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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ]essed. groundhog day. happy groundhog day. punxsutawney phil did not see his shadow this morning, which means one of two things.e early this year or punxsutawney phil is a vampire. [ laughter ]cement. it was made very early this morning from a place called gobbler's knob. >> is this weather more than a trend? perchance this winter has come to an end.o shadow to be cast! an early spring is my forecast! >> what the hell i? [ bleep ].of my ass! >> jimmy: well, since 1988
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13 times, been wrong 15 times. whole thing is meaningless. [ laughter ] you know, we have a great show for you tonight. george clooney is here with us cheers and applause ] his new movie directed by the coen brothers is called "hail caesar." and also another handsome moni with his wild animal friends. [ cheers and applause ] he brought with him a bobcat and a wild boar.tonight turns into a scene from "the revenant." [ laughter ] if you have any beef jerky in your pockets, empty them now.oundhog. and you know, we do groundhog's day a little bit differently here in los angeles. in fact, let's go to dave and his groundhoou doing? >> hey, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so the groundhog -- i guess the groundhog's name is buttercup? >> this is buttercup.ere. >> jimmy: so the way the l.a. version of groundhog day goes is when buttercup comes out of the ho
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she goes for the kale we're in for a few more weeks of winter. all right? all right.se down on the ground and let's wait and see what happens when buttercup comes -- hopefully comes out of tercup in there for sure? >> yeah, she's in here. >> jimmy: okay. now it's unfair to the quinoa what you're doing. >> i'll show her both. >> jimmy: did you tell her fake grass out here for her to -- >> she's undecided as far as weather goes it seems. >> jimmy: why do the groundhogs come out of the hole on tv in ere? >> i think you just made a comfortable little faux house for her. >> jimmy: it really looks like attack in an evil way. [ laughter ] >> luckily for you we're far, far away from you. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. okay. experiment.
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>> i can eat the kale. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know what that means.ve, we'll see you a little later. dave brought a bunch of animals with him. for those of you in our studio audience, remember, this is verye are safety concerns. if one of the animals gets loose you don't have to run fast. you just have to run faster than guillermo. [ laughter ]speaking of animals, the national chicken council has released something called the wing report in which they es a record 1.3 billion chicken wings during the super bowl this year. i didn't know there was a national chicken council.ine a group of chickens gathered around a conference table making decisions about things. and i wonder if turkeys are secretly happy about all the chicken wings we eat on super bowl sunday.ah, that's how we feel on thanksgiving. but yesterday was super bowl
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this is where the reporters word from the coaches and players. deion sanders, who was a player, is now a broadcaster, got a one-on-one with panthers quarterback cam newton who first his baby the greatest name since jermaine jackson named his son jermajesty.e. but he also made a claim that rivals, even those made about deceased korean dictator kim jong il. year ago as well as the newborn son, how does that change your life? >> man, it puts everything into perspective. with me but i didn't think he could walk down the steps yet. he's already walking if you didn't know. he's a month old.name is chosen. or lachosen? kanye must be kicking himself for not coming up with that. [ cheers and applause ] named his son saint, you know. if i was cam newton i would have named the baby fig. i would have.
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you think about it, free cookiesst night as i'm sure you know was caucus night in iowa. ted cruz was the winner on the republican side. he got 28% of the vote.expected to win, came in second with 24%. and marco rubio is right behind him. he had 23%. to come in third.retty good considering the fact that most iowa voters think that marco rubio is a game you play in the swimming pool. [ laughter ] but congratulations to ted cruz on the surprise win.ink he's now the president of iowa, isn't that how it works? [ laughter ] donald trump gave a very humble concession speech, which was unexpected.ter i think he went through sort of a reverse grieving process. let's go through these tweets because they start with acceptance.e in iowa was a great one. it started out with all the experts saying i couldn't do well there. i ended up in second place. nice."alizing. he said "because i was told i could not do well in iowa i
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great honor." next this one came moments later. denial. "the media has not covered my n iowa fairly. brought in record voters and got second highest vote total in history." and finally, anger. i've been given any credit by the voters for self-funding my campaign. the only one i will keep doing but not worth it." [ laughter ]p doing it if it's not worth it? he's mad because we're ungrateful about how much money he spent on his own campaign. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this has got to kill him. the only person i feel sorrier today is the person who had to tell him last night. wonder who that was. i would have sent his daughter in. she's pregnant.when she entered. but meanwhile jeb bush is -- he finished in sixth place with 3%
