tv Late Night With Seth Meyers NBC February 13, 2016 12:37am-1:37am EST
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- dakota johnson,omething rotten" actor brian d'arcy james, acadamy award nominated director and screenwriter adam mckay, music from carly rae jepsen,the 8g band with fred armisen and janet weiss. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! ening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very, very goot to the news. this weekend's snowstorm jonas dumped almost 27 inches of snow on new york city and it's still not the whitest thing named jonas.
bernie sanders beating hillary clinton by 1% in iowa ther pole has hillary beating bernie sanders with a folding chair. [ laughter ]said yesterday that she feels great about her chances to be the democratic nominee and bill clinton said "hillary, it's 3:30 in the morning. go back to sleep." [ laughter ]t." over the weekend while talking about the loyalty of his supporters donald trump said this. in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldn't lose any voters, okay? it's like incredible. [ laughter ] >> seth: wha on? [ laughter ] is donald trump running for president or trying to get out of jury duty? "i could and everyone would still love me." "okay, juror five is dismissed."
now in fairness he was just e loyalty of his supporters though it doesn't sound like he was complimenting the loyalty of his supporters. he sounds like he's complaining about a clingy girlfriend. i could shoot people on 5th ould still text me heart emojis at 2:00 am. [ laughter ] she's crazy.s for sure, if donald trump started shooting people on 5th avenue he wouldn't hit any trump supporters. [ laughter ] they're not going to sach's, they're over in times square at the m&m store.plause ] jeb bush joked in a new interview that he'd like to appear in a g-rated episode of"homeland" and would like his character to kill a terrorist with his bare hands. so i think jeb might be a little confused about what can be in a g-rated movie.hink donald trump is technically a terrorist. [ laughter ] a new type of smart yoga pants ped that make a
correct form for a pose. unfortunately, this is the sound. >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: and finally a swedish company has developed a new satin tuxedo designed to fit on the penis. it's the suit that says "hey, i nt." [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] she is the star of the new film e," dakota johnson is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] stars of broadway's "something rotten." he's also in the fantastic film "spotlight." brian d'arcy james joins us this [ cheers and applause ] he is an academy award nominated director for "the big short," adam mckay stops by this evening to talk to us about that. [ cheers and applause ]usic from carly rae jepsen. so how about that for a
[ applause ] but before we get to all of show we believe that no matter how different two things are they can still have common ground and to prove it it's time once again for "venn diagrams." ] >> seth: you remember "venn diagrams" we take two seemingly and find out what they have in common. first up, on one side we have donald trump's poll numbers. on the other side we have christmas decorations.e we have things that shouldn't still be up. [ laughter and applause ] up next -- it's late enough. [ cheers and applause ] we're in late january.n one side we have the new york snowstorm. on the other side we have white people dancing. and in the middle we have two feet on the ground.
>> seth: up next, on one side weers in "game of thrones." on the other side we have the people on the oscar's red carpet. in the middle we have white walkers. [ cheers and applause ] on one side we have millennials. on the other side we have werther's originals. in the middle we have, things bernie sanders has in his pocket. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: moving on. on one side we have your lips in the winter. on the other side we have a sean penn interview. in the middle we have el chapo applause ] my lips are el chapo. moving on, on one side we have nner. on the other side we have their boss. and in the middle we have they gone. [ laughter ] they are not sticking around. on one side we have, okay looks like the actors arnold schwarzenegger, jason statham, and dolph lundgren. on the other side we have republican presidential candidates rand paul, mike huckabee, and
expendables. [ laughter and applause ] the expendables. [ applause ] and finally, on on see in the men's locker room. on the other side we have things you see in thrift stores. and in the middle we have unwanted junk. [ laughter ]grams." we'll be right back with dakota johnson. [ cheers and applause ] good morning sunset. good morning night. good morning neon, shining bright. good morning hunger.ning stars. good morning people who just left bars. good morning gamers. moon.
