tv Late Night With Seth Meyers NBC February 26, 2016 12:37am-1:37am EST
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight --, sports broadcaster, rich eisen, music from misterwives, [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! i'm seth meyers and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic.get to the news. the oscars are this sunday, which marks the official end of
there was another republican debate tonight, which means hree more republican debates on the schedule. i just hope that's enough time to get some insight into the little orchid. [ laughter ] tell us what you're thinking.th carried tonight's debate, so questions were addressed either for mr. trump or para el diablo. applause ] donald trump -- donald trump said yesterday that if elected, al obamacare on the first day of his presidency. but that's okay because health e're all going. [ laughter and applause ] it'll be fine. from where he'll send us. donald trump today called formeran nominee mitt romney a dope, to which romney replied,
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matter very much when you're in the marching band. [ laughter ]t one year in space, astronaut scott kelly, will return to earth next week, where he is expected to be very little we've talked about that. [ laughter ] a lot was going on down here. the democratic national launched a social media campaign to get president obama to nominate a replacement for justice scalia with the hashtag, #filltheseat. a word of warning, don't google image it. [ laughter ] some parents across the country are worried after certain brands of sippy cups have started mold inside the mouthpiece valve. while other parents are on their third child. just scrape it off if it tastes [ laughter ]
you're fine.oing to live. [ applause ] you're fine.s pushing federal regulators to allow them to build self-driving cars without steering wheels, and you would start the car by pushing this button. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a united airlines ntly accused airline employees of opening her luggage and urinating in it after she found yellow stains r belongings. well, it's like they say, you can't spell urinated without united. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight! [ cheers and applause ] she's from the new film, "london has fallen," the wonderful ht. [ cheers and applause ] he is here to talk about the nfl combine, host of "the rich eisen show" on directv, rich eisen is "late night." [ cheers and applause ]
year ago. misterwives returns to "late night" this evening. [ cheers and applause ]get to that, with hillary clinton and bernie sanders locked in a tight contest for the democratic nomination, the media has now estion of how sanders, if he were to become the nominee, would fair in a general election, given his lf-described democratic socialist. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." e ] >> seth: one of the most notable trends of the campaign so far has been the surge in support among young voters for bernie sanders. poll out this week found that more young voters said they would like to have a meal with bernie sanders than with beyonce. [ laughter ]urse, that happened after bernie stole the spotlight at the "super bowl halftime show." [ laughter ]me poll suggests bernie's support among young
surpassed president obama. number one politician, and now it's bernie sanders. he's even done better than obama. they would rather -- they would vote for sanders.e to have a meal >> seth: poor obama. young people used to think he was so cool. in 2008. [ cheers ] y. [ laughter and applause ] he is playing basketball with pens in his pocket. "hold on a second! that's two points for me."rnie's personality the young voters like, it's also his political philosophy. in that same poll, "58% saw he most compassionate economic system, topping capitalism." that's a major shift in american politics.
