tv Late Night With Seth Meyers NBC February 24, 2016 12:37am-1:37am EST
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." bobby cannavale, editor of "the new yorker", david remnick, live "new yorker" cartoons,8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ]ear. in that case, let's get to the news. president obama today announce prison at guantanamo bay. it's a pretty simple plan,
he's going to put a radioshack sign on it. [ laughter ]s in a week. [ light laughter ]lee has endorsed bernie sanders and for bernie's sake i hope it's more effective than spike lee's other endorsements. [ laughter ]w a week away from the super tuesday primaries and ben carson is so excited he barely got 14 hours of sleep last night. [ laughter ] a rally in las vegas last night, donald trump told supporters he'd like to punch protestors in the face. though he looks more like the guy who would stroke a white cat while somebody else punched you in the face. [ laughter and applause ] officials at a super pac aimed at taking down donald trump said recently, "there is no silver
of course not. trump isn't a werewolf. he's more like a vampire. se lights off! off! [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new gallup poll, 21% of americans think that hillary clinton is dishonest. well, what they actually said was, "she's honest, but she's dishonest." applause ] you guys like gaffes?ntly visited the set of the hit abc show "scandal." is that really the show you should be visiting right now? [ laughter ]y the set of "i did nothing wrong" or maybe llegal in those e-mails"? that's a good show. lego has announced that to mirror the world we live in pany will be adding working mom, handicapped,
just a side note, the lego barefoot. [ laughter ] back story. oys have back story. kim kardashian has released the first photos of her son, saint west. one. aw. [ laughter and applause ] for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] from hbo's "vinyl", bobby cannavale is here tonight. a fantastic actor. [ cheers and applause ]w. also, editor of "the new yorker", our friend david remnick is back. [ cheers and applause ] talk to him. plus, very exciting, we have the return of the "late night" players who will be staging live "new yorker" cartoons.o all of that fun stuff, the campaign of gop presidential candidate ted cruz has come under fire for allegedly spreading marco rubio. it's just the latest in a series
en a major toll on his campaign. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] so all in all, it's was a tough weekend for ted cruz. he came in third in south carolina, a state where he was supposed to do well. and even lost among evangelical re constituency, to donald trump, a man who once described his church going habits this way -- >> well i go as much as i can, always on christmas, always on easter.ways when there's a major occasion and during -- during the sundays -- i'm a sunday church person. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i'm a sunday church person as opposed to, you know, le. still, so great watching him come up with that answer. he knows there's something missing. there's a big one missing. [ light laughter ] the point is cruz lost evangelicals to that guy.n was already going through a rough patch and things only got worse on monday when this happened. >> the shake up in the ted cruz
fired after spreading marco rubio. >> ted cruz fired his communications director, rick tyler.because mr. tyler inaccurately reported some comments marco rubio made about the bible. >> tyler tweeted a video of a cruz staffer in the hotel lobby. subtitles claim that rubio said there were, quote, "not many answers in the bible," when said "the bible had all the answers." >> seth: he thought he said not many answers? di marco rubio just saw someone reading a bible and thought, "time to take this sucker down a peg!" [ laughter ] d for spreading the false report and tried to defend himself on "fox and friends" by citing the original source of the video. >> the "daily pennsylvanian" putdeo and they put the captions of what they said was the transcript on that video. i just checked it five minutes ago, the "daily pennsylvanian" is sticking by their transcript. >> seth: so what kind of source lvanian" you ask?