[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody and please give it up for the 8g band. we're very excited because this week sitting in with the 8g band, miraculously she made it ght all the way from from sleater-kinney, janet weiss is on the drums this week. [ cheers and applause ] be sure to check out latest record, the critically acclaimed "no cities to love" available now. thank you so much for being here janet. really appreciate it. [ applause ]ving me. >> seth: and, you may noticed also back with us fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] great to have you buddy. to do some serious traveling as well because you were coming from london.
i went from -- you know, my flight was cancelled from london to new york and i wanted to make it here so i did london to reykjavik, reykjavik to boston, boston amtrak down here. >> seth: now -- so we were texting during your amtrak. admit -- how much do you know about sports? >> fred: i think very little to none. >> seth: little to none. [ light laughter ] n from boston to new york last night during the afc championship game and you texted me and asked why are all the people on the train going crazy? [ laughter ]d: well, it was like all of a sudden i just heard this dead silence and then a huge cheer and then dead silence for a much longer time. [ laughter ] and i really didn't know what i didn't know what sport it was. [ light laughter ] but could tell because it was boston. i was like this has to do with boston. >> seth: yes.s something to do with boston. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you were a real sherlock homes. you deduced it. [ laughter ] >> fred: but then i thought one's
you know what i mean? [ laughter ] like, maybe they're all like, oh, we're on a train -- [ laughter ] hooray. [ laughter ] >> seth: and then when people boo'd it was oh, someo [ laughter ] >> yeah, like, aww. >> seth: she was my favorite. >> those are our friends. happened. >> seth: it was fantastic getting a text from you wondering is this an event going on or do you think people on this train are just happy to be together? i was heartbroken to tell you, no, it's the first. >> fred: and it's funny also that it was you who i texted. like, right away i was like seth. >> seth: i'm glad i can be your connection to all things sports. and we're so happy to have you here, welcome back fred >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ]w our first guest from her break out role in 50 shades of grey and starting february 12th you can see her in the new comedy "how to be single." let's take a look. >> if tom texts you when went daylight wait 4 hours to respond. >> i was not even thinking about tom. >> anything sooner implies that your needy and really co-dependent and incapable of a simple hook up which is all he is good for.ld actually be like a good-- >> and when you respond do not
and if you use an emoji i will tit punch you. >> fine. >> no, no, oh, no. >> you can have this back at the end of the day. an emoji?eth: please welcome to the show, dakota johnson. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: it's so great to see you. you look beautiful. >> thanks. >> seth: nice. i can tell from the trailer you play someone a little bit more age appropriate to yourself. because you're 26 and you have already in your carreer played a couple of mothers. >> yeah.t nice now to actually play someone age
>> i mean, i guess. well, no, i don't really know because i kind of act like a momds. >> seth: you're living the mom social life without the kids. >> yeah. like this blizzard was the best ever happened because i had an excuse to not leave my apartment. >> seth: oh, that's great. [ laughter ] >> at all. >> seth: so people should obviously -- there should be an awesome movie about your life because it sounds pretty kick ass. [ laughter ] yeah. >> seth: yeah, called "staying in." >> yeah, called "doing nothing." [ laughter ]hing." >> seth: so what is this for those who would be curious what's is the movie about? what is "how to be single" abougroup of four girls who are sort of in and out of relationships and coming to terms with what it means to be a single woman in the world. >> seth: you're saying that like you're reading it off the poster for the first time.
>> well, it's how to be single.e. >> seth: yeah, well -- [ laughter ] look, if you just throw that back in my face the first time i you have a fantastic cast in this movie. some very funny people. rebel wilson, allison brie, leslie mann. rebel wilson i wry -- beucase you shot it here in new york? >> yes. >> seth: and i would assume, when you're shooting because you did a lot of stuff out in the streets. is she well-known? is she someone who draws a lot >> yeah. it's like so much attention. we were shooting outside of an elementary school one day and wethe location we were shooting and it was like mayhem. >> seth: just kids. >> kids screaming for her. >> seth: how do they know her mostly?erfect" i would assume.pitch perfect." >> so she walked out and it was like crazy and then i walked out and they were like, "rebel!" [ laughter ] and then i kind of realized that it's probably a good thing that they don't know.
