me tarzan, you jane. [ laughter ] >> once more, once more. >> jimmy: me tarzan, you jane. >> piss off. i keep getting piss off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me. >> me. >> jimmy: tarzan. >> talk? me talk tarzan? >> jimmy: yes! you jane. >> me jane? >> jimmy: yes, yes! that's right! [ cheers and applause ] all right. oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] all right. i'm going to do one more. one more. last one here. alright, here we go. [ laughter ] >> zach galifianakis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you kidding? >> zach galifianakis. >> jimmy: that sounds like -- it looks like -- are you, like, having a stroke or something? sassafras? sassafras? >> zach. >> jimmy: that. >> close. zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> zach galifianakis. [ laughter ] you know, i have seen his name many times, but i don't know how to pronounce it. >> jimmy: tell me when you're going. are you going? >> now i'm going. zach. >> jimmy: that. >> zach. >> jimmy: thad. >> galifianakis. >> jimmy: zach galifianakis? [ cheers and applause ] carol burnett, everybody! go friday and saturday nights at th

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tonight -- anna kendrick -- star of "the legend of tarzan" alexander skarsgard -- cooking with food network's giada de laurentiis -- featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in an interview earlier this morning, donald trump said that he's gotten the worst three weeks of publicity i've ever had in my life. his biggest problem is that he can't get this guy to shut up. [ laughter ]

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>> mostly tarzan. i mean, i'd-- you'd do the-- the light the match with the hat thing, umm, with bogart. but, uh, most-- i-- >> did you do the tarzan-- carol burnett used to do, the tarzan yell. >> umm-hmm. >> did you do that? >> i used to, but, umm-- >> well, let's, uh-- >> [ laughs ] no! no! [ cheering ] >> come on. >> [ yelling ] >> that's not bad. hey, what are you talking about? [ applause ] folks, we're-- >> no, but johnny-- >> we're talking show business, folks. that's not bad. >> johnny weissmuller was like-- he was like really up there. like somebody was swinging on his rope. >> yeah, i don't-- [ laughter ] i-i don't know if johnny weissmuller actually did that yell. freddy? i'm serious. >> really? >> did weissmuller actually do that yell or was that-- >> yes, he did, sir. >> i didn't know that. >> i knew that. >> well, see, you knew that. >> no, but my little brother and i used to, uh, play tar-- when we'd get to stay home from school and act like we were sick, we'd play tarzan on the-- 'caus

that garden is right out of tarzan of the apes. it is a little overgrown. a little? chrissy, there are pockets of japanese in there who don't know the war is over. dear, you ought to be out in the garden helping the kids instead of in here fooling around with that homemade beer. don't scoff-- if this beer turns out all right i'll sell some to the regal beagle. aw, come on, stanley. when are we going to get a chance to sample this marvelous potion of yours anyway? well, the batch i made two weeks ago should be ready just about now. is that why the bottles keep exploding? i don't know why you started this silly nonsense anyway. it's not nonsense. it's my hobby. it's better than that stupid flower arranging course you're going to. it's artistic. it's effeminate. well, i'm supposed to be effeminate. just like you're emasculate. oh, you know, what this arrangement needs is something... something tall and green and prickly. how about your mother? this is terrible. i'm getting bitten to death by bugs. oh, i know. me, too, chrissy. hey, jack... where'd you put that insect re

tarzan know where tarzan go! p tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, r do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. p why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a great week here in l.a. it's time to go back to new york, but we had a a fantastic time and i have a a feeling we're gonna be doing this again. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to bryan cranston, demi lovato, carol burnett, the weeknd! [ cheers and applause ] ms. lauryn hill! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers."

tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! do you have to do thattright in my ear? (vo) you can check on them. you can worry about them. you can even choose a car for them. (mom) honey, are you ok? (announcer vo) love. (mom) we're ok. (announcer vo) it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars opposite kevin hart and ice cube in the soon-to-be blockbuster sequel, "ride along 2" which hits theaters on friday. his popular television comedy series "dr. ken" airs friday nights at 8:30 p.m. on abc. here's the very funny, the very >> jimmy: how does he do it? how does he do it? ladies and gentlemen, ken jeong. [ cheers ] thank you so much for being here, because i know you

tarzan know where tarzan go! tarzan does not know where tarzan go. hey, excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? waterfall? no, me tarzan, king of jungle. why don't you want to just ask somebody? if you're a couple, you fight over directions. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. oh ohhhhh it's what you do. ohhhhhh! they're one of that triggered the financial just settled with authorities for their part in the crisis that put seven million and millions out of their homes. how does wall street get away with it? millions in campaign contributions and speaking fees. for wall street because it's riggedt by wall street. and that's the problem. as long as washington is bought and paid for, we can't build an economy that works for people. sanders: i'm bernie sanders, [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is so good! our musical guests tonight just announced one of the most highly-anticipated tours of 2016. and they're making their television debut with us tonight! [ cheers and applause ]

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