> get out of there. come on now. >> jimmy: i had no option at all! oh, my gosh. katie holmes is the queen. she's fantastic at this. >> i see her technique, though. >> jimmy: oh, i got you. all right. i'm watching that. here we go. only three cups left! i'm rooting for katie. get the cup. maybe now! no, not yet. maybe! [ laughter ] no, keep going, keep going! don't look at katie holmes! [ music stops ] oh! [ applause ] >> amazing. >> jimmy: you are the best. >> she's amazing. >> jimmy: she's the best. look at that cup. oh, my gosh. she crushed it. all right, all right. katie, come on. [ cheers and applause ] come on for katie. two cups left! two cups left!
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oh! don't move the table! [ music stops ] oh! here we go. this is it right here. this is it. [ applause ] this is it. the final cup. the final countdown. you had a good run, man. >> put his hands on the table. >> jimmy: all right. good luck, pal. this is it. don't slip, don't slip, don't slip. beer everywhere. oh, my gosh. no! [ music stops ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> that was kind of mean. >> look how fast he was drinking. that was amazing, right? >> jimmy: i mean, i'm gonna give the win to katie holmes right there. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: a very good job. >> absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are unbelievable. >> you're really good. >> jimmy: our thanks to ryan reynolds, katie holmes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be talking to katie after the break. stick around, everyone! my fellow americans... that's not true. we agree on a lot. like paul rudd. everybody loves paul rudd. i didn't know this was going to happen! you know what else everyone loves? emojis. that's why we're forming the bud light party. just wait till you see our caucus. we've got the biggest caucus in the country! ooooeeeyyyyy! i'm really inspired right now. america has seen the light... and there's a bud
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she is the best. our next guest is a stunning, fantastic actress who you can see in the new movie "touched with fire" which opens in theaters in new york and l.a. this friday and in select cities february 19th. do not play a drinking game with her. everyone please welcome the one and only katie holmes.
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>> jimmy: katie holmes right here. [ cheers and applause ] that was one of the best things i've ever seen in my life. not only were you a great player but you dove over in this beautiful dress and grabbed it. >> i really wanted to win. >> jimmy: you really did. >> i really wanted to win. >> jimmy: you are almost as competitive as i am. really. yeah, i was just steaming out there, i was so angry. have you played drinking games before? >> actually, when i was a a little kid. not with alcohol, but i use to -- my brothers and sisters had their friends over and they would play with alcohol and i played quarters. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and i won at that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's probably because you were sober. [ laughter ] >> i waited till just the right moment. >> jimmy: yeah, and then you just starting burning everybody. >> to say like, let's play -- let's play quarters. >> jimmy: i got to see your mom
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: last time you were on the show, you talked about this, your mom would send care packages just now and then throughout the year. just to say, hi i love you. and you open up and it's like, just odd things in there like a a random plate or something that -- some food or pickles or something. and i go, i would love that. and then your mom sent me a a care package. [ audience awws ] i'm serious. and i -- just cheered me up. it was the best thing i ever got. and in it was this -- one of the things was like a plate in there, a random plate. chili sauce from tony packo's, which is like i guess a chain by where your mom lives. >> yes, it's a hot dog chain. it's tony packo's and they also do tony packo's pickles and peppers which is my favorite. >> jimmy: pickles and peppers are great but i love chili dogs, and to this day i order from the company now because i love these chili dogs. so i got to tell your mom thank you. last time i was like, what can i give you to give your mom that's only in new york? so we gave her rao's spaghetti and meatballs. >> and there was this huge family dinner and everything was eaten. >> jimmy: she did. >> yeah, she made the whole
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and then all of my nieces and nephews came over. everything was eaten. >> jimmy: oh, i love it. i love it. i love it. i'm glad that she got to enjoy it. now i'm addicted to that chili sauce. we're buddies now. >> i know. i know. it's about you guys -- >> jimmy: we're cutting out the middle man. me and your mom are besties right now. i'm sorry. we're besties right now. >> i have to keep working so i can keep coming on your show so you guys can hang out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's all -- that's what it's all about. >> that's the new inspiration -- yes. >> jimmy: and i missed you, we didn't have a big super bowl party, but i know you came by a a couple years ago. we had a super bowl party and all the kids were there in the family. but we didn't do a big party this year. but did you watch the super bowl? >> this year? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no. i was doing a cooking class with my child. >> jimmy: how lame. >> i know. i know. >> jimmy: god. come on. >> no, no. then we went to the museum and then i like, right before the halftime show, i was like -- [ knocking ] to my friend's apartment. i'm like, let me in. let me in. let me in. because i knew beyonce was about to be on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so we all stood in front
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we're like, oh, my god. she did not. oh, my god. oh, my god. and then it was like. >> jimmy: queen b. >> you know, trying to do the -- no, i'm not going to do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, that was good. what were you trying to do? what were you trying to do? >> i mean i was trying -- we were just excited and then we joined in as though we were a a part of it. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and then we cheered. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what she does? i can't do that. >> it goes like this. >> jimmy: i can't do the -- oh, yeah. oh, that's good. [ laughter ] that's great. [ cheers and applause ] wow, the head flip. >> like you got to flip it. even if you don't have it. >> jimmy: exactly. oh, that's so good. you have it. see? you have it down, yeah. you can do everything. you can do that. but also drama. man, oh, man, i saw you on broadway, too as well, but i tell you, this movie here, this is a deep movie. you're so good in this.