>> more voters are feeling the bern. >> but what about his socialist views? >> i think he's the most dangerous candidate running.cialism go from scary to chic? >> what the heck is going on? >> free everything. free college, free cars, you name it. he's got a socialist answer for it.s right, free cars. [ laughter ] but the question is, what kinds of free cars can we expect from a sanders administration?ies in bernie's own choice of automobile. >> what kind of car do you actually have? >> i have a small chevrolet. it is one of the smallest chevysat they make. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i mean, it's so small, it's not even a car realcooter with doors. [ laughter ] that's the chevy equality. but the conservative freak-out ratic socialism doesn't stop there. it even extends to his appearance. >> as freaky as sanders is on son, he's a
taxes to 90%. he's a freak to look at. >> seth: "he's a freak to look guy who looks like he ate tony danza. [ laughter and applause ] but that wasn't even the ion to bernie's socialism. there was also bill o'reilly, who knows how to overreact like no one else. if bernie sanders gets elected president, i'm fleeing. i'm going to ireland. >> seth: i you, bill, but if you think ireland will be an oasis from the bernie sanders socialist nightmare, you're in for a shock because in ireland, "students pay no tuition at irish collegeses." and when hearing that gives you a heart attack, don't worry, because in ireland, "everyone isic health care." [ cheers and applause ] so conservatives say they don't like bernie's platform because of its impact on taxes.se, then whose tax plans do they like? >> bernie's a socialist. he wants to tax the heck out of
encourage growth. >> rubio actually has a zero tax on capital income. that perspective. >> ted cruz has a great tax plan. >> seth: so these are the plans conservatives like. but when you look at them more closely, they'd all slash nding and give huge tax breaks to the wealthiest americans. in fact, the top .1% of earners would see their incomes rise by, "13.6% under rubio, 19% under hopping 29% under cruz." cruz's plan might as well be called the, "add more gold to ouse" plan. [ light laughter ] that's actually where donald trump lives. he surrounds himself with gold. he's like the dragon from [ laughter ] but the questions democrats seem to be asking now is who would fair better in a general election against donald trump, nton? well, sanders and trump have already offered their own opinions on that, and they both seem very eager tother. >> there would be nothing more in this world that i would like -- to take on donald trump.
>> oh, would i love to run against bernie. [ cheers ] i would love -- i would -- oh. [ laugher ] that would be a dream come true. trump talks about running against bernie sanders the way my aunt talks about a rich dessert. [ laughter ] "aw! aw! [ applause ] but a race against sanders would not necessarily be a trump, because a poll last week found that while hillary beats trump by 10 points, bernie beats him by 16 points. honestly, watching them run ther would be worth it just for the fit trump would throw if he lost to bernie.private jet with his name on it. bernie doesn't even know the type of car he owns. [ laughter ]he smallest one. now, it should be noted the general election polls at this point don't mean very much. still, there are signs that at en't necessarily turned off by
but first, he has to get to the primary, and he faces a tough road ahead.ters have helped him get this far. but those same young voters could also pose a problem. >> bernie sanders may be giving hillary clinton a run for her money right now, but he could a problem -- a spring break problem. >> many of those college kids are gonna be heading out on march voting gets started. >> seth: this speaks volumes to the unpredictability of this election cycle that a candidate who looks like this will possibly be affected by spring break. [ laughter ] but bernie has a plan. he's going to hold his next rally at a senor frog's. as been "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more "late night!" [ cheers and applause ] surprise!!!!! we heard you got a job as a
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oscar-nominated, golden globe-winning actress. ng roles in films like "what's love exhale," and "how stella got her film, "london has fallen," which hits let's take a look. >> there was no chatter on this. none.his magnitude, it took years to plan and we had days. >> so what then? how did you do this, mike?ly had to get it right once. today they got it right way more than that.ayday.e welcome to the show angela bassett.
>> seth: how are you?thank you. >> seth: it's so wonderful to see you here. >> happy to be here. >> seth: you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> seth: congratulations on the movie. obviously, we licopter there, it's an action film. >> mm-hmm. quite. quite. >> seth: do you enjoy your time in a helicopter during an action film?at i did not. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you did not. >> i did not. >> seth: now were you actually -- did you go up in an actual helicopter? >> we did. >> seth: you did? helicopters that left the ground and those that didn't, that we needed more control over. >> seth: when did you -- >> and it didn't matter if it was real or imagined, i had quite a case of claustrophobia. oh, so it wasn't even about being in the air. you just didn't like -- >> no, being enclosed! >> seth: oh, my goodness. >> yeah. even in the studio when they enclosed it. for some reason, they still had wn, so you couldn't get out. >> seth: now, you play the head of the secret service in this film. >> that's right, lindsey.just tell you, you are a fantastic actor,
make it to the head of the u couldn't sit in a helicopter. [ laughter ] that would eliminate you from the job. yeah, i want to protect the president. can't go into small rooms or helicopters. [ light laughter ] >> i didn't think about that. i didn't know it. i didn't know it. >> seth: now you know. that's very good. >> yeah. that you've made it this far in your life without having to face your helicopter fears. >> i know. i'm was like, "i'm sorry, guys. i'm sorry fellow actors, but -- wait a minute. where's the lock?at the ready ready at all times. as soon as they say 'cut,' let me out of here. i need air." >> seth: wow! >> crazy. >> seth: that is -- than the missiles. >> and they looked at me as if i were crazy. like, "you can't be for real." >> seth: well, you know what -- >> it's very real. >> seth: now they're gonna learn that you were for real. and now, i know when you did allen" -- which, of course, is the first of these movies -- you didn't have to deal with claustrophobia, but -- >> oh, i sat behind something like --e me. see, this is nice, wide open, it's beautiful. but it was incredibly hot, right? did you do -- you had to shoot during a heat wave. we shot in shreveport, louisiana. and i'm a southern girl. i'm from st. petersburg, florida.