pennsylvania's college newspaper. [ light laughter ] er. although to be fair, their op-ed on tinder etiquette was very persuasive. [ laughter ]er problem for cruz is that this scandal is just the latest in a series of incidents that has given his campaign a reputation for having low ethical standards. as you may remember, cruz first ion after his campaign spread false information about ben carson in iowa to steal some of carson's voters. cruz campaign of playing dirty tricks to win the iowa caucus, after the cruz camp put out word ng out of the presidential race. >> dr. carson's campaign announced that he was not dropping out of the race, okay? he was not dropping out.at didn't stop senator cruz's national chairman, co-national chairman, congressman steve king, from sending out his
he's out." >> seth: now to be fair, "carson looks like he is out" is just scribe ben carson. [ laughter ] "did dr. carson just take an ambien?" "no, he just looks like he's out." [ light laughter ] i mean even his suits look like pajamas.laughter ] weeks after -- weeks after the iowa caucus, these allegations have continued to dog cruz.cruz even requested a meeting with carson two days before the south carolina primary to try to smooth over the controversy. a meeting that attracted attention not for it's subject matter, but for its location. s confirmed candidates ted cruz and ben carson had a private meeting last night inside a storage closet.not so weird that they met, but where they met -- inside of a closet. >> i think they're calling this a closet summit. [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's right, cruz and carson met inside a storage closet.ure that both of them, as anti-gay rights advocates, immediately regretted when they realized they would
[ laughter and applause ] so how did reporters find out that the two were in the closet in the first place? "the daily beast", quote, "secret service members were guarding the door and simply said to a republican operative in the hallway, 'yeah, they're in that closet.'" [ laughter ] because you know those secret ere like, "[ bleep ] this, i used to be a marine. [ laughter ] now i'm waiting for these two dummies to finish playing seven minutes in heaven?" [ light laughter ] these latest allegations may be hurting cruz now, but they're not isolated incidents. in fact, this is a criticism 's fellow republicans have leveled at him. he'll do or say anything to get elected. take this for example. just before the iowa caucuses, cruz suddenly came out against rks sales. why would a presidential candidate take such a position on a local issue? well as "blorlier this month, cruz, quote, "had no public position on iowa's fireworks law until his analysts identified 60 votes
because of it." course, the real headline here is that there are 60 people in iowa who voted based on their love of fireworks. [ light laughter ] because our forefathers fought my fireworks and i'll give you my bottle rocket when you can pry it from my cold, dead, three-fingered hand. [ laughter and applause ]someone really loves fireworks, they're not gonna vote for ted cruz. they're gonna vote for this roman candle. [ laughter ]human firework. this has been, "a closer look." we'll "late night"! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! ahh... ahh...obably say it a million times a day. ahh... ahh! ahh... ahh! but at cigna, we want to help everyone say it once a year. say "ahh".
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[ cheers and applause ]elcome back, everybody. our first guest tonight is a two time emmy award winning actor who you know from his work on the acclaimed series "boardwalk empire," and from films such as "ant man." he's currently starring in the new hbo drama series, "vinyl," as 1970s record executive, richie finestra. let's take a look. trimming the fat. staying lean. the old roster had no coherence. >> there's a cornucopia of disparate sounds. >> okay, cornucopia sounds vaguely good. come up with something else. >> in any case. part two.
>> exactly. okay, american century stays intact but with a fresh imprint in house. i need you to come up with a new label. okay, a label that says e future. >> atomic records. >> the future starting today. not 1942. >> rocket. >> not rocket but rock it. do you get it? >> yeah, i do. still no. >> seth: please welcome to the show b [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome. >> thank you. >> seth: very happy you're here. >> thank you. nice to be here. >> seth: and congratulations are in order.backstage, you had a son three weeks ago. >> three weeks and a day, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: three weeks and a day. congratulations. >> thanks, man. >> seth: very exciting. i'm about to join your ranks. >> yeah. >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> seth: any, any advice?
