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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimimmy kimmelive"! tonight -- bill maher. from "the dash girl," oscar nominee alicia vikander. jake byrd at a donald trump rally. and music from nothing but thieves. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as luck would have it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.
>> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheeeers and alause ] i hope you're ready to party. i really do. hey, you know, tonight is mardi gras. it's a big night of celebration. mardi means tuesday in french. gras means fat. it is fat tuesday in new orleans right now. everybody is drunk. even the babies. nobody gets a pass on mardi gras. it's an interesting day in america today because we're voting for candidates for president in one state and flashing our nipples in another state. [ laughter ] in new hampshire today the first official primary of the election season,, andhe had a bit of fat tuesday action themselves. this is a pig, a 600-pound pig. it escaped from a local farm. it made its way to a polling location. a school in pelham, new hampshire. it took the police about an hour to round the pig up. [ laughter ]
doing some kind of a square dance with the animal. swing your partner do-si-do. they got in touch with the owner. watch this pig tormenting the police. [ laughter ] the owner came, stuffed it in the back seat of his kia sorrento and the pig is safe back home on his farm. and month, the pig did not wind up at the polling place because he was being chased by chris christie. that is a rumor. and shame on youguys for even thinking that was true. [ laughter ] this is the -- this is the 10th -- the 100th anniversary of the new hampshire primary. they've been doing this, this primary in new hampshire since bernie sanders was 5 years old, if you can imagine that. [ laughter ] bernie sanders and donald trump were the winners tonight. i don't know. i think people are confused. you realize i made those jokes because chris chrtie is fat and bernie sanders is old, right? [ laughter ] oh, okay, you -- i wasn't clear. anyway. bernie is very popular in new hampshire.
whole day quietly googling the words life expectancy for old man in snowy weather. [ laughter ] there was quite a bit off sno in new hampire. but the candidates, they didn't let that get them down. jeb bush a john kasich had fun. here's jeb throwing snowballs. here's kasich throwing snowballs. those snowballs, they're throwing, those are the ones that don't have a chance in hell in this election. [ laughter ] jeb pulled out the big gun. he had his mother barbara out campaigning for him this week. they did a bunch of interviews together. which really was funny to see. jeb sitting there being interviewed next to his mom, it looked like a parent-teacher conference. [ laughter ] and j's brother george is pitching in too. george bush narrated an ad that ran during the super bowl in new hampshire and south carolina where he made a strong case for why we should all be on team jeb. >> america needs help. parents can't put food on their families, and our children still isn't learning. i know jejeb. i know his good heart.
next to other things like his stomach. which is where his snacks go. i know that. and i know that experience and judgment count in the oval office, which is the room where the president works at his desk. at's where my little brother would work if he were president. which don't bet on it but don't misunderestimate jeb either. he's got a cute little wife, and he's a good little guy. and he knows how to open doors for america. [ laughter ] jeb bush. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice. you know, bernie sanders may be the old man in this race, but from an energy standpoint he's wearing some of his supporters in new hampshire out. a guy passed out in front of him at a rally in concord o wednesday. and yesterday at a rally in derry a woman went down for the count. >> whatever the issue may be,
one issue out there -- >> jimmy: that was quite a reaction. almost krameresque. let's look at that again. >> one issue out there -- >> jimmy: like a mad scientist. [ laughter ] at least we know he's cool in time of crisis. [ laughter ] let's watch that one more time but in slow motion and thi time in reverse. here he comes. [ laughter ] like scooby doo saw a ghost. [ applause ] meanwhile, kanye west is not currently running for president but he should. at this point he might as well because, well, last night on twitter kanye announced that he's changing the title of his forthcoming album for the third time. first he announced it was called
then he changed it to "switch." then he chaed it from "swish to "waves." and now he changed it again. kanye changes the name of his albums as often as diddy changes the name of his name. it's really crazy. [ laughter ] last night he tweeted this. he said that's the new album, anybody who can figure out the title gets ticket to season 3 and free yeezies, which are his shoes. and this is the mysterious acronym. at studio final vsus new album title t period l period o period p. sought so the initials are t.l.o.p. and we have to figure out what that stands for and if we do we'll win. and i think i have it figured out. can i get a drum roll here? [ drum roll ] yes, thank you. kanye's new album t.l.o.p. stands for tommy lasorda obviously poops. [ cheers and appuse ] thank you. size 11. by the way, kanye also tweeted
bill cosby innocent. [ laughter ] which to me is a terrible name for an album. it is. valentine's day is on sunday. that mea t price of roses is about to go way up. valentine's day is the o only holiday where a plant suddenly become astronomically expensive and wre okay with it. it would be like if on easter they charged $20 an egg. [ laughter ] but we buy them anyway. the florida retail federation says this year consumers will spend an average of $147 on flowers, chocolate, jewelry and other valentine's stuff. and that's in florida. soou can igine how much they'll spend in normal states. probably quite a bit more. [ laughter ] this is interesting. somebody did a study about the sex lives of married people. they concluded that the happiest couples have sex an average of four times a month. which it seems a little bit low, right? so i thought it would be fun to ask some cples here wandering around on hollywood boulevard how, you know -- what their numb is.
