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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- from "scandal," actress katie lowes --from "wynonna and the big noise." featuring the 8g band with jaleel bunton. [ cheers and applause ], seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "latryone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. the new hampshire primary was last night, and i guess i'm not te whose
die." bernie sanders beat hillary clinton last night. new hampshire and nearly every voter demographic including older white voters, younger d that's all they have in new hampshire. [ laughter and applause ] following his victory in new hampshire, bernie sanders become the first jewish candidate in u.s. history to win a primary. afterwards, bernie held a press conference where he answered questions with a question. [ laughter ] might not like it, but there's a lot of jewish people at home right now losing it. [ laughter ]oogle, ben carson was the least searched for republican candidate during yesterday's new hampshire's primary, mostly because he's standing right where we left him.use ] he's there. him. he's still there.fficially dropping out
reporters he wanted to go home to take a deep breath after his sh in new hampshire. i guess he momentarily forgot that home is new jersey. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] take a breath in new hampshire, then go home.ralian wildlife officials, this week, discovered a rare albino turtle making its way out of its mother's nest.eb." [ laughter and applause ] that little fella. [ laughter ]lar amc tv series, "the walking dead" has teamed up with hallmark to create a new line of valentine's day cards. it's the perfect way to say, ied years ago." [ laughter ] people magazine has announced reynolds is the sexiest dad alive.
[ laughter ]investor is planning to launch a replica of the titanic, called "titanic 2." what could probably go wrong? [ laughter ]a is attempting to trademark the rights to the word "zero" for their line of calorie-free sodas. unfortunately, the word "zero" demarked by republican candidate jim gilmore. [ light laughter ] well, go out au feel so bad. [ laughter ] looking forward to him having a hot new york. [ laughter ]lly, a recent study has found that people who say, "i love you" during sex are more likely to feel satisfied afterwards. and least likely to be satisfied say, "what are we, brad?" [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. ] he's the star of "deadpool," and
tonight.pplause ] also from abc's, "scandal," e house. [ cheers and applause ] and music from a country legend, wynonna judd, is here with her new band "wynonna but, before we get to all of that, as i mentioned, donald trump and bernie sanders ners in last night's new hampshire primary, a result that has thrown the establishment of both parties into chaos.hat, it's time for "a closer look." [ applause ] so, donald trump and bernie sanders both won as ainst their but let's be clear about something. that does not mean they're the same type ofthey're not. sanders is running a serious campaign on issues. trump is a demagogue running ity who has contradicted himself on almost everything he's ever said. the only things they have in combs and they both pronounce it
[ laughter ] that's it. different they were in giving credit to their rivals in victory speeches last night. first, here's bernie. >> shortly after the polls ary clinton called and was very gracious in her congratulations.call, and i congratulate her and her new hampshire. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: okay, now, here's trump. >> i wanted to congratulate the other candidates, okay?hat over with -- [ laughter ] >> seth: trump thanks other same rushed speed and low enthusiasm, i'm guessing he usually reserves for foreplay. "okay, now that i got that over to the good stuff?" [ laughter ] one of the most stunning things to come out of new hampshire was
any money to take first place. jeb bush, for example, spent more than $36 million in trump, meanwhile, has spent so little on his campaign that according to the new york times, he might actually make money on it, thanks to supporters who of dollars worth of "make america great again" hats and t-shirts. lly just an old navy that happens to be running for president. [ laughter ] still, a "make america great at is the cheapest way to say to your friends, about me." but back to jeb, that paid off, kind of. >> former florida governor jeb bush with a strong fourth place finish in new hampshire >> bush's campaign is celebrating his fourth place finish last night, calling it a success. >> it looks like you all have reset the race, and for that, i am really grateful.treating fourth place like a victory. [ laughter ] in horse races, it's not "win
again. at least he did better than fifth place finisher marco rubio, who lost his momentum after repeating the in a disastrous debate performance to cast out on his ability to talk without a script. came in last night, rubio apologized to his supporters saying, "i did not do well on saturday night. that will never happen again." but if rubio'sating himself, he's definitely got some work to do. check out this clip from a town hall the day before the primary,'s once again saying the exact same words over and over again. >> because as you saw, jeanettour four children in the 21st century, and we know how hard it's become to instill our values in our of the values they try to ram down our throats. in the 21st century, it's become harder than ever to instill in your children, the values you teach in our homes and in our d of the values us they ram down our throats. [ laughter ] >> seth: look at his eyes. that's the moment in the sci-fi robot finally
