donald trump says he listens to classic rock. john kasich says he listens to alternative. while jeb bush wakes up every morning hearing this -- [ "price is right" horn ] [ applause ] of course, tomorrow is the south carolina primary, and this week donald trump has been telling supporters that if he wins south carolina he thinks he could, quote, "run the table." yeah. and if he doesn't win, he'll flip over the table like an angry new jersey housewife. [ laughter ] [ trump impression ] you're all losers! wall! huge! pope! [ light laughter ] >> steve: pope? >> jimmy: morgan, are you still reading the menu? morgan freeman? >> pulled pork sliders. [ laughter ] tuna carpaccio. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is there anything left on the menu to read, morgan? >> gratuity added for parties of six or more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. good to know that. good to know. this was very sweet. a woman named flossie celebrated her 110th birthday in washington this week. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. you've got to see this. the local news went to talk to her about the big day.
while donald trump was speaking at a rally in atlanta the lights suddenly went out and trump said he actually liked it more in the dark. [ laughter ] then melania trump was like, "join the club." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> trump. >> jimmy: that's right, the lights went out while trump was talking, but people were still able to keep watching him. take a look at this. >> they were probably sent here so that we'd put them in our jails, because to put them in our jails -- they didn't pay the electric bill. they put them -- oh, i like that much better. >> jimmy: hair glows in the dark! >> steve: we knew it had some >> jimmy: who knew that? that's so cool. >> steve: like hulk hair. >> jimmy: that's so cool. [ laughter ] who knew, man? that's awesome. of course, the oscars are coming up this weekend, and i saw that there's a new online game called "leo's red carpet rampage" where you play leonardo dicaprio running down the red carpet trying to catch an oscar. [ laughter ] when you win, leo gets an academy award, but it's actually harder than you think. just check out this game.
yeah, donald trump is fighting with mitt romney. even the oscars we're like, [ laughter and applause ] that's too much. >> steve: come on. we don't need it. >> jimmy: that's too white. in a new interview, donald trump's wife, melania, said that she speaks english, italian, french and german. which is good 'cause if she ever becomes first lady she'll need to apologize for her husband in at least those four languages. that'll come in handy. >> steve: good start. >> jimmy: it's a good talent to have. some more election news. hillary clinton holds a a double-digit lead over bernie sanders in the state. when asked how he'd go after southern voters, bernie sanders said, "please, call me colonel sanders." [ laughter and applause ] colonel sanders. >> steve: colonel sanders. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know why we didn't think of that earlier. and hillary clinton appeared on the "steve harvey show" yesterday. and she said she prefers thin crust pizza to deep dish pizza. yeah. when asked what her favorite toppings are, hillary was like "i will r
build walls are not christians. [ cheers ] and donald said, of course i'm a christian. do you know how many carpenters named jesus i have working for me? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] during a cnn town hall last night, ted cruz was talking about how much he likes singing and even treated the crowd to a a little stevie wonder. check it out. >> you know, i just called to say love you. i just called to say i care. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. even stevie wonder was like, "even i know that dude is white." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i just called -- very superstitious. very superstitious. the writing's on the wall. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i guess all of the candidates are doing whatever they can to stand out. even jeb bush recently switched from wearing glasses to wearing contacts. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah. some like him better with glasses. other people like him with contacts. but, there's a lot of different looks that jeb has that we don't even know about. mean. glasses bush contacts bush glasses bush contacts bush [ light laughter ] bush getting lou
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