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disorder and who's a poet. >> yes, and she falls in love with a rapper who is bipolar, and they meet in the hospital. and it's this -- >> jimmy: i fell bad for her. >> it's really intense, because they feel things so deeply and they find, you know, they -- they're not lonely anymore because there's somebody else that understands them. and they do fall in love. it's a beautiful love story. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a love story as well. >> it's a little romeo and juliet. >> jimmy: loosely based on the director's story? >> yes, so our director. when i met with him, he told me this was really based on his life and parts of his life, which was incredibly moving. and i thought it was really profound that he was able to take these experiences that were amazing and then really painful and a lot of suffering and patience and then was able to put it together. and he's really talented. >> jimmy: well, see you do great work in the film. it's amazing that you can do all this stuff. i want to show -- >> and i have to say, jimmy,
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to every show. like when you're on broadway, it's so nice when you're there and you come and you say hi. >> jimmy: me? >> yes. >> jimmy: no. >> it's so supportive. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's so nice. yes. so thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got to be -- >> or do they make you go? >> jimmy: i didn't really -- i didn't really go. no, i didn't really go. no, i never saw. >> that's hilarious. >> jimmy: but i heard you were -- no, i'm just kidding. no, i came back and said hi. >> i know you did. i was like, wait. >> jimmy: i don't want to bother anybody when i go to see anyone after the shows. but i came out and i just wanted to say -- >> no, it means so much. >> jimmy: oh, it was amazing. everybody was great in that cast. i just -- i am. you know i'm a fan. i want to show everyone a clip. here's katie holmes in "touched with fire." check it out. >> i'm just trying to figure out who i -- who i am. you know, 'cause i don't feel like myself anymore, even when i go off the medication, i don't feel like myself. >> okay. you know what, honey, i think we need to get dad. >> i'm sorry. i shouldn't have yelled. i won't yell again. please? >> okay, you're right. sit down. and i have a really good plan. you're going to spend the night
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then tomorrow morning, first thing, we'll go to the hospital and get your file. you can ask anything, okay? we'll figure all this out. >> i hate it when you look at me like that. >> how am i looking at you? >> like i'm crazy. >> i'm not looking at you like you're crazy. >> no, you're looking at me like you don't even recognize me. >> no, honey. i love you. please don't -- please don't leave. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: katie holmes. "touched with fire" opens in theaters in new york and l.a. this friday and in select cities february 19th. we'll be right back with a a performance from thomas rhett, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [electronic sound effects] brace yourself... the first ever gsf is here. with a 467 horse power
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. our musical guest tonight is currently spending his 13th week atop the billboard hot country songs chart. yeah, that's right. performing his platinum single "die a happy man" off his album "tangled up," please welcome thomas rhett.
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baby last night was hands down one of the best nights that i've had no doubt between the bottle of wine and the look in your eyes and the marvin gaye then we danced in the dark under september stars in the pouring rain and i know that i can't ever that all i need in this life is your crazy love if i never get to see the northern lights or if i never get to see the oh if all i got is your hand in my hand
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baby that red dress brings me to my knees oh but that black dress makes it hard to breathe you're a saint you're a goddess the cutest the hottest a masterpiece it's too good to be true nothing better than you in my wildest dreams and i know that i can't ever tell you enough that all i need in this life is your crazy love if i never get to see the northern lights or if i never get to see the eiffel tower at night oh if all i got is your hand in my hand
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man you know i could girl i don't need no vacation no fancy destination baby you're my great escape we could stay at home listen to the radio or dance around the fireplace oh if i never get to build my mansion in georgia or drive a sports car up the coast of california oh if all i got is your hand in my hand baby i could die a happy man
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die a happy man oh i could die a happy man you know i could girl i could die i could die a happy man [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! yeah! that's the way to do it, buddy. come on. thomas rhett right there. thomas rhett. "tangled up" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody. come on, that's the way to do it, brother.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ryan reynolds, katie holmes, thomas rhett once again! [ cheers and applause ] that sounded great, man. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ applause ] stay tuned for "late night with
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