[ laughter and applause ] chris christie? chris christie, the rubio slayer -- well, despite derailing rubio at the debate, much of a bounce mostly because it's impossible to make chris christie bounce. [ laughter ] christie finished sixth, and as suspending his campaign and heading back to new jersey where, based on everything we know about him, i'm assuming laid back and chill. who outside of trump, bernie, and a delusional jeb bush had a good night last night? well, there was ohio governor came in second place and who celebrating his strong showing as a victory for positive campaigning. >> kasich taki a positive campaign. >> there's magic in the air with this campaign. tonight, the light overcame the campaigning. [ cheers ] >> what you heard tonight was very chicken soup for the soul. >> seth: that's right. basically the deepak chopra of the
[ laughter ] "i'm running for president because i believe we must all reconnect with our bliss and become one with the universe. namaste."er ] also, light didn't beat darkness. darkness won 34-15. [ laughter ] the super bowl was closer, and close. the republican campaign has changed considerably after last night. as for the democrats, now demonstrate that he can perform well in states with more diverse electorates like south carolina, which is why he met with, today, sharpton. but for anyone who claims bernie's constituency is too white, how do you explain this just couldn't help but his dance on after the results were announced? hter ] how can you say bernie's face is too white? look at that cool dude. [ laughter ] i will say, i'm from new hampshire, and in that guy does [ laughter ] wasn't alone.
his own by playing a little ven won over fox news. >> this is bernie sanders, a short time ago, beneath the campaign headquarters as the he's playing hoops with his two adult sons and 7 grandkids. >> he's pretty good.year-old vermont senator. >> look at him. >> getting ready to give a big victory speech tonight. he's making -- he's making some >> is this, like, some kind of a joke? he's making every single one. >> he's from brooklyn. [ laughter ] >> seth: bernie sanders hates the banks, but he loves the bank shots.lause ] >> you know, i have to say, it's fun to hear fox news be nice to a democrat.t else he had to say. >> he's better than president obama on the basketball court. >> seth: he's not better at than barack obama at basketball.4-year-old man that nobody is guarding. [ laughter ] but i do love you fox news.
[ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with ryan reynolds. folks, you can't make this stuff up. s their getaway car. bravo-niner, in pursuit of a toyota prius. over. how hard is it to catch a prius? over. fast. over. very funny. oh look, a farmer's market.get some flowers for the car. yeah! holly!
[ cheers and applause ] also sitting in tonight and all here. [ cheers and applause ]check out jaleel every monday every night at union pool in brooklyn with the love choir. thank you so much for being here, jaleel. >> seth: such a pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] actor you know from films like "woman in gold," "ust friends." his new movie, "deadpool," opens this friday. let's take a look. >> now, you've grown back body parts now, wade. >> when i'm finished, they will have to grow back you. >> good one. yep. that's a good one. let's dance. and by dance, i mean, let's try to kill each other. [ yelling ]grunting ] [ clanging ] avy breathing ] >> fine, sit.
saturday night. [ laughter ] >> seth: please welcome to the show, ryan reynolds.nd applause ] >> seth: how are you, my friend? >> seth: this is -- >> this is good. >> seth: this is very exciting. books -- >> yeah. films, deadpool is sort of deep canon character. not -- >> yeah. and you have sort of pulled this character out and put him on screen. and he's very different than any other superhero i've movie i've ever seen. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: because this is a hard 'r.' >> it's not --not close to -- >> it's not [ bleep ] around, seth. >> seth: it really isn't. [ laughter ] >> no. >> seth: it really isn't. >> it really isn't. >> seth: and what i'm very happy about, cause ivies no one ever dies. >> oh yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: you kill tons of
>> yeah.-- he's profane, violent and extremely funny, and those are the things that i loved about this character from the get go. >> seth: yeah. >> from the first time i ever read abouts my description of it. >> yeah. >> seth: tell me if these work. >> i love it. >> seth: i feel like it's "van wilder" meets "green lantern." that's like finally, both of them. >> wow. [ laughter ]good, sort of awful. >> seth: yeah, exactly. >> you know? >> seth: but i feel like van wilder elevates the green lantern. >> the van wilder, yeah.t of look at it like if "who framed roger rabbit" like had sex with "heat." >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> and then -- and then somehow ended up on celluloid.o. >> yeah. i think that's kind of -- yeah. >> seth: and as we can see from the clip, a character that will address the camera. >> yeah. >> seth: which is a really fun >> yeah. yeah, he sort of he breaks the fourth wall. it's very meta, the movie. he knows he's in a comic book. i mean, he makes jokes about ryan reynolds. i mean, he's like, you know, it's a t of x-men. >> seth: yeah. >> you know, basically that's what it is. i mean, he lives in the x-men universe.ns, the fans of this character i should say, are sort a lot -- they have a lot to take credit for as far as bringing this to the screen.
