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me tarzan, you jane. [ laughter ] >> once more, once more. >> jimmy: me tarzan, you jane. >> piss off. i keep getting piss off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me. >> me. >> jimmy: tarzan. >> talk? me talk tarzan? >> jimmy: yes! you jane. >> me jane? >> jimmy: yes, yes! that's right! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] all right. i'm going to do one more. one more. last one here. alright, here we go. [ laughter ] >> zach galifianakis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> zach galifianakis. >> jimmy: th having a stroke or something? sassafras? sassafras? >> zach. >> jimmy: that. >> close. zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> zach galifianakis. [ laughter ] you know, i have seen his name many times, but i don't know how to pronounce it. >> jimmy: tell me when you're going. are you going? >> now i'm going. >> zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> galifianakis. >> jimmy: zach galifianakis? [ cheers and applause ] carol burnett, everybody! go friday and saturday nights at the beacon theater right here in new york city. pick up a copy of her latest book "in such good c
me tarzan, you jane. [ laughter ] >> once more, once more. >> jimmy: me tarzan, you jane. >> piss off. i keep getting piss off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me. >> me. >> jimmy: tarzan. >> talk? me talk tarzan? >> jimmy: yes! you jane. >> me jane? >> jimmy: yes, yes! that's right! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] all right. i'm going to do one more. one more. last one here. alright, here we go. [ laughter ]...
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tonight -- anna kendrick, star of "the legend of tarzan", alexander skarsgard, cooking with food network's giada de laurentiis, featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in an interview earlier this morning, donald trump said that he's gotten the worst three weeks of publicity i've ever had in my life. his biggest problem is that he can't get this guy to shut up. [ laughter
tonight -- anna kendrick, star of "the legend of tarzan", alexander skarsgard, cooking with food network's giada de laurentiis, featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in an interview earlier this morning, donald...
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i think we should've taken a tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do that right in my ear? hey pal? you ready? can you pick me up at 6:30? ah... (boy) i'm here! i'm here! (cop) too late. i was gone for five minutes! ugh! move it. you're killing me. you know what, dad? i'm good. (dad) it may be quite a while before he's ready, but our subaru legacy will be waiting for him. (vo) the longest-lasting midsize sedan in its class. the twenty-sixteen subaru legacy. it's not just a sedan. it's a subaru. i missed a payment. aw, shoot. shoot! this is bad. no! we're good! this is your first time missing a payment. and you've got the discover it card, so we won't hike up your apr for paying late. that's great! it is great! (both simu
i think we should've taken a tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do that right in my ear? hey pal? you ready? can you pick me up at...
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tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. (dad) it may be quite a while before he's ready, but our subaru legacy will be waiting for him. (vo) the longest-lasting midsize sedan in its class. the twenty-sixteen subaru legacy. it's not just a sedan. it's a subaru. discover card. i missed a payment. aw, shoot. shoot! this is bad. no! we're good! this is your first time missing a payment. and you've got the discover it card, so we won't hike up your apr for paying late. that' s great! it is great! (both simultaneously) thank you. at discover, we treat you like you'd treat you. t the it card with late [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's musical guest will perform at both sold-out "music of david bowie" tribute concerts here in new york this week. [ cheers and applause ] you can live stream friday's concert at musicofdavidbowie.com. 100% of the
tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. (dad) it may be quite a while before he's ready, but our subaru legacy will be waiting for him. (vo) the longest-lasting midsize sedan in its class. the twenty-sixteen subaru legacy. it's not just a sedan. it's a subaru. discover card. i missed a...
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tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear?
tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear?
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tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear? (burke) at farmers, we've seen almost everything, so we know how to cover almost anything. even a stag pool party. (party music) (splashing/destruction) (splashing/destruction) (burke) and we covered it, october twenty-seventh, 2014. or two because we've seen a thing or two. we are farmers. bum-pa-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum it's time for more good day new york. >> have you noticed there's the birds were chirping the loudest were never heard . spring is here! >> i was happy to hear the birds . it's not legal to pick those two lips, right? >> is not legal to pick them. >> why would you pick them? someone spent money to decorate the outside
tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear? (burke) at farmers, we've seen almost everything, so we know how to...
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rosanna: playing tarzan. greg: it is funny because he is cute. can you imagine if i did that? [cheering] rosanna: dwayne johnson and kevin hart. one of the most memorable entrances in the show's history. both of those guys wearing a greg: there is batman. looks a little extreme. rosanna: the 25th anniversary of the show. meanwhile. a lot of fun to be at the rock 'n roll hall of fame out our quays on friday night. steve miller. greg: he has a great performance. really nice. i was kind of shocked to hear from steve miller. he was inducted into the rock 'n roll hall of fame. they gave him a ticket and his wife to attend. you want another ticket, $10000. he was upset that his band members, their wives had to pay money to buy a ticket. that is crazy. rosanna: a lazy kind of night dinner table. greg: he did not insult anybody from the stage. rosanna: afterwards he did say that the rock 'n roll hall of fame should be inducting more women. they were not asked to perform. greg: i heard that they wanted to perform, but they won it. greg: thank you. i had a nice time. rosanna: it was gre
rosanna: playing tarzan. greg: it is funny because he is cute. can you imagine if i did that? [cheering] rosanna: dwayne johnson and kevin hart. one of the most memorable entrances in the show's history. both of those guys wearing a greg: there is batman. looks a little extreme. rosanna: the 25th anniversary of the show. meanwhile. a lot of fun to be at the rock 'n roll hall of fame out our quays on friday night. steve miller. greg: he has a great performance. really nice. i was kind of shocked...