>> seth: you know. southern.umid, you know. but not hotter than shreveport. >> seth: shreveport was the hottest you've ever had? >> yeah. yes.t to be a good girl and go to heaven if hell is hotter than shreveport." [ laughter ] >> seth: that's good. that's what it says when you enter shreveport. >> hotter than hell. >> seth: i want to talof the many roles you're known for. but you played tina turner in the fantastic film, oscar nominated for it as well.e ] >> that's right. that's right. >> seth: you know, any time you're creating a character you difficult. but when you play someone who exists and who -- >> who's beloved. >> seth: so beloved. is it intimidating to take on a role like that?yeah, okay. that's your "yes" face, right? >> that's right. that's right. incredibly. i mean, everyone had been to a i had never been to a tina turner concert. >> seth: did you get a chance to meet her in the process? >> yes, i did. sort of like bookends. i met her at the beginning. i was working with the ichael peters, you know, who did all the michael jackson videos,
was like this, 5-inch heels, doing this. sing nice ballads. i mean, she was stomping. >> seth: yeah, moved around. >> she happened to be in ame to the rehearsal. and she goes, "michael, please, you know, let her do it barefoot. let her learn it first."m no broadway baby. no singer, dancer, actor. so, i was like, "wait a minute, to the left, to the left, to the right." you know? and then at the very end of the ame and she actually came to my trailer, she did my makeup. >> seth: oh, what a -- >> knocking on the door, "you need any help? you need anything? can we see --" she was like, "go away."through a time where she was used to doing her wigs, her costumes, just working five shows a night, and hic. she didn't need any glam team squad. >> seth: oh, that's fantastic. well, it must have been such an acco her appreciate the performance. >> she really was. she could have been a great psychologist, because she would o that, and
[ light laughter ] >> seth: i'm going to start doing that.y shoulders, i'll be tina perfect? oh. >> seth: now, obviously there 're playing someone who exists. you've been on "american horror story" now, three years. and you've had to play some stuff -- [ cheers and applause ] this is the opposite of you can do research on, on "american horror story." because of -- i guess two seasons back now, you played a woman withe you go. >> great. >> seth: get in a little closer, like you're missing -- that's -- [ light laughter ] so, obviously, that's prosthetics. what is it like walking around -- >> mm-hmm.in that dear look, it takes -- i think it took about five men. >> seth: five men to --have to get over it, and just lay there and let them have their way. [ light laughter ] they want to paint, make sure the color is right or the freckles, or whatever else, you know?the cleavage area.
>> seth: that is -- >> it was hard work. >> seth: and when you then walked around set with a second >> i wasn't used to that, you know? your robe doesn't behave the way it does with one.ps and slides. and when you look about and see these odd expressions on the crew's faces, you know something had gone down. [ light laughter ] something had opened up.ou probably don't miss it. you're probably very happy to just go back. >> it was very heavy. >> seth: yeah, okay. scene with lady gaga. >> oh, yes. would imagine, has its awkwardness, but doing it with r, like, how do you approach it? did you guys -- how much do you talk beforehand about how you're know? she came to l.a. you know, she invited the cast to her home. it was very nice. that.
