from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom. and it's mash-up monday with music from kceelo & the sunshine band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nice and easy, here's >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much. pacing around the kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of a habit trail. i pace and i eat. i don't think about it, i eat it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, put peanut but over that. i spotted mints on the counter. i shook one out and ate it. it tasted not so great. i looked at the container, they were not mints, they were chewable bonene, the sea sickness medication. i ate like six of them. i ate so many i could go on a teacup ride on the high seas and i wouldn't feel a thing. it's a good lesson, look at things before you eat them. speak

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from the show "crazy ex-girlfriend" - the crazy rachel bloom is here. then - it's mash-up monday - kc and the sunshine band team up with cee lo to form as kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from the samsung stage. tomorrow - from grey's anatomy, ellen pompeo. from "the walking dead" norman reedus. we'll have music from yo gotti featuring travis barker. and later this week - gordon ramsay, kelly ripa, billy brown - with music from wolfmother and tinashe and snakehips with chance the rapper. hold on, i need to take a drink out of my mug, my new mug. [ cheers and applause ] in case you're wondering why this is exciting, we learned night apparently talk show hosts from other countries travel with their own mugs. it's a lesson that -- [ cheers and applause ] -- that i was not aware of, that that was the thing to do. sunday night the oscars return to abc - and for the 11th straight year - our annual after the oscars." we have a great big show in the works - with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, je

cw network, please say hello to rachel bloom. [ cheers and applause ] rachel, i feel like i know you because there was a huge billboard of you right across the street from us. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: you would watch us as we came into work and left every morning. >> they let me install cameras in each of the eyes so i really was watching you. yeah. >> jimmy: your show is very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say it's not the kind of thing if it was described to me i would ever consider watching. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's so good. and you won a golden gle for it which is pretty fantastic. >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmymyso forhose who have not seen the show yet explain what the crazy part is of the crazy ex-girlfriend. >> it's about -- when we were pitching the show we call the it ally mcbeal meets flight of the conchords and that seemed to sell the show. it's a show about a very unhappy person who's spent her life doing what's expectedd of her. she's about to get a big promotion at a law firm. in that moment she's kind of having a crisis. she doesn't know

as discussed, rachel, here's the person to nut sack matching challenge that she commissioned. apparently they were all at this vacation house that i couldn't make and all of my friends drunkenly took pictures of their balls and sent it to britney in the office. >> jimmy: how many friends? >> we're talking about five sets of testicles, guys. five sets of testicles. >> and why? >> why? why? why, why, why do we die, why is the sky blue? i have no idea. so first of all these friends are my husband's friends that i have now adopted. >> i see. >> my us was mortified. he e-mailed britney, please don't sue us. but i took this e-mail seriously. and basically what they had done wasted. and they cut a hole in a trader joe's paper bag and then shoved their balls through it. and wrote the words "guess deez nuts." and here's the thing. i was 0 for 5. >> jimmy: oh, 0 for 10, really. [ laughter ] you're in enough trouble with the e-mail response. >> oh yeah. here's the thing i learned. because i was like, oh, those balls are long and silly, those belong to my tall and silly friend. no. the lo

roshumba: and rachel mcadams also in green. this one from artelier and when she turned around, wow, look at that plunking back. yu tsai: more stunning looks coming up. george: all right, welcome back to "on the red carpet after the oscars." it's so loud here when i was talking to charles ran dolph, i identified him as the screenwriter of "spotlight." forgive me, i get a demaret for that. right here is steve dexter, the director of inside-out, which one for best feature film. he's enjoying his award. and he's still talking to another reporter. jovana lara has been reporting with all the stuff online. and she knows about "mad max: fury road." tell us about it. jovana: the summer's smash hit a serious winning streak. josh gad tweeted i love that "mad max: fury road" is killing saw it three times in one week. insanely good. "dancing with the stars" champ drew lachey tweeted dang, is mad max going to let anyone else stpwhinl and missouri senator claire mccaskill said when your family night costumes, game on point. what did you think

tori hartwell said she thought rachel mc adams looked gorgeous in her emerald gown. denise atkins liked host chris rock for his look tonight. jett ryan thought cate blanchett looked very well put together. i guess that's a good description. >>> we know who won those prized golden statues. before the show, karen and i cast our own ballots. >> karen: we did. we have the picks for the best i chose . >> frank: leonardo di caprio for the revenant. >> karen: mine was . >> frank: brie larson for room. that was karen's pick. i picked jennifer lawrence for "joy.". best cinematog graphy went to . >> karen: but these days resellers gobble up tickets online and then sell them back to you at major mark ups. >> frank: how venues are trying to crack down on the industry wide problem. >> reporter: no matter how much we pay, we invest in an experience. michael mccarthy sometimes buys tickets early to save bucks. >> cheaper in advance. plus they might sell out. >> reporter: many fans like michael resort to resellers. >> a little bit can be expected. usually ifs it it's a sold out show

rachel bloom, kelly ripa, norman reedis, music from yo gotti and wolf mother. our "jimmy kimmel after the oscars" biggest night of the our biggest night of the year. with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick and nathan lane, and many more surprises in store. it will be very strong show and you are e vited to strip down to your underwear and watch it. for five seasons our first guest has orchestrated and weaved her way y rough more political chicanery and sexual intrigue than bernie sands and jeb bush combined. she plays crisis manager and olivia pope on "scandal" thursday nights at 9:00 onabc. please welcome kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? good to see you. >> very good to see you, always nice to see you.u. >> jimmy: i like the dress, that's a dress if i was a woman, or justressed like one, i would pick out for myself. >> that's very nice to say. are you making an announcement tonight? >> jimmy: well -- it is timi, it's something we've shared privately for years. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times h

with rachel specifically, this is something that started her journey. >> i have been overweight my entire life. when you're overweight, people see you differently. they don't see the person that's on the inside. what appealed to me about the cize program is that i could exercise and dance at the same time. because, you know, working out and getting a gym membership, it's expensive. so, i'm excited to just work out has always held me back.

watch it mondays at 8:00 on the cw network, please say hello to rachel bloom. [ cheers and applause ]