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after the 88th academy awards. >> we will have all your oscar glamour and excitement coming your way. but first our top story tonight. charged with felony dui after a collision last night. south carolina highway patrol says it happened just before 58 last night on martin luther king boulevard. washington rear-ended another car. the driver was taken to the hospital with serious injuries, the passenger with minor injuries chairman torrey rush released this statement, writing in part, "our troy rush released a statement tonight writing our responsibility to the public is compromised when such an event like this occurs. in the coming days, we will continue to monitor the situation and rely on law
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investigating this matter. well the 88th annual academy awards rolled out this sunday right here on abc columbia. >> hollywood's biggest stars made their way down the big carpet. chris rock did a monolog, and it was through skits and jokes throughout the night. the second year in a row of all white acting nominees. >> besides chris rock's daughter selling girir scout cookies to hungry audience members, "mad max: fury road" claiming in the technical category. it seemed like it was going to be a clean sweep for mad max. >> for best actor, best actress and best film all coming up in just a few minutes. >> before the ceremony, protesters held a rally outside the doll by theater and the group was led by al sharpton.
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at the first african methodist episcopal church. critics say the award show come to embody a crisis in the entertainment industry. >> here at home many had a chance to throw on the finest jewels and tuxedos, and walk the red carpet. nickelodeon held the annual party. die hard oscar fans reveled in the excitement. >> i'm kind of doing a survey to see who has seen all 8 films. you will be amazing of the people who really are seeing these films. >> if chris rock was not enough, larry elm embry provided laughs. >> the number of oscar nominated films were shot right here in
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the answer is shy of double digits. we had nine films shot within straight lines that has been recognized by the academy throughout the years. >> a lot of diversity, everything from the mountains, to small towns and beaches, and a strong crew base, and they need a work force, and they need beautiful locations. >> the film shot in south carolina with the most oscar wins, the classic came away with six statueettes including the biggest best picture. i remember that. a gorgeous oscar sunday out there for you and the start of your workweek is looking justice as nice. >> and john farley joins us live in the weather center with what it's going to look like tomorrow morning. >> i will do my best. we have pretty warm temperatures out there still now, low 50s mainly, and getting going in the
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that far. we dip down in the upper 40s. getting kids out in the morning, and i know it's coming early, but getting out there it's not going to be cold. sunrise shy of 7:00 as we go through the day tomorrow, what's going to happen here, beautiful. a nice warm day, and we will see highs pushing the mid-70s with nice wind out of the southwest, and tomorrow definitely warming up, and a little warmer than it was today, and we will stay that way a couple of days, and then there's rain in our forecast, and we will go over when that arrives. a dozen states and territories will hold primaries on super tuesday, and the biggest cob test in the 2016 election season. >> major victory in south carolina hillary clinton is hoping to keep that momentum going against multiple southern states ahead of super tuesday.
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where she spoke to a congregation in memphis. >> the primaries here in tennessee is very important, and i hope you will come out and vote, and of course i would be honored to earn your vote. >> as part of his super tuesday strategy, senator bernie sanders skipped the palmetto state on primary day and moved on to texas and minnesota. >> i will be asking for your vote on tuesday, but i need more than that from you. i need your help the day after the general election, because i can't do it alone. >> donald trump, who won three of the first three race social security confident he will sweep the super tuesday states, and john kasich agrees, but ohio governor agrees a strong showing will provide the boost he needs. >> i think trump is probably going to win probably all of them. but you keep holding your own, and our campaign plan was ultimately to hold our own in
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what changes this race is my ability to win in ohio. >> senator ted cruz, however, believes trump can be beat. >> our campaign is the only one in position to beat donald trump on super tuesday, and if you want to stop the trump train, the only way to do so is to beat him on super tuesday. >> i'm steve nannis reporting. >> marco rubio taking donald trump's comments about his stature into his own hands. take a listen. >> little marco, and i will admit, he's tall are than me, and he's 6'2", which i don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5'2". you know what they say about men with small hands. you can't trust them. you can't trust them. >> a lot of people tweeting about those comments stoon for
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trump clinched his first endorsement from a sitting u.s. senator today. alabama senator jeff sessions threw his support behind the front runner, and sessions said at a rally in madison that american people want change. the senator is known for his opposition to illegal immigration, and alabama is one of 11 states, of course voting in the republican presidential races this tuesday, super tuesday. >> unlike the republican primary, voter turn out for yesterday's democratic primary did not top 2008 numbers. the democratic party said less than 400,000 people came out, and about half the total as republicans saw, and 8 years ago, hillary clinton, barack obama and john edwards were all on the ballot and 530,000 voters went to the polls. and an independent bystander
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gunfire in a publix parking lot. they said this happened in the 4600 block just after 9:00. deputies say the victim was transported to the hospital with nonlife threatening injuries, and the investigation continues, though, and if you know anything about this case, please call crime stoppers at 1-aa crime sc. >> a girl used leaves to stay warm. the boy scout went missing during a hike with his troop saturday, and he was found by a family out hiking about 18 hours later. >> informing the community of the struggles undocumented people are facing as they are beginning to navigate adult hood. young immigrants shared t tir stories of perseverance in spanish and english, and this event called voice of a dreamer sought to connect latinos and anglos with the better understanding of one another.