>> yeah, well, you should this way, you're going to know more about breast milk. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> than -- like i tak like i talk about the yankees. [ laughter ] like all the time. i know how many ounces we should be getting and how many he should be drinking and do i lk? >> seth: i don't know what it smells like yet. >> because, i'm pretty much just, in my life all the time. >> seth: yeah. that's exciting. so that's yourh, that's my new yanks, breast milk and i was telling you this before, but, i'm telling you, you gotta get some sleep. >> seth: yeah. >> you k going to get that much sleep, but if you can get sleep -- >> seth: uh-huh. >> it helps her. it really does. 'cause then the next day -- [ laughter ] no, it's the truth, it's the truth. re awake. she can take naps. she can take the baby out. >> seth: yep. >> and it's really helpful. i think that's just what i'm saying.en i bring this up, she'll say a good place for you to get some sleep is at your friend's apartment. >> that's right. >> seth: or the couch. >> yeah. yeah.r second son. your older son jake, who i saw on broadway, "fish in the dark," also an actor.>> seth: here's the three of you guys, walking, which is
the little guy is in here. rocky's in here. >> seth: yeah. that's a good place for him when >> and that's jake, yeah. >> seth: that's fantastic. so, congratulations on your family. that's fantastic news. i remember a few years ago we were moving out of an apartment, went and took a look at our apartment. >> we did. >> seth: yeah. which was a big deal. because i think more, my wife ut what rose would think because we really had to clean up the apartment. but it was just you. just you came and checked it out, right? >> no, no, rose came. >> seth: okay good.t dog. >> seth: we had a dog, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. that dog was something. >> seth: what's wrong with the dog? >> just a lot, it's a lot, it was a lot. [ laughter ] >> seth: my dog is 7 pounds.s intense, man. it was a loud dog. >> seth: what was it doing? >> a lot of yipping and yapping and like nipping., my dog is a huge bobby cannavale fan. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: huge "boardwalk empire" fan. was so excited to meet you. >>t was cute. yeah. >> seth: congratulations on "vinyl." it's fantastic. it's strange to me that there hasn't been a show about the 1970s rock scene, especially
well, we've finally got one and it's a pretty good pedigree i think. you know, martin scorcese and mick jagger, and terry winter, and so, the audience should feel hands. i mean, i know i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: it seems incredibly authentic, with them behind it. >> yeah. ne also intimidating working with people like, martin and mick. you worked with martin before, obviously on "boardwalk empire." >> yeah.first -- as an actor, what's it like the first time you meet someone like martin scorsese. >> well, i had a unique situation, you know, with marty because, on "boardwalk" i -- him before, and we did this table read and i was the new guy in the cast and they had like, a big table set up with all the executives factors and they had my name on a little place card next to martin scorsese. so i was like freaking out. and i had the first scene in the show. >> seth: mm-hmm.scene i kill this old man with a pipe wrench and after he insults me, even though it's not really an insult and so, i was like, nervous to beginaid this guy's words out loud before and first time i had ever spoken the words
first line was like, what do you and this, and marty just started laughing. cackling hysterically. like, he knows what's coming up. and thing, reading the stage directions and the guy goes, "gyp rosetti picks up a pipe wrench and chases after the guy and raises it above his head." and marty's just losing it, ke, "and then the gyp beats him to death over the head with the pipe wrench." and marty's just gone. he's just laughing hysterically and hitting me under the table , "i'm good. i'm with this guy." [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. he got a very unique sense of humor.nique sense of humor but, if see his, if you watch his movies, you know, you get that sense of, you know, it's a sort of macabre sense of humor. it's very realistic, and it's very tense. and so, it's sort of the same situation with "vinyl."st feel like it's a perfect marriage, really, working with him. >> seth: in the first episode you talk about that sort of dark comedy. and there's the perfect example of that with andrew dice clay. >> seth: that plays a guy that owns radio stations. >> yeah. >> seth: were you a fan of andrew dice clay? >> i was, man.
