tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 23, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
kevin spacey. bill and melinda gates. musical guest kygo. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 423 tennessee. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much! thank you! oh! oh. oh, my goodness! thank you so much. thank you. welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. come on, you made it.
it's happening. this is happening. you guys, we have kevin spacey on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. the man who plays a scheming diabolical president, frank underwood, or as we call him in this election, the safe choice. [ laughter and applause ] we also have bill gates on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we wanted to have a soft spoken, thoughtful billionaire who is trying to make the world a better place -- [ laughter ] but since donald trump wasn't available, we went with bill gates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i can't make it. i'm busy. [ laughter ] actually tonight the republican candidates have their nevada caucus and caucus officials use their smartphones to report the results. which is weird, 'cause usually officials get in trouble for using their phones to send pictures of their caucus. [ laughter ]
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: while campaigning in nevada yesterday, senator marco rubio said he's anti-prostitution, and said he won't be visiting any brothels. [ laughter ] even weirder, he said that alone into a bathroom mirror. [ laughter and applause ] can't do it. all right, ten minutes, ten minutes. that's it. i'm just gonna -- [ laughter ] meanwhile, ben carson held a a town hall event at a casino in reno and despite polling in last place, he said it's too early to give up. even the old lady sitting at the slot machine said, this is just depressing. [ laughter and applause ] i saw that ted cruz's dad said that god sent a message to ted cruz's wife giving his permission to run for president. i'm not sure that's what god meant when he told cruz's wife,
[ laughter and applause ] some more election news, yesterday a group of more than 20 unions released a statement supporting hillary clinton for president including the brick layers union. then donald trump was like, et tu wall builders. [ laughter and applause ] poor uric. [ laughter ] juliet. [ laughter ] this is a crazy story here, you guys. this is true. the cuban government released a -- recently returned a u.s. missile that was sent to europe for training, it was accidentally shipped to cuba. [ laughter ] so the good news is that the missile was returned to america. the bad news is that can happen. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, wait. what?
what was the address on that missile? sure, i'll sign for it. what is it? [ laughter ] finally joe biden is in a a little trouble over an old video from 1992 that shows him saying a president shouldn't nominate a new supreme court justice during his final year in office, even though that's exactly what president obama is trying to do right now. biden claims his remarks were taken out of context, but really when does biden ever say anything that can be taken out of context? >> well i tell you what, having been a receiver, i like a a softer ball. [ laughter ] >> and neil smith, an old butt buddy, are you here, neil? neil, i miss you, man. >> i promise you, the president has a big stick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a great show, everybody! give it up for the roots right there!
>> jimmy: we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, she's an emmy and academy award nominated actress, taraji p. henson will be here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love taraji. >> steve: nobody like taraji. >> jimmy: plus we'll have a a performance from fka twig. that's a good show. [ cheers and applause ] later this week, gerard butler and nathan lane will be joining us. it will be a good week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight. we love it, love it, love it when this man stops by. he's a great actor. he's a phenomenal human being. funny, funny, funny, funny guy as well. we're gonna talk season four of "house of cards." no spoilers.na hear about the new acting class that he's teaching. kevin spacey's here tonight. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: master class. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: master class.erclass.com. kevin spacey. yeah, he's teaching you acting. >> steve: i believe it. >> jimmy: and we're gonna play a game later where kids judge
i made -- i made several films. >> steve: yes, you have. you have made several films. ry much. i appreciate that. also, they published the annual gates letter last night. bill gates and melinda gates are dropping in. [ cheers and applause ]a. >> steve: belinda. >> jimmy: we call 'em belinda. like a celebrity couple. belinda are here. yeah. un with those guys. and then this guy, i am just -- i'm just psyched that he's here. this is what he looks like there. and this is his album right here. [ cheers and applause ]test artist in history to hit one billion -- one billion streams on spotify.y someone you should know. we have music from kygo, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] boink.oink, boink, boink. boink, boink.
