>> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmons, will arnett, nathan lane, matthew broderick, mike tyson, and less. plus we go live to the governors ball. presented by samsung. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watchining. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speeches have been spoken, and once again i was not invited to any of the after parties so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them as you know there were no black nomiminees in the acting tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a micichael bo

with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick and nathan lane, and many more surprises in store. it will be very strong show and you are invited to strip down to your underwear and watch it. for five seasons our first guest has orchestrated and weaved her way through more political chicanery and sexual intrigue than bernie sanders and jeb bush combined. she plays crisis manager olivia pope on "scandal" thursday please welcome kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? good to see you. >> very good to see you, always nice to see you. >> jimmy: i like the dress, that's a dress if i was a woman, or just dressed like one, i would pick out for myself. >> that's very nice to say. are you making an announcement tonight? >> jimmy: well -- it is time, yes. it's something we've shared privately for years. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times have you been on the show? >> i actually realized yesterday that this is my ninth appearance. >> jimmy: your ninth appears. >> on jimmy kimmel. [

of the year, with ben affleck, tracy morgan, chris rock, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, and live surprises that might even be a surprise to me. so i recommend that you sleep can stay up for that. our first guest is a little cup of espresso jump-starting our brains every morning, "live! with kelly and michael" she plays kelly on that show. watch a special after the oscar edition of the show from the dolby theater monday morning, please say hello to kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, hi! >> hi! good to see you. >> jimmy: this is a hot trend. >> oh my gosh, yeah. this is all the rage. >> jimmy: everybody's doing this. >> everybody's doing it. i got it done at the aspca. nails? >> rescue nails, yeah. pretty great. the bummer is i figured out, it's like you never know, i'm not really a trendy person but i thought this is a trend, maybe i could rock because i'm petite, models are so petite. >> and i figured the one downside, and you guys should know this, is that you have to hire wipe-er. >> jimmy: what

this time around with ben affleck, chris rock, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, jesse eisenberg, and surprises galore. that's sunday night, please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very talented and volatile person. he should not be working with knives, but he does. season 15 of his show "hell's kitchen" airs wednesday nights on fox. ramsay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look well. >> thank you, good to see you. >> jimmy: you still have a crushing handshake, a handshake that is designed to humiliate other men, yes? >> it's to send a very stern message. a warm welcome, don't [ bleep ] with me. >> jimmy: let me ask you, why is it -- i was thinking about this today. i think this confuses me. why is it okay to scream and yell at people who work for you in a restaurant -- i'm not speaking about you specifically. i'm talking about in general. why is it accepted in that workplace and not accepted at, say, the mall? >> first of all, [ bleep ], right? from 6:30 to 11:30 at night it's p

and once again, i am hosting our annual after party -- "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars." you and a plus eight are cordially invited to our star-studded event, with ben affleck, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, jesse eisenberg, tracy morgan, and surprise guests as well. please join us. before shonda rhimes owned 80% of this network's prime-time real estate and hit shows began spewing from a hollowed-out volcano in east hollywood, she created a little show about an attractive group of doctors, one of whom named grey. and, almost 11 years later, it continues to be one of the most >> okay. what do you think it is? >> i don't know yet. it feels like a tumor. >> i watched him place the clip. the clip didn't slip. >> the clip slipped. >> i'll get her to ct. >> meredith! >> what? >> she's my patient. she came back. >> she was derrek's patient. now she's mine. >> when he had all the interns chasing their tail for the answers. >> yes. >> and he was chasing your tail? watch "grey's anatomy" thursdays at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome ellen po

we have a great big show in the works - with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, jesse eisenberg - and many more mysteries will be revealed. join us after the oscars. our first guest is the youngest actor ever to win three emmys - for the great show "breaking bad" - starting friday, crime pays again in the new bank robber movie, "triple 9." please say hello to aaron paul. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: how's it going? >> good, man. you are looking good. >> jimmy: you look really good. >> really nice. >> jimmy: what, my face? >> yeah, your face, the beard, the hair, everything. >> jimmy: it covers up a lot of flaws. thank you. >> don't i know it. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> doing great. >> jimmy: how's life? >> life is good. >> jimmy: you were a roller coaster guy? greatest segment ever. that woman was just losing her mind. >> jimmy: it was -- the best at the end of the ride after making no guesses at all she said to her husband, "i told you!" >> i knew it! yeah, yeah, so funny. >> jimmy: didn'

>> my first name is tracy. >> jimmy: tracy. does that ring a bell? [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> jimmy: gwen, you want to ask a yes or no -- oh. >> oh, come on. how would i remember that? so you're from camp fox, which was when i was in seventh grade >> was it seventh grade? >> that's right. >> yeah. we went to camp and -- >> jimmy: oh, that's tracy. >> yeah, that's tracy from camp fox. hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tracy, maybe you can help gwen. what do you remember from your time with gwen? >> well, our first year of camp we were in the same cabin together. and we had the boys row us over to italian gardens because we didn't want to do the work ourselves. maybe gwen might have had a crush on one of the counselors named jeff or -- >> oh, my god, i did. [ laughter ] oh, my god! >> jimmy: jeff. jeff looks like a fitness instructor. what's going on here also? tracy, is that you? >> that guy's naughty. he tried to -- >> jimmy: what did he do? >> afterward we went -- we went i can barely remember. and we went to like the drive-ins. i was like i've got to go

oh, there's tracy. what! [ horn honking ] [ forward collision warning ] bye dad! it brakes when you don't. the newly redesigned volkswagen passat. right now you can get a $1,000 presidents' day bonus on new 2015 or 2016 >> jimmy: hi. welcome back. tonight from animal planet one of the great animal handlers on this or any planet, dave salmoni is here with us. he's bringing a bobcat, a -- not just a wild boar, a russian boar, and silky chickens, which are these great-looking chickens. and we're going to eat them. [ laughter ] tomorrow night channing tatum, regina king and music from kopecky. please join us then. our first guest is a big movie star who, in his new movie, plays a big movie star, it is his fourth collaboration with joel and ethan coen, the very funny "hail, caesar!" >> i mean, we tell ourselves artistic value or there's some sort of spiritual dimension to the picture business, but what it really is is this fat cat out in new york running this factory, serving up these lollipops to -- what they used to call bread circuses for the -- ah, wait, wait! >> n

>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show, she's a singer and a disney channel star with a song from finding neverland. zendaya is here. then, a very popular band from guadalajara. their album is called "cama incendiada" which, in english means do not drink vodka and smoke in bed. stage! mana. >> guillermo: good job. >> jimmy: tomorrow nht on the goldwyn will be here. from "pardon the interruption" michael wilbon and tony kornheiser will be here and we'll have mic from alessia cara. please join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar and emmy-nominated man of many accents. you know him as borat, bruno, ali g and now, a nobby. his new movie, "the brothers grimsby" opens in theaters march 11th. please welcome sacha baron cohen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so handsome and normal. which is unusual. >> it is. thank you very much. are you coming on to me? i should hope so. >> jimmy: translate it however you will. but you do not typically appear on television as yourself. it's a rarity, is tha