ben! >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn get in the way? try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling brand for frequent heartburn. get complete protection in frequent heartburn. that's nexium level protection. every family wants the best data plans and the latest phones. only t-mob

question just for ben. >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: and ben? bryant, brett, t? that was an easy one for lauren. you got a salad fork. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next -- each of your aiden name. you want to pass on that one? oh, oh! okay.swer. ben is working on his answer. let's see your answers. your answers are? >> oh, ". >> jimmy: oh!dummy. [ laughter ] >> it's fox. >> i knew that. >> jimmy: it's fox? it's not smith? you went with the mosica? you're both smart, all right. very good, income question, playing for a spoon. name one uncle. one uncle.ot. >> i got this.en, good and reveal -- uncle? dan. and uncle -- john. is there an uncle john or an uncle dan? >> there's an there is an uncle john. there is an uncle dan? >> no. >> jimmy: we're going to give you half a spoon for that one. one more. name of the childhoodf you. childhood pet. ben went right to the card. >> this is a huge part of her life. >> jimmy: oh, that is. apparently not a big part of ben's. >> no, i -- tip of my tongue? no conferring with each other, please.dinnerware at stake here. okay.

ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distanc but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. so we can't hang on it too long, all right? >> fair enough. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we haveeo take a break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn get inhe way? try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling brand for frequent heartburn. get complete protection with t t new leader in f

ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. so we can't hang on it too long, all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn get in the way? try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling brand for frequent heartburn. get complete protection with the new leader in

this very moving montage of [ cheers and applause ] ben, ben? ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. so we can't hang on it too long, all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn get in the way? try nexium 24hr, frequent heartburn. get co

ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. so we can't hang on it too long, all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. coated in dust... flour... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn get in the way? try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling b

ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. coated in dust... flour... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn get in the way? try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling brand for frequent heartburn. get comple

ben, olivia and emily went to a private island, olivia told ben she was in love women him, ben told her he was not. >> what i thought ben wanted was everything that i am. >> jimmy: okay, that is my favorite thing they do on the show. the two on one dump. the bachelor tells one of the women she's staying and then leaves the other one all alone in some desolate place. last year the bachelor chris left ashley s. on a dirt pile and flew off in a helicopter. this year ben left olivia on the beach. so he rides off in the boat. and i guess all olivia can do is hope they shoot "bachelor in paradise" on that island that someone comes to save her. at the road ceremony ben breaks another woman's heart, he sent the kindergarten teacher lauren h. on. he did not desert her on an island, he walked her to her limo. something i've not seen, pay attention to the end of the clip here. >> i'm sorry. >> good luck. >> jimmy: all right, watch right here. she get in the car. in the back seat. you never realize when they take these women away crying, not only is there a camera guy in the front seat, there's a s

>> jimmy: no, it is not ben affleck. >> no, it's not ben affleck. >> jimmy: matt damon? >> no, it's still not matt damon. the ride is over. one of you guys turn around. look behind you and you can see who it was. >> i love him! oh my gosh. hold on one second. when did you tell him? why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my head off. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we have consolation churros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. >> jimmy: all right. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it's matchup monday with kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. yogurting, practice it on the go. its sleek design... is mold-breaking. its intelligent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled its performance...breathtaking. its self-parking...and self-braking...show-stop

ben, olivia and emily went to a private island, olivia told ben she was in love women him, ben told her he was not. >> what i thought ben wanted was everything that i am. but -- i guess not. >> jimmy: okay, that is my favorite thing they do on the show. the two on one dump. the bachelor tells one of the women she's staying and then leaves the other one all alone in some desolate place. last year the bachelor chris left ashley s. on a dirt pile and flew off in a helicopter. this year ben left olivia on the beach. so he rides off in the boat. and i guess all olivia can do is hope they shoot "bachelor in paradise" on that island that someone comes to save her. at the road ceremony ben breaks the kindergarten teacher lauren h. on. he did not desert her on an island, he walked her to her limo. something i've not seen, pay attention to the end of the clip here. >> i'm sorry. >> good luck. >> jimmy: all right, watch right here. she get in the car. and you see there's a sound guy in the back seat. you never realize when they take these women away crying, not only is there a camera guy in the fr

this very moving montage of [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, is that -- oh, ben, ben? ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might segment yet. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling brand for frequent heartburn. get complete protection with the new leader in frequent heartburn. that's nexium level protection

