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thinking about this today, if there was a show of celebrity chicken fights kelly ripa is the famous person i would most want on my back for that show. i really would. here's something for those of you who are single and looking for a lover. tinder, the dating/sex delivery service, just released a list of the most right-swiped jobs for men and women. on tinder if you swipe right it means you find the person attractive. so if you're looking for a fake job to go with your fake profile photo this could be very useful. let's go through the occupations and i will explain. i'll give you the subtext for each one of them. okay? all right. for men on tinder the most popular professions are -- okay, so this one's popular because you're gone a lot. you have money. you're muscular. [ cheers and applause ] you're wealthy and smart. [ cheers and applause ] you're really great at sex.
you're good with kids. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know how to work the remote control. [ laughter ] you have goals. [ cheers and applause ] >> you have abs. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> so that's men. for women the most popular jobs are -- these are real. again, this means you will rub me. you know what a duvet cover is. you might pay for dinner. you drink. you can get me drugs. you can get me instagram followers. you're hot. you're hot. sponge baths. you are flexible. bench. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so there you have it.
i was surprised radio shack manager didn't make the list but maybe next year. donald trump has a powerful new enemy and his name is mitt romney. you remember mitt romney the jcpenney mannequin who came to life and ran for president four years ago? he's back. he's got his dockers sharply pressed, his sleeves rolled up perfectly, and he's raring to fight. mitt romney went on fox news yesterday to say he believes there will be a bombshell in donald trump's tax returns once they are released. romney said either he's not as rich as he says he is or he didn't give money to the veterans or disabled people like he's been saying he does. well, yeah. i mean, he might be right but how is that a bombshell? of course he's not as rich as he says he is. he's not as anything as he says he is. [ laughter ] he's donald trump. mr. trump, though, took the high road as he usually does. he tweeted, mitt romney, who is one of the dumbest and worst candidates in the history of republican politics, is now pushing me on tax returns. dope! i think he meant it in a bad way. [ laughter ]
romney, he didn't just take it, he lashed right back at donald trump. he tweeted, me thinks the donald doth protest too much. i love that he fires back with the word methinks. that might be the mitt romney-est thing i've heard since this. >> who let the dogs out, who, who? >> jimmy: as funny as the election has been so far this year, we've still yet to top that moment. meanwhile, if donald trump wants a win he needs to improve his voters. out of everyone running trump is the candidate most disliked by hispanics. apparently his plan to woo them with a giant wall mysteriously backfired. according to a new poll, 8 in 10 hispanic voters have an unfavorable view of donald trump. i really wonder who the 2 hispanic voters who find him favorable -- the only reason i
like donald trump is if they're thinking about going back to a moving truck. [ laughter ] other than that, though. on sunday, right across the street from us we have the academy awards which is by far the most glamorous traffic nightmare of the year here, i will say. that show. special. we have a cavalcade of bright and shiny stars. i know you're going to ask who. i'm going to answer the question right now. [ laughter ] so since they're setting up the grandstands and red carpet and all that we decided to have fun with movie fans. we asked people on the street about a bunch of things and movies that did not happen and do not exist in a special oscar edition of "lie witness news." >> do you think "citizen kane 2" didn't get nominated because of kevin james' performance?
thing is every movie can't get nominated. if that were the case it would be a really long show. 22"? >> i did, i liked it. >> what about tom cruise in "big man, litigation motorcycle." was it fierce? >> fierce, i like tom cruise. >> what did you think of jennifer lawrence, 19-year-old mother of four? >> unpredictable but yet very moving in all her performances. >> what was your favorite part of "19-year-old mother of four" when she sent her first child to high school or when she held her grandchild for the first time? >> although her sending her first child to high school was pretty moving, holding her grandchild for the first time was more moving. and better. >> "vampire dog." biggest movie of the past month. mccellan? did he bring it? >> he did bring it. loved it.