know your work, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah.e school's like "oh my god, dakota," like immediately the guidence counciler's like i need your parents to come in. [ laughter ] i need to talk to your parents because i have a lot of how they're seeing media. >> yeah. >> seth: so leslie mann recently gave you a people's choice award. that was very nice that she hat for you. >> they probably paid her. >> seth: do you think she got paid a little something from the people's choice? >> no, i think she actually loves me. >> seth: probably got a gift basket. >> that's why i do things. >> seth: for the gift basket? name on it. [ laughter ] >> seth: that one's holding my >> i'll take that. pencil. >> yes. >> seth: okay. >> okay. [ light laughter ] ugh, white. [ laughter ] >> of course [ laughter ]
worth while now. >> it's not even one of yours. it's the new york jets. >> seth: well, that's a very, very worthwhile pencil. ] there you go. [ light laughter ] >> and you're never getting it back. >> seth: that's also in middle that poster up of you with a pencil there and it says learn to write. [ laughter ] dakota says learn to write. so leslie mann -- i'm glad this were doing chest work here is leslie mann-- well whose fault was this, you took your award and somehow she top came off? >> oh, my dress -- yeah. >> seth: what happened?ppen to you? >> seth: i've never been hugged so hard anything has come off. >> well, i hadn't seen her in awhile so i hugged her. did where it was like "hi, nice to see you." because i just saw you five minutes ago. >> seth: yeah, that's true. i did say hi backstage and backstage i should say you hugged me so hard my tie burst off.nts flew off. >> seth: my pants flew off.
argument which none of your team seemed to buy. [ laughter ] >> they didn't see nothing.ng. >> seth: don't say that. [ laughter ]ie, i hugged leslie and then my dress broke. >> seth: okay. >> it was a two piece. so my top almost fell off. >> seth: wbeen the people's choice. [ laughter ] >> yeah, well, yeah. >> seth: so what did you say? what'd you do? >> well, i said the word boobs on. i just did it again. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. you'll be all right. boobs, these days, look, when dakota shows up if we feel like orst anything is said is boobs. it's like that wasn't that bad. >> true story. >> seth: there you go. thank you so much for being here. i really appreciate it and you l. >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: dakota johnson everybody. "how to be single" opens in theaters everywhere on february 12th. we'll be right back with more "late night."
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back everyone.s a three time tony nominee whos starred in shows like shrek the musical and next to normal. he is currently on broadway in the hit show "something rotten" and al film "spotlight." please welcome to the show brian d'arcy james. [ cheers and applause ] happy you're here. i'm so impressed with how fresh faced you look and how energetic because currently right now i'm always impressed with the broadway schedule 8 shows a weekd season. you're in the one of the year's you're flying back and forth to l.a. are you exhausted? >> it's thrilling. i'm not exhausted, i'm riding oncaffeine and award ceremony addiction and broadway
time for me, actually. but it's mostly fun.re you worried about this addiction once the awards are over? >> yeah. i do have a vision of myself just wandering around in a tuxedo just looking for something to hold. [ light laughter ]ow this is your first time through an award season like this. you went out to the golden globes. how was your first red carpet experience? >> well i ha new york. and it's -- a little different out here because it's -- hollywood. >> seth: it really is. >> so you're in the eye of the storm. and i was a litte nervous and the person that was with me says don't worry about the red carpet. if there's a beautiful woman in the gown they love to take gowns. don't worry if they're not looking at you. i'm fine. i'm happy if they even look up at me at all. so it's time for me to get out there and i -- step on to the ly and all the photographers -- it's like it's this crazy, crazy wall of photographers.