cousin sal now. now, sal and i -- my cousin sal. >> how are you doing in? >> jimmy: we have a friend who've been married more than ten years. he claims he and his wife have sex -- how often did he say, sam? >> dan sanborn? >> jimmy: yeah. >> he said four times a week. >> jimmy: four times a week which is 16 tis a month, which i think you should go to ison for that, right? [ laughter ] >> i don't believe him. he's already got six kids and he's balding worse than i am. >> jimmy: well, again, we shouldn't mention his name. you already did. anyway, let's bring in our first couple. this couple has no idea what i'm going to ask them. they've just been asked to stop and answer a question. okay. where are they? okay. there we are. hi. what's your name? >> hi. karen pierce. >> and husband rob. >> jimmy:'m sorry, what was your name? >> rob. >> jimmy: where are you from in. >> owensboro, kentucky. >> jimmy: wow. are you on vacation? >> yes. >> jimmy: have you been robbed yet? >> hopefully not.
good. yes. how long have you bn together? may i ask? >> we've been married 15 years. we dated -- we were high school sweethearts. so dated five years before that. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ cheersnd applause so y you guys are probably really sick of each other's dies, yes?s? [ laughter ] i'm going to ask you a question. don't answer it aloud. iant you to write the answer down. we're going goif y a paper. let's put new position sow can't see each other's ananswers. don't reveal your answer until i ask you to, okay? all right. the question is how many times per month on average do you have sex? all right? just go ahd and write it down. don't think about it too much. just -- okay. yeah figure tout. so kan's writing -- looks like three digits, ken is writing. [ laughter ] rob, what are you up to? karen, are you drawing a diagram
what's going on there? [ laughter ] all ght. we're going to start with rob. rob, show us your number. rob says five. all right. and karen says -- 5-ish. [ applause ] all right. thank you. guys, cousin sal has a lovely gift for you. cousin sal, what do you have? >> yes. i have undies for two. so you can share them. >> jimmy: that's nice. you can wear those on the plane home. nice to meet you guys. let's bring in one more couple and see what's going on. now, this couple has not been listenining in. they don't know. you guys didn't hear -- oh, you don't have headphones are. so y literally can't hear me now. okay. be very careful. what's your name? >> theresa. >> jimmy: hi, theresa. >> fine, and you? >> jimmy: and is this your husband? >> it better be. david. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: david and theresa. now, did you guys intentionally wear the same shirt today or was that an accident? >> accident. >> jimmy: an accident. wow. how about that? you wound up on tv.
how long have you been married? >> seven years. >> jimmy: seven years. and it's been good, i assume? you're still vacationing together. >> yes. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> cincinnati. >> jimmy: cincinnati, ohio. hence the red, i guess. okay. i'm going to ask you a question. we're going to put youn a position where you can't see each other's answers on either side of that wall. don't answer it aloud. i'd just like you to write the answer down. be honest. and the question is how many times per month on average do you have sex? okay? [ laughter ] theresa is writing her number. david is writing his. all right. theresa's now changing her number. [ laughter ] theresa, i meant with david, okay? so -- [ laughter ] hi, guys. oh, they're look at your number with envy. all right. theresa, show us your number.