this year, one of the funniest, channing tatum in "koala kop." was he super cute as a koala? >> he was super cute as a koala. >> was it fun to see a koala with a six-pack? was it creepy? >> not as creepy as "ted." >> a lot of people are talking about the bear in "the revenant." did you like the dance scene at the end? >> it was fun, a light moment after everything that went on in that movie. >> do you think "carol" relied too heavily on cgi? >> it was fun to add those characters, more entertaining. >> was it inappropriate during such tender emotional moments to have a cartoon cat come up and be like, oh on, your husband's not going to like this. >> no, i think in america anything goes. >> well, even lying. >> lying? i think that's the epitome of our nation. >> wow.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's a new fashion trend that might make its way to the red carpet on sunday. they're called furry nails. they're exactly what they found like, nails with fur. there are a lot on instagram. like finger uggs. i don't know who came up with the idea. usually a kardashian gets something like this going. in this case i don't think it was. but it's very exciting. finally you have a chance to be allergic to your own fingers. i might get some for my toes. you know, with the oscars coming up, time is running out to see all the nominated films. once the oscars are over they lock these movies up, you'll never see them again. as a gift/public service we asked our friend yehya to review some of the candidates for best picture this year. tonight yehya tackles one of the most commercially successful oscar-nominated films. here is yehya talking about the movie "mad max: fury road." >> action!
i'm talk about the movie "max mad ferry rudy." tom harry hadride. charles heron. young girl from the bad guy, the white guy, the mask in his fist. lock a machine in the car. people saw knife, gun, bump, everything, like crazy. >> what a day what a lovely day! >> this lady cut his hair. she have like hand, silver hand, you know, like robert cop. you do that movie, long time, like 20 year, maybe more, that movie, the same one, mel gibson, i got a picture with him. he make a lot of movie like action movie.
and he do the movie "little warpon" with the black guy, african guy, chevy glover. he do movie with arnold also, sylvester, all together with me. harrison ford and english guy and the black guy, the big guy, dolphin something from the movie "expandos." a lot a lot of movie. good one. he make one movie also. the one "jesus ii." good luck mel, good luck for everyone oscar. action! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have a break, when we come back and we always do, "this week in unnecessary censorship" and an all-new edition of "mean tweets" so stick around! whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody, welcome back. kelly ripa, music from tinashe, snakehips and chance the rapper is on the way. the oscars are sunday. it is a magical night on which starving movie stars experience joy and sorrow live for all to see. while awards shows are a place where accolades are lavished upon the talented men and women of film, twitter is kind of the opposite, the yang to that quinnyin. with that said for your year in consideration we present a special movie star edition of "mean tweets." >> from woolly knickers. i have no idea who kristof walts is. but he is pretty [ bleep ]
so i'm probably not going to bother finding out. tonight. i mean patricia arquette's teeth [ bleep ]ed up. >> if that gross ratty old man george clooney can find a girl you regular fellows out there in twitterverse must be drowning in [ bleep ]. >> jessica chastain looks like julia roberts' ghost. i like that one. >> eddie redmayne looks like someone tried to erase his nose but couldn't completely. i think he looks dehydrated. which i am, really thirsty. >> tired of susan sarandon having her big saggy boobs in my face. oh, you wish. >> kevin costner as boring mother [ bleep ] with long-ass
mouth. that i'd like to poop in. >> i hate when zach galifianakis that's what dakota fanning is for. >> kevin hart seems like an what? >> richard dreyfuss is a very short man. no way he killed jews. no way he killed jaws. >> cate blanchett [ bleep ] play-dough looking face. >> seth rogen's really just dust and diamond with 150 extra pounds on him. oh, man. >> oscar isaac is a brooklyn hipster piece of [ bleep ] and i'm going to fight him. sounds like a very well adjusted human being. >> taraji p. henson seems like she's extremely ghetto in real life. lol.
