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jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- sarah silverman, republican presidential candidate marco rubio, musical guest wet. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 405, oklahoma city! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody! welcome. [ cheers ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you guys made it. you're here.
you're warm. [ cheers and applause ] and you're watching from home. thank you for watching. guys, i'm your host jimmy fallon. guys, we have republican presidential candidate marco rubio on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and to make marco feel comfortable during the interview, we have five other guys who are going to interrupt [ laughter and applause ] "my turn." "okay, my turn." [ laughter ] here's the latest on the election, you guys. at a donald trump rally in oklahoma, sarah palin called president obama a weak-kneed capitulator in chief. [ laughter ] when asked if she knows what a a capitulator is, she said "of course i do, it's one of those worms that turn into a a butterfly." [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, sure. this week, the manager of a a pizza restaurant in iowa put up a sign that said donald trump could eat for
[ laughter ] shortly after, thousands of restaurants across the country put up signs saying donald trump could eat for free. [ laughter and applause ] i just thought it was odd. why would they do that? they're hoping that he would come by. >> steve: chris christie, i know. >> jimmy: check this out. a new "people" magazine profile on bernie sanders said that he still does his own grocery shopping. grocery shopping usually takes bernie a while because he always stops for an hour to yell at the 1% milk. [ laughter ] "what about the other 99%? no one talks about that milk. no one talks about the 99% milk that you should be drinking." [ light laughter ] the article also said that bernie sanders' son calls his dad the bernster. [ laughter ] while jeb bush's son calls him "my mom's friend, jeb." [ laughter and applause ] that's sad. you shouldn't do that. cold. guys, i saw that a new ad from
simon and garfunkel. at first, people wondered how they got the rights, and then they looked at old photos and realized bernie sanders might be garfunkel. [ laughter ] we're not sure. [ applause ] we're finding out now. we're finding out now. we're still finding out. we're still finding out. >> steve: they don't know yet? they're still looking. >> jimmy: guys, listen to this, the white house just announced new guidelines that say doctors must let patients see their medical records if they request them. and doctors are like "just so you guys know, 'lard ass' is a [ laughter and applause ] so -- it means healthy butt." and get this, a leaked memo revealed that espn told its reporters and announcers not to make political comments on air. seems weird, but looking at a a few games they've aired recently, you can see where the problem is coming from. good hands. he passes it on ahead. iguodala, slam dunk. obama's not my president. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have to listen --
>> steve: wow. >> jimmy: you gotta listen close, but it's there. you can hear something. >> steve: that's insane. >> jimmy: you got to listen close. it's something there. >> steve: no wonder the memo. >> jimmy: no, yeah. you gotta -- listen to it again later. you can hear it. [ light laughter ] of course, the other big story right now is winter storm jonas, which could drop over two feet of snow on parts of the northeast. meteorologists say winter storm jonas wasn't that strong until it left its brothers joe and kevin. [ laughter ] then, unstoppable. [ applause ] hit after hit after hit. i mean, unstoppable. little entertainment news here. i saw that jennifer lawrence is set to star in a biopic about a a spy who became fidel castro's lover in the late '50s. i won't spoil why they broke up. let's just say he had a little bit of a cuban missile crisis. [ laughter ] >> steve: zoink! rink! ronk! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, this
have you seen this, higgs? this is really funny. last night on "wheel of fortune," we love "wheel of fortune." we love pat and vanna, and everybody. we were watching. these two contestants had back-to-back guesses that were pretty interesting. watch this. >> and the category is the ever popular food and drink. [ ding ] >> homemade waffles? >> no. still time. [ ding ]. christine? >> homemade waffles? [ laughter ] >> still not that.no. still no. yeah. "i'm sorry, pat, she's --ffles?" [ laughter ] "that's the wrong show." "pat, i'd like to buy a a waffle." "we don't have any damn waffles." guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, right
>> jimmy: very nice, very nice. so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, my pal here. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: and youtube star, lilly singh. that's going to be fun. plus, we have music from st. lucia and thank you notes.cause it's friday. it's going to be good. so tune into for show tomorrow. set your tivos or whatever you do. dvrs. >> steve: dvr it. >> jimmy: betamax. >> steve: film it. >> jimmy: whatever you guys got, yeah. >> steve: 70 millimeter. >> jimmy: cd-rs.. fisher price. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. she's a unbelievable comedian. she's a bestselling author, and n actors guild award nomination for her dramatic performance in the film, "i smile back." sarah silverman is here. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i love sarah silverman. sarah and i are going to catch up and talk about her movie, play a a round of word sneak. it's a fun game. so you don't want to miss that.
