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that garden is right out of tarzan of the apes. it is a little overgrown. a little? chrissy, there are pockets of japanese in there who don't know the war is over. dear, you ought to be out in the garden helping the kids instead of in here fooling around with that homemade beer. don't scoff-- if this beer turns out all right i'll sell some to the regal beagle. aw, come on, stanley. when are we going to get a chance to sample well, the batch i made two weeks ago should be ready just about now. is that why the bottles keep exploding? i don't know why you started this silly nonsense anyway. it's not nonsense. it's my hobby. it's better than that stupid flower arranging course you're going to. flower arranging is not stupid. it's artistic. it's effeminate. well, i'm supposed to be effeminate. just like you're emasculate. oh, you know, what this arrangement needs is something... something tall and green and prickly. how about your mother? this is terrible. yes. yes, you have. you've killed roper's garden hose. let me see. ( imitating rattlesnake ) jack. chrissy, honey, wh

. - take it easy, tarzan, you'll bend your muscles. hey, you wanna go to the movies tonight? - what's playin'? - who cares, it's friday night. - nah, i'd better get to bed early. i gotta up and take the bus up to the lake in the morning. i'm goin' with two other guys that are gonna be lifeguards. - okay, you get your beauty rest, champ. - hey wally, how come eddie doesn't care what's playin' at the movies? - beaver, didn't you ever hear of girls? - heard of 'em? i wish they'd never been invented. (laughter) - good morning, beaver. - morning, beave. - your father and i thought we might drive up to the lake to see your brother today. - gee mom, that's neat. can i bring a couple of the guys along? - beaver, do you think you could keep them quiet? you know how your father hates to have children - they'll be quiet, and if they don't, i'll tell 'em you'll sit between 'em. (laughter) - thanks. - you bring your friends along, beaver. we'll all go up and make a day of it. - yeah, maryellen? this is eddie haskell. yeah, i was wondering if you and alma might wanna take a trip up to frie

that garden is right out of tarzan of the apes. it is a little overgrown. a little? chrissy, there are pockets of japanese in there who don't know the war is over. dear, you ought to be out in the garden helping the kids instead of in here fooling around with that homemade beer. don't scoff-- if this beer turns out all right i'll sell some to the regal beagle. aw, come on, stanley. when are we going to get a chance to sample this marvelous potion of yours anyway? well, the batch i made two weeks ago should be ready just about now. is that why the bottles keep exploding? i don't know why you started this silly nonsense anyway. it's not nonsense. it's my hobby. it's better than that stupid flower arranging course you're going to. it's artistic. it's effeminate. well, i'm supposed to be effeminate. just like you're emasculate. oh, you know, what this arrangement needs is something... something tall and green and prickly. how about your mother? this is terrible. i'm getting bitten to death by bugs. oh, i know. me, too, chrissy. hey, jack... where'd you put that insect re

>> mostly tarzan. i mean, i'd-- you'd do the-- the light the match with the hat thing, umm, with bogart. but, uh, most-- i-- >> did you do the tarzan-- carol burnett used to do, the tarzan yell. >> umm-hmm. >> did you do that? >> i used to, but, umm-- >> well, let's, uh-- >> [ laughs ] no! no! [ cheering ] >> come on. >> [ yelling ] >> that's not bad. hey, what are you talking about? [ applause ] folks, we're-- >> no, but johnny-- >> we're talking show business, folks. that's not bad. >> johnny weissmuller was like-- he was like really up there. like somebody was swinging on his rope. >> yeah, i don't-- [ laughter ] i-i don't know if johnny weissmuller actually did that yell. freddy? i'm serious. >> really? >> did weissmuller actually do that yell or was that-- >> yes, he did, sir. >> i didn't know that. >> i knew that. >> well, see, you knew that. >> no, but my little brother and i used to, uh, play tar-- when we'd get to stay home from school and act like we were sick, we'd play tarzan on the-- 'caus

the first place i'd go is up a tree. [ ] 0 [grunts aggressively] [tarzan yell] shh. be quiet. uh, jeannie. jeannie what? jeannie'll change hiback. that's the answer-- would you--? but jeannie isn't here. well, she will be. whenever i'm in trouble, i just concentrate on her, and she comes to me. now, i gotta concentrate. ahem. jeannie. jeannie. would you like some coffee? i cannot hear you. would you like some coffee? oh, yes, i would. jeannie. you mean your friend's not gonna change me back again. yeah, that's right. come on, let's go. roger: wait a minute. hey! wait for me. do you hear something? no. i thought i heard someone calling my name. may i use your phone? oh, yes. there's one in the other room. oh. i'll get it. please do not bother. the first thing i'm gonna do is move in with you. i'm a lot of laughs once you get to know me. boy, we'll really be swinging. at the end of a noose. what? nothing. sam, you wouldn't want to hold up the space program, would you? what? who, me? i'm all ready to go up. is call dr. bellows and tell him who i am. he's got you there. hey. what

. - you see too many "tarzan" movies. ok, come on, we get away from these phonies. fondo, fondo! - hold, hold it, hold it! hold that fondue. tell you what i'll do--the surplus, the balloon, and four cases of sea rations. [chatter] - sea rations? sea rations--that's good, yes. yes, we feed to chickens. ok, you got deal. - all right, all right, what's all this? macy's basement or something? come on, boys, break it up. - just a little cultural exchange, skipper. - "cultural?" the only thing i see around here is larceny! - a little cultural larceny is what it is. - ah, now, i shouldn't even tell you guys the good news. - good news? - let's hear it, skip! guys, the transfer's been binghamtoned. - what? - no, no, no. what chuck means is that binghamton has been transferred! - hey! [cheers] - hey, fellows, you know something? this calls for a party! - and how! - yeah! - party--yeah. ok, union, music. fondo, fondo, fondo. oh! - huh-ho! [mchale chuckles] hey, chuck, come on, get in there and dance with her! - well, i-- - come on, boy! - i don't do this dance. if you guys could play "tea f

hey, bongo, me tarzan. (tarzan yell) (trumpeting) now look, ed, bongo... (tarzan yell) (trumpeting) (mister ed laughing) carol, help! carol! i'd better flee the scene of the crime. help! help! help! oh, no. what trick are you doing now? i was washing the elephant. wilbur, how could you let that magician talk you into minding his elephant? i told you. he promised he would teach me his levitation trick when he gets back. so far, the only thing that's been lifted around here is you. honey, would you mind picking up that ladder? i don't want to hang around here all day. honestly, i don't know how you get involved in these things. honey, it's only going to be for a couple of days. now let's not argue. but an elephant! honey, let's not quarrel. look what happened to the addisons over a silly little thing like getting a pet. poor kay. she just feels awful. i feel sorrier for roger. poor guy, rattling around all alone in some motel. but they do love each other, and they belong together. honey, why don't you go have a talk with him? well, maybe i will if it'll do a

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