outside. nose. two, has a scrotum face. three, has an anus mouth. four, is a butt hole. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't get into any of that stuff. thanks everyone who participated in our "mean tweets." one more thing, thursday night means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> i have a great family. i really have a great family. i want to [ bleep ] all of you. >> [ bleep ] my husband. a few times a day. he [ bleep ]s me. >> tonight i am [ bleep ]ing my [ bleep ]. yeah, yeah.
many people are on the [ bleep ] list. they said we don't have a [ bleep ] list. >> your starting weight is 305 pounds. >> he didn't believe in himself. his [ bleep ] was this big. >> a boy named ben. who's ben? me? [ bleep ] mommy. who's mommy? >> winston churchill was a great leader but he had what he called a black [ bleep ] that came on him. >> jan, [ bleep ] you. >> gina, will you [ bleep ], [ bleep ] later? >> is your child [ bleep ]? >> name something twins sometimes do in the same way. >> suck their [ bleep ]. >> the truth of the matter is if donald became president nobody knows what the [ bleep ] he would do, he doesn't know what the [ bleep ] he would do. >> we've got to do something for the kids. we have kids choking on [ bleep ]. friendly forest as friendly as can be where the birds [ bleep ] the bees and the bees [ bleep ] the
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. get away with murder" then their song is called "all brought all of them, tinashe and snakehips featuring chance the rapper, from the samsung stage. sunday night the 11th annual "jimmy kimmel live" after the oscars television special, our biggest show of the year, with ben affleck, tracy morgan, chris rock, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, and live surprises that might even be a surprise to me. so i recommend that you sleep late on sunday morning so you can stay up for that. our first guest is a little cup of espresso jump-starting our
with kelly and michael" she plays kelly on that show. watch a special after the oscar edition of the show from the dolby theater monday morning, please say hello to kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, hi! >> hi! good to see you. >> jimmy: this is a hot trend. >> oh my gosh, yeah. this is all the rage. this. >> everybody's doing it. i got it done at the aspca. >> jimmy: are these rescue nails? >> rescue nails, yeah. pretty great. the bummer is i figured out, it's like you never know, i'm not really a trendy person but i thought this is a trend, maybe i could rock because i'm petite, models are so petite. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i figured the one
know this, is that you have to hire wipe-er. >> jimmy: what do you mean a wipe-er? >> a wipe-er. >> jimmy: have you hired a wipe-er? >> i did. >> jimmy: what is your wipe-er's name? >> lauren draglioni. i have no idea. >> jimmy: really? >> she's dying right now. >> jimmy: i bet she is. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: wow. but really that's above and beyond the call of -- well, of -- yeah. >> yeah. it's so funny too. because i was like maybe he won't even notice that i have these on. >> jimmy: i would notice. i think the next step is gluing gerbils to our fingers. >> live gerbils. you should see my feet. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. this is, true or false, your least favorite week of the year? >> it is my least favorite week. i think it's everybody's least favorite week because it is such an inordinate amount of work and so much flying and staying awake
and then we do our after oscar show, you have your after oscar show. but yours is directly after the oscars. >> jimmy: right, yes, exactly. >> ours is when everybody's either won or lost or got drunk because they lost or got drunk because they won and now they're canceling on us on our show. and we're sitting there going -- >> jimmy: i've been there, it's a real mess. like getting ready backstage, there are people who you think they might throw up during the show. >> we have smelling salts. oh, you can do it! i know you can do it! >> jimmy: your show in new york this morning, you flew here, >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] all day tomorrow. >> guys, calm down, i didn't pilot the plane. >> jimmy: then this is lunacy. you're flying back to new york? >> well, okay. so -- okay. so my son is in a wrestling tournament. >> jimmy: which one of your sons? >> joaquin.