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$2,800 per vote. in other words, for every vote he got he could have purchased nine hoverboards. [ laughter ]photo finish for the democrats. hillary clinton edged out bernie sanders 49.8% to 49.6%. hillary did especially well wept the african-american vote in iowa. she got both of those votes. [ laughter ] [ applause ]hing. there was not much in the way of diversity last night. look. this is real. this is from the cnn entrance poll. trump and rubio by a few points. among blacks, hispanics, and other, n/a. look at the percentages., 97%. zero percent black. and next they're headed to new hampshire, which is kind of the same thing.t. it's like let's give the white people a couple weeks to vote. then we'll start finding out what everyone else thinks. [ laughter ]
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mike huckabee and martin o'malley dropped out of the race.lways sad when you drop out of a race no one knew you were running in. [ laughter ] martin o'malley will now return to his -- you know his regular job is he's the guy on the cover of the "just for men" box. [ laughter ]d cruz won he gave an hour-long victory speech thanking god and saying his win was a victory for judeo-christian values. voters in iowa to awaken the body of christ by voting for him. it actually worked out pretty well. marco rubio and donald trump me thing. god is a very important part of this primary election. most all of the candidates go out of their way to talk about the bible and their faith.ght it would be interesting to take real quotes from the primary candidates. these are things these guys actually said. and we want to get an idea of like from the mouth of jesus. [ laughter ] so here they are. the words of the candidates as
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because you hate the people on the outside. you lock your doors because you love the people on the inside. [ applause ]hat we need appropriate vetting and i don't think that orphans under 5 should be admitted into the united states at this point. [ applause ]p bad guys by taking away our guns. you stop bad guys by using our guns. [ applause ] >> look at that face.vote for that? uh. >> i would them. i'd just bomb those suckers. >> the other thing is with the terrorists you have to take out their families. [ applause ]ke the votes of everyone who likes machine guns and bacon. [ applause ] >> i will build a wall. it will be a great wall. >> usa! usa![ applause ]
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eers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. george clooney, dave salmoni, orth of animals are backstage now. but first it's learning time. i believe that children are it? what are they? our future. anyway. i believe children are our future.en we're not working on this show, we co-host a show on pbs to help
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kids can call in questions and we help them. we've beout 35 years now? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. something like that. and we thought it might be fun to share some of what we do with you tonight.aid grab a pencil and your trapper keeper. it's time for a lesson from the homework helper guys. and geography mathematics and anatomy physicianics and biology if you want to get wise c helper guys >> jimmy: well, hello, everybody. good afternoon. i'm mr. kimmel. this is mr. guillermo. we are the homework helper guys. and our video chat lines are open. now, shall we, guillermo? >> sure. >> jimmy: oh, i see we have a couple of students on screen right now.s? >> my name is john. i am a sixth-grader. and -- >> jimmy: is this your wife? john, is this your wife? >> no. i am -- >> no!question is
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>> jimmy: well, i thought it was a reasonable question. this is not your wife. what is your name? >> mattie.ohn. nice to meet you. can we help you with any homework-related issues? or maybe you're having some kind of relationship issues. at all? >> well, you'd be surprised. >> normal. >> jimmy: what was the last fight you had?onds ago. >> jimmy: oh. what were you fighting about? >> shoving each other. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. shove each other, right? >> never. >> jimmy: never shove each other. and john, i see you wear glasses. do you consider yourself to be a nerd? >> no. okay. he says he's not a nerd. >> we don't have that kind of thing at my school. >> jimmy: we used to have it at my school. believe me. have you ever got a wedgie? >> nope.had one, huh? you ever give one to another kid? >> why would i? >> jimmy: things have really changed. >> yeah.bout a swirlie?
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>> i don't want to -- >> jimmy: a swirlie's when you take one of your friends, you stuff his head in the toilet bowl.sh the toilet bowl and his hair gets all swirly like an ice cream cone. >> okay, then.help you with other than that? >> so your brother is traveling 100 -- 117 miles -- where's my brother -- where's he going? >> that's not in the question. >> actually, it is in the question. >> oh. he is -- he travels in 2.25 hours to get home for school break. >> jimmy: hold on a second.0s. [ laughter ] so he's not in school anymore. so i really don't know what's going on. i mean, he has children of his own.ion makes no sense. do you have another -- do you have any other questions? >> okay. your nephew.