her brothers as we saw hated ben. when no one was looking as we saw jojo's momming too a swig from a bottle of champagne. at the rose ceremony ben sent amanda, the one with the mouse voice, home. amanda then cried in the car. ben cried in the house. like a baby. quite a while he cried. but that's all okay because next week he gets to have sex with all three remaining women. [ cheers and applause ] and that is your bachelor emoji week. by the way, i feel compelled to mention at the beginning of the season, the beginning of the year, i picked three women to i picked jojo, laurenn and kayla. guess who the final three are? jojo, lauren and kayla. [ cheers and applause ] that is why they call me nostradamus. sunday night we have the 88th annual oscars. we have a show after the oscars. a lot of great independent movies nominated for best picture this year but some of the bigger commercial hits were overlooked. one of the critically acclaimed hits that failed to get a best picture nod was "straight outta compton," a movie i

for the last hometown date ben flew to texas to meet jojo's her brothers as we saw hated ben. when no one was looking as we saw jojo's momming too a swig from a bottle of champagne. at the rose ceremony ben sent amanda, the one with the mouse voice, home. amanda then cried in the car. ben crieiein the house. like a baby. quite a while he cried. but that's all okay because next week he gets to have sex with all three remaining women. [ cheers and applause ] and that is your bachelor emoji week. by the way, i feel compelled to mention at the beginning of the season, t t beginning of the year, i picked three women to make it to the finals. i picked jojo, lauren and kayla. guess who the final three are? jojo, lauren and kayla. [ cheers and applause ] that is why they call me nostradamus. annual oscars. we have a show after the oscars. a lot of great independent movies nominated for best picture this year but some of the bigger commercial hits were overlooked. one of theritically acclaimed hits that failed to get a best picture nod was "straight outta compton," a movie i like very

and then ben's parents said, nuh, emily is too young. so ben sent emily home. emily then spent some time crying in the car. as babies are known to do. next it was time for the rose ceremony. ben sent bekaa the virgin home. and then she did something no one expected. she cried and cried and cried in the car home. and that was pretty much that. that was "the bachelor" in emojis. [ cheers and applause ] so we're down to the final -- only four women left, which means ben now finally knows everyone's name. up until this week he just called them all lauren and hoped for the best. presidents' day was established in 1885 to honor george washington and then other presidents jumped on board and we honor them all. do you know every presidents' day, this is sweet, michelle obama lets president obama eat one skittle as a treat. donald trump spent his about thes day getting ready by photoshopping his head onto a million-dollar bill. donald trump is ahead pack in south carolina. meanwhile his opponents are very busy trying to cannibalize each other. this is from the republica

ben, olivia and emily went to a private island, olivia told ben she was in love women him, ben told her he was not. >> what i thought ben wanted was everything that i am. but -- i guess not. >> jimmy: okay, that is my favorite thing they do on the show. the two on one dump. the bachelor tells one of the women she's staying and then leaves the other one all alone in some desolate place. last year the bachelor chris left ashley s. on a dirt pile and flew off in a helicopter. this year ben left olivia on the beach. so he rides off in the boat. and i guess all olivia can do is paradise" on that island that someone comes to save her. at the road ceremony ben breaks another woman's heart, he sent the kindergarten teacher lauren h. on. he did not desert her on an island, he walked her to her limo. something i've not seen, pay attention to the end of the clip here. >> i'm sorry. >> good luck. >> jimmy: all right, watch right here. she get in the car. and you see there's a sound guy in the back seat. you never realize when they take these women away crying, not only is there a camera guy in the

ben? ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. so we can't hang on it too long, all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) you can check on them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. to those caked in flour...coated in dust... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful messmakers. keep it up... see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburnget in the way? try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling brand forfrequent heartburn. get complete protectionwith the new leader in frequent heartburn. that's ne

the bachelor ben higgins is here. we'll be right back with [ cheers and applause ] when you stay connected to your kids, they'll stay connected to you. the boys town national hotline can help. call the boys town national hotline at 1-800-448-3000 (tdd# 1-800-448-1433) >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, a gentleman who is probably the most glamorous computer software salesman in the world, the bachelor ben higgins is here. i am going to predict which of the many women, 28 women in his harem, i'm going to predict which one ben will choose. my wife is very good at this. we picked the last three of them in a row. it's why they call me "rose-stradamus." then she's a grammy nominee for "best new artist" this is her brand new album it's called can the unbreakable smile." tori kelly from the samsung stage. [ applause ] tomorrow night from "game of thrones," natalie dormer will join us. we'll have music from paris. later this week bill maher, cate blanchett, bree larsen and music from vance joy and the internet. axel rose was su

