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tv   Jimmy Kimmel Live  ABC  September 19, 2019 11:35pm-11:44pm EDT

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virtually ery time i speak to a l foreigneader i understand there may be various people listening from varus agencies, not to mention people from the other country it everems. is anybody dumb enough to elieve that i would re it, i leleaier?ve [cheers and applause] totally dumb. one of the reasons i'm dumb enough to believe it is because remember that time in muf 2017 when yo revealed classified iormation to a bunch of russians in you office? this was a big one. is is going to be a tough one for the president witch hunt his out of, because the inspector general who found this complaint to be credbling was nominated by president and he made a statement saying he disagrees with the whhold d .
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here in house. guillermo, pleas bring in the wheels of deals. now, as you can see - wheeels. le leaders trump was most likely speaking to, on the other wheel, promises he could have made. spin the fir one, guillermo, and the first one now. king, h promised kim . jong un tiffany's inheritance! ] wow. hemi prince mohammedin me,rmis lmhone number! [ applau u] something like that, right? but get s ibu
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