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to drive. said he was driving. >> jimmy: yeah, but i think you can reasonably assume that, >> yeah. he's only 5. >> jimmyt so much. what other questions do you have there? any reasonable questions we can answer? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is it?nomy of the north at the time of the civil war was primarily blank. >> jimmy: that's true. [ laughter ] it was primarily blank.stores back then. there was no walmart. there's no kmart, no target stores. so the economy was primarily blank. that's true. okay. >> no, no. you have to fill in the blank. >> jimmy: oh. it needs to be filled in. >> yeah.let's fill it with -- let's fill it with like a raspberry jelly. i always like that. [ laughter ] all right, guys?lling in today. i hope we were able to help. and good luck at school.
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>> okay. >> jimmy: really nice couple.they were married? how long did you guys say you were married? >> we're not! we're brother and sister.i don't know. >> ten years. >> jimmy: i think they said ten years. something like that. [ laughter ] thanks again, young people. and thanks to everyone who's watching. we are the homework helper guys. and remember, kids.omework, you're going to hell. if you want to be wise call the homework helper guys ] >> jimmy: thanks, kids. tonight on the show, dave salmoni is here with fierce animals, and we'll be right back with george clooney.lause ] to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain.lk is cheap. i'll be working while you sleep. still don't think i've got a brain?me's enough? who'll step up when things get tough?
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>> jimmy: hi. welcome back. tonight from animal planet one ndlers on
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is here with us. he's bringing a bobcat, a -- notian boar, and silky chickens, which are these great-looking chickens. and we're going to eat them. ] tomorrow night channing tatum, regina king and music from kopecky. please join us then. our first guest is a big movie star who, in his new movie, , it is his fourth collaboration with joel and ethan coen, the very funny "hail, caesar!"selves that we're creating something of artistic value or there's some sort of spiritual dimension to the picture business, but what at cat out in new york running this factory, serving up these to call bread circuses for the -- ah, wait, wait!en to me, buster. nick skank and the studio have been good to you and everyone else who works here. if i ever hear you badmouthing
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have you tossed in jail for coconclude collude ingction. >> i would never do that. >> shut up. >> "hail caesar" opens in theaters friday. please say hello to george clooney.] >> nice. nice group. >> jimmy: i've got to tell you something terrible. so last night richard dreyfuss was here. >> right.ink he wanted the audience to give him a standing ovation but nobody stood up. and i told him, oh, nobody ever stands up, we tell them not to stand. [ laughter ] >> maybe tell him not to watch the show, then. [ laughter ]we'll gas him or something. [ laughter ] oh, boy, i feel like i'm looking in the mirror. every time you're here.
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[ laughter ] separated at birth. >> jimmy: we were. i'm doing well. how are you? everything all right? >> really good, actually. very good.re getting hit by josh brolin over and over again -- >> yeah, several times. >> jimmy: how slappy is the slap? >> well, every once in a while you get clocked.ft hands. >> jimmy: does he really? >> josh is a very gentle soul. but you know, he did request to do the take over and over again, which i didn't understand. [ laughter ] >> yeah. i didn't understand. he's like, i think i can do it better. [ laughter ] he hit me again. >> jimmy: who gets to make that decision, as to whether do you ? >> two directors that are laughing in the corner. >> jimmy: i see. >> they're laughing a lot. >> jimmy: we're in the middle of awards season here. >> yes.ade of the golden globes and the s.a.g. awards and the oscars. but isn't the best award you can get being asked to be in a movie by the coen brothers? best honor you could receive as an actor? >> i don't -- i actually don't think any actor would turn them nything ever. the first time they called me
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brother, where art thou?" and they -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: what was the second movie they called you for? >> "intolerable cruelty." and then -- [ applause ] classic now.figure we'll just do applause breaks throughout the -- >> but they literally sent -- before they even sent the script they called up and said we're o you want to be in it, and i was like, yeah. they were like do you want to read the script? okay, but i'm going to be in it. they're the directors you really want to work with. and for them it's got to be the greatest thing. you don't have to prove anything to anybody. also forg to be in a movie -- >> a coen brothers movie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they're funny. because they have this -- they stand next to the monitor when they're shooting and they have a -- they laugh.f -- like ha, ha, ha. the whole time you're doing the take. you think they'rethe sound guys. they look at me and like ha, ha, ha.