they know who i am. >> seth: there you go. >> and i'm not even wearing a dress. >> seth: yeah.ealize though they're not taking pictures of me though, they're just screaming my name and well this different they do it differently out here. like to yell first before they take the pictures and then it occurred to me to look behind me and i saw of course brian wilson. >> seth: the more famous brian. >> the beachboy. >> seth: there you go that >> yeah in the way of the photo. >> seth: what's your name? "oh i'm brian too." they're like, "get out of here." >> just walk away with my head down.eth: also this seems to me like i don't know if it is a pro move or rookie move but you tweeted this photo. now why do you have a box of safety pins when you went to the golden globes? >> this is amazing. so i'm challenged.challenged. i'm lucky to have clothes on now. but when it comes to an event like this you have to dress up. put my suit on and i didn't check to see if the buttons were there and of course one button was not there.
button. >> the button. >> seth: yeah. it wasn't there so i get into have to punt so i say on a last chance to the driver, you don't happen to have any safety pins do you? and he has like 600 of them.fanatasic -- that's an l.a. driver going to an award show. >> he knows. he's been there. >> seth: you don't even know to check your buttons. >> i know, i know. >> seth: and this guy has safety pins. yeah. he gave me like a oing to need this, this, and that. just take this, and go. >> seth: fantastic. >> but when i got there though it backfired a little bit because the pins were a little too small so it worked but it i was constantly doing this the whole time. just getting ready and now i'm getting closer and closer to that moment when brian wilson was going to steal my thunder. >> seth: sure. >> which he always does. ] so i'm cursing to myself in this throng of people. and i hear this voice. >> seth: i bet people thought you were rolling a joint or something.
no, it's the guy just playing with his belly button. so i hear this kind voice saying you okay?" and i look up and it's melissa mccarthy and i say "oh, hello, melissa mccarthy. my button's not working" and then -- her husband and she are so nice and so sweet and we talked about the challenges of hich is a scintillating conversation and cut to the end of the night and in addition to my button being non-working, all of the studs inhirt had popped out. they were too small. i didn't check those either. >> seth: gotcha. >> so about half of the ceremony i was trying to find them with my feet under the table and my en now because a tucked shirt doesn't have any buttons. >> seth: exactly, yeah. >> so i get up at the end of the night and my shirt is wide open and i'm trying to kind of get back to the table and mark ruffalo says who's also in "spotlight" says, "dude man
[ light laughter ]my tux studs." he goes, "where are they?" i said, "they're under the table." "well let's find them." [ light laughter ] hands and knees globes. and he's like i found two of them. and i found one. he's so game, right. >> seth: by the way, other people are thinking that guy is [ laughter ] >> yeah that's right. they probably were. but we found them all and of -- by the way that was the worst mark ruffalo impression ever. >> seth: no it was really good. we all thought it was really good. [ light laughter ] >> thank you.t up and who is standing there but melissa mccarthy. and she says "what is wrong with you?" and i was like i lost my tux studs -- feel like you should have yelled to everyone within earshot "this is my first golden globes."
which you performed at the tony's just a beautiful song and i have to imagine just a show stopper every night.t really is. it's a song called "it's a musical" where in the writers have concocted an incredible song about all the musicals that ever existed in one big, big number.ps the show every single night and you saw it on the tony's and it was a big success there and what's thrilling for me is i have done e never really experienced a true show stopper and people stand up in the middle of the show and it's quite remarkable. it's a joy because, you know, obviously it feels good when working and this is such a joyous fun romp of a musical that that particular al one. >> seth: also very special you were in the original off broadway production of "hamilton." which was at the public. a fantastic show. congratulations for being a part of that. it's safe to say i'm the pete best of "hamilton." >> seth: that's right. you got out when the getting is
>> this isn't going anywhere. >> i'm out. is it true that the last night you performed you met hillar show? >> this is true. as people probably know "hamilton" attracts the most incredible array of people ever. on the planet earth. they all want to go see "hamilton" and rightly so. and so that night was really hillary clinton and bill clinton were there. everyone was excited about it. i had met them at the kennedy center honors in 1998.re. and my wife and i who were engaged at the time went through the line and we chatted with them and they're everyth. they look right at you and you think "oh my god," they see right into my soul. it's incredible and we just got engaged and they were so friendticular. and so cut to that night i was getting dressed and getting out of the dressing room and my wife got down there pretty fast after