2016 republican presidential nomination. senator marco rubio is joining us this evening. >> steve: yeah!e ] >> jimmy: and making their television debut with us tonight. we have music from wet! and applause ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: there it is right there. wet. >> steve: oh. ooh. [ laughter ]ky -- freaky album. i posed for that. >> steve: did you really, you're the shadow in that? >> jimmy: that's my hand.t your back? >> jimmy: it's my back. [ laughter ] that's me with my shirt off. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, it's cool. while, so they figured they'd just put me on the cover. i was like, "can i be on the inside?" and they go, "sure." there i am. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my mustache. >> steve: that's your mustache that you shaved? >> jimmy: yeah, i used to have a mustache. like a a salvador dali. >> jimmy: long time ago. yeah, yeah. >> steve: back in the day. >> jimmy: anyway, good stuff.ittle bit of wet? here you go. this is "weak."
that's it. that's all you get.get that tonight. [ applause ] wet is here tonight, guys. hey, it's time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. hashtags hashtags jimmy: oh, that's right. you guys are on twitter? anyone use twitter? [ cheers ] it's fun. we use twitter on our show o if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you ings based on that topic. so since there's a huge winter storm predicted to hit the northeast this weekend, i went ed a a hashtag, #awwhellsnow. [ laughter ]tweet out a a funny, weird or embarrassing story about winter. we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it was athe u.s., so thank you for those tweets. [ applause ] i appreciate that, for playing along. now i thought i'd share some of ell snow" tweets from you guys. this first one's from @yesitsvicky.
a supermarket, and when i came ng it on the security cameras." [ laughter ] >> steve: ohh. >> jimmy: "oh, hi, yes. hi, how's it going?" >> steve: ha, ha, ha, ha! this one is from @lstimnotthatguy. [ laughter ] >> steve: he is that guy.i think he is that guy. yeah, no. he says, "i had to call home in second grade because i moved hool snowman to the place where dad put it on ours at home." [ applause ] >> steve: oh, boy.ink! >> jimmy: you should also move the lumps of coal. [ laughter ]is one is from @weslyngray. she says, "i pushed the sunroof button instead of the garage door and ended up with a foot [ laughter ] that's great. >> steve: avalanche! >> jimmy: this one's from @robertcarnell.iding with my 2-year-old cousin.
hit the house so i rolled off and let him hit it."use ] >> steve: 2-year-old cousin. >> jimmy: every kid for themselves! >> steve: get out! >> jimmy: 2-year-old cousin. yep.om @bluesdrew. he says, "my brother convinced me to give my clothes to the ng in the yard, then he locked me out of the house in my underwear." [ applause ] >> steve: that's what brothers do. >> jimmy: that's what brothers do, man. his job. >> jimmy: this is from @amonmissladdy. she says, "when i asked my dad owblower, he said no because there had to children." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yay, dad!: this one's is from @thehexican. he says, "my buddy got stuck in the driveway, so i helped him minutes. he had the emergency brake on." [ laughter ] "it ain't budging, man! it ain't budging, you gotta dig more!"or coming by, man." >> steve: you got it!