[ applause ] >> kygo!, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros & cons." here we go. e ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros >> jimmy: tonight we will be pros and cons of the academy awards. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: right. it's this sunday. it's hollywood's biggest night.at the pros and cons right now of the academy awards. here we go. pro, it's two hours of excitement, glamour, and suspense. con, followed by another three hours. long show. [ laughter ] but first two are, like, wow. [ applause ] >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy: the best. pro, it's black tie only.only. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: i didn't know the
>> steve: hey.eeing leonardo dicaprio win for his role in "the revenant." [ cheers ] con, seeing an angry grizzly et out #oscarssohuman. [ laughter and applause ] a lot of humans -- a lot of humans nominated. >> steve: it's "the revenant."ock and kevin hart will present together. [ cheers ] con, which is another way of seeing "the big short."use ] pro, wondering who will win best director. how john travolta will pronounce alejandro gonzalez inarritu. [ cheers and applause ]eres febreeze. >> steve: funny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, winning the oscar and thanking your family.e oscar and turning to your family and saying, this is your fault. [ laughter and applause ] you did this.n oscar winner
con, hearing kanye ask them for a loan. [ laughter and applause ] he's asking. asking. >> jimmy: hey. man. >> steve: he needs 53 of those. >> jimmy: donda. >> steve: yeah, that's it. >> jimmy: donda. >> jimmy: pro, brie larson is rformance in "room." con, ben carson is nominated for his performance in "hallway." [ laughter ] right this way, mr. carson.e ] just go, go, go mr. carson. finally, pro, and the winner con, you for pretending you've seen any of this year's nominated films. there you go. that is the pros and cons. we'll be right back with kevin spacey!lause ] (cell phone rings) well the squirrels are back
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i cannot wait. you also can learn from the best, kevin's teaching his very own master class in acting, and it's available now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kevin spacey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the great kevin spacey! [ cheers ] >> thank you. nice to see you. >> thank you. i brought a book just in case it gets boring. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, kevin, no.i promise. this time it won't. >> you sure? because "ride with me" is a a heck of a book.
>> jimmy: i'm sorry. dressing room. >> it did. it came from your dressing room. >> jimmy: good to see you. how have you been? everything good? >> very, very good.ood. you're a stud every time you come on we always have fun. >> thank you. [ cheers ] thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i get a -- i get aecause you said you had a story about your doctors, and i said, "save it for the show." >> i did. >> jimmy: was it a scary thing?a little scary. i woke up christmas day, and it felt like, you know, like when you're landing on a plane, and you can't pop your ears? >> jimmy: mm-hmm.and dramatic loss of hearing in my right ear. now, it's come back fully, but the next day i went to see the nose, eye, throat, toe guy and -- >> jimmy: you got to get a new doctor. [ laughter ] yeah, i know him. he's cool and everything.cks me. he does all his things. "open your mouth. blah, blah, blah. now, sit down." so he said, "we'll deal with a minute, but let me ask you a question." i said, "yes." he said, "do you know you have a broken nose?" [ laughter ]
i said, well, yeah. >> and i said, "what?" he said, "do you know you have a broken nose?" i said, "i don't have a broken nose."ave a a broken nose." i said, "how could you have a a broken nose and not know it?" he goes, "a lot of people have a broken nose and not know it." >> jimmy: how could you break -- did you fall? >> this is my point. i said, "when could i have broken my nose?" he said, "well, it could have ou know? the doctor crushed it. that could happen. or --" [ laughter ] and i'm thinking -- >> jimmy: i got to get this guy's number. he sounds fantastic. i just wanna hang out with him. "hey, you home? hey, i'm here to see you." >> or he said, "you could have broken it more recently, like, maybe four and a half years ago.that's when you broke it." he said, "can you recall anything you could have done in which you could have broken your nose?" and i immediately knew what.t i did. >> jimmy: bonnaroo? >> no. [ laughter ] overacting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, what? >> oh, i'm not kidding. overacting big time. "richard iii." i was playing the hunchback king. and i had a cane. and i was wildly gesturing to
[ laughter ]i knocked myself in the nose with my cane so hard that blood came out of both nostrils. i had to literally back off ked to get kleenex to shove it up my nose so i wouldn't bleed all over the stage. and it hurt like hell, but i my nose. so, i never checked it out. [ laughter ] now, come in close to my face. come in close. now, look, this is what the nose." and i went -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i see that. >> only breathing through one nostril.osh. >> so, just let me say this. all the stuff i've been doing for the last four years, running, tennis, concerts, "house of cards."se of cards," yeah. >> without my full capacity, you just wait until i get this sucker fixed! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! that's it!ing about! come on! or maybe you shouldn't get it it seems to be working pretty well.