i'm in "blue jasmine." >> seth: of course, right, i forgot. >> and now this. and, when i was 19 or 20 years old i went to that concert at the garden., dice was the first comedian to sell out madison square garden. he was the biggest thing in like, 1990. >> seth: it was a -- he was a huge hit >> huge! and so, it was likk with him. and, the guys on the camera crew, they all, they're like, they were huge fans and they had been asking, you know, do you think he'd ever do like some jokes for us?iving to set and andrew is, all he has to do the whole day is lay in a pool of blood. he doesn't have to speak or and he's like, i'm going to just lay here because my back hurts all day. just give me a pillow. so they give him a pillow and he's laying in the blood and he jokes from like the 90s. he did like, all the dirty -- >> seth: dirty nursery rhymes? >> the dirty nursery rhymes.pool of blood. >> he did them all lying in a pool of blood like this -- hickory dickory dock. [ laughter ] and he would do all of them.ho don't know those dirty nursery rhymes,
rhyme with dock was. >> yeah. [ light lai asked him, i said, do you have any in the file that you never did? >> seth: any dirty nursery rhyme that didn't make the cut? >> any rejects. one. >> seth: will you tell us? >> it's dirty, though. >> seth: go for it. if it's too dirty we'll just beep it. >> i didn't write it, remember, it was dice. [ laughter ]e a deer a female deer, ray, the deer that [ blee[ laughter ] that was it. [ applause ] what does that mean? it's andrew dice clay, you know? >> seth: i can't believe that didn't make the cut. >> i can't either.y wouldn't that make the cut? what's the -- yeah. >> seth: what was the high bar you had? >> yeah, yeah. it's like -- >> seth: then at the end of the day he's like -- >> doesn't fit. >> seth: this isn't quite dice clay. i feel like this has a bad aftertaste. >> yeah. oh, he's terrific. the show is very authentic to the time. you must have to garbage up neighborhoods because, of course, new york doesn't look anything like ithat's exactly right. >> seth: is it true that when
you shoot there, did you have to bring garbage with you? >> yeah. and then y [ light laughter ] >> seth: right, you can't just leave the garbage. 46th street, down in hell's kitchen, and they don't call it hell's kitchen anymore right?linton or something. playground which is now a playground for children but it used to be like a playes you know. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and so, we made it look like that again, and there were like junkies and prostitutes and and garbage everywhere. and you'd see people from the neighborhood go like, "yeah, 70s are back!" [ laughter ] and then you see like new peopwhatever, like go like, "what's happening here," you know? be really nervous. so, it's a real sign of the times. >> seth: it is funny how there are new yorkers who do miss that time, that looked so awful. >> seth: i mean, it looks fun but also, you know, the fact that they, there's people who are like, "oh, that are like oh back in the day junkies used to hang out here. >> yeah. but that's a thing, right? that's sort of a new york thing anyway. >> seth: that is a new york thing. they just want -- >> not the same anymore. >> seth: yeah. and then everything they tell
is so much worse. way worse. >> seth: yeah. the place we live now, i remember there used to be a night club around the corner. before i lived in the neighborhothe time, and it's closed. and i remember saying, to my doorman once, 'cause i loved going there. >> yeah. >> seth: and i was like, "do you remember that place?" and he was like, "oh, it was the worst. people used to throw up in the building all the time." and i just remember being like, "yeah, that was the best man." [ laughter ] >> there used to be a place on 42nd kid i remember like, it was like, i don't remember what it was called but it had like a blinking eye. >> seth: uh-huh. >> right on the deuce. and like you knew it was dirty. something was happening in there and it was just an eye that would open and close. and i never got to it. rid of it. but i knew it was -- >> seth: before you were of age to go in the -- >> yeah. yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> seth: so rest of your life not knowing place. >> seth: that's heartbreaking. >> yeah, yeah, i knew it was >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> no.0s, obviously, you didn't get to experience that the way your character does. what were you like back when you were growing up in the 70s. >> in the 70s i was a catholic
school. >> seth: so you were a good kid? school. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> i went to catholic school. it was all nuns.ut of catholic you know, i -- i got kicked out of catholic school in the 7th grade. >> seth: so you made it pretty far.retty far. [ laughter ] actually i loved being a part of the catholic church because i liked, like, i liked being as like, in the theater group and i was in the choir and i was, i did all of this extracurricular stuff. i just didn't like -- the nuns used to teach us. >> seth: okay. >> they just weren't very nice to me, and i got --pened? like, what did you do to get kicked out? >> i hung sister joanna up on a hook in the coat closet in the 7th grade. she was the principal but she used to be the kindergarten teacher. and then, i got skipped in kindergarten. >> seth: nothing you're going to tell me makes this okay. >> yeah, right. >> seth: no, but keep going. what else did you do? >> let me tell you what happened. like, yeah, yeah, no, you're right, actually. >> seth: so wait, you pickher on a hook.