get this film made, since 2004. the first "deadpool" comic i ever read had a panel in it and it said --ool what he looks like under the mask and he said, "i look like a cross between ryan reynolds and a shar pei." [ laughter ] guy." [ laughter ] >> seth: that's fantastic. >> and so i've been trying to get it made since then.05 and to no avail. and then we made some -- a little bit of test footage. that test footage leaked on the internet about two years ago and when that happened, the fans of overwhelmed the studio. and the studio was just literally forced to say yes. so, pretty awesome. >> seth: that's such a great story.this up. >> seth: it's not a story that happens often where fans get what they want. >> never. never ever ever. >> seth: and i think they're gonna be very happy with the film. >> yeah. that's how "the avengers" happened. that whole thingot. >> no, no. >> seth: "the avengers" were not. >> pretty much, no. >> seth: you also have done some fantastic things. you mentioned footage leaking on the internet. >> yeah. >> seth: you did some great promotion.n halloween and you talked, in your deadpool suit, and you talked to some kids. >> oh yeah. i've done -- i've never done a film such an extension of the actual
on the last the day of shooting i left with a suit cause i waited ten years to do the taking a [ bleep ] suit. [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> right. >> seth: so you own the suit now. >> yeah. it's apparently like a big no-no. >> seth:e ben affleck tried to leave with the suit and they tasered him. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. you can't. >> you can't leave with the bat suit. so i don't know what happened. somehow i got the suit.rn it more after the fact than i ever wore it in the movie. [ laughter ] not just for sexy sexy time. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah.otion of the film. >> seth: i think it's great that you took it home. not that you're at risk of this, but at some point you get older and you are going to have to sayause nothing will be worse than a fat deadpool. [ laughter ] >> no, no. oh, yeah. fatpool. >> seth: yeah, fatpool. >> "fatpool" is "deadpe scheduled for release. right after "deadpool: colonoscopy." [ laughter ] >> seth: there you go. >> seth: oh, i can't wait for that. >> yeah, it's gonna be awesome. >> seth: so, you went out, you put on the suit and you went out on halloween. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: and you talked to some kids. you tried to -- >> i did some recruitment, you eth: you tried to recruit a team. >> i tried to recruit some kids. try to pull them over to the dark side. >> seth: let's take a look real quick. >> yeah.
ray-bans come here.vie wonder, what's your superpower? >> shoot lasers eyes out of my eyes. >> that's the stupidest [ bleep ] superpower i've ever heard. [ laughter ] you're not on the team. i'm kidding,ou'r yon the team. you're not on the team. get down. you? >> wolverine. >> i like it. i like it. you hit puberty early and hard. storm, come here.er. >> to control the weather. >> you can control the weather? >> yep. >> like al roker? [ laughter ]pplause ] >> seth: you made their kid's halloween. >> right? totally. >> seth: so happy. >> totally. >> seth: did you -- is this true?ou found out this movie was officially gonna get made, not because the studio called you, but because you read it online. >> yeah. basically read -- a lot of like people t work in hollywood they usually get dumped, like they find out they've been dumped online. y much. >> seth: yeah. >> that was it. yeah. i just read that they we were gonna make this movie. they basically gave it a date and then -- but we thought, myself, rhett reese, m miller, we're like the core guys that have been developing the script and the movie for the last six
we all thoughtily fired. >> seth: and that -- because otherwise they would have called you and told you. >> yeah, they would have maybe called us first and said, you know, are you available. >> seth: right. [ laughter ] >> or something.e us a date off the whim. >> seth: that is fantastic. underneath the mask cause you look like yourself in the movie. >> yeah. you're in uniform, and there's also some bad stuff happens to you. >> oh, real bad stuff. >> seth: and i wanna just show a photo because i'm very -- i have a question about this. >> yeah.ou super ugly face. >> yeah. there's not a lot of detail in that but it's pretty -- yeah, it's pretty -- i look kinda likelin, the bloodless ghost of benjamin franklin, maybe. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> had sex with radiation. >> seth: yeah.at was me. >> seth: it's a little -- do you mind me saying this, it's a little testicular? >> it is, yeah. very testicular. [ laughter ] but only the left nut, the right one is much differen >> seth: yeah, exactly. but i ask this because you have a daughter. a very young daughter. >> i do, yeah. she's a little over one, yeah. >> seth: a little over one. so, she comes to set? >> yeah. set on this day. >> yes, exactly.