>> working alright, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, because you have the "house of cards" ch 4th. you had this big shindig over at the smithsonian. >> last night. >> jimmy: beautiful. giant thing. one of the coolest things i think i could even consider, as frank underwood. >> yes, last night, what's ful artist from britain has done a a portrait of me as frank underwood. and last night, we unveiled it like it was a real presidential led at the smithsonian where it's going to hang. >> jimmy: look at this thing. this is -- >> oh, there it is. >> jimmy: is this hanging right [ laughter ] >> it starts tomorrow morning. >> jimmy: tomorrow morning. >> so this will be in the front o the smithsonian, and if they hang it just high enough, you're gonna think i'm going to kick you in the face. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's giant.and here's the thing i'm most proud of. millions of people from all over the world are gonna be coupled to come into this museum and see how well hung i am.
>> jimmy: that's how -- because that's how great they are. if you see it, take your photo in front of it and #frankishung, and there you go. it starts tomorrow. >> nice. if you haven't seen "house of cards," you're making a is so fun. oh, my gosh. >> by the way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is so fun. >> i did something else yesterday. >> jimmy: yeah.ned [ cheers ] >> jimmy: instagram? >> so i wanna do an instagram of you and me so i can -- [ laughter ]r your face. >> jimmy: no, but that's funny. it's like a filter. >> oh, you think that's funny? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wish i could throw up rainbows. >> nice, that's good. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. >> that's good. let me -- just my eye. [ laughter ] okay, that'll go up for later.pplause ] >> jimmy: that's perfect. under your name? what is it under? >> kevin spacey, yes. >> jimmy: kevin spacey. i knew you were one of the first people on twitter.might be the one right there. >> jimmy: look at it. that gets the winner right there. [ laughter and applause ]
master class 'cause i'm gonna sign up for this. >> you could use a masterclass. [ laughter ]did -- no, that's not my question. my question is everyone's welcome, right? >> everyone is welcome. >> jimmy: masterclass.com.and they choose kevin spacey, and you will teach me how to act. >> what i did was, i did a a workshop in august with 20 actors who auditioned. they all do monologues.ns, and then, we cut it up into about 20 -- more than 20 chapters. and they're all about maybe 10, 15, 20 minutes long. and i love doing workshops.or 20 years. but this is the first time i ever allowed one to be completely filmed. and serena williams did one. a whole lot of people have done them. way for -- >> jimmy: acting classes? >> no, no, serena did a tennis class. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like to see her take the acting. that'd be funny.uld be pretty cool. >> jimmy: that would be not bad. yeah, yeah, yeah. no, but i would do that. i totally would sign up. i'm excited about this.ight here. >> it was great. >> jimmy: imagine how many people you can teach, i mean, around the world. >> for me, one of the reasons i
kind of classes when i was a a kid. and i did one with jack lemon when i was 13 years old. and it was almost a a life-changing moment for me.ll the story about al pacino and "glengarry glen ross"? he told this backstage. this is the truth. >> this is a great story. this is a story about how an ncredibly generous to another actor. so, i did this movie with pacino called, "glengarry glen ross." [ cheers and applause ] sheep applause, thank you. ino had to chew me out. he had to call me every name in the book. and so, we come to shoot the scene. i have no dialogue.ere while he walks like this around the room and just tears into me. and so, i didn't know this, but partment not to record because he was off camera. it's just my close-up. and he started saying stuff that was about me.in, we know how you got this job. don't we?" [ laughter ] and he kept going on and going on.onal and mean. >> he got personal and mean. i was like -- literally, i looked like a car wreck. >> jimmy: yeah.