after that ben carson's name. and oh -- oh, let me help out here. ben! ben? okay, ben's not -- you know you're not supposed to wake a sleepwalker. >> ted cruz -- >> no, no, ted -- ted, wait -- ted -- all right, ted. so ben, you've got to -- it's time for you to come out now. tell him to come -- the guy's telling -- all right. anyway. ben? here comes donald trump. donald, you're -- no, no, not marco rubio! guys, guys. you're supposed to -- you're supposed to be out there now. understand? donald! >> former florida governor -- >>. >> jimmy: no, it's not jeb! jeb, you've got to wait for the other guys. guys? i don't know what's going on heerl. here. you're supposed to be on the -- now there's two spots empty. >> see if he's standing there as >> jimmy: no, there's two empty spots. oh, now he's -- all right. now you've got to go out. wait a minute. what's he doing back here now? >> welcome back to the main stage, donald trump. >> jimmy: donald, you -- donald goes out there and we're left with him. what about him? who is this by the way? >> we're going to introduce

ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (child) i'm ok. (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to all the beautiful mess makers. keep it up... with delta touch2o technology, you can. see what delta can do. can't afford to let heartburn get in the way? try nexium 24hr, now the #1 selling brand for frequent heartburn. get complete protection with the new leader in frequent heartburn. that's nexium level pro

>> jimmy: no, it is not ben affleck. >> no, it's not ben affleck. >> jimmy: matt damon? >> no, it's still not matt damon. the ride is over. one of you guys turn around. look behind you and you can see who it was. >> i love him! oh my gosh. >> jimmy: hold on one second, hold on one second. why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my head off. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we have consolation churros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. >> jimmy: all right. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it's matchup monday with kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. yogurting, practice it on the go. its sleek design... is mold-breaking. its intelligent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping. its performance...breathtaking. the all-new glc. m

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and then ben's parents said, nuh, emily is too young. so ben sent emily home. emily then spent some time crying in the car. as babies are known to do. next it was time for the rose ceremony. ben sent bekaa the virgin home. and then she did something no one expected. she cried and cried and cried in the car home. and that was pretty much that. that was "the bachelor" in emojis. [ cheers and applause ] so we're down to the final -- only four women left, which means ben now finally knows everyone's name. up until this week he just called them all lauren and hoped for the best. today's presidents' day. presidents' day was established washington and then other presidents jumped on board and we honor them all. do you know every presidents' day, this is sweet, michelle obama lets president obama eat one skittle as a treat. donald trump spent his about thes day getting ready by photoshopping his head onto a million-dollar bill. donald trump is ahead pack in south carolina. meanwhile his opponents are very busy trying to cannibalize each other. this is from the republic

ben stein. and music from glass animals. and now, don't move -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i appreciate it. i hope i don't disappoint anybody. i'm a little bit off my game tonight. we're potty training my [ laughter ] my other daughter. she's 2 years old. her name is jane. jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say i'm exhausted. anyway. i feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she won't believe it. we are less than 70 days president will be. on september 26th donald trump and hillary clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. this is interesting. the clinton campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his appr

she ld ben's mom she always cheerleader. and then ben's parents said, nuh, emily is too young. so ben sent emily home. emily then spent some time crying in the car. as babies are knowno do. next it was time for the rose ceremony. ben sent bekaa the virgin home. and then she did something no one expected. she cried and cried and cried in the car home. and that was pretty much that. emojis. [ cheers and applause ] so we're down to the final -- only four women left, which means ben now@ finally knows everyone's name. up until this week he just called them all lauren and hoped for the best. today's presidents' day. inin1885 to honor george washington and then other presidents jumped on board and we honor them all. do you know every presidents' y, this is sweet, michelle obama lets president obama eat one skittle as a treat. donald trump spent his about thes day getting ready by photoshopping his head onto a million-dollar bill. donald trump is ahead pack in south h rolina. meanwhile his opponents are very busy trying to cannibalize each other. this is from the republican debate on