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i think we should've taken a tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do that right in my ear? fan favorites burbon st. chicken of applebeand shrimp? it's so smokey and mysterious... then that cajun spice. i almost forgot i could feel this way. she used to talk about me like that. everyone's a fan with applebee's 2 for $20 fan favorites. hey kevin. hey, fancy seeing you here. uh, i live right over there actually. you've been to my place. no, i wasn't...oh look, you dropped something. it's your resume with a 20 dollar bill taped to it. that's weird. you want to work for ge too. hahaha, what? well we're always looking for developers who are up for big world changing challenges like making
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i think we should've taken a tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do that right in my ear? fan favorites...
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i think we should've taken a tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do that right in my ear? construst number one doctor recommended dulcolax use dulcolax tablets for gentle overnight relief suppositories for relief in minutes and stool softeners for comfortable relief of hard stools. dulcolax, designed for dependable relief ♪ the 467 horse-power rcf coupe from lexus. part of the f performance line. once driven, there's no going back. getting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive! not t-mobile! introducing the best data plan ever! get three lines of unlimited 4g lte data for just fifty bucks each, and get a fourth line, free! yup!-we'll give you a fourth
i think we should've taken a tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do that right in my ear? construst number one doctor recommended...
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i think we should've taken a left at the river. tarzan does not know where tarzan go. do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! smoking causes 16 different types of cancer. you have one clear way to reduce your risk. you can quit smoking. talk with your doctor. the bigger the burrito, the bigger the fun. dunkin's new grandde burrito -- a breakfast burrito packed with big southwest flavor. go grande with veggie or sausage today. america runs on dunkin'. greg: now it is one of the rosanna: i know its hard to get trin. it used to be like aegon buildings and stuff like that. but now beautiful apartmentance homes and great restaurants. nice community. greg: nice community. cool. if you want to forrish your apartment for not that much cash, be go to eyeee there. rosanna: lass great field nearby where my son used to play baseball. greg:
i think we should've taken a left at the river. tarzan does not know where tarzan go. do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! smoking causes 16 different types of cancer. you have one clear way to reduce your risk. you can quit...
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tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear? (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars opposite kevin hart and ice cube in the soon-to-be blockbuster sequel, "ride along 2" which hits theaters on friday. his popular television comedy series "dr. ken" airs friday nights at 8:30 p.m. on abc. here's the very funny, the very >> jimmy: how does he do it? how does he do it? ladies and gentlemen, ken jeong. [ cheers ] thank you so much for being here, because i know you
tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear? (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even...
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tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear? again! r again! again! again? again! again! general mills is removing artificial flavors and colors from our cereals. so you can love cereal... again! >> lady gaga was at the oscars last night. >> yeah. what a moving song, huh? >> at that point, rosanna, i had called it a night. >> me too, but i saw it this morning. it was beautifully sang and executed with all the students coming in at the end. joe biden was there, always a party with joe. he's always tripping or falling. >> i think he was okay last night. he gave $20 to the girl scouts. >> is that right? >> yeah. >> hey, as we look at lynn manuelmy ran das, watch the nights. >> t
tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear? again! r again! again! again? again! again! general mills is removing...
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tarzan know where tarzan go! p tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, r do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. p why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a great week here in l.a. it's time to go back to new york, but we had a a fantastic time and i have a a feeling we're gonna be doing this again. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to bryan cranston, demi lovato, carol burnett, the weeknd! [ cheers and applause ] ms. lauryn hill! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers."
tarzan know where tarzan go! p tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, r do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. p why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a great week here in l.a. it's time to go back to new york, but...
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tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is so good! our musical guests tonight just announced one of the most highly-anticipated tours of 2016. and they're making their television debut with us tonight! [ cheers and applause ] performing "shakedown street", give it up for dead & company! [ cheers and applause ] town ain't got no heart well, well, well you can never tell the sunny side of the street is dark well, well, well you can never tell maybe that's 'cause it's midnight in the dark of the moon besides maybe the dark is from your eyes is from your eyes maybe the dark is from your eyes is from your eyes maybe the dark is from your eyes maybe the dark is from your eyes
tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is so good! our musical guests tonight just announced one of the...
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tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you knoere th waterfl ? waterfal no, me tarzan, kif jule. why n'you want tju ask somedy? if you're a couple, u fit over directions. it's what yodo. ifou wt toav fiftn rcenor mor car insuran, you switch to geico. ohhhh 's whayou do. [ cheers andppuse ] my: this i g oumucal gues tonight just announced e of mos high-anticipated tours of 2016. and they're mang their give iupor dead & company![ eers ala tl mehi town ain'to he well, wellwell you canever tell the snye the street dk well, well, well you can never ll thas 'cauit mnit inhe dark of the moonid maybe theark from yourye mae is from yo es maybe the dark is fm yours is froyour eyes maybe the dark is from your eyes maybe e dark is fm your eyes y know u got sucharey nothin' shakin' on shakedown street usedo be the art of town don't telme thisin'to heart yojust got pok since i'm pas your way today well, well, wellyou can ner te jusstopped in 'cause i wt to say u can never tell i recl your darkness when it craced li a
tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you knoere th waterfl ? waterfal no, me tarzan, kif jule. why n'you want tju ask somedy? if you're a couple, u fit over directions. it's what yodo. ifou wt toav fiftn rcenor mor car insuran, you switch to geico. ohhhh 's whayou do. [ cheers andppuse ] my: this i g oumucal gues tonight just announced e of mos high-anticipated tours of 2016. and they're mang their give iupor dead & company![ eers ala tl mehi...