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martin scorsese, gillian jacobs, musical guest, the chainsmokers, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 410, b-more! whoo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's why you get up. that's why you wake up every morning. come on. you get to hear that. that's it. exciting. that's the love. that's a hot, hot, hot, hot new york city crowd. welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it.
thank you for watching. i appreciate it, everybody. i love you, too. let's get to some news here. this is what everyone is talking about. of course, it's still the iowa caucus. on monday, hillary clinton narrowly won in iowa with the final results showing that she beat bernie sanders by less than 1%. and you thought bernie was mad at the 1% before. [ laughter ] [ as bernie sanders ] it's always the 1%. [ applause ] actually, hillary is facing criticism for declaring victory in iowa prematurely. yeah. the final results weren't actually announced until around 1:00 p.m. on tuesday, but she of last year. [ laughter and applause ] people got a little ticked off. a little upset. >> steve: just a little bit. >> jimmy: well after receiving less than 1% support in the iowa caucuses, martin o'malley suspended his presidential campaign. [ audience aws ] in a related story, the new york jets have announced that they've decided not to play in the super bowl this week. [ laughter and applause ]
not gonna do it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: they decided it. >> steve: yeah. they suspended it. >> jimmy: yeah. they suspended their -- [ laughter ] >> steve: they suspended. >> jimmy: we're suspending our playing, and good luck to whoever wins. you know what, i won't be watching. >> steve: yeah. sorry. >> jimmy: i'll be doing something -- spending time with family that day. [ laughter ] over on the republican side, ted cruz made history by becoming the first hispanic to win the iowa caucus. then cruz said, "and the first canadian -- i mean, nothing." [ laughter and applause ] now, this isn't good, you guys, right here. experts are saying that the low turnout for jeb bush in iowa means that he spent almost $3,000 per vote. [ audience ohs ] man, talk about a waste of $6,000. >> steve: i know. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what i mean? that's -- >> steve: you're not seeing that money again. >> jimmy: of course, jeb's had a tough couple months campaigning. despite a poor showing in iowa, he was back at it yesterday in new hampshire. and if nothing else, he still knows how to work a crowd. >> i think the next president
send a signal that we're prepared to act in the national security interests of this country, to get back in the business of creating a more peaceful world. please clap. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! oh! oh, no. >> jimmy: for the love of god. can i get like an awkward cough? anything? a nod, can you move? come on. >> steve: oh, god. >> jimmy: any sound at all? gosh. [ laughter ] please clap. come on. do i gotta make you do everything? >> steve: try to thumbs up. >> jimmy: anything. you know, it's gonna be tough when jeb announces he's withdrawing from the race and gets a standing ovation. [ applause ] he's like, that's what i wanted you to do in the first place. poor jeb, man. but the big story in iowa --
it's just still -- i just -- he just, it's a good thing. he should have applause. >> steve: yeah. he's talking about peace, world peace. >> jimmy: just please clap. come on. >> steve: come on. let's do that live. >> jimmy: i should do that for my monologue. yeah. come on, that was a decent joke. come on, clap. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, what are you're gonna do? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: bush.it makes you happy when people clap. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. the big story in iowa that everyone's talking about has to be donald trump. all right. he actually came in second to ted cruz. and after trump's second place finish, people started retweeting one of his tweets from 2013 that says, "no one me in second." [ laughter ] even kanye west was like, "you got to be careful what you put " [ laughter and applause ] you gotta take your time. >> steve: especially with the number two. >> jimmy: yeah.of people say that donald trump sounded
concession speech, but i don't know. to me, it sounded like classic trump. did you see this? [ as trump ]vening. it's me, donald j. trump. [ laughter ] in case you were wondering, the j. stands for genius. [ laughter ]here tonight because the people of iowa have wisely named me the winner and champion of second place. [ laughter ]like children say, first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest. [ laughter ]o, get that taken care of. [ laughter ] you wouldn't want your hair to make you look ridiculous. [ laughter and applause ]t it, two is bigger than one. one plus one is two.