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>> jimmy: no, it is not ben affleck. >> no, it's not ben att damon? >> no, it's still not matt damon. the ride is over. one of you guys turn around.u can see who it was. >> i love him! oh my gosh. hold on one second.ou tell him? why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my head off. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we haveurros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it'sith kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul.ns of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. yogurting, practice it on the go. its sleek design... is molent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled its performance...breathtaking.self-parking...and self-braking...show-stopping. the all-new glc.he bar for the luxury suv. r ] >> jimmy: welcome back. nner. from the show "crazy ex-girlfriend" - the crazy ex

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her brothers as we saw hated ben. when no one was looking as we saw jojo's momming too a swig from a bottle of champagne. at the rose ceremony ben sent amanda, the one with the mouse voice, home. ben cried in the house. like a baby. quite a while he cried. but that's all okay because next week he gets to have sex with all three remaining women. [ cheers and applause ] and that is your bachelor emoji week. by the way, i feel compelled to mention at the beginning of the season, the beginning of the year, i picked three women to make it to the finals. i picked jojo, lauren and kayla. guess who the final three are? jojo, lauren and kayla. [ cheers and applause ] that is why they call me nostradamus. sunday night weeave the 88th annual oscars. we have a show after the oscars. a lot of great independent movies nominatededor best picture this year but some of the bigger commercial hits were overlooked. one of the critically acclaimed hits that failed to get a best picture nod was "straight outta much, the story of the r grou

one gave ben a full-on dental exam. one only spoke russian. and that's not the crazy -- the crazy thing is he gave all three of those women a rose. they all continue on to next week. so tonight they did the thing where all the ladies come out of the limo to introduce themselves. it's a big moment because the contestants want to do something and that, my friends, is almost always a mistake. >> hey. >> hello, beautiful. >> ready to play ball? >> oh, my gosh. yes, i'm ready for football. >> hut hut. >> hut, hut, hike. >> jeff: i like a >> i like a lady i want the young people at home to pay attention. this is rachel who chose to enter on a hoverboard. >> if you decide to ride a hoverboard around instead of walking, you too will be unemployed. and finally, a first for the bachelor, in 20 seasons they've never had this before. identical twins. >> i'm emily. >> hi, emily. >> nice to meet you. >> i'm haley. >> hey, haley. >> it's nice to finally meet you. >> i'm so excited. we never date the same guy. >> we like -- you are the exception. we are here

the bachelor ben higgins is here. we'll be right back with [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, a gentleman who is probably the most glamorous computer software salesman in the world, the bachelor i am going to predict which of the many women, 28 women in his harem, i'm going to predict which one ben will choose. my wife is very good at this. we picked the last three of them in a row. it's why they call me "rose-stradamus." then she's a grammy nominee for "best new artist" this is her brand new album it's called can the unbreakable smile." tori kelly from the samsung stage. [ applause ] tomorrow night from "game of thrones," natalie dormer will join us. we'll have music from paris. later this week bill maher, cate blanchett, bree larsen and music from vance joy and the internet. axel rose was supposed to be here tomorrow but he'll not be here tomorrow for reasons known only to axel rose. or maybe he will be here. maybe he's just trying to keep us guessing. i don't know. you know, before there was a

ben stein. and music from glass animals. and now, don't move -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i appreciate it. i hope i don't disappoint anybody. i'm a little bit off my game tonight. we're potty training my daughter. she's 25, she's very slow. [ laughter ] my other daughter. she's 2 years old. her name is jane. jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say i'm exhausted. anyway. i feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she won't believe it. we are less than 70 days away from deciding who our next president will be. on september 26th donald trump and hillary clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. this is interesting. the clinton campaign is using psychology exper

for the last hometown date ben flew to texas to meet jojo's family. ben. when no one was looking as we saw jojo's momming too a swig from a bottle of champagne. at the rose ceremony ben sent amanda, the one with the mouse voice, home. amanda then cried in the car. ben cried in the house. like a baby. quite a while he cried. but that's all okay because next week he gets to have sex with all three remaining women. [ cheers and applause ] and that is your bachelor emoji week. by the way, i feel compelled to mention at the beginning of the season, the beginning of the make it to the finals. i picked jojo, lauren and kayla. guess who the final three are? jojo, lauren and kayla. [ cheers and applause ] that is why they call me nostradamus. sunday night we have the 88th annual oscars. we have a show after the oscars. a lot of great independent movies nominated for best picture this year but some of overlooked. one of the critically acclaimed hits that failed to get a best picture nod was "straight outta compton," a movie i like very nwa. very good but also very r