and al walked over and went, d. your reaction was so real. that was terrific." [ laughter ] "they didn't record that.ted you to -- you know, i was giving you that because if you saw me tomorrow, on the street, and yelled across the street, 'hey, al, i hear about what you did ld jump, because, you know, we're all guilty." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, that's a a fantastic story.otage -- >> so that i would react the way my character was supposed to react. and it was fantastically generous. >> jimmy: there's lessons like rom masterclass.com. but i wanted to play a game with you tonight if you don't mind. i was wondering if we could acting, and i will act with you. i'll explain. >> certainly. >> jimmy: is that cool? after the break. i'll explain more with back.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with the one and only kevin spacey. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. we love you so much. they love you. now, as we were saying, in masterclass, your students perform for you and you give them feedback, and i'm sure they learn a lot. but it got me thinking, i'd les and test you out a little bit. see what you got. >> okay. >> jimmy: so tonight i thought we would perform a few scenes " together. >> oh. >> jimmy: but here's the catch. the scenes we're reading are not from the actual show. they were all written by elementary school kids. and we gave them no direction. we just asked them to write scenes based on the title "house of cards." [ laughter ] it is time for masterclass jr. here we go. lause ] yeah masterclass junior first, let's meet our masterclass jr. judges --
>> are you kian? what are you doing there? >> jimmy: he was doing -- kian was doing a move. yeah. >> interesting.light laughter ] >> jimmy: look he's tough. already, he's tough. [ laughter ] >> okay, remember what i said to you backstage? vote for me. >> jimmy: there you go, yeah. now guys, we'll be performing three scenes. at the end, you decide who is the better actor. is it multiple academy award-winner it teen choice award- winner, jimmy fallon? [ laughter ] i mean, it's up to you. [ cheers and applause ] all right, first one -- >> i -- i -- i also have a a golden globe.a, i know you have a golden globe. i'm sorry about that. >> and two s.a.g. awards. [ light laughter ] >> jyeah. do you have a grammy? >> do you have an mtv?e a grammy? >> i don't have a grammy yet. >> jimmy: that's fun. [ laughter ] >> what did you get a grammy for? >> jimmy: best comedy album, dude. >> how 'bout that. [ cheers and applause ] when was that? like 15 years ago? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] by the way, i've seen you with your pants off.le sag
[ applause ] sorry, sorry, kids. kids, i'm so sorry. i didn't realize.: screen actors guild. screen actors guild awards. >> you're from new jersey, right? >> yeah. >> so am i. i'm from new jersey, too.e ] >> jimmy: don't butter them up. don't butter them up! >> i'm not buttering them up. >> jimmy: i love you guys. each and every one of you. so much. >> from the same place, you know. >> jimmy: time for uncie jimmy to have a fun time here tonight. [ laughter ] here we go. first one --other ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: phillip is eight years old. he's from boston, massachusetts. now here, i will be playing the role of wizzy and you will be garbage man. [ laughter ] higgins -- higgins, will you set the scene, please? >> steve: garbage man knocks on e house. wizzy answers. [ knocking ] >> jimmy: who is it? [ light laughter ] >> the garbage man. [ cheers and applause ] are you -- are you wizzy?is my
what's up, tuna butt? [ laughter ] >> i heard there are, like, ads in your house. according to the mayor of the united states of america, you se cards, or else you get arrested. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what happens if i get arrested?he smelly jail. it is like a regular jail, only it smells. [ light laughter ] really bad. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pause for dramatic effect.going to clean anything up. >> yes, you are. >> jimmy: no, i'm not. >> you want to fight?s fight. >> steve: wizzy kicks the garbage man in the hand. the garbage man punches wizzy in the butt. [ laughter ]
the shoulder. wizzy screams. [ screaming ] >> jimmy: okay, okay, all right. i'll clean up the cards. [ laughter ]ge men are the secret heroes. >> jimmy: there we go. and scene.e ] that's just the first one. here we go. second one is written by tacoma. he's five years old, from ngton. thank you, tacoma, for sending this in. for this we're gonna be -- >> is he from tacoma? >> jimmy: no, he's from seattle. >> oh, he's from seattle.you'll be playing johnny, i'll be playing mike. higgins, set the scene. >> steve: johnny knocks on mike's door. nock, knock. [ light laughter ] well, i'm johnny. what the heck? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who's there? >> johnny.ny who? >> can you just please let me in? [ laughter ] >> steve: mike stands up and opens an imaginary door.orry, the handle's on this side.
i'm sorry, if he showed up at rehearsal, he'd be better at it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: johnny, i thought you ock-knock joke. >> no, i wasn't. >> steve: johnny comes in and looks around. >> hey, i like your house. >> jimmy: thanks, it's made of cards.n't touch anything. it will fall over and my mom will yell at me. [ laughter ] >> steve: johnny takes a card out from the wall.s over. >> jimmy: johnny, i just told you -- don't do that. now our house is ruined. [ laughter ] >> oops. >> jimmy: there you go, and scene.e ] >> wow. wow. >> jimmy: all right this last one, here. judges?ing attention, buddy? you having fun? [ light laughter ] >> yeah, thanks, guy. yeah. >> jimmy: two thumbs up. >> you're the best, man. how about you? >> jimmy: way up!that last one almost put you to sleep when that big pause happened? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i could actually hear the freeway in that pause. [ laughter ] freeway.on. >> what?