[ laughter ]nd applause ] and if you don't believe me, just look at these examples of why two is better than one.tory 2." clearly the superior movie. [ laughter ] next up, r2-d2. i've never even -- i've never even heard of an r1-d1. [ laughter ]he twins on the "bachelor." they're fantastic. first of all, four boobs. [ laughter ]y better than that psycho olivia. i mean, is she nuts or what?inion that has two eyes. way cuter than the minion with just one eye. who, let's be honest, looks can see me. [ laughter ] anyway, what i'm saying is that
from now on, when you think want you to think huge number two. [ laughter and applause ] so watch out, new hampshire, because the deuce is loose. cue the music.nd applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show. give it up for the roots right d gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, hot show tonight. big show tonight. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: brand new, fresh show for you tonight.e big news here. we are taking the show to los angeles the week after next, and we have some big guests joining us. i'm talking will ferrell, ra, zach galifianakis, jennifer lopez, snoop dogg, vince vaughn, bryan cranston, demi lovato. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we've got music by ecial guests.
we got the weeknd. the weeknd will be there. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and making his on our show, zayn malik will be there. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: also, for the first time on tv, we have dead & company.ht, with john mayer doing it up. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i know you love some grateful dead. >> steve: he loves it. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely.nday, february 15th. set your dvrs, set your tivos, set your betamax machines. it's gonna be a great show. [ applause ] first, joining us tonight is est film directors of all time. from "taxi driver" to "the last waltz" to "raging bull" to "goodfellas" to "casino" to reet." i said "wolf 'on' wall street." i screwed it up. that's not even the name of his movie. >> steve: no. he didn't. he wanted to. >> jimmy: "the wolf on wall street" was a movie i made. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyway, the one and only is here.is here, ladies
[ cheers and applause ] "the wolf of wall street." >> steve: "wolf of wall street." that. martin scorsese and mick jagger get together, they create this show on hbo called "vinyl." we're gonna talk about that. then mr. scorsese is going to lay a fun game called five- second movie summaries. it's gonna be great, and i'm going to lose. [ cheers and applause ] the new judd apatow series "love," gillian jacobs is stopping by. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and performing their this song, "roses." we have music from the chainsmokers! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the chainsmokers.body knows this sunday is super bowl sunday. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ]et my chips, get my dip. >> steve: dip. >> jimmy: i got my favorite acceptance speeches from the nfl honors that was on a couple days beforehand. god.
>> jimmy: they love to give out awards all the time. they give out awards during the whole year. they give out awards, you know, mvp.like that. did you know that? they give out awards, like, you know, things that are in high school yearbooks. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: like class clown. >> jimmy: most likely to succeed. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: let me show you what i mean. it's time for tonight show superlatives. here we go. lause ] tonight show superlatives >> jimmy: our first player is mike tolbert. he's a fullback for the carolina panthers.st likely to ask his barber for the hershey's kiss." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: people we're asking. next u ] >> steve: busted. busted. >> jimmy: sorry, sorry.alking and start jogging. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next up, we have ryan harris. he's an offensive tackle for the denver broncos.st likely to be
[ laughter ] sonbad. >> steve: i didn't know someone's named sonbad.nbad, jr. sonbad. >> steve: yeah, i think, sinbad, jr. >> jimmy: next up for the broncos is james ferentz. he was voted "most likely to be kid from 'up'." [ laughter and applause ] what? can we see that? oh, yeah. >> steve: oh, that's right. >> jimmy: not bad. same guy. >> steve: good award. >> jimmy: same guy. next up from the broncos, we have matt paradis. oh.as voted "orange julius caesar." there you go. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wait, the orange julius caesar? >> jimmy: orange julius caesar.nge julius caesar? >> jimmy: we have -- next up, we have jordan norwood from the broncos. he was voted "most likely to d have his neck grow six inches." >> steve: oh, wow. [ laughter and applause ] call a doctor if it's like that
broncos, we have danny trevathan. he was voted "most likely to be so high that he's not high anymore." [ applause ]full circle. >> jimmy: full circle, yeah. rare when it happens. >> steve: should have been vaping. >> jimmy: next up from the panthers is greg olsen. he was voted "surfin' dexter."pplause ] i mean, that's fun. he's like regular dexter. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but he surfs. >> steve: regular dexter but this one's a surfer.p, dude? oh, man, i'm going to cut this thing up, yeah. [ laughter ] next up from the panthers is brenton bersin. he was voted "most likely to foreign exchange student in an "american pie" movie. [ laughter and applause ] is that an apple pie? for real? cool, dude. >> steve: ooh, good.that's fresh, dude. >> steve: that's funky fresh, my man. >> jimmy: watch me whip and nae-nae, dudes.on. >> jimmy: next for the broncos is starting quarterback peyton manning. >> steve: yeah.