you got it.: see you later. this last one is from @clonenick. she says, "i once saw my neighbor salting his driveway with a table salt shaker." [ laughter ] there you have it, guys."tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around, we'll be right ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ]
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lause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a brilliant standup emmy-award winner, a "new york times"-bestselling author and a.g. award nomination for her performance in the dramatic film, "i smile back," which is now available and. she's fantastic in it. please welcome our pal, sarah silverman, ladies and
>> jimmy: oh my goodness. oh, we missed you. oh. sarah silverman, good to see you. this is the first time on our "tonight show." >> i love what you've done with it. >> jimmy: thank you so much.t. you look gorgeous as always. thank youfor dressing up. >> you have no idea what's happened. >> jimmy: really? being sloppy me, i think. i did a year of whatever the fancy people told me, but i am literally -- about 90 seconds ago the whole f this dress just popped open. the teeth just went, "hi!" [ laughter ]ind of like, sewed in. >> jimmy: all right, well don't move. you look fantastic. you look great. that's perfect. don't touch it. perfect.ah. you're very fashion forward. i always know that of you. you're very fashionable. i follow you on twitter.
>> i really do. >> jimmy: yeah. @sarahksilverman. that's you, right? >> yeah, that is me. . [ laughter ] you said you want to start your own perfume. i thought that was very interesting.hese ladies have scents, and i want one because i think about it every night when i walk my dog. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i livilding and i live -- like, i actually live in an apartment building where there's a a laundry room and everyone does their laundry.one dryer on every floor. walk past there, and it always -- i would call my scent, "laundromat." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh.ell. >> and it just has that hot smell. i'm going to be honest, it's tide. it's probably tide. [ laughter ]thing, yeah. >> but it would be called "laundromat." i love the smell of the laundromats here. >> jimmy: me, too, i love that, too. >> jimmy: you got to do "laundromat." >> it's a warm, clean smell.
a dryer sheet, too. i'm not sure. >> i find dryer sheets too perfumy. i appreciate you pitching. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm just spitballing, here.. >> that's what we do as comedians, but, no. >> jimmy: do you wear perfume in real life? >> my friend heidi's going to >> jimmy: you smell nice. >> i wear -- when i moved to new york city when i was 18, my m the body shop, and that is still what i wear to this day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? white musk.a store that is from 1980. you go into a time machine and then you buy your white musk. [ laughter ]ink it's still around, right? it must be if you still wear it. >> i do. >> jimmy: and that's your smell. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you smell good. >> you smell that? yeah, it smells great. it's clean. it's not too much. yeah. not -- it's not too much. not too little. it's perfect. yeah.on a clean body. it's not supposed to cover filth. [ laughter ] i'm not -- i'm sorry. i just, when men -- all right. never mind.
do you like it when men wear cologne? >> no, i don't. >> jimmy: i'm not wearing any. >> why am i so angry? this. >> jimmy: not angry. it's passion. >> i love uber, as we all do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> i will only uber-x because i want to get in someone's nice, clean toyota.o get into some limousine that smells like b.o. and drakkar. [ laughter ] it's gross.hey're putting it -- they're covering it is what you're saying. >> it's so strong, and it makes me -- i've become my mother, but it makes me sick. a tissue like i'm like, "uh." [ laughter ] i really can't take it. >> jimmy: really? your boyfriend doesn't wear -- he doesn't wear cologne? >> i love his smells. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> he gets mad at me because, like, one time he burped in the kitchen and i was like, [ sniffs ]stop it!" i was like, "i want to know all your smells. i love you." [ laughter ] but i do --know all your smells.
>> jimmy: so romantic. >> this would be a phero- no, that doesn't make sense, but i love, like, the smell of his armpits make me crazy. i love it. [ laughter ] and he's shy --use ] he's in the audience sitting with todd barry. i don't mean to name drop. [ laughter ]ve the smell of his armpits. and he's shy, and we have to negotiate, like, letting me get in there. [ laughter ]sn't like it. and i like his smells. so one year for my birthday, , he did the most selfless, beautiful thing. he spent a whole day with ahis armpit and under his balls -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> -- and one in his ass. [ laughter ] all right. >> i feel like he was doing the magic three because it's not like i've been looking to smell his ass. >> jimmy: magic three, what are you talking about? >> the comedy magic number of three. i don't know.