she had poured red dye -- you know, because it was about lood. >> seth: very fitting. >> made the pool red. you know, that kind of thing, under the moonlight. i was like, oh -- >> seth: she toldid it? i'm sure it's like that all the time. [ laughter ] she was like, "oh, yeah, vampires, yeah."s special just for us? oh, you're probably right. you're probably right. uh huh. but you know, i walked in, and she came up to me and she had a lovely dress. you know, jewels, but you could . nice thong. that was it. and a diamond-encrusted necklace.how you host a soiree." [ laughter ] if you're lady gaga. ou nervous?" and i said, "well, no time to lie now. yes, i am."aga. and we had a wonderful time, the party, and it happened to be my birthday, august 16th, sweet 16.rty, she
and i was, "oh!" you know, you're so, "oh, that's so sweet of you."es settle on the topper of the cake, they're characters, they're persons on the cake in a position that's and you're like, "ah!" [ light laughter ] >> seth: again, every day. she does that every day. [ laughter ] whether people are over or not, that cake comes out. >> is that right.h paulson, i said, [ light laughter ] you know? >> seth: well, that's fantastic. wife a cake every night. [ laughter and applause ] >> but i had to get her -- oh! but i had to get her back. she made me nervous. so i had to get her ou get her back? >> well, you know, we had these steamy scenes, and we're in elevators. and it's like, go for it.dly our characters our characters are going through these decades, and we were changing clothes. we're supposed to be in and i would just tongue her down -- no, no. [ laughter ] >> seth: no, no. don't stop, angela. please go.
n, just all up on her, and you know -- cut!and she says, "i'm having angela bassett's baby!" [ laughter ] >> seth: there you go! well, you're so great on that show, and your husband is a fantastic actor as well. >> thank you. ance. and he's currently playing johnnie cochran in "the people versus o.j. simpson," and he is fantastic. >> he is killing it. [ cheers and applause ]how -- do you watch that show when it's on? >> well, i watched it. what are we up to, episode fousode three times each. [ light laughter ] >> seth: do you watch it together? is it -- >> we do, sometimes.e, i've watched it with him. if you visit me, i'll watch it with you. [ laughter ] any excuse to watch him. fantastic.oth do fantastic work. so you're very well suited for each other. >> thank you. >> seth: thank you so much for being here. i really appreciate it. >> thank you for having me. [ cheers and applause ]ett, everybody! check out "london has fallen" in theaters starting march 4th. we'll be right back with rich eisen.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our next guest is an emmy-nominated sports broadcaster who hosts "the rich eisen show" weekdays on etwork. he's also part of the nfl network's exclusive coverage of the 2016 nfl scouting combine which runs through february 29th.elcome back to the show rich eisen.
>> seth: so happy to have you back! >> thanks for having me back. >> seth: and it's nice to have g tonight for indianapolis? >> i'm going straightway to indianapolis. >> seth: and that is for the nfl scouting combine. >> the least well-rounded event yes. >> seth: yeah, so explain to people who might not know what the combine is. >> well, it's a bunch of draft-eligible players who show e indianapolis colts, the lucas oil stadium is the home of it, and they put on workout clothes and run 40-yard dashes, run sometimes they push a bag. >> seth: yeah. now, it's weird, because i've ootball game where there have been cones on the field. >> no. >> seth: so, why do they do that? >> no, it's really odd. not much of it's really translatable.all it the underwear olympics. pretty much. >> seth: that's very true. >> and i liken it because it's on from 9:00 a.m. all the way
day. and it's like the yule log, seth, because it just burns and keeps burning, and you watch it then days into it, you're wondering, "why am i humming the same music over and over again?" g the combine. >> that's right. >> seth: now, how many years in >> this is my 13th year of dash. you do it in street clothes. oh i'm sorry, you do it --k clothes,
[ laughter ] that is perfectly tailored for the event. >> seth: yep.ike the wind, seth. if the wind is particularly slow. >> seth: of your 13 years, whichst? >> 5.98 seconds. >> seth: and what year was that? >> that was two years ago as a 45-year-old man. >> seth: wow, okay, that's great. ] >> thank you. look at these people. >> seth: i think that speaks volumes to the shape you were in as a 35-year-old man. >> seth: as opposed to the other. >> i try not to reflect on it, because it's not very pretty. >> seth: and you don't want to get in your head.nly know one speed and i have the heartbeat of a champion. seth, either you wake up with it in the morning or you do not. and i wake up with it every day.ow i'm doing it for charity, for st. jude children's research hospital. >> seth: fantastic.e ] >> thank you. and what we're asking people to
and upload you running the work environment in a safe for work way.anybody getting fired or getting hurt. but upload it and hit the donate >> seth: we actually have to give you a sense it looks like work dash. >> take your mark. light laughter ] >> yes. [ laughter ]meone eats it. and that was that person. >> seth: now, obviously, we're m the super bowl, and i know this to be true, you are friends with snoop dogg. >> yes. with snoop dogg that you got him credentials, press credentials for the post super bowl press conference.s a die-hard football guy.