>> jimmy: he was voted "most his teammates with a werther's original." [ laughter and applause ] that's a nice thing. >> steve: here you go. >> jimmy: a nice thing -- coveted treat.shiny nickel. >> jimmy: he was actually given two awards. >> steve: oh, was he really? i did not know that. >> jimmy: he was also voted "most likely to get sacked and allen and i can't get up.'" there you go guys. those are your nfl superlatives. we'll be right back with martin scorsese! [ cheers and applause ] (music) woman: i' ll never remember all the projects, s, or meetings i gave up my nights for. (music' s drums intensify) but days like this, i' ll never forget. in the 2016 ford escape. be unstoppable. this is my fight song my life song
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[ cheers and applause ]we are joined right now by one of the great american artists of the past 50 years. he's a peabody, grammy, emmy, academy award winning director, and along with mick jagger he's the creators of a huge new hbo series called "vinyl." for it right here it premieres next sunday, february 14th at 9:00 p.m. please welcome one of the best to ever do it.orsese, everybody.
>> jimmy: that's it. yeah, i know. hot crowd. >> jimmy: hot crowd. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >>jimmy: i love it, thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here.think about you and your buddy, robert de niro. >> oh yes. >>jimmy: we always think of you guys together as buddies, like you hang out all the time.nie. you guys are roommates. >> that's true. it gets to the point where we don't see each other for a few months, but when see each other, it's yeah, right. >> jimmy: yeah exactly. >> just said the same thing. >> jimmy: i've done impressions of him in front of him and behind his back. but also -- but he's been very nice. that's good. he was my first r "tonight show." >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, and so i've done impressions -- >> did he speak?
[ laughter ]oved his mouth. so we made it look like he said a lot. yeah, yeah. he said he doesn't love to talk. do you do an impression of him? >> well, i don't really do ob. i don't know what happened over the years. we kind of somehow -- i like to think we melted into each other kind of in a way.i really like and it's from "goodfellas" that's become part of my mantra in a sense. >> jimmy: which one is that?where frank vincent playing billy bats really, really gets under joe pesci's skin by calling him you know, go get my shine box.'s the best scene, yeah. >> you know, and he says -- finally they're having a drink. and he's going, "come on, go get your shine box." at that point they have to pull m, screaming, kicking and frank says, "what the hell's the matter with him? what's the big deal? can't he take a joke? i didn't bother him."to have a a drink, and he goes, "well, you did insult him a little bit." [ laughter ]
then bob does best he goes, "okay. salud." we know we know what that okay is.hat okay -- the night not gonna end well for you. >> i always i always do that, you did insult a little bit. okay, okay let it go. [ laughter ]that is definitely him. that's a nuance. >> yeah, it's a more subtle one. >> jimmy: and the music, by the way, the music is so good. >> we were talking about that we were talking in l.a. about that. >> jimmy: yeah, we talked about harry nilsson. we talked about all that. i cornered you at a restaurant. sorry about that. >> no we had a great time.dn't let you leave. >> i had a great time. >> jimmy: i love -- i love "vinyl" because you, you get together -- how does mick jagger, how do you guys art talking? >> mick came to -- wanted to have a meeting with me back in 1996, '97 about doing a feature ed on the idea of "casino," in a way. he'd just seen "casino," and liked it, but the music business. and it took a long time. with many
it to a feature. but i couldn't figure out where to stop and where to start -- where start and where to stop. >> jimmy: sure.usic. come on. >> jimmy: it doesn't end. >> i mean come on, you go from 1945 to 2005 and you can keep going. and so eventually, i started r on "boardwalk empire." >> jimmy: absolutely. oh my gosh congratulations on that. [ applause ] >> thank you. terry wrote "the wolf of wall street."e point he was writing the script of this, "vinyl" what became "vinyl," and at one point? i kept saying, "what this, though? what about the '60s here?d so and arena rock at this point and what about the beginnings of hip-hop and all this?" and he said, "why don't we make it a series?" and so it took only about 20-some-odd years, but this is the result.yeah. >> this is the result. and mick is, you know, exec producer and were on to it all the time. he's always calling from some place like venus or -- ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. he's like on a remote island.