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the community come together and get informed and educate themself on something they might have experience with but not fully understand. it's nace to see them come together and educate themselves on an issue they are not fully aware. >> organizers say their goal is to change the few of those who think undocumenteds only cause problems for those here in the u.s. >> giving young girls the proper footing to grow before they bloom into young women. theirl's world expo. the girls took part in career seminars and spoke with other local female leaders about the importance of education paired with self confidence. >> we started because we know that teen girls are going through a lot, and we try to get them all together so that they can have power and support with each other. and this is the first year it has come to columbia.
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it across the country for the past five years. hour coverage of oscars continues with more glitz and glamler. >> and president obama will be noting the highest military tomorrow.
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recipient next. president obama will award the nation's highest military welcome back. president obama will award the nation's highest military honor to a navy seal who helped rescue a u.s. hostage in afghanistan. >> edward buyers junior took part in a risky mission to save someone from the taliban. as a navy seal edward buyers junior is well acquainted with danger, and the night of december 8, 2012 broughting everything of it. >> to us, it's a no fail mission. our objective, our goal is to bring back an american hostage alive? and rescues joseph who the taliban had been holding captive for about four days. >> i engaged in the personnel
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and he was three, four, five feet away from the right. >> for his heroic effort president obama is awarding biars the highest military honor. >> i looked at your award and approving you to receive that. that's like it's real. >> biars is dealing with another reality. he was the second seal to burst into the taliban hide out, and the first seal nicholas check was killed. >> nick was -- he embodied the essence of what is to be an american hero. he will forever be remembered for the sacrifices that he made. >> plenty of people are calling biars a hero as well.
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daddy and she loves me just for that. she will tell you the five different nicknames she has for me, and i don't think one of them includes hero. >> it isn't lost on everyone, though, especially ma. >> when i called my mom that night and told her, i have got to love my mom. the first question out of her mouth was do you think i will be able to come to it. pretty sure you will be allowed to come. >> michelle, cnn the white house. >> and we mentioned earlier that we would tell you more about best after actor and as tress picture. >> and best director for the revenant, and the a lot of big awards. >> biee larson for room.
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best supporting actor went into the bridge of spies. that was the biggest upset of the night for me. but by far, favorite part. >> leonardo decap frida on. >> chris rock brought his daughters to sell girl scout cookies. >> i love it. this is the best part of the oscars. >> lyleonardo winning was the biggest part of it. they didn't notice it, i don't think, at first. but they tweeted it was the closing credit song. >> and chris rock's monolog, i thought he did a phenomenal job.
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original monolog and rewrote it after the whole oscars. >> but i felt like he set the tone, and it was a fun night of lots of awards. >> no political humor, though. >> no. >> we get enough of that from the gop. >> looking like a warm start to your workweek. >> probably have all the details in the full forecast.
