tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really.

rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named justin moore who was kind enough to give voice to this terrible tale of a norwegian nut with a very sad sac. >> this here's a story about a tough buy with a big problem. ♪ ♪ he went by the name klaus jorstad ♪ ♪ took an ikea chair into the shower sat on it about an hour ♪ ♪ see the holes and aanent stuff ♪ no matter how much he'd twist and shout ♪ ♪ that little bitty sucker wouldn't pop out ♪ ♪ oh devil stool you are just so cruel ♪ ♪ give me back my family jewel you devil stool ♪ ♪ klaus said to himself so mad he could spit, i'm in a different kind of ikea ball pit ♪ ♪ this stool's name should have clued me in testing for pinching and grabbing and that ♪ ♪ how could a fellow who worked at ikea come up with such a cruel cruel idea ♪ ♪ you'd have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nut-sized hole ♪ ♪ klaus tried every trick he knew lathered himself tried shampoo tried wd-40 cocoa butter ♪ ♪ ♪ couldn't pull that nutter right out of the judder ♪

tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really. thank you for coming.

gh tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hun and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really. thank you for coming. wow, glad you're in a good mood. because what you are about to witness, the spectacle you are about to behold, is our most special special effects show of the whole year. tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. i will be in two of those cities. i know, it's amazing, thank you. let's begin by going live to the cma theater at the country music hall of fame in nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! are you ready to see magic happen? [ cheers and applause ] okay, let's do it. right now i'm on the screens but we're going to fire up the hologram machine. fire it up and beam me in, captain. here i am! [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why you guys are excited. hi, everyone. i'm casper the friendly host. you know

tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ?

tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really.

tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! ? >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really.

tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really.

tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really.

and then judy moore peterson, in hawaii, and then prior to that, was the medicaid director in oregon. they are both long serving medicaid directors, long serving members of the board. they bring a wealth and a breadth of experiences, not just blue state and red state, not just east coast and west coast, and pacific coast, but also, you know, a debate about who has the best beaches and who has the warmest states and who has the best state to move to. but the two of them will take turns reacting to what we've seen, and then what we are geeg kind -- going to moderate to take these things forward. so i'm really excited about this. so i'm going to get off the stage and out of your way, and turn the microphone over to ian morrison, welcome, and thanks for coming. >> thank you. thank you very much. what a pleasure and honor to be here on a momentous day. i am a professional futurisfutu. the definition is the one who con handle the calculus basically. i'm in the sweeping generalization business. my major was geographic and economic change in scotland, 1580 to 1830, which is incredibly useful.

and who doesn't love justin timberlake? - apparently.. mandy moore. for life.. ma ???adlib welcome ???adlib weather new information this morning shows a flagstaff police officer - punching a woman in team 12's bryan west is live with our top story.. this video is making the rounds... and inciting a lot it's cell phone video captured... take a look. a flagstaff police officer is shown on camera during an arrest. the officer and another man who appeared to be a police officer were attempting to detain a woman when the camera arizona republic is saying they contacted the boyfirend of the woman in the video and that the two had received an eviction notice the previous deadline to leave. they identify the niofficer as jeff bonar and say kwhen pd came to lock up the house - that's when the punch happened. heard telling the officers they did not have a warrant to arrest her. a release from a flagstaff sergeant says "our agency is very what is thdepicted in this vide. live in the satellite after months of being closed ma construction job - the bell road bridg

so our two reactors are going to be justin senior, medicaid director in florida and i guess the interim hhs or health secretary in florida and then judy moore peterson who is the medicaid director in hawaii and prior to that was the medicaid direct ner oregon. they are both long serving medicaid directors, both long serving members of the board. they bring a wealth and a breadth of experiences, not just blue state and red state, not just east coast and and west coast and pacific coast but also a debate about who has got the best beaches and who has the warmest states and who has the best state to move to. the two of them will take turns to speak and i am excited about this. i will get off the stage and out of the way and turn the microphone over to ian morrison and say, welcome, thanks for coming. >> thank you very much. [ applause ] thank you, matt. what a pleasure and honor to be here on a momentous day. i'm a professional futurist. let me first of all say my definition of a futureist is an economist who couldn't handle the calculus, basically. i'm in the sweeping generalization busin

so our two reactors are going to be justin senior, medicaid director in florida and i guess the interim hhs or health secretary in florida and then judy moore peterson who is the medicaid director in hawaii and prior to that was the medicaid direct ner oregon. they are both long serving medicaid directors, both long serving members of the board. they bring a wealth and a breadth of experiences, not just blue state and red state, not just east coast and and west coast and pacific coast but also a debate about who has got the best beaches and who has the warmest states and who has the best state to move to. the two of them will take turns to speak and i am excited about this. i will get off the stage and out of the way and turn the microphone over to ian morrison and say, welcome, thanks for coming. >> thank you very much. [ applause ] thank you, matt. what a pleasure and honor to be here on a momentous day. i'm a professional futurist. let me first of all say my definition of a futureist is an economist who couldn't handle the calculus, basically. i'm in the sweeping generalization busin

justin moore and his band are here. how are we supposed to perform with tony bennett sitting right next to us? he's going to perform his newest single in a little bit, and golden globe winner katey sagal. we'll ask if she's ready to do a little "dirty dancing." >> oh. >> uh-huh. >> right after this. before fibromyalgia, i was energetic. i was active. then the chronic, widespread pain drained my energy. my doctor said moving more helps ease fibromyalgia pain. he also prescribed lyrica. fibromyalgia is thought to be the result of overactive nerves. lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. for some, lyrica can significantly relieve fibromyalgia pain and improve function, so i feel better. lyrica may cause serious allergic reactions or suicidal thoughts or actions. new or worsening depression, or unusual changes in mood or behavior. or swelling, trouble breathing, rash, hives, blisters, muscle pain with fever, tired feeling, or blurry vision. common side effects are dizziness, sleepiness, weight gain and swelling of hands,