>> jimmy: he's a very nice kid. >> nice kid. [ applause ] >> jimmy: lovely kid. >> one year we surprise the him for his birthday and brought him backstage. he's not been the same since. >> jimmy: really? in a good or bad way? >> a great way. he's like, why doesn't my seventh grade have a bar and a pool table? >> jimmy: i like the idea some people are tuning in wondering why are those things on over hands? anyway. >> yeah, so here's a wrestling tournament in the middle of this weekend. we're going to get on a plane and fly home saturday so we can watch him wrestle, then come back sunday so i can be at the after oscars show. >> jimmy: is he wrestling john cena? why must you see this? >> i don't know, don't you think it's a good idea to be supportive? >> jimmy: i think it's a great idea to be supportive but i'm going to tell you, he does not appreciate it at all. [ laughter ] >> you sound like my mom. >> jimmy: listen, it's not him specifically. but no kid. did you appreciate what your mom
>> okay, so it's funny. my mom just had this conversation with me about -- way before i got on the plane she's like, don't fly back, he's not going to appreciate it. you'll get all this stuff i did for you kids and you didn't appreciate anything. that's what she said. >> jimmy: is that true? >> i think i feel very appreciative of my mother. >> jimmy: your mother never did anything like this, though. >> no, my mom wouldn't even get on a plane. >> jimmy: there you go, yeah. so really, you shouldn't appreciate your mother. >> right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but joaquin. let's make a video message for the future. this will be something that he can watch in -- okay, so joaquin, this is your mom. we call her kelly. >> that's fluffy nails to you. >> jimmy: she's wearing fluffy nails, they were hot in the year 2016. kelly and your dad as well are making a ridiculous sacrifice to go see your wrestling, to see you get sweaty and wrestle other teenagers. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this weekend.
comes that you become your mom or dad's wipe-er -- >> yeah, we're going to need it. >> jimmy: you will need it at some point. everybody does. that you think about this day and that you appreciate it and also don't do drugs, okay? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: message to joaquin. >> that's a good message. he's going to love that. >> jimmy: also good luck. what if he doesn't make weight? >> no, he made weight, he had to weigh in today. >> jimmy: he did, were you hoping he wouldn't? >> i was praying to god. i was like, yes! because he had a fudgy the whale cake for his birthday. so mark's like, just give him one piece because he's got to so i was like, you can have my piece! >> jimmy: you tried. >> i tried everything but it didn't work. >> jimmy: very good to see you. kelly ripa's here with us. she has a big show on monday morning after the oscars. we'll be right back!
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>> jimmy: we are back with kelly ripa. billy brown is on the way. the oscars, et cetera. i had the honor of presenting you with your star on the hollywood walk of fame which is right outside our theater. >> oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> can i tell you, that was the biggest deal. my dad, all he wanted, and i feel like such a failure, he wanted a picture with you and i was like, dad, later on, later on, later on. i kept later on'ing him and he never got his picture. if you could make another message to my dad. >> jimmy: what's your dad's name? >> joe. >> jimmy: joe, this is your daughter kelly. we call her kelly 97anyway. >> he calls me lefty. i don't know why. >> jimmy: you're not left-handed?
>> jimmy: maybe it's your political leanings? >> i don't know, he's always called me lefty. >> jimmy: you know her as lefty. in the event lefty neglect the after all i do did -- she didn't wrestle but you would have been there, and she neglected to get a photo with me, a once in a lifetime opportunity. but next time we see each other, we'll do that. >> jimmy: that was fun. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they say it's a great idea to lay on the ground on hollywood boulevard. it's one of the cleanest -- it's >> you can tell i'm a little bit uncomfortable. >> jimmy: you should be. you're in a dress on the ground. >> i know. >> jimmy: usually people in that position are on their way to the hospital. i want you to know i put a morning on the way into work. >> thank you, does that mean i passed away? >> jimmy: no, it doesn't, it means we appreciate you. >> aw, thank you. >> that's nice.