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stay with us. thank you for staying up late with us here. it was a fun night watching the oscars. warm tomorrow, and i should say warm tuesday. rain in here early on wednesday morning, and let's show you the setup here. it's clear right now. but notice off to the west, the front right along to roughly the mississippi. with that, what's going to happen is this thing is going to usher in warm air. we won't get anything out of this front, and ahead of it you only get winds out of the west and south. same thing on tuesday, and then as we get out here, you see this thing, this is the beginning of the thing that's going to be in
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it loots like most of wednesday will be clear, but the morning commute will be a bit of a different story. here we are tuesday at 10:00. this is roughly 22 hours from now. there's rain working its way as we go through overnight. there's that line of showers that comes through, and there is your morning commute. plan on a wet commute wednesday morning, but it doesn't last all that long. watch what happens. all of it kicks off to the east, and by the time you get to 9:00, 10:00 sometime in there, it could be clearing, and a little breezy behind it, but clearing, and most of wednesday will be dry except for the very first part of the day. let's look at the forecasas here tonight. temperatures dripping into the mid-40s, and it's not cold at all. as we go into tomorrow, it's going to be just fine. here is a look at your forecast. mid-70s tomorrow, same thing tuesday, and wednesday there's the rain, and it's early and
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you will see they are down 60s, and even 50s, and friday another batch of rain gets in here, and it clears out for the weekend and that said temperatures a little bit cooler, down into the low 60s. that's your weather. >> thanks so much, john farley, and a beautiful day for baseball, and gamecocks trying to keep their undefeated teams going. >> usc women's basketball team finishing up its sec season without a loss, and we are just getting warmed up. tim hill. let's not forget tim hill, and he's here tonight, and he's got
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you are up next, tim. at this point, at this point, we are not done. [applause] >> dondawn staley's smile says it all. tiffany mitchell headlining a stellar senior class. staley has seen the good, bad and ugly of usc's women's basketball.
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that idea. 14 points, 7 rebounds, and the sophomore might win sec player of the year this year and keep mitchell from mining for the third straight year. prison will scores a season high 24 points. helping usc get 10 threes total for the ball game. gamecocks not to be denied the second ever perfect sec regular season, and conference perfection on a day of nomination, and mitchell and usc seniors, and going out with another first added to the best class resume in usc history. >> you know, colonial life arena to these fans that supported them for their four years, to treat them to being 16-0 and winnnng the national game. i think it's a great day. we accomplished one of our goals for the season, but we are not
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we have a lot more we want to accomplish, and that's when we win another tournament championship against concord today. >> usc opens play in the tourney friday in jacksonville agagast the auburn, missouri winner. carolina just absolutely exploding yesterday. 16 hundreds, and much quieter today. but nittany lions defense, usc ends up tying the ball game up at 1. this still tied at 1 in the third. penn state couldn't get him out. literally jones preaches base. also drives in 10 runs in the series, and usc goes on to win 4-2.
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season. >> it's a good day for us. that's what i told the guys after the game. >> and hole brook is looking forward to seeing his team tuesday at citadel. >> and trying to finish off the sweep against james madison. one of the best baseball names ever, and half a six pack, and rbi, and also drives in three, and clipsnd go goes on to complete the sweep, 11-2 win today. tigers win their fifth straight game. exciting fin herb at nascar over in atlanta, and green white checkered finish. kyle bush coming after jimmy johnson, but no. 48 car able to hold onto the lead. a wreck behind the leaders and that is the race. dale earnhardt junior finishes
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and he pays tribute to the no. 3. >> so pretty busy day in sports, guys, and obviously the big oscars today, i went black tie. >> you are saying you don't know why he didn't go formal? >> yes. >> that looks blue to me. it looks absolutely blue. alicia is not wearing a black tie. >> this is a dress with a necklace inside the dress, that's pretty dressy. that was my oscar look. wow. i guess we got thumbs down on the red carpet. >> a little more conservative but kind of like charlize theron. not for the news probably. >> not for anybody with my body. is but charlie says you are perfect. >> we love you anyway. academy award for? >> best tweet tim mill.
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john farley. >> conservative firebrand ted cruz has been shaking things up in washington since his arrival as a freshman senator. >> this country remains a country, i believe, grounded in principles, grounded in faith. >> and this republican presidential campaign is no different. >> that is my hope, that we will energize and mobilize courageous conservatives all over this country to pull this country back.
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monday that's all the time we have. thanks for good morning columbia that's our time, thanks for watching. >> watch good morning columbia starting at 5:00 for more oscar
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and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! >> how do you think it went?
