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"yeah? well, so is 'ncis,'" yelled jeb bush. [ laughter ] "there's a lot of stuff happening on tuesday!" [ laughter ] according to the new cnn national poll, donald trump has increased his lead among the republican field and is now up to 49% support. but remember, it's a cnn poll so 49% is also the margin of error. [ laughter ] donald trump recently said that backstage at the debates it looks like marco rubio applies his make up with a trowel which is surprising critique from a man who applies his makeup by standing outside the cheetos factory and waiting for an explosion. [ laughter and applause ] when asked this weekend why he retweeted a quote by fascist dictator benito mussolini, donald trump told reporters, "i want to be associated with interesting quotes." which i gotta say, is a pretty
[ laughter ] donald this morning also tweeted a quote that he falsely attributed to mahatma gandhi, and here it is. [ laughter ] >> seth: come on, there's no way. he should know better. [ laughter ] producers have announced the upcoming "star wars" sequel will probably contain gay characters. excuse me for a second. [ sneeze ] c-3po. [ laughter ] that's right, the upcoming "star wars" sequels will probably contain gay characters. said yoda, "experiment in college, i did." [ laughter ] and finally, according to a new study, less than half of young men heard of emergency contraception like the morning after pill. they would have heard of the morning after pill, but they were long gone by then. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he is the hardest working man in show business.
"today show," and "last call," carson daly is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] she is a fantastically talented actress, a very funny person, she's one of the stars of fox's "the last man on earth, kristen schaal is back on "late night" tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we will have music from the wonderful band, nada surf. so it's a great show. [ cheers and applause ] i'm looking forward to getting it started. but before we get to all of that, donald trump is poised to win big on super tuesday tomorrow, and he got a big boost friday when new jersey governor chris christie endorsed him. but he's also come under fire for declining to disavow the support of white supremacists. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: with polls showing trump well ahead in most of tomorrow's primaries, it's now or never for his opponents, specifically marco rubio, to take a stand. but instead of attacking trump on substance, rubio tried to beat trump at his own game.
of snaps ever played. [ laughter ] >> he's flying around on hair force one and tweeting. >> i go back and i see him with makeup, and it's like he's putting on with a trowel. >> trump likes to sue people, he should sue whoever did that to his face. >> he has really large ears, the biggest ears i've ever seen. >> he's taller than me, he's like 6'2", which is why i don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who's 5'2." have you seen his hands? [ laughter ] they're like this. and you know what they say about men with small hands -- [ audience ohs ] you can't trust them. [ laughter ] >> seth: when you make a dick joke on the campaign trail -- you're the dick. [ laughter and applause ] also, remember when trump insulted john mccain's war record and it seemed like the worst thing a candidate could possibly say? what's happening now makes that seem like a soft burn from the dowager countess. [ laughter ]
essentially become a schoolyard fight. and that may explain why the original schoolyard bully decided last week to wade in, chris christie. >> there is no one who is better prepared to provide america with the strong leadership that it needs, both at home and around the world than donald trump. >> seth: we make a lot of fun of new jersey as being state of air pollution and weird smells but the reality is it also supports a vibrant farming industry. and, it is there, in that farm setting that you can best find the words to describe chris christie's endorsement of donald trump -- chicken-[ bleep ]. [ laughter ] because it is hard to find an act of political opportunism and self-interest as brazen as this one. because these are actual things chris christie said about trump before. >> i just don't think he's suited to be president of the united states. >> why? >> i don't think his temperament is suited for that, and i don't think his experience is. what you need is a president who's had the experience and the know how to do this and not someone who's just gonna talk off the top of their head. i just don't believe that the skills that your talking about that donald has -- >> okay. >> -- are transferable to a
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back too "late night," everybody! our next guest tonight played obsessive fan, mel in "flight of the conchords," and voices evil genius grade schooler, louise, in "bob's burgers." starting sunday, you can see her in new episodes of the very funny fox series, "the last man on earth." let's take a look. >> wait, carol, carol. this is going to be hard to hear. >> then i'll move in closer. >> todd and gail are boning. >> cheese and rice! >> todd didn't do anything wrong. he and melissa had already broken up. >> i have to tell melissa. >> carol, you can't. todd swore me to secrecy. >> melissa's my best friend, and she's getting boned against. >> and i'm your husband. okay, so promise me you won't say anything. >> okay, i promise. >> let me see those hands. >> good catch. >> seth: please welcome back to the show, kristen schaal!