middle earth."w you could go to middle earth. yeah. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i got a nice little place on middle earth. it's very nice, you should come here. >> yes, exactly.should get a place on middle earth. >> and the connections are good. you can hear him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah you can hear everything. but yeah, hbo is doing the cool ay night before the show is on sunday. they're releasing a sound track for the upcoming episode that week. so this first one is available.love david johansen. >> oh yes. >> jimmy: you cannot beat him. >> i know. i know. he did it again in this, "personality crushes" and "stranded in the jungle." >> jimmy: i love that song i l. oh, i love that one. what was the other one i saw, here? i never heard foghat's version of "i just want to make you love of you." but it's gotta be amazing. yeah. sturgill simpson, if you don't put your money on that artist. >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: he's gonna be the biggest dude. >> yeah, yeah amazing. you love music. me too. i'm like, freaking out for this. bobby canavale. we had ray romano on the show the other night talking about it. >> ah.
good.n' roll, it's just everything combining in 1973 in new york city. yeah. we chose ultimately, it was terry and a number of us got together and we said, well, he '70s, because the '70s so much happened with music here, particularly in new york. and apparently, although i'm a a die hard new yorker, so i tice. but apparently the '70s was a a very bad decade for the city. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i did, you know, "mean streets" and "taxi was normal for me. >> jimmy: great. >> seriously, it really was, you know. and i couldn't tell. everybody said it was horrible. but at the same time, it tic atmosphere. it created atmosphere. and so you have in '73 when the show starts, you have just -- e '60s and the music becoming a little more bloated in a way, arena rock and this sort of thing. 12-hour organ solos. you know.la fudge," that was a great one. >> oh yeah, "vanilla fudge." "keep me hanging on" goes on for hours.
about it was that in the '70s, that began a kind of reaction against what was happening in the late '60s and early '70s, which became punk, became the o, three, four, two minutes, that's it the song is over. >> jimmy: three chords. yeah. yeah. >> three cords. that's it.ow how to play. >> jimmy: exactly. that's it. >> that's fine. i'm not saying they didn't know how to play. a lot of groups -- >> jimmy: that's what they did at they did. and the thing about it, i used to love -- i listened to punk later in the '70s. and a couple of friends of mine were really well known, great ey can't play, so, doesn't matter. it doesn't matter, you know? >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. that's not the point of it, yeah. >> that wasn't the point of it. but at the same time they nnings of kool herc, the records, the scratching and the changing of the turn tables. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that sort of thing, which eventually lead to hip-hop.so disco. >> jimmy: you think so? disco, huh? i mean, i'm into all this stuff. >> really? >> jimmy: you gotta see my ipad, yeah or ipod or whatever you call it.w. [ light laughter ] >> i never -- i'm sorry, i
>> jimmy: you never did the disco? >> no, no, it took me years. i just didn't get it. i didn't get it.54 a few times. and that was wild. it was great and it was crazy. but -- >> jimmy: not a disco fan. >> no i mean, some music, bee gees and sort of things --es is great. >> but it was mick jagger who finally said, but you see, you have to dance. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. start dancing. >> if you start dancing. >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause ] thing is, mick, no one can dance like that. >> not like you! >> jimmy: yeah, no one can dance like you. you love every music. exactly. oh, this is a mix and it's so fun to watch and so cool.sodes, right? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and every episode is like another cool thing that happened to you. >> oh, it's crazy. >> jimmy: everyone's fantastic in it. here's a clip.at martin scorsese's pilot episode of the new hbo series, "vinyl." check this out. >> you are all hearing this the
>> yeah.o. of course. >> three bars. i can tell they'll be filling football stadiums. >> come on, richie. >> where are we with the good rats? eventually you're gonna have to swallow. and when you do, i want to hear some good news.lause ] >> jimmy: martin scorsese and i are playing five-second movie summaries. after the break. stick around. it's very fast. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: welcome back to "the verybody. we're here with martin scorsese. [ cheers and applause ] "vinyl" premieres february 14th on hbo, everybody. out. now, mr. scorsese, i know -- can i call you mr. scorsese? >> you can call me that. or you can call me marty. >> jimmy: i can? >> yeah, yeah.waiting for that invite. i can? [ laughter ] marty, you directed -- [ laughter ] my old pal marty marty mart. marty mart. martin scorsese, you direct a a lot of movies. would you say you know about all movies? >> i know a lot about >> jimmy: yeah? okay, good. do you think you know enough about movies to summarize them in five seconds? >> i could try. >> jimmy: all right, good. it's time to play a game called five-second summaries. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] the deal, i have a stack of five cards, okay? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, now each card has a movie title on
as soon as you look at the card conds to describe the plot of the movie the best you can. you can make me guess which movie it is. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: you can't the title or say any of the actors' names. >> no. >> jimmy: just describe the plot -- >> this is hard. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. it's very easy. just, the plot of the movie.conds. i'll do the first one. we'll take turns. please put five seconds on the clock, please. all right, here we go. okey-doke.e what movie i'm doing. i'm stalling so i can talk. oh, sorry. [ buzzer ] that's an example of what not [ laughter ] don't do that. don't do that. here's what you do. >> okay. i won't. >> jimmy: now the audience knows what the movie that's an example of what not to do. once you pick it up, you have go. yeah. so here's what you do. >> clear now. >> jimmy: it's an animation, it's about snowman and a. it's a disney movie. [ buzzer ] >> "forever." what's that one?