>> jimmy: what would he do with these cotton balls? >> he put them in little glass vials and label them and o me and it's on my piano. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and it's gonna be on this week's episode is "dateline." applause ] "he gave her a vial of his --" yeah. >> that's right. in so many ways. >> jimmy: you really do. absolutely. [ laughter ] oops.er and applause ] >> where is he? where is he? >> jimmy: it's a true story. yeah, okay. good.u know, everybody. it's not preplanned. a little todd barry cameo there >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about your movie. about your performance, "i smile back." you just got nominated for a a screen actor's guild award along with cate blanchett, brie larson, helen mirren, and sorcha ronan. >> i did.. that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ]
a s.a.g. award. that -- it really is. it was very special. >> jimmy: yeah. ied to be in a category with these hacks." [ laughter ] >> that's pretty pedestrian funny. i concede. was a funny tweet, calling them hacks. we all know they're not hacks. esses. >> jimmy: that's one of the coolest awards, i think, because it's just a community. it's like, voting for each you did a a great job. you were awesome in this movie." and i think, as a comedian, you go, "i'd love to get a dramatic score in it." and you did. you got the role, but then you scored in it. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ch. >> jimmy: you were great. >> well, you know? you're a beautiful actor. >> jimmy: and jacques charles ll playing your husband in the movie. basically i don't really know
do you really know how?'t figured out how to nutshell the movie. listen, it's a woman, a a housewife who is, on paper, has a great life, husband, ug addict, and she suffers from depression.n't think it's a a really, necessarily a very -- it's a unique story, but i a unique story in terms of i think it's a bit of an epidemic. >> jimmy: a common story, yeah. how did they find you for this?or? >> it's become, like, the story of how movies are made. i was on howard stern.ight. >> our pal, howard stern, talking about my own experience with depression. and amy coppellman, who wrote the novel, was driving down the ing to howard and just decided that this part had to be me., a really bleak, kind of kismet. >> jimmy: man, was she right.jarring in a way because i watched and go,
i can't wait to see it. you're funny." and then -- it goes -- it swerves. yeah, it swerves off the road.reat acting. i'm, like, "hi, i'm driving!" >> jimmy: no, no, no, it gets deep. it gets dark. man, oh man, you handle it so well.ow everyone a clip. i'm tired of talking about it because i want you guys to see it. here's a look at sarah silverman's s.a.g. award mance in the dramatic film, "i smile back," it's available now on demand. check this out. >> and itunes. >> this point in the year, eli is familiar enough to get to m. he'll be fine. >> i'll take janey? okay. >> i'm okay, mom.
>> is that how you want to raise your kids? >> yeah, that's how i want to raise my kids. thanks for the help, you condescending -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did a great job. congratulations.ick around and play a game with me, please? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: guys, we'll be right back with more sarah silverman.word sneak right after the break. stick around.
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demand. "i smile back." check it out.o keep the interview going. let's spice up the conversation with a little word sneak. here we go. work sneak >> jimmy:now, here's the way it's going to work. we'll each get five cards with random words written on them. our goal is to work the words rsation as casually and seamlessly as possible. are you ready for this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, good. there are your cards. look at one. i'll just start with a question and then you -- did you make any new year's resolutions this year, sarah?w, i never really do. i'm trying to hunt more. [ laughter ]at's what you want to do for 2016? >> yeah, i mean, you know, its good for the animal population. if you hunt deer, you hunt moose, you hunt whatever, and it keeps them, like, somehow r something. >> jimmy: that's a good point. yeah. i don't hunt.
them down. [ laughter ]o get right in as close as i can. >> what do you use? >> jimmy: i use a stick and i just -- them like a pinata. [ laughter ] until i feel satisfied and then i'm done.t. >> jimmy: yeah, it's fun. it's just something i've been doing. [ laughter ] something i've been doing. something i've been into. it's just a little quirk no one . >> when you do beat animals to death -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah?ever noticed this, because i actually am trying to think of animals right now. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> do they have belly buttons? [ laughter ]re born, there is an umbilical cord, right? and, it's just, they, do they or they eat it off? they don't have someone, like, snipping it off, but either way, it's -- >> jimmy: i don't even know done beating them, i'm just, i'm on my hoverboard and going to the next animal.