>> seth: okay. >> and she was little and, you know, i was like, i had like a 7th grade and she picked me up by the thing, you know, by the ear, and we had these coat closets.lf. you know, you know. like these closets you 'd would walk through and hang up your coat and you have a cubby in there and you could, she'd pull nd into there so that the kids couldn't see you. and i'd had it already. she pulled me out of my seat and it clicked, that's it. and picked her up and put her up on the hook and i was gonelause ] >> seth: is she still there? >> i don't think so. on the hook? >> i don't think so. yeah. >> seth: thank you so much for being here. congrats on the show. it's fantastic. thank you, man. and got season two, right? >> thanks, yeah. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: bobby cannavale everybody. new episodes of "vinyl" air sunday nights on hbo. we'll be right back with david remnick. [ cheers and bring it. how did you do that you didn't
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[ cheers and applause ] seth: welcome back everybody. our next guest is the pultizer the editor of "the new yorker." new episodes of the magazines new series "the new yorker presents" are available every tuesday on amazon prime. >> first cowboy coming to you the way from oklahoma. [ cheers ] 4 to 6 they ride sheep cause you learn their fundamentals are riding as they get older. then they graduate into calves, then junior steers, then they go to junior bulls and then they're in the big bulls. >> that's it! move! ve! >> move! >> move! >> move!
get over there! get over there! >> hey. get up. what are you crying about? what are you sniffling about? give me some. are you champ or chump? >> champ. >> champ. >> champ or chump? this show david remnick. cheers and applause ] bull riding clip to introduce farthest away from the >> yeah. are >> in north jersey. champ or chump? laughing -- >> chump all the way. know this becausoday. obliviously we have to write your name a lot when you're on the show with just -- in our memos and what not and >> redneck. it auto corrects to david redneck.very flattering. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> very flattering. >> seth: because again that doors of your life. [ laughter ] in another life you're david redneck and you're the guy yelling at the kid for riding
>> seth: i wanted to ask you about something you wrote recently in "the new yorker," for "the new yorker." about -- you compared the trump campaign to the brutality of nfl >> yeah. >> seth: with this sort of amount of anger and vitriol that has been sort of prevalent throughout the course of his campaign. >> yeah.in exactly what you mean. >> well, i wish these guys would wear helmets. then we wouldn't see them quite as often. >> seth: yeah. >> it is -- it's horrifying. it's horrifying. there you know, in the 60s, philip roth, great novelist, craziness is so crazy that it's becoming impossible to write fiction anymore. but he had no idea. he was dealing with a character like richard nixon. seth: mm-hmm. >> who by today's standards would be a kind of raving lefty in the republican party and we now have the spectacle of political candidates sg at the pope. at the pope. >> seth: and it having no effect. >> no it -- his ras ratings went up as a result. so, you know, so when you see a moment in politics like you did
woman visits the white house, american woman coming for black history month and is greeted by the obama's and it's just a rare moment of sanity and decency and then we're back to, you know, yet another town hall where -- where it looks like a clown car. >> seth: we -- we actually have a clip of that.f anyone has seen this or if everyone's seen it. >> it's amazing. >> seth: here's the 106-year-old woman that met the obama's. >> how are you? >> i'm fine. >> oh, it's so nice to see you.ust 106 and i -- do you want to say hi to michelle? >> yes! >> come on. >> slow down. >> 106. she's 106. >> she's 106? >> no you are not. i thought i would never live to get in the white house. >> well, you are right here. >> you are here. >> and i -- bless you. >> you are here.
>> a black president. >> yay! that's me. [ applause ] >> seth: something -- i think that's an important thing for us to remember. >> you know and so what's next? what's next? >> seth: well, do you think, speaking of what's next, is there anything trump at this cause these numbers to go down or do you think he's proven over the course last few months -- >> i think it's possible that if a rational policy speech about immigration or gun control or anything that's actually, you know, important, his numbers might go down. >> seth: there you go. but as long as it's pure, raw, hatred married to entertainment value, h. >> and that's -- that's tragic. >> seth: and i will say i think there's no reason to think that'll change because he does tanding i would say of entertainment value than most candidates in the past.
