this time around with ben affleck, chris rock, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, jesse eisenberg, and surprises galore. that's sunday nighght, pleasjoin us for that. our first guest tonight is a very talented and volatile person. he should not be working with knives, but he does. seon 15 of his show "hell's kitchen" airs wednesday nights on fox. please say hello to gordon [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look well. >> thank you, good to see you. >> jimmy: you still have a crushing handshake, a handshake that is designed to humiliate other men, yes? >>t's to send a very stern message. a warm welcome, don't [ bleep ] with me. >> jimmy: let me ask you, why is it -- i was thinking about this today. i think this confuses me. why is it okay to scream and yell at people who work for you in a restaurant -- i'm not speaking about you specifically. i'm talking about in general. why is it accepted in that workplace and not accepted at, say, the mall? >> first of all, [ bleep ], right? from 6:30 to 11:30

with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, mattw roderick and nathan lane, and many more surprises s in store it will be very strong show and you are invited to strip down to your underwear and watch it. for five seasons our first guest has orchestrated and weaved her way through more political chicanery and sexual intrigue than bernie sanders and jeb bush combined. she plays crcrisis maner olivia pope on "scandal" thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. please welcome kerry washington! >> jimmy: how are you? good to e you. >> very good to see you, always nice to see you. >> jimmy: i like the dress, that's a dress if i was a woman, or just dressed like one, i would pick out for myself. >> that's very nice to say. are you making an announcement tonight? >> jimmy: well -- it is time, yes. it's something we've shared privately for years. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times have you been on the show? >> i actually realized yesterday that this is my ninth appearance. >> jimmy: your ninth appears. >> on jimmy kimmel. [ che

>> my first name is tracy. >> jimmy: tracy. >> jimmy: gwen, you want to ask a yes or no -- oh. >> oh, come on. how would i remember that? so you're from camp fox, which was when i was in seventh grade or something. >> jimmy: seventh grade? >> was it seventh grade? >> that's right. >> yeah. we went to camp and -- >> jimmy: oh, that's tracy. >> yeah, that's tracy from camp fox. hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tracy, maybe you can help gwen. what do you remember from your time with gwen? >> well, our first year of camp we were in the same cabin together. and we ha the boys row us over to italian gardens because we didn't want to do the work ourselves. maybe gwen might have had a named jeff or -- >> oh, my god, i did. [ laughter ] oh, my god! >> jimmy: jeff. what's going on here also? tracy, is that you? >> that guy's naughty. he tried to -- >> jimmy: what did he do? >> afterward we went -- we went on a date or something. i can barely remember. and we went to like the drive-ins. i was like i've got to go home. like it was bad. and i never talked to him again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, th

tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmmms, will arnett, nathan lane, plus we go live to the governors ball. presented by samsung. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lights, camera, action - here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speeches have been spoken, and once again i was not parties so here we are together. making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. as you know there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a michael bolton concert. the only way a black or hispanic or asian octoberer was going to win an oscar was if they let s

presidents' day bonus on new 2015 or 2016 >> jimmy: hi. welcome back. tonight from animal planet one of the great animal handlers on this or any planet, dave salmoni is here with us. he's bringing a bobcat, a -- not just a wild boar, a russian boar, and silky chickens, which are these great-looking chickens. and we're going to eat them. [ laughter ] tomorrow night channing tatum, regina king and music from kopecky. star who, in his new movie, plays a big movie star, it is his fourth collaboration with joel and ethan coen, the very funny "hail, caesar!" >> i mean, we tell ourselves that we're creating something of artistic value or there's some sort of spiritual dimension to the picture business, but what it really is is this fat cat out in new york running this factory, serving up these lollipops to -- what they used to call bread circuses for the -- ah, wait, wait! >> now, you listen to me, buster. nick skank and the studio have been good to you and everyone else who works here. if i ever hear you badmouthing mr. skank again, it will be the last thing

and once again, i am hosting our annual after party -- "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars." you and a plus eight are cordially invited to our star-studded event, with ben affleck, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, jesse eisenberg, tracy morgan, and surprise guests as well. please join us. before shonda rhimes owned 80% of this network's primtime real eate and hit shows began spewing from a hollowed-out volcano in east hollywood, she crted a little show about an attractive group of doctors, one of whom named grey. and, almost 11 years later, it continues to be one of the most popular shows on television. >> okay. what do you think it is? it feels like a tumor. >> i watched him place the clip. the clip didn't slip. >> the clip slipped. >> i'll get her to ct. >> meredith! >> what? >> she's my patient. she came back. >> she was derrek's patient. now she's mine. >> when he had all the interns chasing their tail for the answers. >> yes. >> and he was chasing your tail? watch "grey's anatomy" thursdays at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome ellen

>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show, she's a singer and a disney channel star with a song from finding neverland. zendaya is here. then, a very popular band from incendiada" which, in english means do not drink vodka and smoke in bed. mana from the samsung outdoor stage! [ cheers and applause ] mana. >> guillermo: good job. >> jimmy: tomorrow night on the show, "scandal" is back and tony goldwyn will be here. from "pardon the interruption" michael wilbon and tony kornheiser will be here and we'll have music from alessia cara. please join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar and emmy-nominated man of many accents. you know him as borat, bruno, ali g and now, a nobby. his new movie, "the brothers grimsby" opens in theaters march 11th. please welcome sacha baron cohen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so handsome and normal. which is unusual. are you coming on to me? i should hope so. >> jimmy: translate it however you will. but you do not typically appear on television as yoyoself. it