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which white people did you go after, bro? >> chris, over here, did you to us! >> jimmy, jimmy kimmel, what are you doing out here? >> jimmy: my mom got me this camera, i figured i'd get a few shots. >> don't you have the "after the oscars" special tonight? >> jimmy: yeah, but -- did you get a gift basket? can i get some of that nourishing lotion? yo, chris. did leta rock it tonight? chris, whore you wearing? chris! i didn't find out who you're wearing! i need to know who you're wearing! >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmmms, will arnett, nathan lane,
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plus we go live to the governors ball. presented by samsung. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lights, camera, action - here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speeches have been spoken, and once again i was not parties so here we are together.
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making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. as you know there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a michael bolton concert. the only way a black or hispanic or asian octoberer was going to win an oscar was if they let steve harvey announce the winner and that didn't happen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the show went mostly as expected, there weren't a ton of surprises. the biggest surprise was learning there's actually a movie called "the 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared." it was an interesting show. the sound cut out on one of the guys who won best sound design. true. i think the person -- the kid who introduced best short was
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so that was good. and the woman who won best costume design showed up dressed like this. >> this is the second oscar and tenth nomination for jenny bevin. the first oscar in this category -- >> jimmy: she looked like sammy hagar in sturgis. i guess she doesn't take her work home with her. "spotlight" won best picture. brie larson won best actress. [ cheers and applause ] leonardo dicaprio won best actor. leo had been nominated six types. until tonight he never won but everyone kept saying, this is his year. and it was. but you know, the man has had sex with a different victoria's secret model every night of -- every year of his year. from 1991 on has been his year. and it was a special night whether you're a fan of movies, movie stars, or the ryan seacrest men's wear collection. we still have many great moments
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ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bad man versus superman." he's batman. yesterday was ben's 4-year-old son's birthday party and guess what costume his son made him wear to entertain the kids at the party. that's right. we'll find out how that went. it's not all glamorous, this hollywood stuff. one day you're on the red carpet, next day 15 preschoolers are beating you with pinata sticks. right now the stars are heading to the governors ball, the post-oscars party across the street. our man guillermo is there standing by live via our big cisco screen. [ cheers andpplause ] >> jimmy: we'll get go to him now, guillermo, what's it like, are there any big stars around? >>. >> yes, there's a lot of the big stars around here. beautiful women too. >> jimmy: why don't you have any of them? >> oh. they at the bar right now. >> jimmy: they're at the bar, all right. see who you can russell up for us and we'll check back in later. how many drinks have you had?
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>> jimmy: okay, great. perfect. so he's ready to go. that's actually less than he typically has on a sunday night. thank you, guillermo. we'll check back in with you later at the governors ball. one of the most critically acclaimed movies of the year this year that was not nominated for best picture was "cred," the story of rocky balboa training the son of one of his greatals. stallone was nominated for an oscar. it would not be a movie without a sequel. the world premiere trailer for the much-anticipated followup to "creed." >> i will have a choice. this is my one shot. i was born to do this. can't nobody stop me! >> you got no business being here. >> the other fighters are
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look at you. eating a hero sandwich. >> it's a hoagie! >> get the hell out of my gym! >> look at this. your first fight with clubber. you got caught with a right uppercut. you're sounding like a dolphin with an itchy blow hole. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! >> how do you know so much about that fight? >> that was my pops. >> junior. >> that's what marty povis told us. i need you to train me. >> train you to do what? >> what do you think i'm talking about, fool, to fight. >> you don't look like a fighter. >> i been fighting my whole life. the people who said i couldn't fight -- >> ha ha ha! >> fighting my demons. >> hey, baby. >> fighting that lady in the wendy's drive-through because
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>> quheerls my dipping sauce? >> all i asked for was extra honey mustard! aahhh! >> i'll teach you to fight, kid. let's get some shorts on you because we got work to do. come on. >> all i asked for was extra honey busmustard. >> come on! come on now! >> oohh! >> one. >> come on, chicken, come over here! >> boxing isn't just about strength and conditioning. it's about heart. brains. >> and fowls and wings! >> over, under, round and through. meet mr. bunny pull it through. you're not focusing.
