no, sorry he played tarzan >> jimmy: played tarzan. yeah, yeah >> tarzan's not real [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hopefully the kids are asleep they're like, "tooth fairy, easter bunny, tarzan." [ laughter ] >> i know. >> jimmy: "what is going on? tarzan is real >> jimmy: just doesn't know if he brings his own baskets. who knows. >> i think joe was actually, kind of, the most fascinating part of the series >> jimmy: me too >> because he's, like, so captivating. and it's so weird. you can totally tell this is the first time this guy has ever opened the bible. he's, like, reading it sideways and he's like trying - >> jimmy: and now he's in charge >> yeah, and now he's the leader >> jimmy: he's a leader, and he's telling these people about this religion. and everyone's like, "who is this guy?" >> and, you know, natasha who is featured on it as well, was his ex and the mother of his -- >> jimmy: she was great. >> yeah, she's incredible. and she just goes, she's like, "he was never religious. he was never a religious person he was an out of work a

me tarzan, you jane. [ laughter ] >> once more, once more. >> jimmy: me tarzan, you jane. >> piss off. i keep getting piss off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me. >> me. >> jimmy: tarzan. >> talk? me talk tarzan? >> jimmy: yes! you jane. >> me jane? >> jimmy: yes, yes! that's right! [ cheers and applause ] all right. oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] all right. i'm going to do one more. one more. last one here. alright, here we go. [ laughter ] >> zach galifianakis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> zach galifianakis. >> jimmy: that sounds like -- it looks like -- are you, like, having a stroke or something? sassafras? sassafras? >> zach. >> jimmy: that. >> close. zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> zach galifianakis. [ laughter ] you know, i have seen his name many times, but i don't know how to pronounce it. >> jimmy: tell me when you're going. are you going? >> now i'm going. zach. >> jimmy: that. >> zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> galifianakis. >> jimmy: zach galifianakis? [ cheers and applause ] carol burnett, everybody! go friday and saturday nights at th

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the dog >> no, d-a tarzan da dog. >> jimmy: yeah tarzan da dog. >> lorde has her onion rings account. i got my dog account >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. can we talk about the album or like -- what is it - what's the theme of this album when it comes out? >> the theme of the album, the album is called "familia." and i think like just i actually i learned how to cook during the pandemic. and -- i think that inspired me to like invite people over for dinner and have dinner parties and i think like just my love of like food and having people kind of gather around a dinner table prompted this like me kind of manifesting just like having a squad around and having friends around and friends being kind of like their chosen family. plus, also your real family. but it basically just being about community. you know, i feel like so much in our culture, it's like, you know, it's like there's independence and, you know, very kind of like based on the individual and i think this album for me was a lot about like interdependence and community and my dog wrote all the songs [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, th

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you watch about -- cause you don't understand while y'all was out here riding elephants and chasing tarzan, i was schooling this boy on the streets of queens. >> all right, well, that's - >> no, cause he don't know me. >> you do not know me. >> no, you don't know me >> you do not know me. >> you don't know me >> i will cut you -- >> enough of this! [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: "you do not know me. tracy morgan, everybody. "coming 2 america" begins streaming globally tomorrow. tracy and i are doing something fun after the break, stick around, everybody. "coming 2 america. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [sneezes] hey allergy muddlers. [sneezes] are your sneezes putting your friends in awkward positions? [sneezes] stick with zyrtec. zyrtec starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. zyrtec. muddle no more. and try children's zyrtec for consistently powerful relief of your kids' allergies. from the makers of blue moon, comes lightsky. and try children's zyrtec for consistently powerful relief an extraordinary citrus wheat. brewed with re

we did a skit of "tarzan and jane," only it was -- steve mcqueen and charles bronson. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah that's perfect yeah, exactly yeah. do you remember changing -- do you remember any of the songs that you did? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: can you give me a a little taste of one? >> okay, yeah well it was because sarah was incredibly precocious, it was to splish splash, it was her version of the fall of the house of atreus. she must have been setting the greek so it went -- ♪ splish splash i was taking a bath long about a saturday night ♪ ♪ rub dub just a laxing in the tub thinking everything was all right ♪ ♪ well i looked up and there to my surprise was my wife clytemnestra that look in her eyes ♪ ♪ well splish splash i was back in the bath how was i to know she was a fixing with the ax ♪ ♪ she went a splashing and a prancin i was a rocking and a rollin ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ bleeding an a screaming and man alive there was a ♪ >> jimmy: hey! fingernails. [ cheers and applause ] the group was polish right there. [ applause ] i love that! thank you. i c

tonight -- anna kendrick -- star of "the legend of tarzan" alexander skarsgard -- cooking with food network's giada de laurentiis -- featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in an interview earlier this morning, donald trump said that he's gotten the worst three weeks of publicity i've ever had in my life. his biggest problem is that he can't get this guy to shut up. [ laughter ]