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>> jimmy: do they ever argue? you have two directors and they're brothers. do you have -- each other. >> jimmy: oh, you do. >> yeah. i say that's a much, much better idea, ethan because your >> jimmy: who would settle an argument? do they call their mom? i mean, really. >> i don't know. it's just a constant fight between the two of them. they just yell and screaime. >> jimmy: when they have a scene -- there's a beautiful scene in this movie. there are a number of them. but there's a scene, it's a water dancing scene. look at it i just wonder like how this was written on the script. i mean, how do you even know? >> younight. channing had to learn how to tap-dance to do this tap-dance number. and literally, if you read the script it just says "and he dances."like that. and it's three months of training. "rome burned." so he was in hell.easy. you did have to wear a roman -- what outfit -- how would you describe that?
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describe it. it's a leather miniskirt. [ laughter ]vie you're wearing it. >> and it -- not so whoo. no. [ laughter ] honestly.those. unless it's friday night and i'm drunk, we don't wear that. [ laughter ] and you get a little breeze going. most comfortable. >> jimmy: you were an altar boy when you were a kid. >> i was. >> jimmy: i was also an altar boy. >> you were? >> jimmy: yeah.aring a dress for a job. because that is what you wear. >> you do. it's a longer dress. conservative. >> were you a good altar boy? although i would sometimes fall asleep during mass. i have a huge mouth and i of course didn't cover it. my parents would go nuts. >> you also -- i remember being wanted to do weddings because everybody's happy and because you don't have to do the incense, which is just brutal because you're holding the incense, you can't breathe.a drag because
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funerals. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did. >> here's a little something for taking care of uncle joey. >> jimmy: we'd get $5 for a funeral and $5 for a wedding. there was no difference. >> really? no, not when i learned there was no difference between joy and pain, they're really the same thing. [ laughter ] >> catholicism will teach you a lot of those things. >> jimmy: would you go to confession? >> sure.rd because you work with the priest. right? >> well, first of all, you start going to confession in second grade. you're, you know, 7 years old. and i remember confessing you go in once a week. and i would look through the list of ten sins, you know.ing to a priest that i'd committed adultery because i thought that meant acting like an adult. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and they have that long pause behind that screen. uh, let's take this back and try
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georgie boy.retty good. i'd make my sins up. i really would. i didn't want to tell him the mbarrassing. i'd come up with like i was mean to my sister. >> my buddy pete and i when i was in school we'd read in the bible where some saint had put a pebble in their shoe and walked around for penance.ifth grade where you had a couple things you didn't want to confess, it's a small town, a town of a few hundred people, so you know the priest knows your voice. was important for him to take care of. and then i would fill my shoes with gravel and i'd jump off the top of my bunk beds. and then i was cleansed. >> jimmy: what?hter ] >> jimmy: it's weird being catholic, it really is. >> i did stop that a couple years ago. >> oh yeah. you don't keep doing that. you have to do it again. >> that's just for fun. >> jimmy: we all know your first -- really your big break was "e.r.," right?lause ]
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it was exciting. i'm very excited. all the time. when we come back -- you've never had a proper reunion? >> no. back, the "e.r." reunion with george clooney. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain.
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[ cheers and applause ] show. "e.r." was a great show. it run for 15 seasons and won 23 emmy awards. it was the longest-running primetime medical drama in television history.ring you the magic back with the first ever reunion of "e.r." [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] blood. i need a cbc cross type four units. somebody bring me a scalpel. [ laughter ] somebody bring me a scalpel.ging me a scalpel? >> oh, excuse me. i'm sorry. i know i'm supposed to be under.s bringing
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kind of a last-minute thing and we had some trouble getting the ether. [ laughter ] >> julianna margulies? >> jimmy: yeah.he good wife," so she couldn't make it. >> noah wyle? >> jimmy: you know, he wanted to be here but i guess he's got a taco tuesday. [ laughter ] >> eriq lasalle? >> jimmy: oh, no. jury duty. i'm sorry. we probably shouldn't even have done this. if you want to cancel because we -- ant to cancel. when george clooney commits to an "e.r." sequel -- >> jimmy: reunion? [ laughter ]hen george clooney says he's going to show up for an "e.r." reunion -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ applause ]