what was the original thing? a drawing of the planet? [ laugughter ] >> she had a zero originally. >> jimmy: oh, really? five. all right. and david, your number is? >> boy. >> jimmy: 12? [ lalaughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it's okay. >> jimmy: i have very bad news. david is cheating on you. laughter ] wait a minute. one of you can't count is what's happening here. [ laughter ] that's quite a discrepancy. dad, are you counting your alone time here or what? [ laughter ] >> could be. >> jimmy: it might be. all right. well, we do have a gift for u. >> condoms for you. here's a couple. >> jimmy: condoms, yes. and? >> here's a baskeket of stf. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. there you go. thanks for playing. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have something very special. our old pal jake byrd popped up at a donald trump rally in new
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some of the states where people live next. it is a big deal for the candidates. even though the winner in new hampshire doesn't nessarily go on to win the nomination. you know who won the n hampshire primary last time around? what's his name? from -- mike "the situation" from "jersey shore." [ laughter ] but all t the candidates are there. their bootsre on the ground. and so is our pal jake byrd, who's a very passionate donald trump supporter. jake spreads trumpthusiasm everywhere he goes. maybe you recall seeing him back in september at the trump rally in dallas. >> trump! trp! trump! trump! >> don't forget. i love this these people back here. >> and we love you! we love you! we love you, donald j.! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can see they love each other. it's a beautiful thing. yesterday jake braved the elements to file this special report from a donald trump rally on the eve of the primaries in
3w4r >> i think trump is the person who will go to washington and actually get things done. he'll hire good people to be in good positions then hold them accountable for these positions. >> he's going to get us jobs. he's going to get america working again. i'm going to get hired back no matter how many times i assault a customer. they have to. donald trump says i do. >> and my -- >> i love your old-fashioned root beer. [ laughter ] >> don't sell root beer. but that's fine. >> a country without borders isn't really a country, is it? >> this guy told me a great joke. he said hey, bernie, it's new hampshire, not jew hampshire. [ laught ] too much. too much. too much. >> it's like live free or die. it's live trump or die. >> we're so disorganized. we've done about 100 of these -- >> still don't know what you're doing. >> we know what we're doing. everybody needs to --
volunteer. you work at the campaign? >> yeah. >> and it's so disorganized. >> it's a house of cards. i don't want to say that. >> no, that's fine. house of cards like the netflix show. are you going to throw someone on the train tracks like that guy? >> thiis the number one campaign in the country. we're the [ bleep ] -- >> i just want to tell you. if she has the baby tonight in new hampshire, that guarantees victory tomorrow. please, ivanka, have the babyby tonight. >> have the baby! have the baby! >> we're going to bring education back locally. no more common core. >> i don't know what that is. [ laughter ] >> we're not going to have pepeople dyi on the streets. we're going to get them into a hospital and take care of them -- >> and die there. [ laughter ] in a hospital. in the hospital. >> and we're going to build ourselves sotrong -- nobody. i'm telling you. nobody is goin to play with us. we don't want to use it.
us. [ laughter ] no play dates! no play dates! >> walls work. just ask israel. walls work. i mean, serious walls. i mean trump walls. >> trump walls! e best walls! the best walls! dtf! donald trump forever! dtf! donald trump forever! dtf! donald trump forever! >>ho's going to pay for the wall? >> mexico! [ laughter ] >> some people -- she just said a terrible thing. you know what she said? shout it out because i don't want to -- >> [ bleep ]. >> she said hs a [ bleep ]. >> whoa! [ laughter ] language!
wow. wow! >> if you're going to get hurt and if you're going to drive likeke a maniac, do it tomorrow after you vote. and i promise i will come and visit you in the hospital. >> you promise? [ laughter ] you bett! i'm going to wreck my car right now. [ laughter ] >> thank you very much, new hampshire. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> right now personally f fore how i feel personally right now for me personally, the biggest threat i'm facing is finding a bus bac to the hospital in the snow. you know? >> well, it's one -- imean, one of the -- >> he'll stand up to isis!