>> no i -- i hate to ascribe i use the word genius to it but he does have some fingertip sense of populism even though he's a billionaire. >> and he's been in show business, his been in the marketing business, his been in essentially advertising, the self-advertising business for decades. i mean any new yorker rememberede late 70s. >> seth: have you had any -- i know people who write about r the many things that his life has crossed with. he will interact with, he will write angry letters to. have you had any personal rump? >> you know he -- years ago mark singer wrote a brilliant profile of him and you could basically publish it today and it would be just as apt.k singer got a lot of furious, with big -- he had a huge signature and he writes these screeds.ecent i think is that he had golf courses all over the country and he's very
magazines and the company that i nast, not happy with "golf digest." as he gets -- writes really angry letters about how come my golf course, you know, with the sar, whatever it is, is not getting the play that augusta has got. >> seth: that -- those are that's things a president needs to worry about. >> yeah. absolutely. [ laughter ] >> seth: that is very much at >> yeah. yeah. >> seth: so the clip at the beginning of the show this is a new television venture. >> yeah. >> seth: for "the new yorker." called "the new yorker presents" it's on amazon prime. >> seth: so explain the format of the show for us. >> well it's a magazine show in the sense that there's different pieces there. it's meant to reflect the magazine in the sense that there is deep reporting in it. there are interviews in it and -- but it's television. so it can't do the same thing. it can't, you know, ia of this city, years and years ago when the newspapers went on strike in newn the radio because there was no television at that time, he went on the radio and he read comics to them that's not what we're going to we're
because it's not innate to television. what you need is great that film clip that you saw is by the guy that did the great documentary "hoop dreams" and alex gibney who's a terrific documentarian is the guy who is along with kahane cooperman who ran "the >> seth: and now are -- >> but these things are real tv myself. >> seth: are they new stories or back to sort of the archive of "the new yorker" to find stories to -- like for -- that bull riding, kids running bulls. is that -- >> that was based on a pby a writer named burk bilger. >> seth: okay. >> and -- but -- and it's an interesting experience because for a writer you think, "okay, now it's done.. that's finished," in a way you're handing over that story to somebody else's sensibility.a filmmaker who's gonna to have their own take on it his or her own take on it. you have to reconcile yourself to that. it's no longer yours. it's a new thing. ne most writers must be happy so far with how things have turned out. >> i think they're okay with it so far. >> seth: okay good.
doing is you are hosting a radiot. what would you call it? what are you calling it? >> it's both. it's both on terrestrial radio on national public radio stations all over the country able as a podcast. >> seth: and so you are doing radio for the firsuld you grade yourself as a radio host so far. >> well, since i'd grade myself as a writer as about a "b" i guess i'm a gentlemen's "c" so far. >> seth: okay, there you go. >> no.ld be tough on yourself and -- it's hard. it's different. because if i'm interviewing for a print piece i can ask you the same dumb questioesn't matter. >> seth: right. >> just as long as i get the information that i need.t work that way in like what we're doing here. >> seth: yeah, if i kept asking you it'd be super boring. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, for both of us. >> seth: yeah. >> and especially for you guys. >> go ahead. >> seth: how would you grade yourself as a radio host? [ laughter ] >> you know maybe a "b," maybe a "c plus." >> seth: okay.king for you yet?
yourself though as a radio -- i don't buy the "c plus." before it was a gentlemen's "c." now it's a "c plus." >> yeah. i'm going up all the time. >> seth: why can't you keep your story straight. >> i'm going up. you this, have you listened to yourself host radio. >> it's horrifying. >> seth: yeah, isn't it. >> it's horrifying. >> seth: yeah. >> do television? >> seth: no but if my wife is watching. >> she turns you off. >> set like on her iphone in the morning and i have to like leave the room. cause hearing my voice just puts me in a bad mood. >> i can't tell how many film -- >> seth: i love as it comes out. i just don't hear it like, oh it's beautiful. this is -- >> we all love it. [ laughter ] >> seth: everything about this. out. >> seth: yeah. that there's a lot of filmmakers who won't watch their movies after they're done. >> seth: mm-hmm.k of it. i think there are very few writers when they finally finish the book then go back and read their own books for pleasure. don't. >> seth: yeah. >> you're done with it. and so even this, i don't want to hear my voice, except to see >> seth: mm-hmm. >> how to get better at it. >> seth: well that is the thing. you have to force yourself to do something that ultimately makes