looking around and trying to wait for someone to say "hey great job." so my wife goes up to her and says hi, mrs. clinton, my name is jennifer, we met a long time s her the story i just told you. now i come out and i'm super excited to meet her and i shake her hand and i say madam i'm pleased to meet you. i said we met -- she said i know. we met in '98 and you just got engaged and now your daughter is 13 years old and going to high hinking, we really made an impression on her. [ light laughter ] >> incredible. >> seth: politian's are so smart. >> seth: once given an opportunity to pretend she remembered you she took it. >> she did. >> seth: i only wish your wife had told her things that weren't true.ou ate 100 ham sandwiches. >> i would have said yes i did. >> seth: thank you for so much for being here. congratulations on the movie. congratulations on the show.lause ] brian d'arcy james, everybody. "something rotten" is playing at the saint james theater. and "spotlight" is in cinemas now. and we'll be right back with
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to finally read moby dick for time. and as i read the final lines you know it's a funny thing, the only romance language philip o speak is italian. i realized i wasn't reading moby dick. i was reading eat pray love. [ laughter ] which explains why there had w whales. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to late night everybody. our next guest is a very funny nd such films as "anchorman," "step brothers" and "talladega nights." he has received academy award nominations for best adapted screenplay as well best directing for his latest film h is in theaters now. let's take a look. >> hi lawrence, we have no ur ability to identify macroeconomic trends. >> you flew here to tell me that? why? see that there's a real estate bubble. >> actually. no one can see a bubble. that's what makes it a bubble.
2000. average take home pay. it's flat but -- home prices are soaring that bt not assents. >> so mike burry guy who gets his hair cut at super cuts and doesn't wear shoes knows more than alan greenspan and hank paulson.e burry, yes he does. >> seth: please welcome to the show adam mckay. [ applause ]ow are you? >> i'm good. >> seth: i'm so happy you're here. >> it's odd to see fred armisen playing base in your band. >> seth: it's really cool though. isn't really cool? >> very cool.s cool to have you back in the building. you worked here for a long time at snl. show when you were here.
>> seth: and i was as well.es about you because we do not overlap and one of my favorites is you once his office and pretended to be yankee manager joe torre. >> that is true. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i can't imagine having the nerve to prank call lorne. but you fully did it. or i had been there a long time and it was tiredness. >> by the way i love lorne. he let me direct for the first time, he hired me.orne. however when he would do and you know this, he would do the wednesday night meetings where he would pick the show. they would do the read through ave to go with the host and pick all the sketches and it would take a long time.d be in the room as head writer an go like "come on, pick up the pace." and loren would have a meal. he'd be eating and we would be talking.as with will ferrel and it was like 1:00
there and i'm like i'm sick of this. i go "i'm calling him." and ferrel's like, "what do you mean?"he phone and i called him and i was like, "hey it's joe torre from the yankees. i want to talk to loren michaels and right away his assistants k, i have a nephew who is gay and ng a lot of gay humor. maybe just lay off. and there was a long pause and this adam." [ laughter ] love this movie. and i have read the book and michael lewis does a fantastic job of explaining very difficult things like collateralized debt the housing bubble and the idea of shorting but at no point was i reading this book and thinking this was cinematic.
to people of making this into a film that was as watchable and entertaining as it is. >> it was something about like i read the book.t up one night at like 9:00 p.m. you know how when you pick up those books and you're like okay i have to read this and i couldn't put it down. it was a page turner and my wife "are you going to be up for awhile?" and i'm like "i am." so i have to turn my light away and it's 6:00 a.m. and i finished the book and i realizeddid he just do that these characters were so compelling yet i now understand pse and it was fun and funny and i just thought i've never read a book like this.ee or four books that i would say sort of signify our times and this is one of them and even though i have done all of these absurdist comedies brothers" and those movies, i just thought i have to make this.
