i feel like everybody has a little patrick bate man in them. you know, you've been in the road in traffic and you thought horrible things and maybe wouldn't hear you. but i think the real trick with patrick bateman is not to bring it home with you. >> seth: right. like when you're preparing for the role. because you have a wife. >> i do. >> seth: and so she wouldn't be super psyched if patrick bateman came home every night. >> no. she just wakes up in the night and i'm sitting up staring at her asleep. she's like, "go back to 'the choice' character." [ light laughter ] >> seth: i like "the choice" guy more than this weirdo. >> yeah. >> seth: you also -- you've been in, obviously, other violent things. "abraham lincoln vamp --" what was it, vampire hunter? >> yeah, vampires. abraham lincoln and vampires >> seth: yeah. >> and, uh -- >> seth: and then you were also in "bloody, bloody andrew jackson" which was a fantastic rock musical, but also very -- about andrew jackson, obviously another pretty violent person. what it is about you that people [