they told me i was getting a star i said i thought you had to be dead to get one of those. >> jimmy: really? >> then i told my husband, he's like, i thought you had to be dead to get one of those. we had no idea that live people -- we live in new york, there's nothing like this. >> jimmy: what about when regis got one? were you thinking he was a zombie? >> i thought because of his contribution of being so many years. >> jimmy: i see. >> i thought -- you know. >> jimmy: you figured, close enough. [ laughter ] plause blaz [ applause ] >> jimmy: yes? >> no. >> jimmy: no? how's your friend michael. >> he's great. he should be here any second, yeah. >> jimmy: he will -- he can handle staying up? do you stay up all night? >> we stay up all night. we've both made a decision years ago, it started when i was doing this show myself. we didn't have a cohost yet. i attempted to go back to my hotel room and sleep for a couple of hours, then go and host the morning show.
a.m. show in new york, you're doing it 6:00 a.m. in l.a. and so you have to be back at preparation. >> jimmy: good times. >> i'm going to sleep a couple of hours and go. but what i didn't know is they held the "vanity fair" party after the oscars in my hotel. >> jimmy: oh. >> so it was like a thumping vomitous riot. there was thumping music, sounds of people screaming. >> jimmy: yeah. >> dreams coming true. dreaming being crushed. and i was just -- >> jimmy: that's the worst sound. >> the worst sound. >> jimmy: when you hear a dream being crushed -- yeah. >> so we made a decision to stay awake. so we stay awake all night. >> jimmy: then you are live on >> it's horrible. >> jimmy: god only knows what might come out of your mouth. >> horrible things come out of our mouth. we've once or twice been caught on the air coming back from commercial break just yelling obscenities. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: will you do this?
i think you'd get big ratings if you promise to yell obscenities >> you think? yeah, all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you want to see stars, if you want to see obscenities, live after oscar show monday morning. [ cheers and applause ] kelly ripa, everybody. thank you, kelly. we'll be right back with billy brown! [ cheers and applause ] now you can create your own tour of italy at olive garden, starting at $12.99.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo clapping, everybody. i like that, you forcibly clapping, that's nice. >> guillermo: i like tight. >> jimmy: all right. our next guest has been killed on "dexter," "the following" and "sons of anarchy." so far, he has managed to not be murdered on "how to get away with murder." watch it thursdays at 10 here on abc, please welcome billy brown.
>> jimmy: you get killed a lot. >> it was all leading to getting here. you're here, on kimmel. >> jimmy: you given ketep getting resurrect sxoefrd over. interesting, on shonda rhimes' shows on "scandal," "how to get away with murder," pretty much everyone in the cast live tweets through the episode. you didn't even have twitter. or maybe you do. which would be -- >> you know, i'm saving it up. getting all the material. i'm going to blast you guys with the good stuff. >> jimmy: how did you get away with that? >> you know what, i didn't have it going in. and alfred enoch didn't have it. viola didn't have it. >> jimmy: but she got it. >> number one on the call sheet, she realizes a little nudge from shonda. >> jimmy: right, she had to do it. >> get the followers up.