ready to beat -- off to the next one. i mean, i do it -- it's a time thing. more of i don't care about how many animals, so i do 30 minutes of hunting every day. [ laughter ] just want to use a tennis racket, sometimes you want to use, i don't know what i'm trying to say. i don't know where this is going.in the middle. all i'm thinking about is i'm re-watching "l.a. law" when i'm on the elliptical. so, it's like, i want to see susan day. i wanna see jimmy smits. >> jimmy: did you say "l.a. law"? >> sarah: yeah. >> jimmy: because it's funny, every night after the show, i get home, sit in my bean bag warm buttermilk -- [ laughter ] and an e-cig. just sit back, watch "l.a. law" enjoy myself. and just go, "hey, i deserve it, man." >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: yeah, i had a tough day.i like to relax.
>> my beaver. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's not what you think. it's not you think. it's what i call my [ bleep ].pplause ] >> jimmy: that's a name of the a new pitbull song which i just [ laughter ] [ ding ] i'm gonna end it right there.trouble, missy. that's a great conversation right there with sarah silverman, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] always a pleasure. thank you, you for being so funny and awesome. senator marco rubio joins us after the break. stick around, everybody.
welcome marco rubio! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: marco rubio, everybody. at was nice. >> did he just sing "rubio?" >> jimmy: rubio, rubio. yeah, yeah. >> they got permission to do that? >> jimmy: we got permission from -- we can pay for that one, yeah. [ laughter ] thank you so much. where'd you get those, man? >> jimmy: i just -- thank you very much for being here. >> i do. can i keep them? [ laughter ] i need a backup pair. >> jimmy: can you believe that your boots --one in iowa and one in new hampshire. so you gotta give me the -- >> jimmy: why is it a big deal that you wore these? i love these boots, by the way.
deal that you had heels on your boots. who cares? these are great boots, by the way. these are floor -- no floor shine.y wear them on weekends. >> jimmy: you only wear them on weekends. >> yeah. nights mostly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you wear them to bed? >> yeah.they're a step up. when i was in, like, in college, i bought some boots like that and remember the old foam parties? remember that?hat. >> jimmy: yeah, a foam party? >> yeah, yeah. so i bought some of those and when i left the foam party, they were white. like washed the dye out of it. it was really bad. so these are like a step up. >> jimmy: you used to go to those dance parties? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't say that you go to them all the time. you went once. >> yeah. well that's all you need.. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think they're cool. my dad wore these zipper boots to work. he worked at ibm.and i started wearing them, too, and i know will ferrell lov zipper boot to wear them around the office, but will would wear white >> jimmy: wh >> because he went to a foam party. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's probably why. but i think you shoul wear them.
>> no, they're in an appropriate time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: undisclosed location. you can't say where they're hiding. yeah. i think yo man. they look you're marco rubio. you can do whatever you want to do. you're running for president. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to our show, and thank here. >> thank you. jimmy: appreciate it. new york city h meaning for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because -- >> i got engaged here. >> jimmy: yeah. one? yeah. >> it was like a long time ago, but it was -- yes. [ laughter ] but it was a good. it was a good thing. >> jimmy: yeah. on valentine's day in 1997, and i told my -- i wanted to propose to her on top of the empire state building. she liked "sleepless in of it? >> jimmy: sure, yeah. great movie. [ light laughter ] it's great movie. >> yeah, i thought it was about insomnia, but it's not. it's like a -- >> jimmy: no that's where they get you. yeah. >> it was cold. and she didn't want to go up there to the top so i had to figure out quickly, like, how er up there. >> jimmy: she didn't' wanna do to the top of the empire state building? >> no, it was cold.
so it was like 40s. >> jimmy: that's not even cold. yeah. >> so we wanna go up there. so, i finally convinced her, i said, "look, as a child, i always loved king kong.as on top of the building?" she's like, "that's not even a a real story." i go, "i know but i liked it. let's go." proposed and then i was afraid -- i don't know why it was this thing, i thought i was going to drop the ring off the side. so i grabbed the ring back and en we got to the bottom. [ laughter ] i was just worried i would lose the ring, like, it would fall off the side. you're not gonna find it. >> jimmy: just don't go to the ld >> it's in new york gonna find it. >> jimmy: this is l >> i know. but that's wher "sleepless in they sh by, you know, somewhere flatter. immy: you just g renting other movies. but i mean you're happily married. you got four great kids, ri >> they the show. they said, "they're going to boo at you, dad, they're going en you wa out." [ audience aws ] and it didn't happen. that's good. >> jimmy: they don't boo anybody. [ cheers and applause ] they can. >> no, no, no.an if you want them to. i mean, we -- > anybody. but now they can't watch the show tonight because segment was kind of -- the question thing.