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unfortunate ending. but thank you, jake byrd, everybody. >> i'm still freezing! [ laughter ] [ chcheers andpplause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry. we have music tonight from nothing but thieves. alicia vikanderss here. we'll be right back with bill maher. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by mountain dew kickstart. three awesome things combined. dew, juice, caffeine.y. to prove it, i switched from an expensive contract plan by popping a sim card into my phone. now it's a straight talk phone. and i get to keep my same number and network for half the cost. that's money we can put toward your college fund. oh, i'm not going to college. i want to be...a magician. invisibility, now! i can still see you... your phone, your network, half the cost. unlimited talk, text, and data is just $45 a month.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight, she is an oscar nominee for her role in the movie "the danish girl." she is nominated for best supporting actress, alicia vikander is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, all the way from essex, which is all the way in england, this is their self-titled album. it's called "nothing but thieves," from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night we'll have a good show. sacha baron cohen will be here. zendaya will join us. and we'll have music from mana. join us then. it doesn't matter if you're republican or democrat, president or pope, if our first guest doesn't like what you're up to, he will make sure you know it. he's the host of "real time with bill maher," which you can watch friday nights on hbo and you can see him live at the mirage in las vegas march 12th and 13th.
[ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. i know this is a an importt night for you. >> it's an important night for you. >> jimmy: why? >> because you're on and i'm not. i'm not working tonight. i' here. because you are my favorite t talk show on the west coast. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tha you. yore the only talk show on the the. >> you're the only tack show on the west coast. >> jimmy: are you all right? >> why, what didou hear? >> jimmy: you got surfing or something. right? >> who told you that? one of your show business cronies.
bill can't come. he g hit in the face way surfboard. [ laughter ] is that not true? >> that's not true. i went to hawaii. this year i brought david spade and jeff ross. we had a fabulous time. eddie vedder performed with us. it was really fun. >> jimmy: nice. >> thanks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't address him. >> i'm from new jersey. i body surf. [ applause ] chris christie fans? [ laughter ] and you know, sometimes the we face planted me. and yes, my facee w too [ bleep ] to appear. [ laughter ] happy you got that out of me? >> jimmy: yeah >> i love we can say that now. remember when we started in show business you couldn't swear. now they just bleep it out. no one gives a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, i don't know what people were so hung up about. i think because now everybody's cursing on every other channel. >> trump. trump? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> no, but he's running for president and he says [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: it's crazy.
>> jimmy: do you like that or do you dislike it? >> i like thahat- i mean, i always say donald trump and i are a little -- a little like the detective a thehe seria killerer. u know. we're not so different, you and i. [ laughter ] i certainly don't agree with hardly anything he says politically, but i love the fact that he's politically incorrect. i used to have a show called "politically inincorrect. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what happened to that show? >> well, i got thrown off the air for being too politically incorrect. >> jimmy: my god. >> and then they got this other guy. >> jimmy: fat guy, right? >> no, not a fat guy. just a guy who wouldn't piss people off. and yeah. but yeah, that's donald trump. he eats third rails for breakfast. i have yet to find something this man can say that will turn his fans off.
over when he said john main not a war hero. we thought, oh, well, that's -- comeon. no. but great, whatever and then he went to megyn kelly, you're on your period. carly fiorina, you're an older woman, too ugly to run for president. hey, who wants to see my impression of a cerebral palsy guy? [ laughter ] like what does this mean have to do? fart in jesus face? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that would be something. >> he's like a movie monster. whatever they think is going to destroy him just makes him stronger. you know? >> jimmy: you endorsed bernie sanders for president. and you feel good about that now? >> look, i like hillary a lot. but not as much as bernie. we've never had a leftist in my lifetime. a true leftist.
no one ever put on the table before. that's why we don't know. now, is he probably going to win in the south? probably not. he's a socialist jew who's 100. [ laughter ] but y you knowwhat? people have never seen this product before. people didn't know they wananted an iphone until they put it i the window and everybody bought it. we've never had -- i call it the new deal. like fdr's new deal. hes saying we could be more like a western european democracy where you pay little more taxes but look what you t. free college, free health care. go after the banks. this stuff has never been on the table. we'll see what happens. i think he deserves for wha he's done so far to at least get thbenefit of the doubt. [ cheers and applause ] and then, you know, and then if we go back to the old rules, fine. i've told my audience, my fans. i said look, i'm for bernie and a lot of you are too.
