try cool mint zantac. it releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. zantac works in as little as 30 minutes. nexium can take 24 hours. try cool mint zantac. no more games, jerry. you saw the deal and hustled to u.s. cellular to get yourself the samsung galaxy s7 and 500 bucks. maybe. "maybe," jer-bear? hmm? got your phone and your $500 and put it under your own tree. that's your writing! you after santa's job? it was a one-day deal. sorry, santa. it's no crime to gift yourself. get a samsung galaxy s7 this friday ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: hey! welcome back, everybody! my next guest just won his seventh sprint cup championship, making him tied for the most championships in nascar history. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the 2016 nascar sprint cup series champion, jimmie johnson! ( cheers and applause ) congratulations, man! there you go. hey, hey! can we take a look at that thing right there? >> yeah. >> stephen: that is -- oh, my lord! that is -- this would make a great murder weapon. no one would ever suspect. it's got a lot of shar