work two days a week. there. out. love scenes on the show. [ cheers and applause ] how many love scenes have you done on the show? they love to get you naked on >> jimmy: right. >> everything but the baby oil. yeah. >> jimmy: viola said that she -- i think she had never done a love scene before the love scene she did with you. >> no, in fact, in the pilot she'd never done one. i show up to the meeting with the director and creator of the show, pete norwalk, with a turkey sandwich, protein shake, water, backpack, no shirt, it's 19 degrees outside. she's nervous. hot hell's this guy? >> jimmy: a bike messenger. >> i'm on broadway, i'm with denzel, who's this character? two days later we're in a carport and filming with the wind howling and it's like 19 degrees. 10 at night. dress is up, panties getting ripped off, my shirt's to be -- >> jimmy: yours or hers? >> mine. she wears boxers. [ laughter ]
in gently into the love scene world? >> you never ease it in gently. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's terrible advice, kids. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> don't do it that way, no. >> jimmy: viola also, i read today she said she hurt her back, threw her back out doing a love scene with you? >> season one. they had had such a great experience, the producers on the pilot decided, spice it up for the first thing. >> jimmy: right. >> since we're here in town. and i threw her up against the wall. it's abc. but i thought maybe, you know, we'd give the mouse house a little something to think about. >> jimmy: right. >> i didn't know it but later on she had -- >> jimmy: have her attorneys contacted you about this? >> yes, yeah. cease ask desist, something like that. >> jimmy: is it weird to watch yourself in a scene like that? >> not that one. the other scenes, yeah. i'm comfortable with the love scenes. >> you're comfortable watching
>> no, i'm kidding. i don't watch any of it. >> jimmy: you don't. that's why i thought it would be fun. put that love scene up on the screen here. all right. roll it. now take us through this here. there's viola. i'm going to get out of the way. i don't want to block your pecs. >> you got to lower the voice a little bit, you know? >> jimmy: you do have a nice, low voice. >> let the hands go underneath the sheets, suggestive. >> jimmy: am i making you uncomfortable? >> no, i love it, this is beautiful. >> jimmy: oh my god, you must work out. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh my god. >> jimmy: i would imagine you probably lift weights with a body like that. >> it's all burgers and syrup. >> jimmy: you're from here in l.a.? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what part? >> inglewood. >> jimmy: what year did you graduate high school? >> '88. >> jimmy: oh, so that's like -- the lakers were there then. >> yeah, they were. >> jimmy: that was a good time to be in inglewood. >> i used to get my hair cut
park barber, same place as magic, tight with the owner. nixon, kareem -- >> jimmy: they would go to the barbershop? you'd see them? >> yeah, coming in and out. you know. just hang out, maybe get a cut, get a fade. >> jimmy: a gathering place? >> like every barbershop, you know. >> jimmy: like we white people see in the movies. this really goes on? [ laughter ] >> if 85 never experienced it, it's exactly like that, yeah. exactly. >> jimmy: that seems like a fun thing. i do go every once in a while to a barbershop. >> the best dialogue ever. >> jimmy: right. >> the best dialogue. it's 8:00 a.m., guys are ready. they got it. they're spitting at it. game, set, match. >> jimmy: 8:00 in the morning and they're hanging out. >> the guy coming in with the watch and the jacket and the bracelets, it's no joke. >> jimmy: to sell you a watch? >> 100%. >> jimmy: wow. do you remember any particular interactions with magic or kareem or any of those guys? >> no, you know, the one thing i had, pops and i were in there, norm nixon was sitting next to us. a little chatting here and
>> most of the time is with the barbers, who they were tight with. they wouldn't make a big thick. >> jimmy: did they give you tickets? >> always. no, no, no tickets. >> no tickets. it wasn't that friendly, i guess. is it all good in inglewood? by the way, the rams are coming to inglewood. do you feel still attached to that area? >> yeah, 100%. i'm so hyped the rams are going to inglewood. [ cheers and applause ] inglewood -- the forum's made a comeback. >> jimmy: for sure. >> fleetwood mac, madonna, prince. >> jimmy: a great place to see a concert. it used to be the worst, a terrible place to see a concert. >> you got the racetrack, the forum, across the prairie, cemetery. >> jimmy: yeah. right, it's one-stop shopping. >> then fried chicken. you know. take your pick. >> jimmy: it's a great place to get a haircut.
>> i got to give a shout-out to johnny blundale. >> jimmy: a mutual friend of ours. a very sick individual. >> a little nudge will help him on his escapades. >> jimmy: this is a guy with a lot of sexual hangups? >> you know. >> jimmy: i know. we want to send our love to him. he's looking for a woman. if you're interested, his name's john blundale, works at major league baseball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] billy brown, everybody. "how to get away with murder" thursdays on abc. be right back with tinashe & snakehips featuring chance the rapper. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel
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