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beat that meat like you mean it! harder! harder! you've got to kill him! give it to him! what the hell are you doing? whoa, whoa, whoa! hey, hey, no! no! no! got it? you've got it. you've got it! [ cheers and applause ] >> it's the fight nobody thought would happen. >> this is a fight nobody thought should happen. this is a disgrace to the sport of boxing. but i can't wait to see it. >> this is our last round, you need this one. >> i keep thinking it's gum. >> focus, kid, you need your edge out there! >> rrrow! hey, get me some. honey mustard, you remembered! >> that's right.
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>> that was clubber. >> i know, i know. mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. love you so much. i got hair in my teeth. go get him! >> pop? >> quit your jibber jabber, fool! >> how am i doing? >> good. yeah. there will be a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break but it will be worth it, stay there. we have many stars and many susurises on the way. it's our biggest show of the year. our 11th annual "after the oscars" special - we'll be right
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[ cheers and applause ] why can't i buy this weird, shaved-meat sandwich with my phone? why can't my battery last long enough to navigate me through these scary woods? ugh. eh, probably fine t tugh. [lightning strike] why can't my phone have enough memory to hold all a hundred and forty-five of my movies, like that one with the action and the martial arts. you seen that one? why can't my phone take high quality low light photos instead of this big, expensive camera? [police siren] why don't you come down from there sir? you got it! why doesn't my phone work after i pour this expensive champagne all over it? how am i 'sposed to show people how rich and carefree i am? why did i have to wait so long in this commercial to do a celebrity sports person cameo? [scoreboard buzzer] why don't i ever get asked to be the spokesperson in the commercial? ha, ha. good question. introducing the only water-resistant, fast, wireless-charging, best camera having, memory expandable, pay almost anywhere, samsung galaxy s7 edge. vr experience endede man, i would have made a great spokesperson. [sigh]
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representative. so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. life's short, talk is cheap. i'll be working while you sleep. still don't think i've got a brain? you think a resume's enough? who'll step up when things get tough? don't you want that kind of brain? a degree is a degree. you're gonna want someone like me.
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>> jimmy: hello and welcome back to our 11th annual "after the oscars" special. batman is on the way. first let's check in with guillermo on the wall of america at the governors ball happening across -- look at this, guillermo, you did it! i asked you to get us a big star, you got us a big star, sacha baron cohen, hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, america. >> jimmy: hey, you had a pretty quick costume change there, i guess. >> i don't know what you're talking about that wasn't me. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. i forgot. >> the academy would never let somebody like ali g. come out. i went to the toilet, it was done.
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sacha -- you were supposed to present and instead ali g. wound up filling in as a surprise? >> that is true. that is true. i was very displayed because i was getting ready -- nature called. i went into the bathroom. next thing i knew, i had been usurped by ali g. and made a fool of. >> jimmy: ali g. presented by olivia, did she know ali g. was coming out instead of you u [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm real sorry. >> i'm not aware. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sacha, i apologize, there's somediots in the back. >> yeah, there's a lot of complete pardon my french [ bleep ] walking around. >> jimmy: yeah, there are people jumping around in the back like -- >> they're just trying to get famous.