over one-year-old react to this?ce still had dad's voice. >> seth: oh, yeah, that's not good. >> but she's gonna be reenactingde sock puppets to a therapist for the rest of her life. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> she was instant tears. >> seth: really? >> yeah. >> seth: i don't w. >> yeah. like come on. >> seth: like does she not understand hollywood. >> i'm sorry. please, come on! [ laughter ] she saw it. for like three days she was shy . i might have actually caused real damage. [ laughter ] well, you know what, it's a >> it's the first of many. yeah. >> seth: it's the first.ctor has said, because again, compared to a batman, a superman, deadpool is not mature. >> no. no. >> seth: he has claimed that youure as the character you play. >> oh, i'm the worst. i'm more immature than deadpool. >> seth: where does you immaturity come from? >> i have no idea. >> seth: yeah.t an unquenchable thirst for validation. >> seth: oh yeah. that'll do it. [ laughter ] >> i'm think that's a start. >> seth: yeah. >> i don't know. i'm just like -- u have siblings? >> i have three older brothers. >> seth: oh, that's something. >> i was the youngest, so i was just more of a moving target than a brother. [ laughter ]had to be smart with your mouth not your fists. so that was kind of it. i mean, on set i was always
>> seth: yeah. >> like deadpool says horrible nd i'm talking -- at one point i'm talking about the villain and every set has a script supervisor and the script supervisor is really there to remind people of their lines.a line they just call it out, they'll yell it out to you if you're like sitting on set cause they can just pause for a second. and it's a difficult job. who's the sweetest woman in the whole wide world. >> seth: sounds like nice. susan's are always sweet. >> very sweet. yeah. susan's always free on the set. she always wearsg hat. and she was back there, and i'm just such -- i just, i remember i was doing a scene and i'm talking about the villain. and i say, "this guy is pure evil.", "this guy is pure evil." and then i say, "trust me. that" -- and i totally forget the line.n't really forget the line. i say, "susan?" and she says, "that wheezing bag of -- [ bleep ] tips has it coming?"er ] and it's just like -- and i'm doing that the whole movie. >> seth: why you doing susan like that? susan's just trying to live her
>> i know, right? just add obscenely immature. >> seth: this i wanna ask cause this -- that's susan. susan, ultimately she's out of your life now. your wife, in your life. >> yeah. [ laughter ]k about some immaturity that i want confirmation from you because my wife is pregnant, we're expecting our first baby. >> yeah, yeah.xcited about that. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of talking about like how you act in the delivery room, . >> yeah, yeah. for sure. >> seth: and you decided to play a song. >> yeah, yeah, yeah.u play when your wife was in labor? >> i jammed a little marvin gaye's "let's get it on." [ laughter and applause ] yeah. >> seth: how did that go? knives came out of her eyes. [ laughter ] she's like, "are you [ bleep ] [ bleep ] me right now?" [ laug that's not the time for levity. >> yeah. real bad. yeah, yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> but she was a mercenary. i mean she wst caught her right in the middle of a contraction. she was pretty much making jokes the entire time. >> seth: oh, that's good to
>> yeah, yeah. >> seth: and do you have any -- you've been doing this just over a year.u give post birth? >> just do the dirty work, man. >> seth: yeah. you got to. rs, the middle of the night thing, your wife -- a human being will exit your wife. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah.ne enough. >> seth: yeah. i guess that's true. >> just change the diapers, do all that stuff. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> seth: she's done enough, she's done more than enough. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> s >> thank you so much. >> seth: congrats on the movie. >> thank you. thank you. >> seth: always great to see you. ryan reynolds, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "deadpool" opens in theaters and imax on friday. we'll be right back with katie loweuse ] disease is tough, but i've managed. except that managing my symptoms was all i was doing. and when i finally told my doctor, is for adults like me who have tried other medications but still experience the symptoms of moderate to severe
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[ cheers and applause ]k to late night, everybody. our next guest has played quinn perkins on the show "scandal" for the last five seasons.tart up again tomorrow night on abc. please welcome to the show, katie lowes. e ] >> seth: it's so wonderful, to have you here for the first time. >> i am so excited to be here for the first time. really listening to your voice. >> seth: why is that? >> well, i've had, to be working on a boston accent. >> seth: oh, you have to do one for work?for an audition. >> seth: for an audition, okay. >> yes, and, an accent coach hese clips, of like, real boston people.