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>> do you have anybody? >> jimmy: well, yeah. for you. oh, look. it's -- use ] why, look who's joined us. hugh laurie from "e.r." >> i don't know. what year you were on "e.r."? >> i was not technically on "e.r." i was on "house."nd applause ] >> all right. well, close enough. do you have a scalpel?at we have here. oh. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> wow. >> my god., that's bad. >> that looks terrible. >> jimmy: something wrong? >> that looks terrible. [ laughter ]is there anything
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doctor, please. >> no, no, no. >> not wrong exactly. >> no. but -- do microsurgery. [ laughter ] >> all right.eration, then, i guess. >> okay. what do you think we should do? >> jimmy: just operate on osed to be operating on in the first place. oh, my god. i'm dying. oh, oh, oh, oh! [ beeping ] >> he'sys are shutting down. he's going into multisymptom organ failure. >> yes, yes! >> super ventricular tachylipnia. >> i don't even remember what is.ry stringfield? >> jimmy: she couldn't get an uber. so she didn't come. [ laughter ] >> tony edwards? cycle. >> come on let's go, little jimmy! [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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bp stands for blood pressure. oh. blood pressure. yes. >> all right. if we don't perform arterial ligation and pack the cavity with activated -- i'm going to perform cpr. come on. stay with me, jimmy. come on, jimmy. come on, jimmy. >> dr. ross, no. this is not working. the rapper's delight. [ laughter ] >> rapper's delight? >> come on, dr. ross. you remember what they taught us at tv medical school.delight. >> hip, hop, a hippy to the hippy, bang bang you don't stop rocking.e to the rhythm of the boogie the beat [ cheers and applause ] hip, hop, a hippy hip hip hoppy you don't stop rock it out baby bubba to the boogie boogie the beat
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he's coming back! >> jimmy: i'm alive!] >> we have a pulse. >> dr. ross, you saved him. you used hip-hop to save this man's life.ave his life. >> dr. ross, you're a genius. >> no, you're a genius for thinking i'm a genius. [ laughter ]u're both geniuses. and thank you so much, guys. >> no, no, no. you stay there. >> jimmy: for saving my life, dr. doug ross.e always wanted to do. >> me too. >> ready?] >> jimmy: that was a really good reunion. thank you, hugh. thank you, george. hugh laurie and george clooney. it opens friday. we'll be right back with dave salmoni and animals.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back. it is february 2nd, and our next guest happened to have a
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compartment.beasts and host for animal planet where sunday you can watch "puppy bowl 12."an tarzan, dave salmoni. [ cheers and applause ]hese guys. >> jimmy: all right. >> grab them by their wings. >> jimmy: by the wings. how can you even find his wings? >> over the wings. [ laughter ]my: who knew i would be terrorized by a chicken? i'm going to eat those on sunday. [ laughter ]tart out with something nice and light for you to hold. >> jimmy: wow. this is the animal that i wasn't fearful of, and now it's turned into a nightmare. no. no.when we grab the wings? >> they do. because they feel comfortable. see how comfortable? >> jimmy: yours is comfortable. mine's freaking out. [ laughter ]ut? >> duck him in here. you got him? just grab his feet up a little
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>> jimmy: what about the wings?s. there you go. you got him. yes. you're a chicken wrangler. >> jimmy: look at how natural i am. [ laughter ] doing wonderful. do you want me to grab him? >> jimmy: no, look at me comfortable, are you kidding? [ laughter ] >> these are called silky chickens. are silky. >> the texture of their feathers. the other thing, these are neat, they have black meat. so if i were to eat a chicken breast or a wing like you suggested, it's black.t these? >> they don't usually. >> jimmy: because it's >> exactly. >> jimmy: isn't it an interesting thing that people won't eat these chickens because they're beautiful. >> and the meat is not so beautiful. >> jimmy: and the meat's not so beautifu beautiful on the outside and black as night on the inside. [ laughter ] >> a big reason we bring these he cheerleaders for our puppy bowl during -- >> jimmy: oh, you have the chickens be the cheerleaders. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do the puppies eat
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>> i jimmy: is this chicken doing -- pooping or something? i feel things dropping. >> i hope not. >> no. you're good.re like muppets than chickens, aren't they? [ laughter ] >> i thought they're odd enough looking that i could bring them out for you. >> jimmy: they are pretty odd-looking. they lay eggs. >> they do. they lay a lot of eggs. 100 a year. amount. and then they come out little -- they must look really cute when they're babies. >> very cute. the other thing that makes them is little rough tough thing that most chickens don't have, this little extra rough at the bottom under their neck. >> i think it also goes to them looking good. a bit of scruff.it's like somebody turned an ugg inside out. [ laughter ] hey, do you guys want a chicken? yes., enjoy. you know how to hold them. that's the humiliating part for me is when the young women -- >> just slide in.