i also we saw christian bale the movie. >> amazing. >> seth: an incredible actor i would assume a very intimidating person to direct. especially from somebody who so clearly comes from the comedy side of things.ract with christian bale -- did you guys joke around? was he a person you could have fun with?way if you ever have a week off where you have the flu, let christian bale take over your desk and let him host your show. >> seth: oh really. >> he's amazing. >> seth: is he that good at it?be odd and awkward and everybody would love to see it and daniel day lewis and then -- [ light laughter ] >> seth: daniel day lewis would need six months to become >> to become you. >> seth: and then be fantastic. >> he'd lose the weight and you'd be like he's better than me?t's christian bale, i'm adam mckay. i'm a moron. so christian bale shows up on of the great living actors and by the way, very cool guy. so for the first three or four
we're working on his character the movie. and finally, about three or four days in i'm like i can't help it. i'm going to joke with him and it's one of the most important the whole movie where he writes the final tally of his hedge fund on the board after bted him. he's been physically ill. he's been on the ground writhing and it's the final tally and he dp's ever. barry ackroyd who shot "captain phillips" "hurt locker."ful shot and we really good and i go out to christian and i go "that was really good." i go, "maybe you do one take ande a beat after you write the number and look in the camera and just go, peace.
and there was this long pause and he goes, "you know, i don't know if my character would do that." [ light laughter ] and i say, "christian, i'm and he's like "oh, thank god." [ light laughter ] and from that point on we started goof -christian bale is like really funny and a goof ball. >> seth: well i have a photo of you guys from the critics choice awards.th you guys now. i will say. [ light laughter ] whatever issues he had, you guys seem like you're thick as thieves now. >> it lead to that. yeah.ulations again. best of luck at the oscars and please come back any time. >> thank you so much for having always great having you. adam mckay everybody. check we'll be back with music from carly rae jepsen. [ applause ] make four bandits chose a prius as bravo-niner, in pursuit of a
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god bless america. [ laughter ]nd applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night" everybody.guest released their album "emotion" to a host of rave reviews and year end best list's. here to perform her songs "run away with me" and "your type" give it up for carly rae jepson. [ cheers and applause ] e stuck in my head stuck on my heart stuck on my body, body i wanna go get out of here i'm sick of the party, party i'd run awayh you you've got to say all that you're feeling, feeling packing a bag
sleeping, sleeping let's run away i'll run away with you 'cause you make me feel like i could be driving you all night 'll find your lips in the street lights i wanna be there with you ooh take me to the feeling i'll be your sinner in secret lights go out run away with me run away with me baby, every single minute i'll be your hero and win it when the lights go out run away with me
up in the clouds high as a kite over the city, city we never sleep we never try when youwith me, with me i wanna stay i wanna stay here with you ooh make me feel like i could be driving you all night and i'll find your lips in the street lightsnna be there with you ooh oh baby, take me sinner, in secret when the lights go out run away with me oh baby, every single minute d win it
run away with me i used to be you use to be the first thing on my mind just a friend to you that i will never get but i still love you i'm sorry, i'm sorry i love you i didn't mean to say what i said i miss you, i mean iteel it but i can't get you out of my head and i want you to miss me when i'm not around you you're in town why won't you come around to the spot that we met i'm not the type of girl for you tend
call more than a friend the rules for you break my heart and start again i'm not the type of girl you call i bet she acts so perfectly up every word she says and if you ever think of me i bet i'm just a your head but i still love you i'm sorry, i'm sorry i love you i didn't mean to say what i saidan it i tried not to feel it but i can't get you out of my head and i want you to miss me when i'm not around you that you're in town why won't you come around to the spot that we met i'm not the type of girl for youg to pretend
you call more than a friend the rules for you break my heart and start again i'm not the type of girl you call more nd i'll make time for you time for you ooh i'll make time for youou ooh [ cheers and applause ]c, great job. >> thanks. >> seth: carly rae jepsen everyone. don't miss carly as pink lady frenchy in "grease: live" sunday, january 31st on fox. we'll be right back.
[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to dakota johnson, brian d'arcy james, adam mckay, carly rae jepsen everybody. [ cheers and applause ] janet weiss and of course fred armisen and the 8g band. . we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] >> carson: good evening, everybody. this is the hotel cafe around