>> you were included! >> seth: why, though? >> the "boston accent" spoof video was included. but that was the dumb boston accent. don't listen to mine. >> no. well, maybe i won't get the part then.n to authentic people. you don't want to do my boston accent. >> cough, caught, boston. no see -- >> seth: that was good. w york, like, i can't do boston.ood at this. >> seth: okay, well do this, say then say new york as somebody from boston. >> okay, new york ison is new york? >> yeah, there you go. that's really good. >> that's all thanks to you, seth meyers. >> seth: well, you've done it. have a little more confidence when you do it. >> okay, okay, i got it now. s ever hesitated before they've said anything. >> no, you've got to get right in there. confident. >> with you were really pressive. >> seth: thank you. >> i was just driving around my car in l.a. listening to seth meyers on the regular. >> seth: well, there you go. i'll have to get tapes of you to repay the favor. um, so thi "scandal's" coming back. because you guys take a hiatus.
>> seth: and when you take a hiatus, you have a very loyal fan base. >> yes.sively, awesomely, passionate. >> seth: and do they get angry with you, when you guys take one of your hiatuses? >> oh, it's horrible.s like we were dating, like we were really serious, we live tweet with them, we're like, calling them, like, every thursday night we talk. and then the show like, goes offlike, totally ghost them. >> seth: yeah. >> it's like, it's like, sorry. but tomorrow night we're hopefully, you know, i'm gonna, t, we're going to be back to the dating scene? >> seth: do you guys, a lot of you live tweet, during the show. >> yeah, we all live tweet. every >> seth: that's amazing. >> i have to warm up my thumbs, like, right now. they're super out of shape, you guys. [ light laughter ] >> seth: andteractions very positive? are you happy about it? >> i would say 95. >> seth: that's incredibly high for the internet. >> seth: yeah. >> of course you only remember the bad ones. >> seth: of course, yeah. >> like, and a lot of them sometimes don't even make sense.ly just really aggressive about your character. like --
>> i want you to die, like, things like that. >> seth: cause they're mad at -- >>personally, i don't take that personally. >> seth: they're mad at quinn? they're just mad at -- >> basically, if you're against olivia pope at any point. >> seth: yeah. >> they hate you. >> seth: now, i don't even know doing this, because i had cast members of your show on before. what, you can't tell me anything about what's coming up, right? >> yeah, i can't -- >> seth: you ryou, like anything. i mean, i can say -- oh god, see, shonda rhimes i really don't want to get in trouble.s shonda rhimes and have me in trouble. >> yeah, cause we would both get in trouble. >> seth: we'd both be in trouble.nn, there's a lot of, there's a lot of power walking going on for quinn. >> seth: oh, gotcha. power walking. >> like there's a lot. a spoiler, like come on, you guys, like. >> seth: now, i'm actually -- >> that's a lot of info. >> seth: i'm actually glad you brought up power walking, because i saw a promo for "scandal." >> oh, god. can't take, but it felt like they were really focusing on, hey this upcoming "scandal," like, a lot of people will be confidentially walking. can we scause i want to ask some questions. >> oh, my god. >> seth: here's a promo for
scandal. >> that's amazing. >> seth: walking. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: down. hallways. >> it's like, so, it's really crazy, because you shoot it all 's no music playing, there's no gladiator screaming. >> seth: right. and you're not in slow motion. >> no, you're walking regularly, and then like, the camera's ur face and you're trying to not like, make a weird ugly, like, you know, you're trying to be a bad ass. and like, your feet, you know -- kerry washington's incredible at >> seth: yeah. >> ugh, yeah. >> seth: one of the best power walkers out there. [ cheers and applause ] >> so, usually i just get in line behind her, and then if i see her hair just start to bob and like, weave.e got a nice bounce in that clip. >> then i'm like, okay, mine's bouncing, we got the bounce going. >> seth: right. >> and that's when i know that is going. >> seth: have you tried in your regular life to sort of bring
