rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named justin moore who was kind enough to give voice to this terrible tale of a norwegian nut with a very sad sac. >> this here's a story about a tough buy with a big problem. ♪ ♪ he went by the name klaus jorstad ♪ ♪ took an ikea chair into the shower sat on it about an hour ♪ ♪ see the holes and aanent stuff ♪ no matter how much he'd twist and shout ♪ ♪ that little bitty sucker wouldn't pop out ♪ ♪ oh devil stool you are just so cruel ♪ ♪ give me back my family jewel you devil stool ♪ ♪ klaus said to himself so mad he could spit, i'm in a different kind of ikea ball pit ♪ ♪ this stool's name should have clued me in testing for pinching and grabbing and that ♪ ♪ how could a fellow who worked at ikea come up with such a cruel cruel idea ♪ ♪ you'd have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nut-sized hole ♪ ♪ klaus tried every trick he knew lathered himself tried shampoo tried wd-40 cocoa butter ♪ ♪ ♪ couldn't pull that nutter right out of the judder ♪
i want to thank jessica chastain, justin moore, willie nelson, i apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. here with "yesterday's song" from the cma theater in nashville via the power of hologram, hunter hayes! ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na help me out everybody! na na na na na ♪ ♪ well i used to sing it and i used to crank it with the windows down i used to love it ♪ ♪ oh but i'm over it man i'm over it now ♪ ♪ i used to leave it playin on repeat i spun that record til it turned on me ♪ ♪ but the dj knows exactly what i need i need an out with the old in with a new beat ♪ ♪ you were the rooftop at the top of my lungs blowin' the speakers in the back of my trunk ♪ ♪ and you had your chance then yeah but i'm movin on ♪ ♪ and now you're just yesterday's song you're yesterday's song ♪ ♪ the soundtrack every night in my bed you were the woo-hoo gettin' stuck in my head ♪ ♪ now you're just an echo when the feeling is gone baby now you're just ♪ ♪ yesterday's song you're yesterday's song ♪ ♪ we had a moment
gh tonight, jessica chastain -- willie nelson -- justin moore -- "mean tweets country music edition" -- and music from hun and now, well done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for everything, really. thank you for coming. wow, glad you're in a good mood. because what you are about to witness, the spectacle you are about to behold, is our most special special effects show of the whole year. tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. i will be in two of those cities. i know, it's amazing, thank you. let's begin by going live to the cma theater at the country music hall of fame in nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! are you ready to see magic happen? [ cheers and applause ] okay, let's do it. right now i'm on the screens but we're going to fire up the hologram machine. fire it up and beam me in, captain. here i am! [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why you guys are excited. hi, everyone. i'm casper the friendly host. you know
moore, hunter hayes will perform via hologram, and an all-country music edition of mean tweets. please join us for all that. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-nominated actor - true fact. the only reason he hasn't won yet is they couldn't spell his name on the trophy. his latest is a psychological thriller called "nocturnal animals." >> i'm here for an interview. for a scholarship at columbia. >> columbia? i thought that you were at the university of texas, becoming a great writer. >> a great writer? i mean, i don't -- i don't think -- well. i am. aren't you at yale? becoming a great artist? >> graduated yale but i'm at columbia getting my master's degree. >> oh, wow. >> art history. >> that's great. >> listen, do you know anybody else in new york? >> just you. >> just me, okay. would you like to go to dinner? >> jimmy: "nocturnal animals" opened november 23rd. please welcome jake gyllenhaal! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. you know, it's weird. when i look at you i realize we're actually twins.
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