>> seth: so nice to see you. you look lovely today. >> oh, thank you! i'm wearing an exclusive piece of jewelry. the maker's name's alice. she's my niece, and she gets all of her beads exclusively from her grandma. >> seth: oh, wow! [ laughter ] how old is alice? >> 4 1/2. >> seth: wow! >> yeah, she's a genius. >> seth: to get a necklace made by a 4-year-old is, i think, a violation of some labor laws. [ laughter ] >> maybe we'll edit this part out. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, there you go. so, i want to -- i talked a little bit to jason sudeikis about this, but i want to talk about forte, your co-star, will forte. >> oh, he says "hi," by the way. >> seth: oh, thank you. >> which i thought was strange because i thought maybe you guys had each other's phone numbers or something. like, "why do i have to relay the hello?" [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, like you and i
housekeeping. >> yeah, he said it, like, three times. i was on the phone with him the other day. i'm like, "i'm going to do seth." he was like, "oh, tell seth, 'hi.' please tell him, 'hi.'" i'm li, "tell him yourself?" [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> right? but he says, "hi." >> seth: i hate myself in advance. please tell him, "hello" back. [ lauger ] >> you got it. >> seth: all right, thank you. uh, is is rte's look. this is forte's look at a party. recently, he shaved half of his head. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: you work with him enough, because i know how obsessive forte can be. did he shave just the head half? or is it full body half hair? >> i believe he committed. >> seth: fully? >> seth: yeah, he's full on commitment. >> i know shave shaved because he shaved his eyebrow. i watcd him shave his arm and leg. and then, according to the make up department, he took the electric razor, pulled open his boxers, and just went for it. >> seth: wow! [ laughter ] >> because he had to ask for a new razor. and they're like, "you just bought one." and she was like, "its got forte's pubes it." [ laughter ] and they're like, "all right. that's fair."
again. i don't think it's usable. this -- i remember, because i'd known you before. >> you've known me. >> seth: i've know you for a long time. and so the first episode of "mad men," i remember saying, "oh, my god. that's kristen schaal." but you were only in the first episode of "mad men." >> yes. >> seth: here's a shot of you. obviously, you know, one of the great shows of our generation, and you played a switch board operator. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: what was "mad men" experience? >> well, that's flo. >> flo from the progressive ads? >> yeah, that's stephanie courtney. >> seth: that's crazy. >> yeah, i know. >> seth: that i missed. >> little did we know that we were going to go off up and out of there. [ laughter ] she was going to make multi-millions and i was going to try. [ laughter ] >> seth: i think it's safe to say you guys did better than any actual switch board operator from the era. >> i think that might be safe to say, you know? i mean, what is happiness? like, maybe some of them found love. but did they find, like the new heights of a career? >> seth: probably not. no fault of their own. >> yeah. >> seth: the feeling imposed on
[ laughter ] what was your "mad men" experience like? did you have a good time? >> i had a great time. i mean, they dress you up in, like, you know, from the underwear out. so the bra was, like, all cone-shaped and pointy. they really got into it. and they gave you the cigarettes to smoke. i've never smoked before, so i was just, like, puffing away, just, like, showing off, you know, like, switching and puffing and switching and and matthew weiner came up, and he was like, "cut!" he comes from behind the camera. so he just, like, gets down, kneels right in my face and he's like, "you don't smoke, do you?" [ laughter ] and i was like, "what do you mean?" [ laughter ] he's like, "why don't you just leave yours in the ashtray? all right, let's go again." i guess you inhale, and you're not constantly making smoke and just, like, going nuts with it. is that right? >> seth: you were cartoon smoking? >> i was. [ laughter ] i was forcing smoking. >> seth: that's allowed. it seems weird.
>> seth: to be fair, at least you -- at the time, it was only the first episode. you didn't know how specific and the, like, sort of attention to detail the show would have. >> right. >> seth: you might thought, like, "'mad men,' this is a show about crazy people." >> i didn't know what it was! >> seth: yeah, you can't be blamed. who knew what that was? it was like, amc. amc had done nothing but showing reruns. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know? we were like, "okay." it was, like, shot in a weird building on madison. we were like, "okay." >> seth: when he came over and said, "don't smoke," like that, you should have said, "i don't think this is going to be on tv." [ laughter ] >> i mean, i did it, and it took a year before it did get on tv "the sopranos" or whatever. [ laughter ] yeah. >> seth: um, well, thank you so it's always a pleasure to see you. [ laughter ] >> is that it? >> seth: that's it. [ laughter ] well, actually, no. >> well, i don't think so. >> seth: you know what? will you stick around? >> i think i will. >> seth: all right, stick around. >> you always try to screw me up. >> seth: we'll be back with kristen schaal.
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>> carson: hey, what's up, everybody? you're watching "last call" with me, carson daly. thank you so much. tonight from sky room here in new york city we've got a good one for you. griz, gonna make his tv debut from the roxy. and allie x is the subject of our snapshot tonight. but first the great drea de matteo swings by "last call" to talk all about her starring role in the new jennifer lopez crime drama "sdeoflu" from the hudson, west hollywood. take a look. >> i have a tattoo on the back
because i [ bleep ] hate it. i hate liars. i hate people who lie. it just gets you in trouble over and over again. tell the truth. if someone doesn't like the truth [ bleep ]. so, i put this tattoo on the back of my arm so you could watch me walk away. after i [ bleep ] backhand you with it. i am drea de matteo. i am on the new tv show, "shades of blue" with jennifer lopez and ray liotta and a cast of other crazies. and i am picking cake frosting off my pants. i feel like i'm on the first network show that is taking huge risks right now with "shades of blue" on nbc. i don't think that any network has really gone that far. as far as their dramatic series with a lot of the subject matter that we're goin' for. if you ask me packin' saperstein's sutff's a waste of time.