>> no. [ light laughter ] >> set it. >> it's so embarrassing. i'm really not that good at walking in general. >> seth: yeah. that's good. >> yeah.push it. if it's not already a strength. >> it's dangerous. >> seth: yeah. >> it's not. unlike my boston accent.ready, yeah. you don't walk like you talk, everybody knows that. now, you went to nyu. >> yes. [ cheers ] nyu in the house. >> no way, hi. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and you studied theater? >> i did.like everyone that i know that studied theater at nyu has some weird story about some choice they made that was based on ent who really was like, i'm an actor. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: and i'm going to do some actor things. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.ere in "street car", you played blanche dubois. >> oh my god, i was, oh god, i d i was playing blanche dubois in "street car named desire", like that's okay. >> seth: yeah, exactly. >> like, that's not okay. like, you're way too young.
like, this is nyu, this is like, we are artists. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> you guys, we are artists. so, we decided to do a rehearsalry time it says that they drank a shot, we did it. >> seth: oh. >> yeah. drinking in that, yeah. >> a lot of drinking in that, yes. yes. and so, we only made it through halfway passed out. >> seth: okay. [ light laughter ] >> but, that first half of the play, i was the best actress seth: oh. >> to me. >> seth: so you didn't think, i'm too drunk to do this, you thought you were killing it? >> i thought i was incredible. >> seth: wow.r felt that good. i think everyone else thought i was terrible.d was meant for that role. >> seth: now, when you were at nyu, was there a lot of theater that required weirdness and nudity? >> yeah. >> seth: okay.h. >> seth: like, i'm always hearing about shows where everybody just at some point hasreason. >> oh, we had nudity for no -- no, no, no. it was like, you're, if you
naked. >> that's like, what it was. get naked, roll in dirt. get naked roll on the floor. >> seth: gotcha. >> it was all about rolling around and being naked. >> seth: my favorite kind of naked. dirt and rolling.y parents, the poor things, i love you guys. they came to every show and supported me throughout my artistic experimental phase. >> seth: did you, woore they came to the show, like, hey, this is some, there's going to be some naked rolling. >> i did warn -- [ light laughter ] oh, yeah i did.s had a stiff upper lip and didn't really comment much on it, cause i think that they didn't want me to rebel and conti just hoped it would silently go away, thank god it did, i'm on "scandal." >> seth: yes. [ cheers ] tell my dad, i'm like, when he thinks i have a sex scene on "scandal," that's like, so intense and steamy, and there's like a lot of licking going on, and things that are kind of criminal. >> seth: yeah.ut dad i'm not in college rolling on the floor naked and i'm not on like, a cable show -- >> seth: right. >> where i'm actually naked. >> seth: that's true.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: tonight five-time grammy award winner and american music icon. she has an incredible new band and their album is set for release this friday. performing "ain't no thing" elcome, wynonna and the big noise. [ cheers and applause ] >> this song goes out to my sister and friend,
thank you sister for singing on this record. hey girl i could get feeling down i could cruise downtown find a good place to cry dry i could sing 'til closing timeease my mind at all them little honky tonk joints baby what's the pointn't no thang ain't no thang so i'm standing in the pouring raine never been here before
ain't no thang thang so you're leavin' like a long freight train if i even cry at all sky ain't gonna fall baby you know it ain't no thangn't feel sorry don't feel sad don't feel bad 'bout the way you had to break my heart in twoey i've got news for you lright in fact there's nothing that's quite like being there's other fishes in the sea