i mean there was a couple re i have to figure out how to in the dvr or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll send you a clip of this. >> yeah, just send this clip. >> jimmy: yeah. cause they anywa too, yeah. >> jimmy: leave o >> yeah. >> jimmy: they don't > think one of them migh bought it for me. >> jimmy: really like the boots. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm not making fun of the boots. >> no, i thought it was a a comedy show. i didn't know. i thought we're -- okay. [ laugh >> jimmy: you're gonna get [ laughter you keep this u you keep this up actually really do enjoy the boots. i think that you should wear them. >> i'm actually tired of talking about gift. i actually do find them very comfortable. for those of you who don't know what your message is, do you want to let everyone know why or president? >> yeah. well, obviously this country's family. my parents came here, actually to new york in 1956 and my dad ped going to school when he was 9 years-old because his mom died, so their whole life they kind of struggled, they worked hard. at
you know, they were able to own a home and raise their kids.this to remain that kind of country. i want it to remain a place where people can do for their to do for me.e're losing that. if you go around the country you see so many people that will tell you we're working harder than we ever worked yet get ahead. so that really bothers me. so we're not just going to save the american dream, i want to than ever. >> jimmy: that's fantastic.lause ] this? because, i mean, donald trump is just leading, right, in the polls? >> who's that? [ laughter ] for >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and ted cruz. >> yeah. i know him. >> jimmy: yeah, you know him as >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: jeb.eb very well. >> jimmy: is that awkward for you, you and jeb to be debating? >> well, there's a lot of other too. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i mean yeah. we've known each other for a a long time. we just happened to have, like,
>> jimmy: it is a weird coincidence. >> but i like jeb very much. he's my friend and will always be my friend, so. >> jimmy: how do you pronounce guacamole?? >> jimmy: yeah. >> guacamole. >> jimmy: oh yeah. jeb does, guacamole. [ laughter ] i just wanted to hear you say it the same way jeb does. >> yeah. no.s your strategy going into this? this is crucial. this time period right now. >> yeah. i mean we're working as hard -- that's why i'm on the show tonight.ew hampshire or iowa, please vote for marco rubio. [ laughter and applause ] i approve this message. >> jimmy: you have to -- you approve this -- just in case, yeah. >> jimmy: what if you don't win those two states, is it still possible? >> oh, sure, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but we want to win. >> i mean we want to do as well as possible so let's not talk about not winning, you know, because we're going to do real well there. feel good about it. why you're doing all this stuff. that's why you're doing -- obviously like that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: would you -- this is a -- >> i mean, i have a little bit of an impediment in new hampshire.ke the new england patriots. so it's hurt me a little bit because i'm a dolphi [ boo ] [ laughter ]
there you go. >> yeah. hey were gonna boo me. >> jimmy: you you got one. hey, you did it, [ laughter ] >> jimmy: y hard for that and you got it.a fo question. say if you don't win the nomination, would you consider being vice president? >> no. no, that's not what i'm thinking about. i either -- i wantthe nfl, which is more powerful than president sometimes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to b commissioner i mean they have one n i'm just sayin ne i'm serious, that's a great you have a lot of power in that job. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes of cou but the president is obviously -- >> no, that's is -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you just, i love that >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is really fun, yeah. well, i luck. >> thank you.me back an yeah, and if that -- then, know, you can send me some jerseys or something like that. [ laughter ] >> or some boots. >> jimmy: or some boots, yeah, i love the boots. please.ybody. [ cheers and applause ] senator marco rubio, thanks for coming on the show. wet performs for us next. stick around, everybody.e ] to those who deliver dinner...
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