it is a different -- a completely different sport. to ask you because i think a lot of people read "the new yorker" and obviously it's a prestige hey're proud. people will read it on the subway to show off to everybody look how good i'm doing. i'm a smart person. so as the editor, do you what are your guilty pleasures? do you have any? you mean the kind i can talk about even on late night television. >> seth: yeah. >> there's a great gossip website. "the daily mail." there's a lot of people that don't think it's great. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you maybe. >> seth: yeah.the -- [ laughter ] >> seth: no, look i'm only saying that i -- >> here's what i like about it. because it's british it has tons of celebrities i've never hear seth: that's true, right. >> and so there are these people on like bad television shows in re they either look bad or good in a bathing suit and they've had an affair with somebody else that i
the people we know. whether it's kim kardashian or whoever it is. but in this case it's somebody i never heard of. there's a special delight in t the second i ever appear on that website. >> seth: yeah. we just a short walk. not dressed for it. >> yeah, what were you wearing? e jeans and t-shirts but both of us, we'd just eaten, and both of us were like working food out of our teeth. [ laughter ] >> big spinach gobs. >> seth: yeah. we did not -- so we -- we're a little, we're still a little sore from that one. >> i think it gets worse than that on "the daily mail" eth: that's true, the worst thing we can have is like look at these couples. >> in fact "the new yorker" just published a great piece on tmz. >> seth: a fantastic piece. >> and how they get their ories which is let's just say different from the way "the new yorker" does. >> seth: "the new yorker" goes about it. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: well, try to not shift into the tmz world. stay in your lane. >> bit by bit. >> seth: okay bit by bit. so, right? >> you bet. >> seth: we gotta do "live new yorker cartoons." >> can't wait. can't wait. >> seth: david remnick everybody. [ cheers and applause ] new episodes of "the new yorker
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night."f the most popular features in "the new yorker" are the cartoons. they make us laugh. they make us think. they make us go, "honey, do you that's what we're going for seth. >> yeah, great. >> absolutely. >> seth: and in what has become a tradition here on late night every time you appear on the show we pr cartoons." >> seth, in the world filled with madness and chaos this piece is the one thing that's a beacon of consistency in my life. >> seth: i'm so happy to hear h, me too. >> seth: so without further ado, our theater troupe in residence the "late night" players are happy today debut their newest er cartoons
[ cheers and applause ]cartoon. originally drawn by emily flake. >> it's a magic potion that ng you say interesting. [ laughter ] [ applause ]eth: david, care to explain the cartoon for us. >> seth, are you familiar with drudgeries of motherhood? >> seth: i am not. >> well, i am and how are these aped? with alcohol. in this case, wine. >> seth: excellent piece distillation of the piece, david. [ light laughter ] our next cartoon is by alex gregory. >> but when a woman has someone's head cutoff, she's a bitch. [ laughter ] [ applause ] seth: david, what did we just see?
cartoon that's so deafly and humorously exposes the complexities of female leadership in the work place? i have not. >> well, buckle up buttercup because you just did. >> seth: shouldn't you have told me to buckle up before the cartoon? >> semantics, seth. our next cartoon is by j.c. duffy. >> please, steve, not the duck face. [ laughter ] [ applause ]. >> seth are you aware of the duck face selfie phenomenon. >> seth: i believe i am but please explain. >> i'm happy to.en people take selfies they tend to make duck faces to accentuate the pout of their lips. >> seth: uh-huh. >> and this makes them appear, in a sense, sexier. >> seth: okay.is cartoon our character steve takes the expression literally and for one beautiful
man. think he looked sexy? >> exquisitely. >> seth: all right. [ laughter ] our next care toon -- cartoon.ll them care toons, is by farley katz. >> yeah. >> won't go to brooklyn? [ laughter ] [ applause ] think i get that one but david explain just in case. >> yeah. seth, cab drivers they hate and i repeat hate going to brooklyn. >> setow how inconvenient it is for them? >> seth: i do not. >> so inconvenient they would prefer to drive through outer space all the way to the surface of the moon.ow david, where do you live? >> i live on the upper west side? >> seth: okay, and do you ever go to brooklyn? >> god know. >> seth: okay, yeah. [ laughter ] >> just getting here -- just ass. >> seth: okay great. our final cartoon is by one of our favorites zach kanin. david, anything you'd like to say to set up this cartoon.this cartoon is a
masterpiece the movie "the wizard of oz" and i think it astutely captures why the film endures the test of time. >>t's take a look. >> a heart would be great, sure, but what i'd really like is a working human penis. [ laughter ]se ] >> seth: i get that one. i don't need any explanation. >> seth: the late night players,