>> my first name is tracy. >> jimmy: tracy. does that ring a bell? [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> jimmy: gwen, you want to ask a yes or no -- oh. >> oh, come on. so you're from camp fox, which was when i was in seventh grade or something. >> jimmy: seventh grade? >> was it seventh grade? >> that's right. >> yeah. we went to camp and -- >> jimmy: oh, that's tracy. >> yeah, that's tracy from camp fox. hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tracy, maybe you can help gwen. what do you remember from your time with gwen? >> well, our first year of camp we were in the same cabin together. and we had the boys row us over to italian gardens because we didn't want to do the work ourselves. maybe gwen might have had a crush on one of the counselors named jeff or -- >> oh, my god, i did. [ laughter ] oh, my god! >> jimmy: jeff. jeff looks like a fitness instructor. what's going on here also? tracy, is that you? >> that guy's naughty. he tried to -- >> afterward we went -- we went on a date or something. i can barely remember. and we went to like the drive-ins. i was like i've

with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick and nathan lane, and many more surprises in store. it will be very strong show and you u e invited to strip down to your underwear and watch it. for five seasons our first guest has orchestrated and weaved her way through more political chicanery and sexual intrigue than bernie sanders and jeb bush she plays crisis manager and olivia pope on "scandal" thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. please welcome kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? good to see u. >> vergood to see you, always nice to see you. >> jimmy: i like the dress, that's a dress if i was a woman, or just dressed like one, i would pick out for myself. >> that's very nice to say. are you making an announcement tonight? >> jimmy: well -- it is time, yes. it's something we've shared privately for years. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times have you been on the show? >> i actually realized yesterday that this is my ninth appearance. >> jimmy: your ninth appears. >> on ji

and once again, i am hosting our annual after party -- "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars." you and a plus eight are cordially invited to our star-studded event, with beaffleck, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, jesse eisenberg, tracy morgan, and surprise guests as well. please join us. before shonda rhimes owned 80% of this network's prime-time real estate and hit shows began spewing from a hollowed-out volcano in east hollywood, she created a little show about an attractive group of doctors, one of whom named grey. continues to be one of the most popular shows on television. >> okay. what do you think it is? >> i don't know yet. it feels like a tumor. >> i watched him place the clip. the clip didn't slip. >> the clip slipped. >> i'll get her to ct. >> meredith! >> what? >> she's my patient. she came back. >> she was derrek's patient. now she's mine. >> when he had all the interns chasing their tail for the answers. >> yes. >> and he was chasing your tail? watch "grey's anatomy" thursdays at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome ellen pompeo

this time around with ben affleck, chris rock, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick, jesse eisenberg, and surprises that's sunday night, please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very talented and volatile person. he should not be working with knives, but he does. season 15 of his show "hell's kitchen" airs wednesday nights please say hello to gordon ramsay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look well. >> thank you, good to see you. >> jimmy: you still have a crushing handshake, a handshake that is designed to humiliate other men, yes? >> it's to send a very stern message. a warm welcome, don't [ bleep ] with me. >> jimmy: let me ask you, why is it -- i was thinking about this today. i think this confuses me. why is it okay to scream and yell at people who work for you in a restaurant -- i'm not speaking about you specifically. i'm talking about in general. why is it accepted in that workplace and not accepted at, say, the mall? >> first of all, [ bleep ], right? pandemonium pandemonium. you've got to get that me

of the year, with ben affleck, tracy morgan, chris rock, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick, nathan lane, henry cavill, and live surprises so i recommend that you sleep late on sunday morning so you can stay up for that. of espresso jump-starting our brains every morning, "live! with kelly and michael" she plays kelly on that show. edition of the show from the dolby theater monday morning, please say hello to kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, hi! >> jimmy: good to see you. >> hi! good to see you. >> jimmy: this is a hot trend. >> oh my gosh, yeah. this is all the rage. >> jimmy: everybody's doing this. >> everybody's doing it. i got it done at the aspca. >> jimmy: are these rescue nails? >> rescue nails, yeah. pretty great. the bummer is i figured out, it's like you never know, i'm not really a trendy person but i thought this is a trend, maybe i could rock because i'm petite, >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i figured the one downside, and you guys should know this, is that you have to hire wipe-er. >> jimmy: what do you mean a wipe-er?

>> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmons, will arnett, nathan lane, matthew broderick, mike tyson, and less. plus we go live to the governors ball. presented by samsung. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lilits, camera, action - here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speececs have beenn spoken, and once again i was not invited to any of the after parties so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of coroversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. as you know there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonit's oscar hopefulssere whiter than the line to

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was not expecting this. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night, but welcome to our 11th annual "after the oscars" special. the statues have been handed out. the speeches have been spoken. and once again, i was not invited to any of the afterparties. so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. [ laughter ] as you know, there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a michael bolton concert. [ laughter ] the only way a black or a hispanic or asian actor was going to win an oscar tonight was if they let steve harvey announce the winner. and that didn't happen. [ laughter ] [ ch

oh, there's tracy. what! [ horn honking ] [ forward collision warning ] bye dad! it brakes when you don't. the newly redesigned volkswagen passat. right now you can get a $1,000 presidents' day bonus on new 2015 or 2016 >> jimmy: hi. welcome back. tonight from animal planet one of the great animal handlers on this or any planet, dave salmoni is here with us. he's bringing a bobcat, a -- not just a wild boar, a russian boar, and silky chickens, which are these great-looking chickens. and we're going to eat them. [ laughter ] tomorrow night channing tatum, regina king and music from kopecky. please join us then. our first guest is a big movie star who, in his new movie, plays a big movie star, it is his fourth collaboration with joel and ethan coen, the very funny "hail, caesar!" >> i mean, we tell ourselves artistic value or there's some sort of spiritual dimension to the picture business, but what it really is is this fat cat out in new york running this factory, serving up these lollipops to -- what they used to call bread circuses for the -- ah, wait, wait! >> n

>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the show, she's a singer and a disney channel star with a song from finding neverland. zendaya is here. then, a very popular band from guadalajara. their album is called "cama incendiada" which, in english means do not drink vodka and smoke in bed. stage! [ cheers and applause ] mana. >> jimmy: tomorrow night on the show, "scandal" is back and tony goldwyn will be here. from "pardon the interruption" michael wilbon and tony kornheiser will be here and we'll have music from alessia cara. please join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar and emmy-nominated man of many accents. you know him as borat, bruno, ali g and now, a nobby. his new movie, "the brothers grimsby" opens in theaters march 11th. please welcome sacha baron cohen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so handsome and normal. which is unusual. >> it is. thank you very much. are you coming on to me? i should hope so. >> jimmy: translate it however you will. on television as yourself. and you will soo

and stay tuned for a have special jimmy kimmel live after tracy morgan. then tomorrow morning live with kelly and michael, we'll broadcast live from inside the dolby theater with the after oscars show. >> big night. long night. >>> we turn now to the weather. a warm and beautiful sunday, and those mild temperatures will kickoff the work week, meteorologist jeff smith is here >> and we're also going to be checking some showers to start off the work week on monday plus this spring fling that we've been having, that'll eventually give way to more wintery weather by late in the week all on the >> also awhat makes this simple salad the best simple salad ever? heart healthy california walnuts. the best simple veggie dish ever? heart healthy california walnuts. the best simple dinner ever? heart healthy california walnuts. great tasting, heart healthy california walnuts. so simple. its sleek design... is mold-breaking. its intelligent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled cabin...jaw-dropping. its performance...breathtaking. its self-parking.