please say hello to ben stein! >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> it's an honor to be here. >> jimmy: it's an honor to have you here. >> an honor to be here. >> jimmy: i know you watch the show regularly. >> very. i e-mail you all night long sending you notes about it. >> jimmy: i'm always up. >> that's the amazing thing, like a vampire, you never sleep. believe we met almost 20 years ago. >> yes. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> at a rehearsal in burbank. >> jimmy: that's right. >> they brought you in to be the first person to be the cohost and we said, don't bother bringing in anyone else. >> jimmy: that is true, that worked out like that. >> it was just incredible. >> jimmy: you and i fell in love almost immediately. >> it was amazing. you were so f'ing funny from the get-go, it was a joke. >> jimmy: we didn't both tore see if anyone could, which was fortunate for me. >> jimmy: cousin sal. >> he was wonderful. >> jimmy: probably the funniest person i know. >> he is a genius. >> jimmy: guillermo, have you ever seen "win ben stein's money"? the show w

please say hello to ben stein! >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> it's an honor to be here. >> jimmy: it's an honor to have you here. >> an honor to be here. >> jimmy: i know you watch the show regularly. >> very. i e-mail you all night long sending you notes about it. >> jimmy: i'm always up. >> that's the amazing thing, like a vampire, you never sleep. >> jimmy: we believe we met almost 20 years ago. >> yes. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> at a rehearsal in burbank. >> jimmy: that's right. >> they brought you in to be the first person to be the cohost and we said, don't bother bringing in anyone else. >> jimmy: that is true, that worked out like that. >> it was just incredible. >> jimmy: you and i fell in love almost immediately. >> it was amazing. you were so f'ing funny from the get-go, it was a joke. >> jimmy: we didn't both tore see if anyone could, which was fortunate for me. >> yes. >> jimmy: cousin sal. >> he was wonderful. >> jimmy: probably the funniest person i know. >> he is a genius. >> jimmy: guillermo, have you ever seen "win ben stein

>> jimmy: no, it is not ben affleck. >> no, it's not ben affleck. >> jimmy: matt damon? >> no, it's still not matt damon. the ride is over. one of you guys turn around. who it was. oh my gosh. >> jimmy: hold on one second, hold on one second. when did you tell him? why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my head off. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we have consolation churros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. >> jimmy: all right. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it's matchup monday with kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. yogurting, practice it on the paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping. its performance...breathtaking. its self-parking...and self-braking...show-stopping. the all-new glc. mercedes-benz resets the bar for the luxury suv

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ben! ben, they called your name, it's time to come on out! ben? okay, ben's not -- you know you're not supposed to wake a sleepwalker. >> ted cruz -- >> no, no, ted -- ted, wait -- ted -- all right, ted. so ben, you've got to -- it's time for you to come out now. tell him to come -- the guy's tellining -- allight. anyway. ben? here comes donald trump. donald, you're -- no, no, not marco o rubio! guys, guys. you're supposed to -- you're supposed to be out there now. understand? donald! >> former florida governor -- >>. >> jimmy: no, it's not jeb! jeb, you've got toait for the other guys. guys? i don't know what's going on heerl. you're supposed to be on the -- now there's two spots empty. >> see if he's standing there as well, dr. carson. >> jimmy: no, there's two empty spots. oh, now he's -- all right. now you've got to go out. wait a minute. what's he doing back here now? >> welcome back to the main stage, donald trump. >> jimmy: dona, you -- donald goes out there and we're left with him. what about him? who is this by the way? >> we're going to