. >> country star justin moore. >> and the legendary tony bennett. >> have a great weekend, everybody. next on live at noon-- filling the cabinet. president elect donald trump's transition team hard at work. what his campaing manager said about a possible post in the administration. then - thank you for your service. the ceremony that brought distant generations together... and what some local young people four our veterans today. cooling down. how low our low temps get tonight. and the better of the two weekend days if you still want to get some things done outside. that's in brian gotter's storm team forecast. i'm vince vitrano. live at noon is next. salute to troops. past and present members of our armed forces honored on this veterans day. it's veterans day... and people around our area are honoring those who've served in the military. pete zervakis explains how the tradition of doing so continued this morning at wisconsin lutheran high school. veterans filled the gym here at wisconsin lutheran high school so that students could say: "thank you." music and

i want to thank jessica chastain, justin moore, willie nelson, i apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. here with "yesterday's song" from the cma theater in nashville via the power of hologram, hunter hayes! ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na help me out everybody! na na na na na ♪ ♪ well i used to sing it and i used to crank it with the windows down i used to love it ♪ ♪ oh but i'm over it man i'm over it now ♪ ♪ i used to leave it playin on repeat i spun that record til it turned on me ♪ ♪ but the dj knows exactly what i need i need an out with the old in with a new beat ♪ ♪ you were the rooftop at the top of my lungs blowin' the speakers in the back of my trunk ♪ ♪ and you had your chance then yeah but i'm movin on ♪ ♪ and now you're just yesterday's song you're yesterday's song ♪ ♪ the soundtrack every night in my bed you were the woo-hoo gettin' stuck in my head ♪ ♪ now you're just an echo when the feeling is gone baby now you're just ♪ ♪ yesterday's song you're yesterday's song ♪ ♪ we had a moment

tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hunter hayes via hologram. and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really. thank you for coming. wow, glad you're in a good mood. because what you are about to about to behold, is our most special special effects show of the whole year. tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. i will be in two of those cities. i know, it's amazing, thank you. let's begin by going live to the cma theater at the country music hall of fame in nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! are you ready to see magic okay, let's do it. right now i'm on the screens but we're going to fire up the hologram machine. fire it up and beam me in, captain. here i am! [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why you guys are excited. hi, everyone. i'm casper the friendly host. you know, this is the third year in a row we've done this. i still have absolut

and i'm pam moore. tonight kron-4's justine waldman is here to break down where the candidates are spending their time on the campaign trail. in these final days of the race. but first, hermela aregawi joins us live in san francisco. hermela the offices for both candidates making the last minute push for voters. with just six days until this country decides on its next president-- the candidates are making their closing arguments. so they are crisscrossing the country to make their final pitch to voters -- especially those in battleground states. our justine waldman is here with where the race to the white house stands tonight. no rest from here on out. both candidates have busy schedules in these final few days. making multiple stops in, multiple states. we will start with donald trump. he is ramping up his campaign schedule in this final week. with 5 stops planned each day. the republican nominee had a firey exit in pensacola, florida. while in the sunshine state, trump also stopped in miami and orlan

moore, hunter hayes will perform via hologram, and an all-country music edition of mean tweets. please join us for all that. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-nominated actor - true fact. the only reason he hasn't won yet is they couldn't spell his name on the trophy. his latest is a psychological thriller called "nocturnal animals." >> i'm here for an interview. for a scholarship at columbia. >> columbia? i thought that you were at the university of texas, becoming a great writer. >> a great writer? i mean, i don't -- i don't think -- well. i am. aren't you at yale? becoming a great artist? >> graduated yale but i'm at columbia getting my master's degree. >> oh, wow. >> art history. >> that's great. >> listen, do you know anybody else in new york? >> just you. >> just me, okay. would you like to go to dinner? >> jimmy: "nocturnal animals" opened november 23rd. please welcome jake gyllenhaal! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. you know, it's weird. when i look at you i realize we're actually twins.

wednesday, is our special post-cma show with jessica chastain, willie nelson, justin moore, reba mcentire, a hunter hayes hologram and an all-country music edition of mean tweets. please join us for all of that. and more. our first guest is an emmy and grammy award-winning performer who could be grand marshal in any halloween parade she wanted to but she chose to be with us instead. her new book "kathy griffin's celebrity run-ins" comes out november 22nd. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome, kathy, how are you? we've got two copies of your book now, that's exciting. >> oh, no. that's right, i have a book coming out, it's going to be so good i'll never work again. that's how juicy this book is. >> jimmy: this seems like the book you were born to write, a book of the terrible things you've gone to celebrities, terrible things you've said to them, terrible things they've said to you. >> possibly. >> jimmy: listed in alphabetical order, which is great. if you're a celebrity and worried about being in kathy's book, like i was -- >> i knew this was coming. >> you turn to the "k." you ar