[ screams ] >> this is just like a bar in dallas. there's just pigs everywhere. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: be nice, ladies, one of those pigs could be the next bachelor. you never know. [ laughter and applause ] even weirder, after the shoot, the pigs were like, i feel like i need a shower after that. i mean -- >> steve: ah, that's not good. >> jimmy: did you guys see this? chipotle apologized to customers for closing down for a food safety meeting during lunch hour yesterday. word "raincheck" to them, you'll get a coupon for a free burrito. [ applause ] and if you eat the burrito, you'll need to text the word "raincheck" to anyone you made plans with that afternoon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] because there's no way -- you can't make that meeting, no. and finally, a woman in england recently broke a world record by running on a treadmill for 12 hours totaling 68 miles. while the previous record for running that much without getting anywhere was held by [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. give it up for th