it's like when you're on a plane if you don't get your first choice eat the chicken. [ laughter ] because if you don't get t democrat, then the nearest abortion clinic will be in london. >> jimmy: do you like any of the republican candidates? if you were forced to vote for one of them -- >> i'd kill myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but if you had to vote for one of them, is there anyone in your mind -- who do you think is the worst among them? >> ted cruz is always the worst. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> because they laughed. that why. [ laught ] i said it because he is. because he's smart and evil. the other ones are true duies. like rubio. you know, he doesn't know what he's talking about. he just says the words. but ted cruz is diabolical. he's smart. what i really hate about him. and this is what a true cynic is. he's smart but he knows what to say to his dummy basee that they will believe. so he always says things l like --
he said, you know, before 9/11 i was a fan of classic rock. after 9/11 i found myself switching to country music. [ laughter ] because as we all know the world trade center was attacked by three dog night. [ laughter ] what the hell does that mean? or the thing about new york values. remember that a couple of weeks ago? like he doesn't have new york values. he clerk for the supre court. he went to princeton and yale. and he's like, do i even own shoes? i love when he plays the [ bleep ] kicker chord like -- oh, i did it again. >> jimmy: bill maher is here. his show is "real time." he's in vegas march 12th and 13th. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] sweetheart, don't look at me like that,
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in 1982. >> jimmy: wow. >> i was 26 and i opened for diana ross. and that was -- yeah. >> jimmy: was that at caesars palace? >> caesars palace. it's what i called the dead ball era in vegas. it's like after the rat pack but before it got reinvented as something hip and cool. so it was tough. you know, and i was a young comedian. no one you knew who i was or wanted to see me. they wanted to see diana ross. now it's great. it's hip. hip people come out and see it. it's the only place in the wor i can play on christmas week. everywhere else you don't play christmas if you're a personal appearance act. people are spending their money on christma vegas could give a [ bleep ] about christmas. they don't want to know christmas exists because then people will feel guilty about losing the house money. >> jimmy: hey, by the way, happy birthday. [ applause ] i know you had a big birthday party. do you say how old or do you keep it quiet?
i shout td out. 60. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i like to have a party when you don't worry about it. some people get b bumme o by this stuff. >> first oall, you can't hide anymore. what aim going to say? i'm 48. [ laughter ] so i made it into an event on my show and i used it as a reason to get obama to appear on my show, because it's been a sore point. i mean, apparently our invitation to him has been lost in the mail for seven years. he's done every show. he's done your show, right? >> jimmy: it's crazy. >> see wha i me? every show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first of all, how dare you? and secondly, you gave his super pac a million dollars. >> yes. and he treats me like i owe him money. [ laughter ] i didn't even mention that beuse that shouldn't be the ason why. >> jimmy: you'd think he'd know that already, though. >> they have a thing at the white house that if you get a petition that is signed by 100,000 people they have to respond to it. so we had a petition out there.