pre-eminent youth football coaches in america. he is a die-hard steeler fan. i know that. i know that. >> and so, he said he wanted to be part of the nfl media, part of the paparazzi, so to speak, when he's done rapping.id i'll credential you for the super bowl. >> seth: i think you made a great call, because we're going to show a clip from peyton manning's press conference. >> yes. >> seth: and he asked peyton the the game that i think -- i think he's the only reporter that had the balls to ask it. >> a burning question. >> seth: a burning question. let's take a look. g from "the rich eisen show." first of all, can i get a 50% n's pizza when i'm in the state of colorado? >> absolutely. [ laughter ]. [ applause ] and right away, he let everybody know -- he let everybody know you were the reason he was there. >> it's news that you can use, yes.e coupon he can use when he goes to denver.
that you get to do around the super bowl is you get to interview the halftime acts. >> yeah.interviewed madonna. is it true madonna was nervous? i guess it makes sense people get nervous.ervous about the super bowl. she was nervous about the event because the stage gets put together in eight minutes. to see live. >> and then the free world watches. and so, i realized halfway through the interview that i could help madonna calm down, , you know, a dream of mine. >> seth: sure. [ laughter ] >> and i just, like, "madonna, help me help you. everything's going to be fine. you'll get the stage put , you'll crush it," and then the event happens, and she's brought out by these guys dressed in roman togas on this gyptian-looking thing. and i thought to myself, "why >> yeah. >> you know? >> seth: that's just a normal way of going about things.
mick jagger, i interviewed him one ye super bowl xl between the steelers and the seahawks like he was doing that professionally. >> yes, and that if i could play guitar, i would suggest we swap roles. and there was another moment when i interviewed billy joel, because he did the national anthem. >> and this was after his press conference, before which he was in the nfl network green room and the nfl came to him and said, "look, billy, when you go out there for your nd-answer period, just do us a favor. if you're asked about the length of your national anthem, don't answer that question, because it's a gambling question." people can gamble on -- >> they wager on how long the in fact, this year when lady gaga did it, she sang, you know,ome of the brave," and then said "the brave" again. she double braved, seth. [ laughter ]does that count? because the second "brave" to me, the national anthem's over on the first "brave." >> being an nfl employee i'm
i don't understand it. but from what i understand, you don't double brave. of the super bowl, double braving.he put it over as opposed to under with the double brave. so, when billy joel went out onference, he said, "i understand, i won't do that." he gets up there and he goes, listen with his thick new york accent, he says listen, i'm so excited to be here at the super he national anthem, i think it will be around 2 minutes, 12 seconds, 2 minutes, 14 seconds -- [ laughter ]re like that. and people are like -- [ laughter ] oh william. >> seth: and let me tell you something about billy joel, single braver. never done the double brave. don't double brave. >> seth: not in new york city. we get it on the first brave. >> right. >> seth: thank you for being here. have a great time in indianapolis. >> of course. i appreciate that. thanks pal. >> seth: anytime. rich eisen everybody. "the rich eisen show" airs weekdays on directv's audience network. be sure to watch rich run the 40-yard dash at the nfl combine on monday. back with music from misterwives.
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