>> jimmy: no, it is not ben affleck. >> no, it's not ben affleck. >> jimmy: matt damon? the ride is over. one of you guys turn around. look behind you and you can see who it was. >> i love him! oh my gosh. >> jimmy: hold on one second, hold on one second. when did you tell him? why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my head off. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we have consolation churros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. >> jimmy: all right. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it's matchup monday with kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. go. its sleek design... is mold-breaking. its intelligent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping. its performance...breathtaking. its self-parking...andself-braking...show-stopping. the all

ben: good for him. jc: very cute. ben: yes. i used it already today. harvey: it is ok, because now it is a different day. jc: technically. harvey: after midnight. when we get to the seven day forecast, the days will make sense. the heat wave is officially over , because the airport did not reach 90 today. even though some of the other areas did. so how does it go into the books? 10th. but for the month, 2.5 degrees above average. it is warm tonight and a little bit more monday. -- muggy. we have come 60's showing up -- have some 60's showing up. it is muggy around boston and down to the south. it is summer, we expect it. tomorrow. low to mid 90's, i mean, literally on the shore and might be a little bit better like rockport. often will likely be over 90 tomorrow. worcester county will be in the 90's. and when you go first to the south -- further to the south, there will be a light wind. highs in the 80's. it will be another good beach day if you are on vacation. the ocean water air temperature in the 80's on the cape. the southwest wind should not be t

it returns to the air please welcome ben mckenzie! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let me see your palms. you have effort hands. >> guys deeply into my eyes. >> the earth hands thing means you have dirty fingernails. >> i was watching that going, jimmy, do whatever you have to, do it's worth it. >> jimmy: very good to see you. you came in from new york? >> that's right, on furlough from "gotham" for 24 hours only. >> jimmy: was there ever any consideration you would not shoot the show "dwothgotham"? neneyork? >> there was. i love new york first of all. [ cheers and applause ] i started off there, unemployed actor. >> jimmy: oh, really, so your living conditions have improved. >> they have. i actually shared a bunk bed. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> with an old roommate. i was 23 years old. the room was too small, i had to share a room for $700 a month. >> jimmy: who got the top bunk? >> he got the top bunk. >> jimmy: that is better? i think the top bunk -- you think the top bunk is the best but then as the years go by you're like, i'm go

ben mckenzie and chris stapleton are on the way. "new girl" is a show that zoe deschanel is a star on the show, she was on maternity leave, you were nice enough to come in and fill that gap? >> i don't do a lot of tv, i was skeptical of why were they asking me to do this, it's a comedy and i'm not associated with comedic stylings. i wanted to know what they pitched it and i thought it was really funny. i watched it and i think the show's hysterical and everybody on it is really talented. >> they are, and a nice group of people as well. >> really nice, a really fun time. i'd been filming a lot in new york so it was good to be able to be in l.a. >> jimmy: coming in as the new girl on "the new girl," did they immediately accept you? was there some feeling-out >> there was a brief feeling-out period. i mean, they accepted. they were all very kind. but i could tell there was like a -- because you never know what somebody's going to be like. if your reputation precedes you, they worry that you might be a diva, you might be high maintenanc

ben! ben, they called your name, it's ben? okay, ben's not -- you know you're not supposed to wake a sleepwalker. >> ted cruz -- >> ted -- all right, ted. so ben, you've got to -- it's time for you to come out now. tell him to comeg -- all right. anyway. ben? here comes donald trump.no, no, not marco rubio! guys, guys. you're supposed to --ut there now. understand? donald! >> former florida governor -- >>. >> jimmy: no, it's note got to wait for the other guys. guys? heerl. here. on the -- now there's two spots empty. >> see if he's standing there as well, dr. carson. >> jimmy: no, there's two empty e's -- all right. now you've got to go out. wait a minute. what's he doing back here now? >> welcome back to the main trump. >> jimmy: donald, you -- donald goes out there and we're left with him. what about him? who is this by the way? >> we're going to introduceohn kasich. >> jimmy: oh, all right, it's john kasich. all right. all right, now we can watch the one of the greatest clips ever. we have a good show. "mashup monday," mus

ben, they called your name, it's time to comen out! ben? okay, ben's not -- you know you're not supposed to wake a sleepwalker. >> ted cruz -- >> no, no, ted -- ted, wait -- ted -- all right, ted. so ben, you've got to -- it's time for you to come out now. tell him to come -- the guy's anyway. ben? here comes donald trump. donald, you're -- n, no, not guys, guys. you're supposed to -- you're understand? donald! >> former florida governor -- >>. >> jimmy: no, it's not jeb! other guys. guys? i don't know what's going on heerl. here. you're supposed to be on the -- now there's two spots empty. >> see if he's standing there as well, dr. carson. >> jimmy: no, there's two empty spots. oh, now he's -- all right. now you've got to go out. wait a minute. what's he doing back here now? >> welcome back to the main stage, donald trump. >> jimmy: donald, you -- donald goes out there and we're left with him. who is this by the way? >> we're going to introduce ohio governor john kasich. >> jimmy: oh, all right, it's john kasich. all right. all right, now