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>> stay right there. >> jimmy: that is a cute -- >> this is a bobcat. you can come in now nice and slow.say that is this guy in particular doesn't love it if somebody's hovering over them. >> jimmy: you'll never see y than i will toward that bobcat. [ laughter ] >> can you hear him give a little bit of a growl there? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]in a good position, then. >> jimmy: should you not make eye contact? or what -- >> it's interesting. with him, it's an aggressive move. if he stares at you and you locks you're trying to pick a fight with him. so it's a great one not to -- [ laughter ]they eat, dave? >> they eat almost anything. good boy. >> jimmy: where do these come from? >> all over north america. you can come in.t want to make eye contact. >> it's not glancing eye contact. it's if you stare at him. these guys are perfect predators. america.
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adapt to almost anything.- hunters. they can live off rats or birds or rabbits or whatever. >> jimmy: chickens? >> i'm going to get him to stand up. come here, buddy. look at his tail.alled bobcats, by the way? are they all named bob? [ laughter ] >> i'm going to walk around here and get him to stand up a little bit. hi, buddy. you're a good boy.g eye contact. [ laughter ] >> i know. i thought i could get him to move. obviously he's not -- i promise there -- >> jimmy: how much like regular cats are these bobcats? if i had a laser pointer or a ball of yarn or something. would -- [ laughter ] >> the difference with these guys.s would chase. and they're honed predators. this guy even more of a predator than your house cat. >> jimmy: well, yeah.he likes to hunt things it would be just like you see there. >> jimmy: seems like you've got a real loose grip on that leash. [ laughter ]aking this is just so he doesn't run off somewhere. >> jimmy: yeah.
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[ laughter ]'t want to pull on him too much. this guy, being such a good hunter, he's going to lay in wait like, this wait for something to get nice and close that's why you see a lot of the big weight is in his bum. >> jimmy: and what's the biggest animal he'll capture? oh, my god, there's a woman. >> yeah. she's going to make both of us >> jimmy: yeah. you did. yes, you also humiliated me. congrats. oh, no. it seems so cute. now that it's far away. >> yes. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you all right over there? >> yeah. >> you're going to keep it in your hands. and keep hiding it. okay?immy: keep the dish -- oh, boy. now, that's a -- that's an actual monster, right? >> this is a eurasian boar.come around and take one of those treats. give me another handful. -- >> jimmy: he could kill this desk if he wanted to, right? [ laughter ] >> put one of those in your hand. you're a good boy. >> jimmy: and throw it at him
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>> no. no. you're going to do it like this. i'll show you. you're going to hold your hand nice and flat and you're going to shove it under his nose. >> jimmy: no, i'm not. [ laughter ]t to try? >> jimmy: look at how gross his mouth is. >> look how smart he is. okay. sit. sit. >> jimmy: he's foaming at the mouth.ause ] >> jimmy: it's possible -- >> thank you. you can applaud that. [ applause ] come on, in jimmy. he's sitting down for you. why can't i just toss it? it would be funny -- how awesome would to be if he caught this indoesn't catch. you're the only person with a treat right now and he's going to smell it. >> jimmy: oh, geez. >> flat hand. yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that wasn't so bad. look at my hand. look at this. it's got like rabies froth all over it. [ laughter ] >> all right, buddy. i know.supposed to be managing the -- >> jimmy: i know. oh, no. oh, my god. >> come on, buddy.is attack
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>> you see its tusks while it's up there like that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> the bottom tusk -- i'm worrying a- >> jimmy: he's kind of friendly in a way? >> come on, come down nice and gentle. good boy. those tusks on the bottom are scissor sharp.his head really, really fast and basically gouge you. it's actually funny you ask because they are typically quite aggressive. can really, really do serious damage. a lot of guys that hunt these -- [ laughter ] you can imagine -- laptops? oh, yeah, these are the ones that people hunt, right? >> they hunt these things. and if you just wound it these guys can be so dangerous.s. >> jimmy: you should not mess with an animal like this. >> want to ask him to sit? >> jimmy: sit. >> put your hand up. no -- yeah, that's fine.you have to abort it. i'll show you how to do it once. come here, buddy. boris. >> jimmy: boris is his name? >> sit. you're sliding.ined.
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>> jimmy: he's trained to sit? >> yeah. sit. sit. come here. sit. sit. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, boris. wow. that's pretty good. >> pigs and boris is one of the smartest. >> jimmy: we're going to take a commercial break, boris. you'll enjoy another one of these disgusting little rocks. afternoon 3:00 eastern on animal planet.
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>> jimmy: i want to thank george clooney. i want to thank hugh laurie. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time.u so much. puppy bowl 12 is on animal planet on sunday. and thanks to you, boris. you've been a good dude.ightline" is next. thanks for watching.
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