." >> well, actually, i was 10 years old and i read "dr.dolittle" and "tarzan. and we didn't know anything about chimpanzees back then. i just dreamed of going to africa, living with wild animals and writing books about them so everybody laughed at me how would i do it? we didn't have money world war ii was raging. i was just a girl. girls didn't do that sort of thing. >> jimmy: wow. >> if you really want to do something like this, you're going to have to work extraordinarily hard, learn everything you can about what you want to do take advantage of every opportunity. but if you still continue wanting to do it and you don't give up, then you're probably find a way and i did. i got there. >> jimmy: last time you were on the show, i told you -- i have two little girls now they're 6 and 5. and obviously, i'm a fan i wanted them to know who you are. and so we had a painting of you put up in my living room and i told them all about stuff we've done together and what you've done with even roots and shoots which i know continues to thrive and actually, you have a weekl

[ whoa-ing "tarzan boy" guys, we have a fun show tonight. chris evans is here. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i love chris evans [ cheers and applause naomie scott is here >> steve: oh >> jimmy: oh, i love her [ cheers and applause and we got great music i'm so excited earthgang is here tonight. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause the name of the album is "mirrorland. i'm so happy to be here. last time i talked to you guys, i was about to go to my first dead show. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and i went [ cheers ] >> steve: how was it >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: i loved it i went with my friend, andy cohen he told me to go to the show, and he's like -- and i go, "i can't. i just don't want to be a poser. i don't really know all the songs. he's like, "i'll give you three songs, every week for the past -- for the next three months and get you ready for this concert halloween night at madison square garden. and every song that he sent, most of them they played so i knew almost all the songs >> steve: aww. >> jimmy: i was tota

found a a middle ground cause i didn't want it to be like a guy in a green suit sort of thing cause on "tarzan" that's what we did, and i had a lot of weird encounters watching alex, like, rolling around on the ground nuzzling with a dude. [ laughter ] it's just weird. >> jimmy: yeah, and his tennis ball yeah, yeah yeah, no >> yeah, it's suspension of disbelief kind of goes out the window so, we hired a really big dog. really, really big dog, and then cgi-ed it to make it look like a hyena it was a happy medium. >> jimmy: before we watch the clip, we -- downstairs we have magnolia bakery, which makes amazing cupcakes, and also banana pudding >> the best. >> jimmy: and it's the best. >> and they're doing -- i know i heard about this >> jimmy: you did? >> yes >> jimmy: they're doing one for you. >> yes i know, i heard about this >> jimmy: it's called pink puddin'. did you see this pink puddin', it's right downstairs so i thought -- have you tried it yet >> no, but i've got two days in new york and i was like, "i have --" thank you >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> literally, i wanted to do this whi

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that garden is right out of tarzan of the apes. it is a little overgrown. a little? chrissy, there are pockets of japanese in there who don't know the war is over. dear, you ought to be out in the garden helping the kids instead of in here fooling around with that homemade beer. don't scoff-- if this beer turns out all right i'll sell some to the regal beagle. aw, come on, stanley. when are we going to get a chance to sample this marvelous potion of yours anyway? well, the batch i made two weeks ago should be ready just about now. is that why the bottles keep exploding? i don't know why you started this silly nonsense anyway. it's not nonsense. it's my hobby. it's better than that stupid flower arranging course you're going to. it's artistic. it's effeminate. well, i'm supposed to be effeminate. just like you're emasculate. oh, you know, what this arrangement needs is something... something tall and green and prickly. how about your mother? this is terrible. i'm getting bitten to death by bugs. oh, i know. me, too, chrissy. hey, jack... where'd you put that insect re

sounds like he was already high enough. [ laughter ] he was like this, "me tarzan, this mary jane." [ laughter and applause ] it's like i don't know -- we get it. he was having a good time. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and finally, i'm not sure if you're aware of this, but i saw that lays is once again letting people vote on its newest flavor of potato chips or as americans put it, "finally an election we care about." there we go. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. yeah, looking great tonight. welcome, everybody. just a quick note before we start. i want to say congrats to jon stewart and everyone at "the daily show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we love that guy. we love everybody over there. good luck to trevor noah too. he's going to do a great -- a a great, great job, trevor. and jon, let me also add, good luck on whatever's next. if it's stand-up, if you're doing movies, run for president, whatever you want to do, good luck to jon stewart. he's a good man