[ cheers and applause ] >> it started with an f. >> jimmy: is "forever" a movie? >> "forever." yeah, no, something. >> jimmy: hat one. all right, here you go. >> now i go? >> jimmy: you take the first card, yeah. i'm not looking. >> okay, okay. a -- wait, wait. don't count yet.t yet. and go, count. >> hack screen writer in l.a. car just repossessed. old lady. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: "psycho?" >> no. [ laughter ] as an old lady? >> no, with an old woman. they met at a chimpanzee's funeral. [ laughter ] and it doesn't end well for him. >> jimmy: oh, he's floating in the pool at the end. >> that's right. >> jimmy: is it "sunset boulevard?"cheers and applause ] all right. >> jimmy: i didn't know anything about the whole chimpanzee. >> no, that's the whole thing. >> jimmy: that's not the whole
i'm thinking of a monkey movie. [ laughter ] >> but it's really weird.ach other ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, this one. this one, we'll gonna make it a a little tougher. [ laughter ]ee seconds to do it. >> all right. >> jimmy: we can do this. so i'll get it and say go, then you have three seconds. all right, ready? go.alls on the wicked witch. >> "wizard of oz." [ ding ] >> jimmy: yeah. come on. [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ]idence. i went right in there like that. >> i mean, really. >> jimmy: confidence. >> okay, okay, okay. >> jimmy: you say go and you got three seconds. >> okay, you ready? >> soft-hearted tough guy in love with the hero's wife and everybody's noble. >> jimmy: no, you're too much of a director. this is like -- [ laughter ]ou talking about? the hell are you talking about? the hero falls in love with the noble person? come on! if there's monkeys in the movie.ugh guy.
>> falls in love with this hero's wife, right? >> jimmy: okay. >> and he fights nazis. >> jimmy: ooh.rybody is noble by the end. >> jimmy: "sound of music." [ laughter ] come on, that was a great nazi movie. nazis are running around singing songs.nel straser. he was not colonel straser. he ran a club in north africa.immy: oh, he ran a club. "play it again, sam." [ ding ] "casablanca." >> that's it. [ applause ]because i didn't get fight nazis in there. >> jimmy: you only have three seconds, marty. >> my movies are long. what can i say?ound, one second. we have one word to describe it. this is -- you want to do mine?urs. >> jimmy: all right. >> i can't see anymore. what is that? oh, okay. >> jimmy: yours is
ready for this?his one. go. bear fight. [ buzzer ] >> "revenant." >> jimmy: yes! [ ding ] come on! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i love it, i love it, i love it. all right. see, that's great? all right. good. you want to try it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got one second. >> okay. you ready?sled. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: wait, don't tell me. >> rich man misses sled. >> jimmy: it's the sled.hing, oh my gosh. "citizen kane!" [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] oh.rsese, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] his new hbo series "vinyl" premieres sunday, february 14th. r the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what happens when lobster gets grilled, baked, and paired with even more lobster? you get hungry.