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they didn't win tonight. >> jimmy: you know, this is really a shame that we put so much work into the show and then people just show and up they ruin it like that. >> bad losers. >> jimmy: well, you know -- sacha, you have a movie "the brothers grimsby" coming out. >> that's right, that's right. march 11th. >> jimmy: and again, i apologize for what's going on here, very unprofessional. guillermo, you're the one that should be watching for what's going on. get the guy behind you out of the shot! >> who is -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> dim wit. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> stayy away, please. >> jimmy: there's no excuse for that. i apologize again. some people are just gross. but thank you very much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sacha baron cohen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stay away. >> jimmy: thank you so much, guillermo. >> stay away next year. >> jimmy: thank you. keep rounding people up, will you, guillermo? no -- >> hey, jimmy --
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[ cheers and applause ] it just really pisses me off, that's all. so back to the movies. this is the reason why we're watching television tonight. is on car night is a night to celebrate great films. if you're at all familiar with the movie "the producers" you know it is one o othe best comedies ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the producers" is a classic, won an oscar for mel brooks, record-breaking 12 tony awards when mel made it into a broadway musical starring nathan lane and matthew broderick. it's been almost 15 years. now they're back with a diabolical new scheme to unleash their most spectacular disaster yet. >> they w we a pair of political consultants on needed a break. >> that's it! we're finished, through, kaput! >> don't say that, max. >> let's face it, bloom, we haven't had a winning campaign in years. >> max, do you realize under the right circumstances it might be possible to make more money from
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>> what did you say? >> first we find a bad candidate, then we raise money like crazy and promise all the donors ambassadorships to italy or sweden or armenia. then when the public figures out what a nut case our guy is he drops out of the race -- >> and we keep all the dough! oh, darling bloom, glorious bloom! you bloody gegeus you! >> max, don't. >> but wait, wait. this candidate. he's got to be the worst candidate in history. a real train wreck. schmuck, puttz, gold-plated nincompoop. where would we find a buffoon like that? >> and now a message from the board room. >> people have been asking about my desk and the fact that i have so many papers on my desk. it's actually very neat. but if you look around, i mean, there's a lot of stuff. i've noticed over the years --
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>> hand me the phone! the phone! >> my desk is a very important part of me -- >> yes, yes, yes. hello, hello, operator? >> -- that's a good thing -- >> get me the board room. you know which one. innocence thens they had a foolproof plan. >> there's a new horse in the race for the white house. his name, donald j. trump. can he beat the establishment? who will support him? fiscal conservatives? the religious right? or crazy old semi-racist white people? >> they're sure he can win? >> oh, mrs. comisky, donald trump is the very definition of a winner. >> just read the pin. >> oh. >> bless you, mrs. comisky, bless you. thank you. thank you. yes. i keep the checkie, thank you. ththk you, mrs. comisky.
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here we go. that's a girl. oh, oh! beautiful, beautiful. we're going right out the door. all right, easy now. easy, we don't have time for that. easy. all right. don't worry, it's only six flights. bye! >> bye. >> thank god for citizens united. >> 22 ambassadors to france so far. >> and 25 million bucks, bloom. i have to tell you, running trump was smart. but your idea about building a wall across the mexican border? brilliant. >> not as brilliant as your idea about making the mexicans pay for it. >> he won't last the week! >> oh, look, max, this is it. >> i will buiui a great, great wall on our southern border and i will have mexico pay for that wall. mark my words. we're in the money we're in the money >> announcer: but they pick the wrong fool.
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the whole world has gone stark raving mad for him like these two looney birds, these numb skulls, even in whack a doodle. >> you ready for someone who will let our warriors do their job and go kick isis' ass? >> he's still in the lead, max. >> how could this happen? >> well, i hear he's a proven businessman who knows how to get things done. >> yeah, he'll stand up to the mexicans. >> i can't believe this it's not possible. >> where did we go right? >> i don't know. >> wait a minute. wait a minute -- did he question john mccain's war heism? >> yes. >> did he say we should kick out 11 million immigrants? >> yes. >> did he propose banning all 1 billion muslims from entering the u.s.? >> si! >> did he say heidi klum was no longer a 10? >> yes, yes! >> nothing is working, max, nothing.
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no! >> announcer: just in time for the election, it's a story that starts off funny and then gets really, really depressing. [ cheers and applause ] we needed a chump to put on the stump a fmpy grumpy named donald j. trump he's building a wall a thousand feet tall don't worry cause the mexicans will pay for it all >> announcer: from the producers of "the producers" comes a movie that will make america great again. nathan lane, matthew broderick, and cloris leachman star in -- you've been trumped >> maybe he won't be such a bad president. >> bing bing bong bong bing bing bong bong. >> whoa, what have we done? [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: we have a lot to come including we have tonight on the show never before seen footage from "batman versus superman." [ cheers and applause ] the "after oscars post show." we'll be right back with ben affleck! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: jimmy kimmel after the oscars is brought to you by samsung. go to to see guillermo nursed in a virtual world using a samsung v-r headset. [ panting ] i focused on being prepared. [ gasp ] i saved your life by bringing you here. i knew this day would come. [ alarm sounding ] it's not safe out there. [ scream ] [ gasp ] something's coming.


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