hours, we had the 100,000 signatures. and it just says do our show or tell me why. just tell me why. and i'm sure that there are people in the ite house who say never do that show. bill maher, he's a comedian, atheist, pot smoker who never got married. [ laughter ] by the way, all decisions i'm really good with. [ applause ] >> jimmy: have you considered -- i know he's coming out here next week for fund-raisers. tell him you're having a fund-rair at the address where you shoot the show and maybe he'll show up. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's what the president do, jimmy. he just shows up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what he did re. he just appeared like santa claus. it was a miracle. >> yeah. well, we'll see. we'll see what they say. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. [ applause ] you know what? i told you this a million times, but when i was in college i saw you do stand-up and i think peoplele forget that you're one of the great stand-up comics and if
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>> yeah. and then i'm goioing to give him the swedish version and then -- >> jimmy: what is the swedish version of your name? >> alicia vikander. >> jimmy: yeah, forget that. [ laughter ] is the oscars a big thing in sweden? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it is >> it t is. i remember when my mom -- i came finally to the age when she would allow me to kind of set the alarm clock and go up at 2:00 a.m. and sit by the tv and then later on even had like sleepovers with my friends and we kind of stayedp and were wearing pajamas and ate popcorn and watched the oscars and talked about all the dresses. >> jimmy: so your family must have been very, very excited when you got nominated. >> and the thing was they were actually out here for the golden globes. for the first time in l.a. and visiting me. and they came with me to set. i was filming in vegas. so we got the news when i was there. >> jimmy: wow. >> and it was great because it
suits, and it s 9:00 a.m. in the morning and we could just pop the champagne and that was totally normal. >> jimmy: that's right. it's las vegas. you can do that anytime. but why were you all wearing track suits? [ laughter ] >> i'd just woken up. and it's also on film shoo. i'm actually just wearing the same thing every day. i doave several options. so it's not like i don't wash them. but you go to work, you just change. so i even remember on some shoots you've been together with your colleagagues for like three months and then you end up hang like a night when at the wrap party it's the first time you actually -- look at you. jeans and a t-shirt. you look so well. >> jimmy: yeah, that is a funny thing because when people come here on our show from "game of thrones" or "downton aby" or something i'm always shocked to see them in normal human being clothes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and with you it's kind of the opposite. >> yeah. >> jimmy: will you bring your
>> jimmy: you are. oh. you ve to get them tickets or how does that work? >> yeah. i just -- i got them tickets the other -- >> jimmy: will they embarrass you by talking to famous people? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: you hope so. you're okay with that? >> yeah. my dad has a bit of a crush on kate winslet. so i kind of prepped her. my dad's coming. please be kind. and she was. she was like oh, my god, that's cute. >> jimmy: wow. that's funny. but i guess your dad, your dad's probably my age now that i think about it. that's a little bit weird. your dad -- but yeah, your dad, it probably mes perfect sense that he would have a crush on -- >> i do have aa crush on kate winslet. >> jimmy: do you know all t the women who are nominated with you in your category? >> when i actually finally got to meet rooney mara, because we've been sitting at many of these events, and i mean, i've looked up to her and admired her as an actress for a long time. room. and finallyly when we did this we
we were put next to each other for the class. >> jimmy: does anyone eat lunch at the luncheon? it seems like nobody's eating. >> it's the first proper event where they actually eat. normally at the golden globes i was sitting there with a plate in frontf me and everyone else but the food never came. isn't that weird? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's called the hollywood diet. >> yeah. i was like is this every year? this is not a miss, this is actually -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's a very traditional l.a. thing. you just eat the air. [ laughter ] >> yeah. and then you drink. and then it all goes -- >> jimmy: in sweden does everybody speak english? >> yeah. everyone speaks very good english in sweden. we learn it in school from about 9, 10. but it was not until i got here when you actually start to speak it, you know. >> jim: and you realize that there are different ways people all over the country speak. >> you mean accentnts? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeahah, we do have them -- we have them in sweden too. > jimmy:ou have them in sweden?
>> jimmy: isn't that funny? because reay our knowledge of sweden and swedish accents comes from a muppet who cooks. [ laughter ] >> yode, yode, yode. >> jimmy: so you know him. >> but to me he sounds more norwegian. >> jimmy: oh, he does? [ laughter ] wow, more morenorwegian. th's a scandal to hit sesame street. [ laughter ] so are you excited about the oscars? if should be a fun night. i think you have a good chance of winning. do you gamble on yourself? you know you can. you're working in l vegas. >> i did go and -- i learned how to play the craps. >> jimmy: yeah. the craps? [ laughter ] how did you do? you were making that movie with that stutupid matt damon, weren't you, in las vegas? >> yeah. i'm so hapappy that you actually see him -- you're telling his true colors. i know everyone tells everyone
>> jimmy: but he's not. he's a nightmare. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thanks. finally someone confirms this for me. [ applause ] >> we still have one week to go. >> jimmy: number one, we learned that the swedish chef is a fraud. and number two, we learned -- well, something i knew for a long time. matt damon is evil incarnate. [ laughter ] congratulations. we'll see you at the academy awards, the oscars, which are on sunday february 2th, 7:00 eastern, 4:00 cific. and of course your movie, which was great. "the danish girl" comes out on dvd and blu-ray march 1st. we'll l be rightack with nothing but thieves. [ cheers and applause ]
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