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actor you know from shows like "community" and "girls."w see her in the new judd apatow produced series, "love," which will be available february 19th on netflix. everyone, please welcome gillian jacobs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. welcome. thank you for coming to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: please, we're excited to have you. this is awesome.ck from the white house. >> yes. >> jimmy: now what was happening there that you were at the white house for? >> well, amy poehler has a a website called arty. >> jimmy: absolutely, i love it. >> fantastic website. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it's a great website. >> yeah. so they asked me to go with them for a white house nge for computer science event. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the next question you're going to ask me is do i know anything about
>> and answer is no. >> jimmy: no, you don't have to. >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: no, that's the fun thing. you don't have to know what it's about. >> not at all.no. >> yeah. i made a documentary about a a computer coder during world war ii, and so now people assume that i know things about computers, and i don't. >> jimmy: wow. >> i feel like for computer science somehow. >> jimmy: so go computers! [ laughter ] >> yeah, go computers. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i was a computer ollege. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> have you heard of cobol? >> jimmy: i know cobol easy. >> okay, the woman i made the documentary about invented cobol. >> jimmy: no way.to the audience, everyone -- >> jimmy: there's like this i.t. guys who's going, "what the heck is this? this is unbelievable." yeah. i got up to cobol and mastered cobol.n my way to c plus plus, and it got too hard there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i really did, yeah. [ light laughter ] but it's tricky. it's a lot of math. >> it's a lot of math.ch for me. but this is good for kids to know they can get out there and know what's going on and to be coding and programming. it's good stuff. >> the president has a whole alled computer
he wants it to be part of education for every student in america. >> jimmy: i love this. >> this is fabulous.lause ] >> jimmy: you can be a talk show host if you do it. that's what happens. it is fun to go in the white house. was this your first time at the white house? as a little kid, and i don't remember anything about it except for somehow i stole a a box of m&ms with a a presidential seal. [ light laughter ] you stole it. they probably gave it to you. >> yeah. but i did steal as a kid. i actually stole a flotation device from an airplane once. >> yes. yes, i know. i went on a trip with my dad. i got home. my mom was unpacking my suitcase and pulled out the flotation device. genius. >> yeah, and she got into a a panic because she realized there's a plane out there missing a flotation device. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. they check it. they check it. >> yeah, hopefully. >> jimmy: i think they do. some airlines, yeah. most. [ laughter ] that's a pretty fun thing to steal though. to steal that. i don't steal anything.
my run. i think i was really scared. >> jimmy: that's major, that's [ light laughter ] and you know what? the reason we went to the white house was that my uncle by marriage was the secretary of transportation.s directly screwing with my uncle. >> jimmy: that's his whole job. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: is to make sure that all these care of transportation wise. >> in every bathroom in every airplane, it's like the secretary of transportation tells you, you cannot smoke in this restroom.eah, right." >> jimmy: we can vape in here. yeah. i want to talk to you about this show. i wanna talk about judd apatow, because, you know, we love him here.ds of the show and he's just a brilliant guy. so fun and funny. how did you guys hook up? >> well, i was first cast on "girls." >> jimmy: you're great on "girls."y much. >> jimmy: absolutely great on "girls." >> thank you very much. [ applause ] yeah, so i came to new york to start working on that and i got l which is like judd apatow wants to meet with you. i was like, "is this what happens?"
then you meet judd apatow? and like, sure enough for me, it did.me. i met with him and he said, "there's a pilot that we want you to do." and i was like, "this is a a dream." because nothing's ever that easy. you don't ever get a call out saying like, here's your next job. but it was. and now it's "love" and it's gonna be on netflix and you can all see it. >> jimmy: congratulations to you.much. >> jimmy: yeah, we love this. this is good. [ applause ] what's the idea of the show so we can understand it? >> yeah, so basically this show follows myself and paul rust.essed up, crazy kids but messed up in different ways. my character causes chaos wherever she goes and he's kind of like a nerd with some repressed rage going on.might actually make a good fit. >> jimmy: always. opposites attract. >> totally. that's the theory of our show. >> jimmy: and it is love.veryone a clip. here's gillian jacobs with the new series "love." >> hi, i'm looking for my cat. missing? >> i don't know, it's been like a day or two.haven't had a cat like that come in here yet. >> well, how do you know?
>> excuse me? >> i know what you do. this is a kill shelter. you kill cats.s is an open admission shelter. without us there'd be lots of pets roaming around in the streets getting hit by cars and starving to death.s of animals every year. >> yeah, well, how many do you put in the incinerator? >> we don't have an incinerator. we don't even have wifi. ill them? >> look, we're just a charity. all right? and we only exist because people like you lose their pets all the time.le person? >> compared to me, yes. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: come on.everybody. season one of "love" will be available friday, february 19th on netflix. we'll be right back with a a performance from the chainsmokers.they're really good.
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