>> you don't get me. [ laughter ] well -- well -- well, let me just tell you, you can get in line. [ laughter ] steve: okay. [ laughter ]. >> set the scene, higgins. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's sent in from olivia. she's seven from thompson, connecticut.you'll be playing the role of tyler and i'll be playing katie. [ laughter ] >> oh, katie. >> steve: katie and tyler walk ol every day. they always play at tyler's house, and he is sick. >> katie -- [ laughter ]ver play at your
[ laughter ]t have got a better wig? this is the wig that we want to go with? [ laughter ] >> it would have been better if it was like a robin wright wig, actually.been better. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. maybe you can make it look like that. [ laughter ] ooh. now you just look like katy perry drunk. [ laughter ]tie, how come we never play at your house? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's raining. >> okay.e never play at your house? >> jimmy: tyler, shh, you ask too many questions. [ laughter ] >> steve: katie puts her hand over his mouth. question. >> jimmy: okay, fine. i live in a house of cards. [ laughter ]what you wanted to hear?
>> jimmy: don't talk to me. [ laughter ] ? [ light laughter ] [ clears throat ] >> jimmy: no, it's raining. [ laughter ]we're inside. >> jimmy: well, my eyes are outside. i don't know. leave me alone. [ laughter ] love you. >> jimmy: i don't care. [ laughter ] i'm going home. >> you can't. >> jimmy: why not?se it's raining. your house is wet and soggy. [ laughter ]re right. >> okay. you can live with me right now. >> jimmy: good, because every time the wind blows, i have to rebuild my home. [ laughter ]e you. >> jimmy: i don't get you.
oh! >> steve: oh, my.. >> jimmy: all right. it is now time. my man, angus, it's time for the moment of truth. [ drum roll ] guys, what do you think?ter actor? let's start with angus. [ laughter ] >> well, honestly, um -- i er voices. >> oh! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] okay. you're next, buddy. >> well, both of you did great. but the person that was most believable was -- kevin. jimmy! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: no, he's right.able. he likes me better. jasmine, it comes down to you. >> okay.
kevin, you did better. lause ] >> i get my award. do i get an award? >> jimmy: yeah, you get an award. we'll get you one back there. it looks like kevin spacey is the winner.pplause ] he's a good actor. my thanks to kevin spacey, our three kid directors -- angus, kian, jasmine. premiers march 4th on netflix. you can take kevin's master class now on masterclass -- angus, stop!om. we'll be right back with bill and melinda gates. angus! [ cheers and applause ] folks, you can't make this stuff up. four bandits chose a prius as their getaway car. bravo-niner, in pursuit of a toyota prius. over. how hard is it to catch a prius? over.ly pretty fast. over. very funny.
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to nowadays, please say hello s, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. bill, welcome back to the show.pleasure meeting you. thank you so much for coming on the show. i appreciate this. and i always -- i'm sorry. i should just -- [ laughter ] i love you guys. i really do love you and thank you for coming on the show re. i just want to let people know how many good things you're doing.nd people, since 2000, maternal deaths have almost halved. child mortality and malaria deaths have halved.es have been
wow. [ cheers and applause ] thank you.nk you, thank you. this year, gatesletter.com, check it out, it is based on gh school kids in kentucky. and they say, "if you had a a superpower what would it be?" and you split this letter up into two.d, and bill, you answered separately, but still kind of connected. what was your answer? >> my answer is if i could have any superpower, it would be time.ll we only have 24 hours in the day. >> jimmy: yeah. and i fundamentally have come his work that to empower women to reach their potential, we need to give them back time. if you look at what women do all over the world -- [ cheers and applause ]o all this unpaid work that we don't call work, whether it is caring for a a child, which they like to do or an elderly person, but it's also chores.in the u.s., women spend four hours a day of unpaid work
and around the world it is four and a half hours and some places, six. we could give them that time back or some of it, redistribute it so husbands help them do some of the work. [ cheers and applause ] yes!ach their full potential. >> jimmy: that's great, right? bill? [ laughter ] >> absolutely.hell, what was your answer? >> energy. energy is pretty fundamental.t flip that light switch comes on or sets the temperature. there's still a lot of people who don't have that.and yet, we need to build out all this energy in a way that avoids climate change. so we need a lot of innovation, e fact that we got to invest in it, and the next generation has to come along and do the science, so we move quickly to get a a breakthrough in energy innovation.re always up for -- any new ideas or some fun thing. i always love reading it. word out, gatesletter.com.
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