(ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) sfx: (countdown) 3, 2, 1 (ding) (ding) (ding) >>> hideki matsuyama and rickie fowler cup up to the tee shot at the 10th. the gallery has increased. danny lee who plays there in the final group, the 54-hole leader. shorts, walking next to him. steve sands, we join you. year out there somewhere. >> we are, to the right of danny lee. danny good friends with rickie fowler. and knows hideki as well. bubba watson very close with rickie. rickie, whenever he plays the arnold palmer he stays at bubba's house. they've shared championship all around the world. a couple of friends out here watching their other friends trying to pick up a pga victory. >> and also, the boys video. taking a big backseat. >> set up this fowler shot at 10, roger. >> i don't like the lie of the ball he has. 152. the grain of the grass, johnny, the ball is sitting down and the grass is not warm, but the grain is coming against him. he's going to have a tough time spinning this ball. >> you go through it you lose club head speed. it's hard to make the ball come fast really well into the

i'm gonna have to speed things up a bit. [ ding! ] [ ding! ] [ ding! ] ooh, esmeralda, would you mind putting the dip in that silver bowl with some crackers around it? sam, come on, or the meiklejohns will think we went out the back door, which may not be a bad idea. why did larry bring them over so early? they had an argument on the plane, and she refused to stay over, so they canceled their hotel reservations. [ ding! ] looks like a jolly evening. well, i have to change. will you please turn around? sam, this is no time to be bashful. just go ahead. oh. [ ding! ] how do i look? like a vision of loveliness. look, whatever you're selling, we don't want any. now, will you please blow? you have hurri he didn't mean to be rude. yes, i did. get lost. i'll give you your choice. would you rather be a frog or a zebra? don't you dare lay a spell on him. you'd make a wonderful aardvark. norton, if you really care for me... oh, i do, i do. ...then you behave yourself and stay here in the kitchen. your every wish is my command. esmeralda, may i have the clam dip?

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[ ding! ] i hardly think that's the proper way to address your father. oh, daddy, i-i'm sorry. i thought maybe it was mother or serena. i hardly expected you to make such a quiet entrance i didn't want to disturb. how is the little prince? just fine. looking more like you every day. just for that, my darling daughter, i'm going to bestow on you the highest honor at my disposal. oh! [ laughs ] thank you, daddy. hello, there, little adam! my, he is just thriving, isn't he? oh, incidentally i entered him for membership in the warlock club. at the age of 10 weeks? well, it's never too early. before you know it, he'll be a man, and a man never knows when he's going to want to spend the night in town. if he isn't a member of the club, he'll have to stay in a hotel, and we can't have that, can we? no, i guess not. and how is little tabitha? as radiant as her mother, i hope? she's taking a walk with esmeralda. why don't you stay for breakfast? you can see her later. love to! i'll have, uh, a beluga c

(ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) sfx: (countdown) 3, 2, 1 (ding) (ding) (ding) >>> hideki matsuyama and rickie fowler cup up to the tee shot at the 10th. the gallery has increased. danny lee who plays there in the final group, the 54-hole leader. bubba watson over there with the shorts, walking next to him. steve sands, we join you. year out there somewhere. >> we are, to the right of danny lee. danny good friends with rickie fowler. and knows hideki as well. bubba watson very close with rickie, whenever he plays the arnold palmer he stays at bubba's house. they've shared championship all around the world. a couple of friends out here watching their other friends trying to pick up a pga victory. >> and also, the boys video. taking a big backseat. >> set up this fowler shot at 10, roger. >> i don't like the lie of the ball he has. 152. he's on a bit of an upslope which helps. the grain of the grass, johnny, the ball is sitting down and the grass is not warm, but the grain is coming against him. he's going to have a tough time spinning this ball. >> you go through it you lose club hea