>> jimmy: no, it is not ben affleck. >> no, it's not ben affleck. >> jimmy: matt damon? >> no, it's still not matt damon. the ride is over. one of you guys turn around. look behind you and you can see who it was. >> i love him! oh my gosh. >> jimmy: hold on one second, hold on one second. when did you tell him? why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we have consolation churros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. >> jimmy: all right. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it's matchup monday with kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. yogurting, practice it on the go. its sleek design... is mold-breaking. its intelligent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping. its performance...breathtaking. its self-parking...and sel

one gave ben a full-on dental exam. one only spoke russian. and that's not the crazy -- the crazy thing is he gave all three of those women a rose. they all continue on to next week. so tonight the did the thing where all the ladies come out of the limo to introduce themselves. it's a big moment because the contestants want to do something creative to distinguish themselves. and that, my friends, is almost always a mistake. >> hey. >> oh, my gosh. yes, i'm ready for football. >> hut hut. >> hut, hut, hike. >> jeff: iike a >> i like a lady i want the young people at home to pay attention. this is rachel who chose to enter on a hoverboard. >> if you decide to ride a hoverboard around instead of walking, you too will be unemployed. and finally, a first for the bachelor, in 20 seasons they've never had this before. identical twins. >> i'm emily. >> hi, emily. >> nice to meet you. >> i'm haley. >> it's nice to finally meet you. >> i'm so excited. we never date the samam guy. >> we l le -- you are the exception.n. we are here for you. >> we can't wa

ben, olivia and emily went to a private island, olivia told ben she was in love women him, ben told her he was not. >> what i thought ben wanted was everything that i am. but -- i guess not. >> jimmy: okay, that is my favorite thing they do on the show. the two on one dump. the bachelor tells one of the women she's staying and then leaves the other one all alone in some desolate place. last year the bachelor chris and flew off in a helicopter. this year ben left olivia on the beach. so he rides off in the boat. and i guess all olivia can do is hope they shoot "bachelor in paradise" on that island that someone comes to save her. at the road ceremony ben breaks another woman's heart, he sent the kindergarten teacher lauren h. on. he did not desert her on an island, he walked her to her limo. something i've not seen, pay attention to the end of the clip here. >> i'm sorry. >> good luck. >> jimmy: all right, watch right here. she get in the car. and you see there's a sound guy in the back seat. you never realize when they take these women away crying, not only is there a camera guy in the f

the bachelor ben higgins is here. we'll be right back with jennifer lopez. rin the middle of a time when senior povertyt is increasing. republicans and some democratsp came up with a brilliant idea for cutting cost-of-living adjustments for social security. we said, "it will be if you cut social security." as president, i will do everything i can to extend the solvency of social security and expand benefits for people who desperately need them. i'm bernie sanders, >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, a gentleman who is probably the most glamorous computer software salesman in the world, the bachelor ben higgins is here. i am going to predict which of the many women, 28 women in his harem, i'm going to predict which one ben will choose. my wife is very good at this. we picked the last three of them in a row. it's why they call me "rose-stradamus." then she's a grammy nominee for "best new artist" this is her brand new album it's called can the unbreakable smile." tori kelly from the samsung stage. [ applause ] tomorrow nig

and then ben's parents said, nuh, emily is too young. so ben sent emily home. emily then spent some time crying in the car. as babies are known to do. next it was time for the rose ceremony. ben sent bekaa the virgin home. and then she did something no one expected. she cried and cried and cried in the car home. and that was pretty much that. that was "the bachelor" in emojis. [ cheers and applause ] so we're down to the final -- only four women left, which means ben now finally knows everyone's name. up until this week he just called them all lauren and hoped today's presidents' day. presidents' day was established in 1885 to honor george washington and then other presidents jumped on board and we honor them all. do you know every presidents' day, this is sweet, michelle obama lets president obama eat one skittle as a treat. donald trump spent his about thes day getting ready by photoshopping his head onto a million-dollar bill. donald trump is ahead pack in south carolina. meanwhile his opponents are very busy trying to cannibalize each other. this is from th